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Joan Collins is a failed Elizabeth Taylor; Debbie Gibson is a failed Madonna; Jayne Mansfield is a failed Marilyn Monroe...

by Anonymousreply 6903/11/2013

This [thread] is a failed [thread].

by Anonymousreply 103/07/2013

Madonna is a failed Madonna circa 1080s!

by Anonymousreply 203/07/2013

How is this different from "[BLANK] is the poor man's [BLANK]", about which there've been several threads.

by Anonymousreply 303/07/2013

Do you mean something like Celine Dion is a failed Barbra Streisand?

by Anonymousreply 403/07/2013

Lainie Kazan is a failed Barbra Streisand.

by Anonymousreply 503/07/2013

Muumuu is a failed Caftan

by Anonymousreply 603/07/2013

Bryce Dallas Howard is a failed Jessica Chastain

by Anonymousreply 703/07/2013


by Anonymousreply 803/07/2013

Mitt Romney is a failed Ronald Reagan.

by Anonymousreply 903/07/2013

Anne Hathaway is a failed Charlize Theron

by Anonymousreply 1003/07/2013

Taylor Swift is a failed Dolly Parton.

by Anonymousreply 1103/07/2013

Gaga is a failed Madonna

by Anonymousreply 1203/07/2013

The Cast of Modern Family is a failed Cast of Arrested Development

by Anonymousreply 1303/07/2013

OP is a failed Gene Rayburn.

by Anonymousreply 1403/07/2013

Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt and Angie are the failed Debbie Reynolds, Eddie Fisher and Liz Taylor.

by Anonymousreply 1503/07/2013

The Tea Party is a failed KKK.

by Anonymousreply 1603/07/2013

Pia Zadora is a failed Rula Lenska.

by Anonymousreply 1703/07/2013

Umm... Poopy diapers?

by Anonymousreply 1803/07/2013

Christianity is a failed Buddhism.

by Anonymousreply 1903/08/2013

Myrna is a failed Shmyrna.

by Anonymousreply 2103/08/2013

Lea Michele is a failed everyone.

by Anonymousreply 2203/08/2013

Michelle Obama is a failed Sheryl Lee Ralph

by Anonymousreply 2303/08/2013

Pink is the Navy Blue of India

by Anonymousreply 2403/08/2013

OP is a failed OP

by Anonymousreply 2503/08/2013

Lainie Kazan is a failed Lena Horne.

She copies Lena in her 1960s singing and Lena knew and approved. Lena even gave Lainie a quote for the back of one of her 1990s CDs. Streisand borrowed heavily from Lena too early in her singing career, but will never admit it.

by Anonymousreply 2603/08/2013

Ben Vereen is a failed Sammy Davis, Jr.

by Anonymousreply 2703/08/2013

Usher is a failed Michael Jackson (there's no "magic")

by Anonymousreply 2803/08/2013

Lance Armstrong is a failed human being.

by Anonymousreply 2903/08/2013

Michael Jackson is a failed anesthesiologist.

by Anonymousreply 3003/08/2013

Mandy Moore/Jessica Simpson = failed Britney Spears (and that's pretty bad)

by Anonymousreply 3103/08/2013

Kristen Stewart = failed Jodie Foster

by Anonymousreply 3203/08/2013

"Growing Pains" is a failed "Family Ties"; Guy Ritchie is a failed Quentin Tarantino.

by Anonymousreply 3303/08/2013

Brenda Vacarro is the failed Stockard Channing.

by Anonymousreply 3403/08/2013

Scott Caan is a failed Sean Penn.

by Anonymousreply 3503/08/2013

Frodo is a failed Bilbo

by Anonymousreply 3603/08/2013

R25 is a failed R1.

by Anonymousreply 3703/08/2013

Jim Belushi is a failed John Belushi; Kevin Farley is a failed Chris Farley

by Anonymousreply 3803/09/2013

R34, Brenda was doing Brenda long before Stockard knew what a Stockard was.

by Anonymousreply 3903/09/2013

Buddhism is failed relevance.

by Anonymousreply 4003/09/2013

Ciara is a failed Janet Jackson

by Anonymousreply 4103/09/2013

[quote] Michelle Obama is a failed Sheryl Lee Ralph

I think it's more likely Michelle Obama is a failed Jackie Kennedy.

