Joan Collins is a failed Elizabeth Taylor; Debbie Gibson is a failed Madonna; Jayne Mansfield is a failed Marilyn Monroe...
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|by Anonymous||reply 69||03/10/2013|
This [thread] is a failed [thread].
|by Anonymous||reply 1||03/07/2013|
Madonna is a failed Madonna circa 1080s!
|by Anonymous||reply 2||03/07/2013|
How is this different from "[BLANK] is the poor man's [BLANK]", about which there've been several threads.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||03/07/2013|
Do you mean something like Celine Dion is a failed Barbra Streisand?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||03/07/2013|
Lainie Kazan is a failed Barbra Streisand.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||03/07/2013|
Muumuu is a failed Caftan
|by Anonymous||reply 6||03/07/2013|
Bryce Dallas Howard is a failed Jessica Chastain
|by Anonymous||reply 7||03/07/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 8||03/07/2013|
Mitt Romney is a failed Ronald Reagan.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||03/07/2013|
Anne Hathaway is a failed Charlize Theron
|by Anonymous||reply 10||03/07/2013|
Taylor Swift is a failed Dolly Parton.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||03/07/2013|
Gaga is a failed Madonna
|by Anonymous||reply 12||03/07/2013|
The Cast of Modern Family is a failed Cast of Arrested Development
|by Anonymous||reply 13||03/07/2013|
OP is a failed Gene Rayburn.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||03/07/2013|
Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt and Angie are the failed Debbie Reynolds, Eddie Fisher and Liz Taylor.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||03/07/2013|
The Tea Party is a failed KKK.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||03/07/2013|
Pia Zadora is a failed Rula Lenska.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||03/07/2013|
Umm... Poopy diapers?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||03/07/2013|
Christianity is a failed Buddhism.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||03/07/2013|
Circumcision is a failed Castration
|by Anonymous||reply 20||03/07/2013|
Myrna is a failed Shmyrna.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||03/08/2013|
Lea Michele is a failed everyone.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||03/08/2013|
Michelle Obama is a failed Sheryl Lee Ralph
|by Anonymous||reply 23||03/08/2013|
Pink is the Navy Blue of India
|by Anonymous||reply 24||03/08/2013|
OP is a failed OP
|by Anonymous||reply 25||03/08/2013|
Lainie Kazan is a failed Lena Horne.
She copies Lena in her 1960s singing and Lena knew and approved. Lena even gave Lainie a quote for the back of one of her 1990s CDs. Streisand borrowed heavily from Lena too early in her singing career, but will never admit it.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||03/08/2013|
Ben Vereen is a failed Sammy Davis, Jr.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||03/08/2013|
Usher is a failed Michael Jackson (there's no "magic")
|by Anonymous||reply 28||03/08/2013|
Lance Armstrong is a failed human being.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||03/08/2013|
Michael Jackson is a failed anesthesiologist.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||03/08/2013|
Mandy Moore/Jessica Simpson = failed Britney Spears (and that's pretty bad)
|by Anonymous||reply 31||03/08/2013|
Kristen Stewart = failed Jodie Foster
|by Anonymous||reply 32||03/08/2013|
"Growing Pains" is a failed "Family Ties"; Guy Ritchie is a failed Quentin Tarantino.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||03/08/2013|
Brenda Vacarro is the failed Stockard Channing.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||03/08/2013|
Scott Caan is a failed Sean Penn.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||03/08/2013|
Frodo is a failed Bilbo
|by Anonymous||reply 36||03/08/2013|
R25 is a failed R1.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||03/08/2013|
Jim Belushi is a failed John Belushi; Kevin Farley is a failed Chris Farley
|by Anonymous||reply 38||03/09/2013|
R34, Brenda was doing Brenda long before Stockard knew what a Stockard was.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||03/09/2013|
Buddhism is failed relevance.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||03/09/2013|
Ciara is a failed Janet Jackson
|by Anonymous||reply 41||03/09/2013|
[quote] Michelle Obama is a failed Sheryl Lee Ralph
I think it's more likely Michelle Obama is a failed Jackie Kennedy.
Also, Smash is a failed Glee.
Zac Efron is a failed John Travolta.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||03/09/2013|
OP is a failed OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||03/09/2013|
Reese Witherspoon was a failed Lecy Goranson in FEAR.
Jennifer Aniston is a failed Shelley Long.
Gwyneth Paltrow is a failed Cybill Shepherd.
Sophia Vergara is a failed Raquel Welch.
Lea Michelle is a failed Pia Zadora.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||03/09/2013|
Jerri Blank is a failed user, boozer and loser
|by Anonymous||reply 45||03/09/2013|
[quote] Christia nity is failed relevance.
There, I fixed that for you.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||03/09/2013|
Gina Lollobrigida is a failed Sophia Loren.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||03/09/2013|
No, the Buddhism was good, dear. All religions could fit there, but let's not pretend like there's one that's not utter made-up bullshit.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||03/09/2013|
R48 you really need to get laid.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||03/09/2013|
R49's pro-religious post is the most stupid post I've read on the DL all day.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||03/09/2013|
Lady Gaga is a failed Madonna.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||03/09/2013|
It's already been said upthread R51, and it's still not true. But thanks for playing.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||03/09/2013|
R50 I didn't say a word about being or not being religious.
The only stupid is what you see when you look in the mirror.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||03/09/2013|
Gaga and Madonna are failed singers.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||03/09/2013|
Please, cunt/R53. We know you're a religioid. Get back to us when you can prove the existence of nirvana, Heaven, or whatever other bullshit you believe in.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||03/09/2013|
R55 Again, I've said nothing. You're anger is incredibly amusing, however (See I used a comma!)
Why don't you just sit down and let the adults take over, okay? It's embarrassing.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||03/09/2013|
Oh, honey. You're such a moron.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||03/09/2013|
Bertice Berry/ Rolonda Watts/ Tempest Bledsoe/ Queen Latifah/ Mother Love/ Iyanla VanZant/ Whoopi Goldberg/ Wendy Williams = Failed Oprahs
|by Anonymous||reply 58||03/10/2013|
obama is a failed president
|by Anonymous||reply 59||03/10/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 60||03/10/2013|
Jesus is a failed top.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||03/10/2013|
OP is a failed La Rochefoucauld.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||03/10/2013|
"Family Guy" is a failed "The Simpsons".
"The Simpsons" is a failed "Wait Till Your Father Gets Home".
|by Anonymous||reply 63||03/10/2013|
Andrea Bocelli is a failed Luciano Pavarotti AND a failed Stevie Wonder.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||03/10/2013|
Lucy is juicy But terribly drab. Jessie is dressy But cold as a slab. Lucy wants to be dressy. Jessie wants to be juicy. Lucy wants to be Jessie And Jessie Lucy. You see, Jessie is racy But hard as a rock. Lucy is lacy But dull as a smock. Jessie wants to be lacy, Lucy wants to be Jessie. That's the sorrowful précis. It's very messy. Poor sad souls, Itching to be switching roles. Lucy wants to do what Jessie does, Jessie want: to be what Lucy was.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||03/10/2013|
Life is a failed death.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||03/10/2013|
Cats are failed dogs.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||03/10/2013|
Sleet is failed hail.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||03/10/2013|
Brussel Sprouts are a failed cabbage. But I love them anyway because they are SO DAMN CUTE!
I love 'em love 'em love 'em!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 69||03/10/2013|