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Andy Choen Got Fat

Muscle mary no kore.

by Anonymousreply 3203/09/2013

OMG! He's huge!

by Anonymousreply 103/07/2013

[quote]Muscle mary no kore.

The kore kan't deal with Andy Khoen.

by Anonymousreply 203/07/2013

Is the "H" silent?

by Anonymousreply 303/07/2013

OP has had tee many martoonis.

by Anonymousreply 403/07/2013

Oy vey, too many knish...

by Anonymousreply 503/07/2013

Ooh, is she FAT!

by Anonymousreply 603/07/2013

I can't stand this guy.

by Anonymousreply 703/07/2013

Good, since you all hate him, he's mine. He looks hot here. I've never heard him speak, but pull those shorts down now Mr. and I'll make you sing.

by Anonymousreply 803/07/2013

He looks mentally disabled. He is mentally disabled.

by Anonymousreply 903/07/2013

Has he been eating too many doughnuts recently?

by Anonymousreply 1003/07/2013

He's getting up there to Kevin James and Chris Farley size. Obesity for days!

by Anonymousreply 1103/07/2013

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by Anonymousreply 1203/07/2013

He has fat knees. More cushin' for the pushin'.

by Anonymousreply 1303/07/2013

He's waiting for JewFK Jr. Someone should tell him he is deluding himself in that condition.

by Anonymousreply 1403/07/2013

I now need eye bleach

by Anonymousreply 1503/07/2013

R14 He's very sad and pathetic. He needs to face reality and accept that he's not going to find someone who's hot, young, rich, and Jewish all combined. And he's not getting in younger (or thinner) which will make his chances of finding someone harder as each year goes by.

by Anonymousreply 1603/07/2013

Y'all are forgetting that he's got money and power, which trumps ALL.

by Anonymousreply 1703/07/2013

Unfortunately 17 is correct. Money is power.

by Anonymousreply 1803/07/2013

[quote]Y'all are forgetting that he's got money and power, which trumps ALL. by: Calvin Klein, Hot twink magnet

Sort of.

I mean: yeah, he'll get laid by hot guys because he's rich and powerful, just like you do, Calvin.

But no one's going to envy him the way they did when he was hot (just as no one envies YOU the way they did back when YOU were young and hot). They'll look at him with young hot twinks and think, "Oh he paid well for that, alright"--just like they do when they see you with them, Calvin.

by Anonymousreply 1903/07/2013

yeah, uhm, he is not fat. that is average. gays can be so fickle about body image. get over it.

by Anonymousreply 2003/07/2013

R17 Then why is he still alone?

by Anonymousreply 2103/07/2013

[quote]yeah, uhm, he is not fat. that is average.

Um, no. He's fat.

by Anonymousreply 2203/07/2013

I hate to see a Jewish boy go lardy. It's an affront.

by Anonymousreply 2303/07/2013

That's an old picture from a couple of years ago, he doesn't even have that hairstyle anymore.

by Anonymousreply 2403/07/2013

I hear he's a snob who won't bother with anyone who isn't rich and famous, not that HE's all that famous.

by Anonymousreply 2503/07/2013

It's a slippery slope, OP. He could do a six-week HIIT fat burning programme and be cut again. You can't stay cut all the time, certainly not at that age.

by Anonymousreply 2603/08/2013

He blew up like a tic!

by Anonymousreply 2703/08/2013

OMG kill it with fire.

by Anonymousreply 2803/08/2013

That picture is old. He's good fat anyway, I should gain weight so proportionally, damn him.

by Anonymousreply 2903/08/2013

He's a mess!

by Anonymousreply 3003/09/2013

He might be in love. You know that period after you've moved in together and start to get comfortable together, going out to eat every night. Six months later you look at yourself in the mirror. "YOU did this to me!"

Not only does Andy have money and power, he has the ability to make international stars of everyday, ordinary people, like me, which makes him totally eligible.

But I bet that's his biggest problem. Finding someone who loves him for the schlub he is.

by Anonymousreply 3103/09/2013

I usually like him and I think he's cute.

by Anonymousreply 3203/09/2013
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