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Ideas for White Trash Party

Recently, I have been invited to a "White Trash" party. I have a few ideas of how to dress and what food to bring, but I would like to hear some ideas. After all the discussions of potluck dinners and fraus at the trough, I think your ideas may be very helpful.

by Anonymousreply 7403/10/2013

By inference...

by Anonymousreply 103/08/2013

If you want to fit in with true trash, you'll need to find a tight thin flimsy shirt. Frost your hair if possible. Definitely pull it back from your forehead and spike it up. You'll need jewellery too.

by Anonymousreply 203/08/2013

Now if you decide to get fancy...

by Anonymousreply 303/08/2013

Bring "pigs in a blanket" (hormel cocktail wienies wrapped in crescent dough and baked toasty brown). That sentence alone has cock, tail and pigs so all your work is done. And I agree with R2, but use the frost and tips cap to pull your hair through.

by Anonymousreply 503/08/2013

Frito pies! Best served in the plastic wrapping.

by Anonymousreply 603/08/2013

Watch some eps of Honey Boo Boo for inspiration.

by Anonymousreply 703/08/2013

All of your food should be deep fried.

by Anonymousreply 803/08/2013

Knock yourself out, OP:

by Anonymousreply 903/08/2013

Plenty of creamed corn. Toss it in an empty inflatable kids pool for wrestling.

by Anonymousreply 1003/08/2013

Budweiser tall boys, with a straw.

by Anonymousreply 1103/08/2013

Spray cheese & crackers

by Anonymousreply 1203/08/2013

You could buck the theme and go for trash of a different race.

by Anonymousreply 1303/08/2013

Go as a wigger.

by Anonymousreply 1403/08/2013

[quote]Spray cheese & crackers

You snob!

by Anonymousreply 1503/08/2013

Are you a guy? Be sure to wear your cock and balls all on one side of your too-tight pants.

Are you a girl? Just go as yourself.

by Anonymousreply 1603/08/2013

English chav

by Anonymousreply 1703/08/2013

[R3] Spam cupcakes!

by Anonymousreply 1803/08/2013

A bunch of douchebags making fun of poor people? Sounds like a delightful party, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1903/08/2013

Ice cream sandwich sheet cake.

by Anonymousreply 2003/08/2013

"A bunch of douchebags making fun of poor people?"

And that's why we are DATALOUNGE, r19. FEAR US!

by Anonymousreply 2103/08/2013

Don't forget your Winstons! If you're going as a wigger, though, make it Newports.

by Anonymousreply 2203/08/2013

Will you all be congratulating each other on your cleverness?

by Anonymousreply 2303/08/2013

r19, are you aware of what kind of board you have apparently just stumbled upon?

by Anonymousreply 2403/08/2013

Since you all would probably consider my family and I as the pigs in a blanket - they are delicious.

by Anonymousreply 2503/08/2013

What about a cocktail: Redbull and Vodka?

by Anonymousreply 2603/08/2013

R21, get off your mustang, mary! No one mentioned poor people.

by Anonymousreply 2703/08/2013

R19 White trash does not mean poor. Just ask Donald Trump.

by Anonymousreply 2803/08/2013

What about ideas for a Ghetto Party?

or an Illegal Alien Party?

Those could be so much fun.

by Anonymousreply 2903/08/2013

Boxed wine

Wine coolers

Vodka & koolaid

by Anonymousreply 3003/08/2013

R19 That's Brooke, Brooke.

by Anonymousreply 3103/08/2013

Vodka & koolaid

Also delicious!

by Anonymousreply 3203/08/2013


"Illegal Alien Party?"

Oh Donald I thought you married that hookery looking woman who bore your spawn.

by Anonymousreply 3303/08/2013

R30 "Vodka & koolaid" That sounds delicious. I usually just have vodka and Tang

by Anonymousreply 3403/08/2013

Went to a really fun White Trash Party. Men dressed in wife beaters, their bare, fat stomachs showing, and with 6 dolls in dirty diapers attached to their waist. Food was inedible IMHO. Canned baked beans, deep fried Twinkies, deep friend Oreos, Jello with Cool Whip&fruit cocktail.

by Anonymousreply 3503/08/2013

Koolaid is a black thang.

Dress as Snooki or Tonya Harding.

by Anonymousreply 3603/08/2013

R31 I'm dead. I don't care how it's spelled.

by Anonymousreply 3703/08/2013

Ghetto Prom Dress

by Anonymousreply 3803/08/2013

Trailer Park Sunrise - One part Tequila or Vodka Two Parts Sunny Delight and a Splash of Robitussin cough syrup

by Anonymousreply 3903/08/2013

Well most of this sounds a whole lot better than a Tea Party Party, thats for sure. Give me white trash over mostly white sanctimonious, elitist, hateful conspiracy theorists any ol day.

by Anonymousreply 4003/08/2013

If female, say fuck every 2 seconds and/or threaten to kick someone's ass.

by Anonymousreply 4103/08/2013

Guns and tea bags.

by Anonymousreply 4203/08/2013

Make sure there are some random crotch fruits waddling around in dirty soiled diapers crying for their mommies who are too bust with Earl and Wayne to give them any mind. Bonus points if the kid's mouth is smeared with Cheeto residue.

