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Poor George! He'll Never find the right woman!

I feel so bad that he may be doomed to a life of loneliness!

by Cherylreply 7309/08/2013

Stacey got what she wanted,publicity, don't feel sorry for her

by Cherylreply 103/08/2013

Breakup scheduled for April 17.

by Cherylreply 203/08/2013

What's that smell?

by Cherylreply 303/08/2013

What's the going rate for a beard now? An apartment in Century City and a send off check for $500,00?

Seriously, I'm curious what this service pays.

by Cherylreply 403/08/2013

Poor guy. Him and Leo seem to have the worst luck!

by Cherylreply 503/08/2013

Negative chemistry with all his beards. Time to give up.

by Cherylreply 603/08/2013

Look at all of these homosexuals gathered in one spot!

[quote]George Clooney sports a thin mustache with a black leather jacket while strolling down the street on Friday (March 8) in Berlin, Germany. The 51-year-old actor was joined by his good friend Matt Damon, as well as actors Bill Murray and John Goodman!

by Cherylreply 703/11/2013

One of those men is straight.

by Cherylreply 803/11/2013

I tried to fuck him, but he said, he wasn't into black chicks

by Cherylreply 903/11/2013

You think that's bad, he called me fat. AND ugly

by Cherylreply 1003/11/2013

There's no Swiss language.

by Cherylreply 1103/11/2013

I just had another one of my BRILLLIIIAAANNNNTTTT ideas...

Maybe he should start dating a boy from Bates Academy.

by Cherylreply 1203/11/2013

Warren Beatty, another notorious single playboy type, did not get married for the first time until he was 55. So it is possible that George is straight. Note I said possible. It is just as possible that he is gay. People believe what they want.

by Cherylreply 1303/11/2013

He seems like such a likable guy. But there's a dark side. He still insists he's a cad because that 3-yr. marriage to Talia Balsam went bad. But was it because he's a manwhore? That's a different story than "I won't get attached again because of a broken heart!".

Notice that his movies are macho, Boys Club affairs. If there's a woman character, she's disposable. I think he just sees women as bodies. And he's wisely decided to avoid commitment because he can never be what they need him to be.

And I think he's had a vasectomy.

by Cherylreply 1403/11/2013

Beatty dated/was linked to at least 60 famous women before he married Bening--George has a way to go!!!

by Cherylreply 1503/11/2013

He's becoming pathetic. I think the reason so many suspect he's gay (except for fake looking relationships) is the kind of women he "dates". He has positioned himself as a smart, politically and socially involved man yet he dates bimbos that seem like they can barely give a good answer to "hi". As a woman I know very well that brains are rarely the most important thing to a man in a woman but he's really taking it to extremes and it looks fake, esp at his age.

Also, notice how he NEVER dates someone with his level of fame or even anything close to that. It's always some nobody bimbo.

by Cherylreply 1603/11/2013

Just think about all the F-U-N George is having while seeking the perfect woman. Now that's one busy pussy-hound!!!

by Cherylreply 1703/11/2013

Where was Randy Gerber?

by Cherylreply 1803/11/2013

I think that the majority of men - straight and gay - would like to do exactly what George is doing with his life.

What makes you think all men want to be partnered up for life with the same person?

There is nothing pathetic about this guy - unless he's really gay and closeted but I really doubt it. All this talk and no evidence - in this day with the lack of privacy that guy has we'd know - I mean we'd REALLY know by now.

by Cherylreply 1903/11/2013

It is sad that he never seems to date anyone near his level of accomplishment. Big ego. Wants them at his beck and call.

by Cherylreply 2003/11/2013

[quote]Notice that his movies are macho, Boys Club affairs. If there's a woman character, she's disposable.

In fairness, that's true of 90% of movies.

[quote]He's becoming pathetic. I think the reason so many suspect he's gay (except for fake looking relationships) is the kind of women he "dates". He has positioned himself as a smart, politically and socially involved man yet he dates bimbos that seem like they can barely give a good answer to "hi". As a woman I know very well that brains are rarely the most important thing to a man in a woman but he's really taking it to extremes and it looks fake, esp at his age.

Yes! That's exactly right. Did you see Clooney's face after Seth McFarlane called him out on it? He sure didn't appreciate it.

by Cherylreply 2103/11/2013

You mean like the millions of other people who date and marry people who aren't as successful as their partners/spouses?

Isn't that what many women used to dream about - marrying the rich, successful husband while they stayed home? The secretary marrying her boss, the nurse marrying the doctor?