Also, Smash is a failed Glee.

Zac Efron is a failed John Travolta.

by Anonymousreply 4203/09/2013

OP is a failed OP.

by Anonymousreply 4303/09/2013

Reese Witherspoon was a failed Lecy Goranson in FEAR.

Jennifer Aniston is a failed Shelley Long.

Gwyneth Paltrow is a failed Cybill Shepherd.

Sophia Vergara is a failed Raquel Welch.

Lea Michelle is a failed Pia Zadora.

by Anonymousreply 4403/09/2013

Jerri Blank is a failed user, boozer and loser

by Anonymousreply 4503/09/2013

[quote] Christia nity is failed relevance.

There, I fixed that for you.

by Anonymousreply 4603/09/2013

Gina Lollobrigida is a failed Sophia Loren.

by Anonymousreply 4703/09/2013

No, the Buddhism was good, dear. All religions could fit there, but let's not pretend like there's one that's not utter made-up bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 4803/09/2013

R48 you really need to get laid.

by Anonymousreply 4903/09/2013

R49's pro-religious post is the most stupid post I've read on the DL all day.

by Anonymousreply 5003/09/2013

Lady Gaga is a failed Madonna.

by Anonymousreply 5103/09/2013

It's already been said upthread R51, and it's still not true. But thanks for playing.

by Anonymousreply 5203/09/2013

R50 I didn't say a word about being or not being religious.

The only stupid is what you see when you look in the mirror.

by Anonymousreply 5303/09/2013

Gaga and Madonna are failed singers.

by Anonymousreply 5403/09/2013

Please, cunt/R53. We know you're a religioid. Get back to us when you can prove the existence of nirvana, Heaven, or whatever other bullshit you believe in.

by Anonymousreply 5503/09/2013

R55 Again, I've said nothing. You're anger is incredibly amusing, however (See I used a comma!)

Why don't you just sit down and let the adults take over, okay? It's embarrassing.

by Anonymousreply 5603/09/2013

"You're anger"

Oh, honey. You're such a moron.

by Anonymousreply 5703/09/2013

Bertice Berry/ Rolonda Watts/ Tempest Bledsoe/ Queen Latifah/ Mother Love/ Iyanla VanZant/ Whoopi Goldberg/ Wendy Williams = Failed Oprahs

by Anonymousreply 5803/10/2013


by Anonymousreply 6003/10/2013

Jesus is a failed top.

by Anonymousreply 6103/10/2013

OP is a failed La Rochefoucauld.

by Anonymousreply 6203/10/2013

"Family Guy" is a failed "The Simpsons".

"The Simpsons" is a failed "Wait Till Your Father Gets Home".

by Anonymousreply 6303/10/2013

Andrea Bocelli is a failed Luciano Pavarotti AND a failed Stevie Wonder.

by Anonymousreply 6403/10/2013

Lucy is juicy But terribly drab. Jessie is dressy But cold as a slab. Lucy wants to be dressy. Jessie wants to be juicy. Lucy wants to be Jessie And Jessie Lucy. You see, Jessie is racy But hard as a rock. Lucy is lacy But dull as a smock. Jessie wants to be lacy, Lucy wants to be Jessie. That's the sorrowful précis. It's very messy. Poor sad souls, Itching to be switching roles. Lucy wants to do what Jessie does, Jessie want: to be what Lucy was.

by Anonymousreply 6503/10/2013

Life is a failed death.

by Anonymousreply 6603/10/2013

Cats are failed dogs.

by Anonymousreply 6703/10/2013

Sleet is failed hail.

by Anonymousreply 6803/11/2013

Brussel Sprouts are a failed cabbage. But I love them anyway because they are SO DAMN CUTE!

I love 'em love 'em love 'em!!!

by Anonymousreply 6903/11/2013
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