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WARNING: Couscous Can KILL You!!!

A 24-year-old woman in Fresno, CA has been killed by Couscous. Total recall. I never liked the stuff.

by Anonymousreply 4503/12/2013

Couscous with raisins is disgusting!

by Anonymousreply 103/08/2013

Was her main symptom "pus-pus?"

by Anonymousreply 203/08/2013

It was probably made with cement mix and hardened in her stomach

by Anonymousreply 303/08/2013

I actually really like it, with butter and vegetables.

Can someone just tell me how she dies, I don't have time to click the link.

by Anonymousreply 403/08/2013

Broken neck, R4.

by Anonymousreply 503/08/2013

Or maybe it was Salmonella.

by Anonymousreply 603/08/2013

There is no link; OP beeza idiot.

by Anonymousreply 703/08/2013

Link?

by Anonymousreply 803/08/2013

That girl was an asshole. You don't go into a lion den by yourself. She got herself and the lion killed. Jerk.

by Anonymousreply 903/08/2013

“She was disappointed because she said they wouldn’t let her into the cages with the lion and tiger there,” Paul Hanson, a Seattle-area attorney, said about Cat Haven, the site of the deadly mauling on Wednesday.

For reasons still being investigated, Dianna Hanson entered the enclosure of a male African lion named Cous Cous on a day that Cat Haven, 45 miles east of Fresno, was closed to the public.

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Idiot.

by Anonymousreply 1003/08/2013

Her last txt:

Stop calling me! I'm in a lion's cage and I can't waste time with ur bullshit!

by Anonymousreply 1103/08/2013

Wait a minute...the asshole gets herself killed and they have to kill the lion, too? WHY?!?

by Anonymousreply 1203/08/2013

Maybe she got eaten because she was paying attention to her phone texting instead of Couscous.

by Anonymousreply 1303/08/2013

She died instantly from a broken neck but then the lion played with her body and tossed it around for 30 minutes. That was how long it took the police to come and shoot it.

by Anonymousreply 1403/08/2013

If she was already dead, why did they kill the lion? Why not just tranq it?

by Anonymousreply 1503/08/2013

Th lion was named Coouscous? I'd cut a btich too if I got that name.

by Anonymousreply 1603/08/2013

In Morocco, you eat Couscous.

In America, Couscous eat YOU!

by Anonymousreply 1703/08/2013

I hear she was a pussy hound.

by Anonymousreply 1803/08/2013

The owner of Cat Haven is an asshole. He was on the news sobbing, saying that he lost TWO family members today. You know he was really just crying for his lion.

And poor Dianna's family had to watch him put her death and the lion's death on equal footing.

by Anonymousreply 1903/08/2013

R19, why does that make him an asshole?

by Anonymousreply 2003/08/2013

Think about it, R20. If Adam Lanza's dad had gone on TV crying about losing his son, how do you think that would play out with the victims' families and the public?

by Anonymousreply 2103/08/2013

R21, I wouldn't see a problem with that. In fact, would most people. He lost a son. I'm sure the families could relate.

by Anonymousreply 2203/08/2013

The lion is totally innocent. Why should he "pay" because some stupid bitch wanted to get into his cage?

by Anonymousreply 2303/08/2013

Murderers are not innocent. There was intent to kill.

by Anonymousreply 2403/08/2013

[quote]You know he was really just crying for his lion.

So you're saying he was....(get ready...drum roll)...

A lyin'?

(rim shot)

by Anonymousreply 2503/08/2013

Why all the hate for Couscous? Trader Joe's has a good one.

by Anonymousreply 2603/08/2013

[quote]And poor Dianna's family had to watch him put her death and the lion's death on equal footing.

I realise that would have been upsetting for the girl's family, but personally I don't see why a human being's life is supposedly worth more than a lion's. Whatever human beings might like to think, we are no more worthy of life than other animals. And in the scheme of things, there are a lot more of us than there are lions. The earth could easily stand to lose a human being more easily than a lion.

by Anonymousreply 2703/08/2013

I'm sad about Cous Cous by someone left the gate open and he got out and snuck up behind her while she was talking on her cell phone. She never knew what hit her.

by Anonymousreply 2803/08/2013

It wasn't her fault. She didn't go into the cage. The lion got out and attacked her. Someone hadn't secured the door to his cage properly.

by Anonymousreply 2903/08/2013

R27 would rescue a stray cat from a burning building rather than a baby.

by Anonymousreply 3003/08/2013

Well it's a LION, you know a ferocious animal. It's too bad this girl died, but if I worked with animals whose very nature was being dangerous predators then I'd have to be okay with the possibility of losing my life to one of them. It's not the lion's fault he ended up in this sanctuary instead of his natural home in Africa.

by Anonymousreply 3103/08/2013

[quote] If Adam Lanza's dad had gone on TV crying about losing his son,

Yeah, because a human who invaded an elementary school and shot 20 first graders, and a lion that acted on its natural instincts and killed one person who had invaded its den are exactly the same.

by Anonymousreply 3203/08/2013

How could you possibly work there and leave a door open to a lioncage. Didn't happen.

On the news now they are saying they think the lion somehow was able to open it.

by Anonymousreply 3303/08/2013

[quote] I'm sad about Cous Cous by someone left the gate open and he got out and snuck up behind her while she was talking on her cell phone. She never knew what hit her.

Bullshit. She's the one who opened the lions cage.She wasn't supposed to be there. She was an intern with 2 months experience. She shouldn't have been near the animal's enclosure by herself.

by Anonymousreply 3403/09/2013

Her Facebook page is full of pictures of her inside cages posing with lions, tigers, cheetahs and other big cats. So she does have experience with them.

by Anonymousreply 3503/09/2013

[quote]A lyin

Oh dear.

by Anonymousreply 3603/09/2013

RIP Cous Cous

by Anonymousreply 3703/09/2013

[quote]On the news now they are saying they think the lion somehow was able to open it.

That doesn't surprise me. My old cat could open doors in one house we lived in by putting her paw under them and jiggling the door until the latch released.

by Anonymousreply 3803/09/2013

They learn to open doors. That's what happened in Rise of the Planet of the Apes.

by Anonymousreply 3903/09/2013

[quote] Her Facebook page is full of pictures of her inside cages posing with lions, tigers, cheetahs and other big cats. So she does have experience with them.

Who do you think took the pictures?

She was not supposed to be anywhere near the enclosure by herself.

by Anonymousreply 4003/09/2013

Are you saying the lions took the pictures??

by Anonymousreply 4103/10/2013

The lion gets shot, but that Hollywood bear in movies kills multiple people and still makes movies? This Hollywood bias is bs.

by Anonymousreply 4203/10/2013

You are one sick Fuck r37

by Anonymousreply 4303/10/2013

The Lion Sleeps Tonight

Cat Scratch Fever

Welcome to the Jungle

Bungle in the Jungle

by Anonymousreply 4403/12/2013

Tell me about it, R43.

by Anonymousreply 4503/12/2013
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