It's a theme as old as time. It works for many people for many reasons on both sides of the relationship.

by Cherylreply 2203/11/2013

At least that Stacy thing was slightly higher profile and more plausible than some random Italian cocktail waitress. I was more impressed this time, plus she's hot.

by Cherylreply 2303/11/2013

I actually think he's bisexual but prefers men and the women are - for the most part (and certainly this Stacey one) - beards. I think that is why he couldn't garner up a full smile for MacFarlane's joke. He always seems to me that he would prefer the women not be acknowledged as his gfs but instead treated as a sort of invisible window dressing because that makes him feel better about bearding in the first place. A sort of "if a man beards in the HW and no one acknowledges her, is it really happening at all"?

by Cherylreply 2403/11/2013

r5 began the sentence with "Him and Leo." The "poor guy" isn't George, it's r5.

by Cherylreply 2503/11/2013

He's straight. He just needs to find a woman his age.

by Cherylreply 2603/11/2013

I'm willing and able to do the job.

by Cherylreply 2703/11/2013

This man is 100% straight. He cannot get enough pussy.

Oh, and btw he likes some strange once in a while. Who doesn't?

by Cherylreply 2803/11/2013

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by Cherylreply 2903/11/2013

[quoteNotice that his movies are macho, Boys Club affairs. If there's a woman character, she's disposable.

For a moment I though this was a description of his life because it really is a description of his life. He likes to talk about "boys weekends" and how much he likes hanging out with the guys all the time -- play poker, basketball, drinking. If women are present, they're pretty extraneous or disposable.

by Cherylreply 3003/11/2013

Since Clooney wants to stay closeted he's lucky there are an abundance of dim witted women out there to help him do it.

Question: What won't a womwan do for money and publicity?

Answer: Absolutely nothing.

by Cherylreply 3103/11/2013

Next girlfriend will come straight out of central casting. Just like all the previous ones.

They have a role to play and get lots of publicity for it.

by Cherylreply 3203/11/2013

[quote]You mean like the millions of other people who date and marry people who aren't as successful as their partners/spouses?

True and I don't expect him to find someone like that but he seems to pick the ones that are completely the opposite of him - in a bad way. There aren't many women with his level of success or fame but there are plenty of accomplished women, professionals not in showbiz), educated, smart and good looking yet he, with all his money, success, good looks (great looks all those years when he was younger) picks Z list models and whatnot, nobody ever heard of, not particularly good looking and certainly don't seem too smart. Doesn't that seem strange?

Obviously I don't know him but he doesn't seem so insecure that he can't deal with someone classier. That's another reason I think he's gay and that's all he can find that would agree to beard for him, bottom of the barrel. He might also feel such women are easier to control and get rid of at the end of the contract.

The comparison to Beaty is lacking because not only Beaty's affairs were convincing, he dated many leading ladies and famous women (and probably many unknown too) but George insists on these bottom feeders.

Can I say that he's for sure gay? No, but he sure ain't straight and if I had to bet, I'd bet he's totally gay.

by Cherylreply 3303/11/2013

I'm not convinced he's gay, but what do I know. He very well could be. In any event, I find it odd that his recent relationships seem to end at the one year or two year mark:

Sarah Larson - June 2007 to May 2008

Elisabetta C. - July 2009 to June 2011

Stacy - July 2011 to... June 2013? tick tock

by Cherylreply 3403/11/2013

r26 Rande Gerber is only a year younger than him.

by Cherylreply 3503/11/2013

[quote]I tried to fuck him, but he said, he wasn't into black chicks

That may be the case now, but it wasn't always. One of his early pre-superfame girlfriends was Kimberly Russell from HEAD OF THE CLASS.

by Cherylreply 3603/11/2013

They looked like father-daughter on the Oscar red carpet.

by Cherylreply 3703/11/2013

[quote]And I think he's had a vasectomy.

I was going to ask about this. I presume he's gotta be fucking these women, and he doesn't seem as if he'd insist on condoms. Yet, no pregnancy rumors for any of the many women with whom he's been linked over the past 20 years -- and the list is much longer than the 3 names posted above. It's just that all of them turned out to be so insignificant that nobody can remember names beyond the most recent few.

These women may receive property, a check, and some nice gowns and baubles post-George, but they certainly haven't achieved or sustained any fame for themselves.

by Cherylreply 3803/11/2013

[quote]Yet, no pregnancy

I'm not sure but I think he has to stick it in the woman for her to get pregnant?

by Cherylreply 3903/11/2013

The Descendants was a good movie and he was really good in it. Certainly not a glamorous role not was it a buddy movie.

by Cherylreply 4003/11/2013

"Also, notice how he NEVER dates someone with his level of fame or even anything close to that. It's always some nobody bimbo."

