Recently, I have been invited to a "White Trash" party. I have a few ideas of how to dress and what food to bring, but I would like to hear some ideas. After all the discussions of potluck dinners and fraus at the trough, I think your ideas may be very helpful.
Ideas for White Trash Party
|by Anonymous||reply 74||03/10/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 1||03/08/2013|
If you want to fit in with true trash, you'll need to find a tight thin flimsy shirt. Frost your hair if possible. Definitely pull it back from your forehead and spike it up. You'll need jewellery too.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||03/08/2013|
Now if you decide to get fancy...
|by Anonymous||reply 3||03/08/2013|
If you're female, put a black on your arm.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||03/08/2013|
Bring "pigs in a blanket" (hormel cocktail wienies wrapped in crescent dough and baked toasty brown). That sentence alone has cock, tail and pigs so all your work is done. And I agree with R2, but use the frost and tips cap to pull your hair through.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||03/08/2013|
Frito pies! Best served in the plastic wrapping.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||03/08/2013|
Watch some eps of Honey Boo Boo for inspiration.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||03/08/2013|
All of your food should be deep fried.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||03/08/2013|
Knock yourself out, OP:
|by Anonymous||reply 9||03/08/2013|
Plenty of creamed corn. Toss it in an empty inflatable kids pool for wrestling.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||03/08/2013|
Budweiser tall boys, with a straw.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||03/08/2013|
Spray cheese & crackers
|by Anonymous||reply 12||03/08/2013|
You could buck the theme and go for trash of a different race.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||03/08/2013|
Go as a wigger.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||03/08/2013|
[quote]Spray cheese & crackers
|by Anonymous||reply 15||03/08/2013|
Are you a guy? Be sure to wear your cock and balls all on one side of your too-tight pants.
Are you a girl? Just go as yourself.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||03/08/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 17||03/08/2013|
[R3] Spam cupcakes!
|by Anonymous||reply 18||03/08/2013|
A bunch of douchebags making fun of poor people? Sounds like a delightful party, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||03/08/2013|
Ice cream sandwich sheet cake.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||03/08/2013|
"A bunch of douchebags making fun of poor people?"
And that's why we are DATALOUNGE, r19. FEAR US!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||03/08/2013|
Don't forget your Winstons! If you're going as a wigger, though, make it Newports.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||03/08/2013|
Will you all be congratulating each other on your cleverness?
|by Anonymous||reply 23||03/08/2013|
r19, are you aware of what kind of board you have apparently just stumbled upon?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||03/08/2013|
Since you all would probably consider my family and I as trash..do the pigs in a blanket - they are delicious.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||03/08/2013|
What about a cocktail: Redbull and Vodka?
|by Anonymous||reply 26||03/08/2013|
R21, get off your mustang, mary! No one mentioned poor people.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||03/08/2013|
R19 White trash does not mean poor. Just ask Donald Trump.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||03/08/2013|
What about ideas for a Ghetto Party?
or an Illegal Alien Party?
Those could be so much fun.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||03/08/2013|
Vodka & koolaid
|by Anonymous||reply 30||03/08/2013|
R19 That's Brooke, Brooke.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||03/08/2013|
Vodka & koolaid
|by Anonymous||reply 32||03/08/2013|
"Illegal Alien Party?"
Oh Donald I thought you married that hookery looking woman who bore your spawn.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||03/08/2013|
R30 "Vodka & koolaid" That sounds delicious. I usually just have vodka and Tang
|by Anonymous||reply 34||03/08/2013|
Went to a really fun White Trash Party. Men dressed in wife beaters, their bare, fat stomachs showing, and with 6 dolls in dirty diapers attached to their waist. Food was inedible IMHO. Canned baked beans, deep fried Twinkies, deep friend Oreos, Jello with Cool Whip&fruit cocktail.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||03/08/2013|
Koolaid is a black thang.
Dress as Snooki or Tonya Harding.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||03/08/2013|
R31 I'm dead. I don't care how it's spelled.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||03/08/2013|
Ghetto Prom Dress
|by Anonymous||reply 38||03/08/2013|
Trailer Park Sunrise - One part Tequila or Vodka Two Parts Sunny Delight and a Splash of Robitussin cough syrup
|by Anonymous||reply 39||03/08/2013|
Well most of this sounds a whole lot better than a Tea Party Party, thats for sure. Give me white trash over mostly white sanctimonious, elitist, hateful conspiracy theorists any ol day.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||03/08/2013|
If female, say fuck every 2 seconds and/or threaten to kick someone's ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||03/08/2013|
Guns and tea bags.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||03/08/2013|
Make sure there are some random crotch fruits waddling around in dirty soiled diapers crying for their mommies who are too bust with Earl and Wayne to give them any mind. Bonus points if the kid's mouth is smeared with Cheeto residue.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||03/08/2013|
3lb block of cream cheese w/cocktail sauce on top and a can of drained baby shrimp sprinkled on top. Serve with saltines of course!