by Anonymousreply 4303/08/2013

3lb block of cream cheese w/cocktail sauce on top and a can of drained baby shrimp sprinkled on top. Serve with saltines of course!

by Anonymousreply 4403/08/2013

sorry forgot to mention faygo or cheerwine to drink.

by Anonymousreply 4503/08/2013

Drink Budweiser out of the can instead of in a glass. Matter of fact, don't ever drink beer out of a glass. Glasses are for the vodka and ginger ale for the girls. You'll know because all the glasses will have lipstick stains around the rim.

by Anonymousreply 4603/08/2013

How about bringing Green Bean Casserole?

by Anonymousreply 4703/08/2013


by Anonymousreply 4803/08/2013

Also r41, said females often wear tight shorts showing huge, behemoth buttocks and yammer about their kids alot, then turn around, get the "lickin' stick" and haul ass after them at the slightest hint of misconduct. If they go to church they are the ones who often haul the kids off to the church basement to tan their asses if they misbehave. Ernie Mickler's book "White Trash Cooking" might be helpful in the food department.

by Anonymousreply 4903/08/2013

Should I wear this?

by Anonymousreply 5003/08/2013

Invite Justine Beaver and Tailor Swifter.

by Anonymousreply 5103/08/2013

Wear these as well, OP.

by Anonymousreply 5203/08/2013

I suggest a MTV: Buckwild theme, or perhaps Honey Boo Boo, that one is so played already though.

by Anonymousreply 5303/08/2013

Arbor Mist Wine: The Universal Drink of White Trash Women Everywhere®

by Anonymousreply 5403/08/2013

Sounds like you and your friends are a white trash party wherever you go.

by Anonymousreply 5503/08/2013

I held a white trash baby shower for my hag. We made Jell-O shots, jungle juice, cake was a confection of all sorts of little Debbie snack cakes, fried food galore, Jerry springer un censored played on the tv, "mud" Chocolate pudding wrestling in the back yard, played baby games of melted candy bars in diapers passed around to guess which bar was the shit in the diaper, everyone dressed up. It was a HIT. One of the best parties I have ever thrown. She had a wonderful time!

by Anonymousreply 5603/08/2013

Oh! Decorations consisted of crushed beer cans strewn about, wadded up news paper, pizza boxes, a laundry line running thru the living room with little onsies hanging from clothes pins. Guests were given fabric markers, puff paint, etc. to decorate one onsies.

Men and women came, it got pretty wild. Mother left at 10pm, I believe the last guest left at 4 am!

by Anonymousreply 5703/08/2013

If any faggots come make sure you tell the homos to go home.

Well...maybe not. In fact, it would be fun to fuck a homo up his ass. Make him "squeal like pig." Everyone laughing while the homo gets his butt split open. Hahaha!


by Anonymousreply 5803/08/2013

R58 Wouldn't the ladies need a sissyboy to tease their hair? I don't think Loreena know how to do that correctly.

by Anonymousreply 5903/08/2013

Loreena and her twin sister Coreena--they even wrote a song about Coreena.

by Anonymousreply 6003/08/2013

Jello cake and any recipe that starts with "a can of Cream of Mushroom soup."

by Anonymousreply 6103/08/2013

Bring a 12 pack of PBR and Lizzie Grubman!

by Anonymousreply 6203/09/2013

This is really good. Brown one lb. Jimmy Dean sausage (tube). Stir in one 8 oz. cream cheese. Add one can Rotel original (mild or hot) tomatoes w/jalepinos

Serve with tostinos scoops,or Fritos scoops.

by Anonymousreply 6303/09/2013

I'd eat that!

by Anonymousreply 6403/09/2013

Make queso! Velveeta and Rotel salsa!

by Anonymousreply 6503/09/2013

Wear skin tight acid wash jeans tucked into snakeskin cowboy boots, a NASCAR or World Wrestling T-Shirt with the sleeves cut-off and a leather motorcycle jacket (preferably with fringe on the sleeves).

Use Jon Bon Jovi's videos for his Slippery When Wet album as inspiration.

by Anonymousreply 6603/09/2013

Cocktail weenies in bbq sauce.

by Anonymousreply 6703/09/2013

Y'all are making me hungry.

by Anonymousreply 6803/09/2013

If you want to bring some fancy finger sandwiches, bologna and American cheese with Miracle Whip on Wonder Bread, cut in quarters. It is ok to leave them out in the sun all day.

by Anonymousreply 6903/09/2013

Mountain Dew and Southern Comfort in a red solo cup

by Anonymousreply 7003/09/2013

[quote]Koolaid is a black thang.

It is enjoyed by working-class people of all races in the rural South, I assure you. Except by Mexican migrants, who enjoy licuados made with actual fruit and juice.

by Anonymousreply 7103/09/2013

Shit box cake:

by Anonymousreply 7203/09/2013

OP get a redneck wine glass. Just google and you can find them. It's basically a mason jar or solo cup on a wine stem.

by Anonymousreply 7303/09/2013

seems you've got a pretty good one going on here.

by Anonymousreply 7403/10/2013
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