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Why do people care about ass so much

Doesn't matter if you are gay or straight or even a guy or a female, why is there such a fascination with buttocks?

My theory is that it's close to the genitals that why.

by Anonymousreply 3003/14/2013

There's always a fascination with body parts that are almost always covered. Especially curvy body parts.

by Anonymousreply 103/09/2013

I don't give a shit about ass. I don't even notice them. Not even Nick Jonas' ass. All I see are faces. And then VPLs.

by Anonymousreply 203/09/2013

The ass is a beautiful thing

by Anonymousreply 303/09/2013

It's both the appearance and the musk, I think. The male asshole has a lot of androgenic hair (a beautiful secondary sexual characteristic), and lots of enticing pheromones as well.

by Anonymousreply 403/09/2013

I check the ass before I check the crotch. Not into big cocks but do love a nice ass.

by Anonymousreply 503/09/2013

[quote]It's both the appearance and the musk

An old friend of mine could go on for half an hour about the smell of his favorite tricks' and boyfriends' assholes.

by Anonymousreply 603/09/2013

For me, it's all about the cheeks. I don't like "hole" or smells at all.

by Anonymousreply 703/10/2013

It's primal. An ass tells you about a person's fitness, youth and sexual availability (tight clothes, etc.).

Cats smell each others stool and can determine age, sex, health and position in the hierarchy.

"The Missionary Position" is a relatively modern invention. Most mammals fuck doggy-style, so the ass has to turn you on.

by Anonymousreply 803/10/2013

I believe a plump male ass indicates fertility.

by Anonymousreply 903/10/2013

It's a thrusting issue. Men with strong asses are more effective at depositing their seed and ensuring it successfully mates with an egg.

Seriously. It's evolutionary biology.

by Anonymousreply 1003/10/2013

Many reasons. First of all the ass is an erogenous zone. Caressing the cheeks, stimulating the nerve endings of the anus, and, for men, stimulation of the prostate can be extremely exciting. Then, there are the aesthetics. The ass, like the genitals is at the center of the body vertically and so it is a focal point. Its contours are a major feature of the body.

For these reasons, an appealing ass can be very exciting. How does this break down? Well, of course that depends on what one considers an appealing ass. As with all parts of the body, there is no universal consensus and the majority view, or what would appears to be such by popular conception, changes from place to place and era to era.

by Anonymousreply 1103/10/2013

It's the perfect expression of the symmetry of the body.

As R11 said, literally a focal point. Notice how all lines lead to anus.

by Anonymousreply 1203/10/2013


by Anonymousreply 1303/10/2013

I'm like r5, I check the face then the ass. Then the hands.

by Anonymousreply 1403/10/2013

R4 and R6 have it. Pheromones / musk is a wonderful thing...

by Anonymousreply 1503/10/2013

I have loved the male ass in all its variations since I was a young child. Given a choice of seeing a guys dick or his ass, I would opt for seeing the ass. All dicks are good. Each ass is it's own wonderland.

by Anonymousreply 1603/10/2013

I love ass.

by Anonymousreply 1703/10/2013

What r10 said. Dudes with more ass are better lays. The have more muscle power in that area.

by Anonymousreply 1803/10/2013

I agree, skinny asses or thin lips spell doom in the bedroom

by Anonymousreply 1903/10/2013

You have to have-a ass in moderation! You cannot have ass all the time!

by Anonymousreply 2003/10/2013

I read R2 as "all I see are feces" which isn't surprising given the homophobe would be germ freaks on here, stinking up other threads as it were.

by Anonymousreply 2103/10/2013

I'm not into these weird over-sized basket ball asses you see constantly linked on DL, with everyone saying how hawt they are.

I like a nice natural 1970s sized ass, on a handsome guy (see link).

by Anonymousreply 2203/10/2013

"I'm not into these weird over-sized basket ball asses"

Who has those?

by Anonymousreply 2303/10/2013

send them to my house r22. I love big, round, hard cantaloupe butt cheeks!!

by Anonymousreply 2403/10/2013

I wish every guy had a huge ass

by Anonymousreply 2503/10/2013

1970s sized ass.

by Anonymousreply 2603/10/2013

[quote]I read [R2] as "all I see are feces" which isn't surprising given the homophobe would be germ freaks on here, stinking up other threads as it were.

All this from "i don't care about ass?"

by Anonymousreply 2703/10/2013

^ I should've quoted but am usually too lazy. I meant from the part where he said "All I see are faces".

by Anonymousreply 2803/10/2013

Love ass.

by Anonymousreply 2903/14/2013

I stand in lines, wrapped around buildings for it. Because it's good!

by Anonymousreply 3003/14/2013
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