|by Anonymous||reply 44||03/08/2013|
sorry forgot to mention faygo or cheerwine to drink.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||03/08/2013|
Drink Budweiser out of the can instead of in a glass. Matter of fact, don't ever drink beer out of a glass. Glasses are for the vodka and ginger ale for the girls. You'll know because all the glasses will have lipstick stains around the rim.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||03/08/2013|
How about bringing Green Bean Casserole?
|by Anonymous||reply 47||03/08/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 48||03/08/2013|
Also r41, said females often wear tight shorts showing huge, behemoth buttocks and yammer about their kids alot, then turn around, get the "lickin' stick" and haul ass after them at the slightest hint of misconduct. If they go to church they are the ones who often haul the kids off to the church basement to tan their asses if they misbehave. Ernie Mickler's book "White Trash Cooking" might be helpful in the food department.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||03/08/2013|
Should I wear this?
|by Anonymous||reply 50||03/08/2013|
Invite Justine Beaver and Tailor Swifter.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||03/08/2013|
Wear these as well, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||03/08/2013|
I suggest a MTV: Buckwild theme, or perhaps Honey Boo Boo, that one is so played already though.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||03/08/2013|
Arbor Mist Wine: The Universal Drink of White Trash Women Everywhere®
|by Anonymous||reply 54||03/08/2013|
Sounds like you and your friends are a white trash party wherever you go.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||03/08/2013|
I held a white trash baby shower for my hag. We made Jell-O shots, jungle juice, cake was a confection of all sorts of little Debbie snack cakes, fried food galore, Jerry springer un censored played on the tv, "mud" Chocolate pudding wrestling in the back yard, played baby games of melted candy bars in diapers passed around to guess which bar was the shit in the diaper, everyone dressed up. It was a HIT. One of the best parties I have ever thrown. She had a wonderful time!
|by Anonymous||reply 56||03/08/2013|
Oh! Decorations consisted of crushed beer cans strewn about, wadded up news paper, pizza boxes, a laundry line running thru the living room with little onsies hanging from clothes pins. Guests were given fabric markers, puff paint, etc. to decorate one onsies.
Men and women came, it got pretty wild. Mother left at 10pm, I believe the last guest left at 4 am!
|by Anonymous||reply 57||03/08/2013|
If any faggots come make sure you tell the homos to go home.
Well...maybe not. In fact, it would be fun to fuck a homo up his ass. Make him "squeal like pig." Everyone laughing while the homo gets his butt split open. Hahaha!
|by Anonymous||reply 58||03/08/2013|
R58 Wouldn't the ladies need a sissyboy to tease their hair? I don't think Loreena know how to do that correctly.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||03/08/2013|
Loreena and her twin sister Coreena--they even wrote a song about Coreena.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||03/08/2013|
Jello cake and any recipe that starts with "a can of Cream of Mushroom soup."
|by Anonymous||reply 61||03/08/2013|
Bring a 12 pack of PBR and Lizzie Grubman!
|by Anonymous||reply 62||03/08/2013|
This is really good. Brown one lb. Jimmy Dean sausage (tube). Stir in one 8 oz. cream cheese. Add one can Rotel original (mild or hot) tomatoes w/jalepinos
Serve with tostinos scoops,or Fritos scoops.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||03/08/2013|
I'd eat that!
|by Anonymous||reply 64||03/08/2013|
Make queso! Velveeta and Rotel salsa!
|by Anonymous||reply 65||03/08/2013|
Wear skin tight acid wash jeans tucked into snakeskin cowboy boots, a NASCAR or World Wrestling T-Shirt with the sleeves cut-off and a leather motorcycle jacket (preferably with fringe on the sleeves).
Use Jon Bon Jovi's videos for his Slippery When Wet album as inspiration.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||03/08/2013|
Cocktail weenies in bbq sauce.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||03/09/2013|
Y'all are making me hungry.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||03/09/2013|
If you want to bring some fancy finger sandwiches, bologna and American cheese with Miracle Whip on Wonder Bread, cut in quarters. It is ok to leave them out in the sun all day.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||03/09/2013|
Mountain Dew and Southern Comfort in a red solo cup
|by Anonymous||reply 70||03/09/2013|
[quote]Koolaid is a black thang.
It is enjoyed by working-class people of all races in the rural South, I assure you. Except by Mexican migrants, who enjoy licuados made with actual fruit and juice.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||03/09/2013|
Shit box cake:
|by Anonymous||reply 72||03/09/2013|
OP get a redneck wine glass. Just google and you can find them. It's basically a mason jar or solo cup on a wine stem.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||03/09/2013|
seems you've got a pretty good one going on here.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||03/10/2013|