That's common enough among straight men. I know a lot of guys who use their money to both attract women who have looks but no money, and to control the ensuing relationship. It's a way to keep a SO in an inferior position, to avoid a relationship with an equal, and to avoid ever having to change.

I'm not actually saying that Clooney is straight, just that straight men really do behave this way.

by Cherylreply 4103/11/2013

Clooney's image is at odds with his relationship choices. Beatty dated accomplished women in keeping with his liberal outlook. Clooney chooses airheads because he has no idea about women at all. The guy hangs with men 24/7. Gerber is his guy and they are hiding in plain sight.

by Cherylreply 4203/11/2013

R25 = the reason this site sucks now. The grammar queens think pointing out stupid shit is clever and funny, but it's neither. People don't bother giving gossip anymore because of bullshit like that and because of idiots who say, "I don't believe you" whenever they try to tell something.

by Cherylreply 4303/11/2013

The same happens with Leo DiCaprio.

The dumb fangirls stikk think 'poor Leo can´t find the right woman'LOL

by Cherylreply 4403/11/2013

Exactly r42.

r41 that's true and yet, in his case the discrepancies are HUGE! He "dates" z-listers if that, women that look cheap and classless. If he really liked women but didn't want a celeb, which is fine, there are plenty of them that are good looking, accomplished and have more class.

With his fame, money, reputation and former good looks (and even now), do you really think he can't get any better???? It's like he goes out of his way to get the worst bimbos, women he obviously has nothing in common with and even then he can't make it seem genuine at all. I think thats one of the reasons why people intuitively feel these "relationships" are fake.

The only worse women than the ones he picks are Charlie Sheen's "porn stars" and that one is a psycho. George acts like the only thing that's important is that he has a person with a vagina next to him so people don't think he's a mo, heaven forbid. Doesn't he realize that the impression those women make, reflect on him and on how "credible" (or not) those relationships seem???

If you're not even going to try and make it seem real, why even bother bearding??? And I don't believe him for one fuckin second that he doesn't mind the gay rumors. He's full of shit.

by Cherylreply 4503/11/2013

Next you'll be trying to convince us that Charlie Sheen is gay, too.

by Cherylreply 4603/11/2013

Like most stars, he could get someone to do whatever it is he wants them do, including beard, for free. He pays them to leave.

George restricts himself to professionals for these "relationships" and there's nothing wrong with that. Why drag someone really decent into his PR shit?

by Cherylreply 4703/11/2013

No r46 CS is a basket case who likes to slum and is very self-destructive. I'm not trying to say that every man that dates someone way beneath him, is gay or that even most such men are, although they clearly have issues. I'm saying that in Clooney's case it just adds up to other things, to point n that direction.

by Cherylreply 4803/11/2013

Interesting he has dated Kelly Preston and Renee Zellwegger, two professional beards. Stacey was nearing the end of her contract I guess.

by Cherylreply 4903/11/2013

Here's someone relatively smart (though not educated) he dated.

by Cherylreply 5003/11/2013

If he's straight. He IS pathetic.

After a certain age, it looks rather lame that you can't find someone whom you consider your equal enough to keep around for more than a few years.

If he's straight and he's dumping these women- he's an asshole.

If he's straight and their dumping him - then he's probably an asshole.

Seriously, George it's time to grow up. You don't have to Marry someone but keep a friend around whom you can trust and who will trust you enough to be together for a few years. It's a good thing.

by Cherylreply 5103/11/2013

he looks like santa claus he looks like her frumpy granpa she's done her time and it's time to move on he's gay like frank ocean's 11

by Cherylreply 5203/11/2013

Why doesn't he call?

by Cherylreply 5303/11/2013

I've never seen any concrete evidence that he could be straight.

by Cherylreply 5403/11/2013

If he really is straight and wants a lasting relationship (doubtful), he should find a woman his own age instead of bimbos in their childbearing years. Of course there's no way these relationships will last when these much younger women decide they want kids.

by Cherylreply 5503/11/2013

[quote] He "dates" z-listers if that, women that look cheap and classless.

He grew up in Kentucky. What do you think women there look like? It's an ingrained thing. And it doesn't matter what his mom looks like.

Attraction is an extremely personal and mysterious phenomenom. You can never substitute what YOU want and are attracted to for what someone else wants and likes.

I don't remember any of his women being unattractive or having bad bodies. So when you say he could do better what is it you mean? More successful? What? He doesn't care about that because he already has that. Possibly the least attractive woman he was with was the one he married - Talia Balsam - who you could argue was his way of marrying up since her dad was a famous actor - and, no, his aunt and uncles don't count in that mix.

