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I may become a mormon

A group of Mormon missionaries are renting an apartment near a relative I'm visiting.

It is in Florida. They are all blonde and cute and spend their days frolicking in the sun.

I'm gonna be a Mormon and BELIEVE!

by Anonymousreply 803/08/2013

OP, let me know how it goes.

by Anonymousreply 103/08/2013

You must of course avoid all sex outside marriage so you will never have sex again. However, the underwear is really quite stylish.

by Anonymousreply 203/08/2013

They all have crabs

by Anonymousreply 303/08/2013

They may frolick but they don't fuck. AND they are most CERTAINLY NOT GAY!!!! NOT EVER!!!1 As a matter of fact they are spending all their money to stop the spread of the gay gene. That is why they are keeping all those genealogical records.

by Anonymousreply 403/08/2013

We'd love to have you join us, OP.

by Anonymousreply 503/08/2013

good luck with that op (eye roll).

by Anonymousreply 603/08/2013

Even if they were gay, which they most certainly aren't, they wouldn't want your aged, sagging, wrinkled up, AIDS infected ass.

by Anonymousreply 703/08/2013

OK Jodi Arias

by Anonymousreply 803/08/2013
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