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If god chose to come back in a human form again, who do you think he would come back as?

I say Warren Buffett. He looks godly.

by Anonymousreply 3503/11/2013

Joann Worley

by Anonymousreply 203/08/2013

Stephen Hawking

by Anonymousreply 303/08/2013

I didn't like God in his role as Heath Ledger.

by Anonymousreply 403/08/2013

Just a slob like one of us

Just a stranger on the bus

Trying to make his way home

Back up to heaven all alone

Nobody calling on the phone

Except for the pope maybe in Rome

by Anonymousreply 503/08/2013

I always hated that stupid song

by Anonymousreply 603/08/2013

Good Lord. If you were God and could choose what you looked like, wouldn't you choose to look like Matt Bomer, or something along those lines?

by Anonymousreply 703/08/2013

R7, only if you were a vain, jealous G....never mind.

by Anonymousreply 803/08/2013

If God has a sense of humor, he would come back as a part black, part Jewish, part Muslim, gay man.

Think about all the fundie meltdowns.

by Anonymousreply 903/08/2013

Anne Hathaway

by Anonymousreply 1003/08/2013

Gay, black, and Jewish....flaming

by Anonymousreply 1103/08/2013

He's already here!! He's Justin Bieber!!!

*genuflects*

by Anonymousreply 1203/08/2013

Liberace

by Anonymousreply 1303/08/2013

Julianne Moore. Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 1403/08/2013

He will return as Zeb Atlas.

by Anonymousreply 1503/08/2013

George Burns, of course.

by Anonymousreply 1603/08/2013

I don't like God in his role as "Joker".

by Anonymousreply 1703/08/2013

James Franco

by Anonymousreply 1803/08/2013

I think a poor, bearded homeless profit is just about right.

by Anonymousreply 1903/08/2013

Darfur orphan.

by Anonymousreply 2003/08/2013

A roomba

by Anonymousreply 2103/08/2013

Could come back as the "Oh, dear" troll.

[quote]profit

= prophet

by Anonymousreply 2203/08/2013

He'd be an older man, but with some flair. I'm thinking Richard Branson.

by Anonymousreply 2303/08/2013

The people's princess.

by Anonymousreply 2403/09/2013

A dog

by Anonymousreply 2503/09/2013

I must confess that I am tempted to ask for reincarnation as a particularly deadly virus.

by Anonymousreply 2603/09/2013

I don't get most of these answers. How could he come back as someone who already exists?

And what do you mean come back in human form "again"? When did he come in human form the first time? According to the fable, Jesus was his son. God only showed up as a pillar of fire or a burning bush. God never took human form.

Since he has no need to procreate, he would have no gender. If he did take a human form, I bet he'd be overwhelmed with the sensations and be a slut.

by Anonymousreply 2703/09/2013

[quote]I don't get most of these answers. How could he come back as someone who already exists?

He's God. He can do whatever he wants.

by Anonymousreply 2803/09/2013

God couldn't be Warren Buffett. God doesn't have enough money.

by Anonymousreply 2903/09/2013

Would god really want such a womanly butt r7?

by Anonymousreply 3003/09/2013

Jack Nicholson

by Anonymousreply 3103/09/2013

A mashup of: Tina Turner, Lisa Vanderpump, and John Stamos.

by Anonymousreply 3203/09/2013

R30, Bomer has a womanly butt?

by Anonymousreply 3303/09/2013

R15 Please tell me that god doesn't manscape.

by Anonymousreply 3403/09/2013

Quvenzhané Wallis

by Anonymousreply 3503/11/2013
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