The length of his relationships are about the same amount of time within which conventional wisdom tells women they should expect a proposal. I've heard it a million times - if he doesn't propose within 18 months (or leave his wife within 18 months) then it ain't happening. And that's because that is the usual duration of a romantic relationship that has no future.

Why do people keep saying "if he wanted to settle down" he'd do this or that - isn't it obvious he doesn't.

I am completely open to Clooney's being gay or bi or not. But except for theories based on someone's take on his life - a stranger's life - that you see a tiny fraction of I'm not seeing gay. I think our Nancy Drews need to step up their game.

by Cherylreply 5603/11/2013

Poor George.

by Cherylreply 5703/11/2013

I can't be bothered looking it up, but wasn't there a series of Lainey blinds that pointed to Clooney as liking it really rough, like to the extent of ending up with sprains and broken arms (explained away as basketball injuries)? Maybe that's his thing, and he doesn't really care where he gets it--men or women.

This would make more sense than bearding because he's gay. He's not really straight, he's not really gay, and, strictly speaking, he's not really bearding.

by Cherylreply 5803/11/2013

I don't know if I would call him bi-sexual. He is capable of ding the thang with a woman from time to time. Does that make you bi-sexual?

I know for a fact that 2 of his rat pack are genuinely straight. One of them is GH and the other is the pudgy guy name Richard Kind.

He should have gone the way of his idol Cary Grant and had a few "interesting" marriages with lots of singledom in between if he wants to retain the plausible deniability factor. I completely agree as he creeps into old man territory, the serial escorting of women 20 years younger at award season is starting to look desperate. I would bet my 401Kthat he will never come out.

by Cherylreply 5903/11/2013

Clooney's whole thing about never getting married again is so obnoxious. You had ONE bad marriage, get over it sweetheart.

by Cherylreply 6003/11/2013

Agree with the person upthread. It's called HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT. It is so freaking obvious.

by Cherylreply 6103/12/2013

"He should have gone the way of his idol Cary Grant and had a few "interesting" marriages with lots of singledom in between"

I'm sure his publicist would agree, but I'm kind of impressed that he hasn't married again. It's clear that he's not (straight) marriage material, either he likes serial relationships, or there's a long-term relationship he's not willing to share with the public. Either way, a marriage with a woman would be dishonest.

by Cherylreply 6203/12/2013

Dishonest UNLESS he found a super rich woman from outside the industry, like Barbara Hutton, who was content and happy just to have him as an escort for a few years. I mean honestly, he is so old school, he just isn't going to come out. He's not even going to kive honestly while not declaring himself gay or straight like Anderson Cooper did for so long. He knows that his career as a leading man will evaporate if he comes out, and he's right.

I don't even think he'll pull a Richard Chamberlin and come out when his career is over because it would taint his legacy as our generation's Cary Grant. Of course, none of this will stop the gossip.

by Cherylreply 6303/12/2013

I could post a pic of George with one is his "beards" in which it's obvious that they are about to have oral sex. So how could he be completely gay?

by Cherylreply 6403/12/2013

I've seen those, R64. But it looks like she is blowing him as he sitting in the chair. Of course those tree leaves do cloud it a bit.

by Cherylreply 6503/12/2013

[quote] wasn't there a series of Lainey blinds

LOL! Lainey? LAINEY? That chick knows nothing.

by Cherylreply 6603/12/2013

R65, Which girl are you talking about? Were they the pics in Lake Como?

R66, Did Lainey make up the stuff about George?

by Cherylreply 6703/12/2013

I always found it interesting that Rande Gerber decorated his house a few years ago.

by Cherylreply 6803/13/2013

In 2004 a good friend of mine was in first class on a flight from NYC with Clooney. She said he approached her and chatted her up for a few minutes. He was very friendly and flirtatious before asking her if she had a boyfriend. She told him she did and the conversation didn't last much longer. She was 20 at the time and very beautiful. Physically she's similar to the type of women Clooney is seen with. It's possible he's bi. I doubt he's completely gay.

by Cherylreply 6903/13/2013

R56 Welcome, George!

Can you tell us why you no longer pal around with Noah Wyle or Sam Rockwell? I mean, it just seems like friendships really flamed out quick.

by Cherylreply 7009/07/2013

He should "date" these women without taking them to the Oscars. Otherwise, it looks like he hires them just for the red carpet.

by Cherylreply 7109/08/2013

R67, There were pics in Lake Como with the English model. G was not sitting in a chair. He was wearing swim trunks and looking down at the girl with a certain erotic look on his face. She was in a bikini, and squatting, with her hand on his hip. It was very obvious what was about to happen.

by Cherylreply 7209/08/2013

R67, I wouldn't believe everything Lainey or BlindGossip says.

by Cherylreply 7309/08/2013
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