This story beats them all. Apparently a woman arrested on drug charges was able to hide a gun in her vagina. Here it is as reported by The Raw Story.
According to Oklahoma City’s KFOR, police in Ada arrested Christie Dawn Harris at the Dairy Lou Drive Inn on drug charges, and soon discovered why she kept repeating that she needed to go to the bathroom.
The female officer searching Harris noticed “something strange.”
“The officer observed the handle of a revolver sticking out from inside her body,” Pontotoc County District Attorney Chris Ross told KFOR.
A police property report described the item as a “gun located in suspect vagina.”
The report said that the weapon was “loaded with three live rounds and one spent shell.”
“It was a five shot,” Ross explained. “It was loaded and as she turned around, she noticed more plastic baggies, larger plastic baggies wedged in the crack of her buttocks.”
“It would seem to be a very dangerous place to carry a loaded firearm,” he added. “If it goes off it’s only going one place.”
Both the revolver and the baggies full of methamphetamine were removed from the woman’s body.
Talking about concealed weapons. One must wonder if the NRA had this in mind when advocating for concealed weapon laws. But the biggest question is, how fast could she draw the weapon from like the most difficult to reach concealed area while clothed?