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What is the joy in giving a woman an oral?

I'd think it'd taste quite funky.

by Anonymousreply 9103/08/2013

Unlike ass,sweaty balls, and dick.

by Anonymousreply 103/07/2013

R1 has never given a blowjob. The penis is skin and may have a bit of odour but for the most part it doesn't. The vagina is, for the most part, bodily discharge. It smells really nasty too.

by Anonymousreply 203/07/2013

Girls are icky!

by Anonymousreply 303/07/2013

Then take a shower first, dummy! Getting some pushy, modern, masculinized bitchy chick to become your love slave with your tongue is righteous. And they appreciate it!

by Anonymousreply 403/07/2013

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by Anonymousreply 503/07/2013

It is really nasty, and it gets all wet and drippy during foreplay and screwing. It just makes a huge mess.

Yes, balls are ugly and wrinkly, but a gash the bleeds once a month is just foul.

by Anonymousreply 603/07/2013

"What is the joy in giving a woman an oral?"

Not half as joyous as completing grade school.

by Anonymousreply 703/07/2013

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by Anonymousreply 803/07/2013

[post by racist shit-stain #3 removed.]

by Anonymousreply 903/07/2013

"The penis is skin"--but the vagina isn't? It's what, oogie liquid suspended in a funk of gloom?

The inability to accept that some people love the other thing holds you back. You come across as stupid and unsophisticated.

I sit and listen to my guy friend natter on about sucking the latest dick. I can be amused by the description, I have questions about the size and sequence of events, and I can appreciate his hair-splitting comparisons among all of the dicks he's sucked. In turn, he listens to me describe the relative merits of different pussy I've gone down on. It's called different strokes.

by Anonymousreply 1003/07/2013

[quote]but a gash the bleeds once a month is just foul

I think I vomited and laughed simultaneously.

by Anonymousreply 1103/07/2013

Well I am not the OP but I have wondered about the ickyness down there as well. It is not what gay men think, (I am a gay man) but don't some straight men avoid putting their tongues there as well?

Times have changed, but I heard black men generally disliked giving oral to a woman.

by Anonymousreply 1203/07/2013

Smegma gets trapped under foreskin and is extremely repugnant. Dick cheese is encountered far more often because men haven't been cajoled into believing their privates are unclean and therefore ungodly for the past several thousand years. Enjoy your crusty ball bags and dingleberries, fellas.

by Anonymousreply 1303/07/2013

R12, straight women generally avoid going down on men too. The amount of sheer ignorance on this thread is tantamount to retardation. Then again, I am on the DL.

by Anonymousreply 1403/07/2013

Straight guys don't have sensitive noses.

by Anonymousreply 1503/07/2013

But I always heard it tasted like chicken...well, MOST taste like chicken.

by Anonymousreply 1603/07/2013

The joy in giving a woman an oral is that's the way she has an orgasm.


by Anonymousreply 1703/07/2013

Why do gay men feel the need to blather on about subjects they have zero knowledge of? You never find lesbians pontificating on the dick threads.

by Anonymousreply 1803/07/2013

Most people enjoy giving their partner pleasure.

by Anonymousreply 1903/07/2013

[post by racist shit-stain #3 removed.]

by Anonymousreply 2003/07/2013

Straight women do not avoid going down on men. If you're dirty or unlucky your genitals might stink, regardless of gender. Most people enjoy giving their partner(s) pleasure. That should about cover it for anyone who has finished grade school.

by Anonymousreply 2103/07/2013

"The vagina is, for the most part, bodily discharge."

No, actually it's flesh.

Now back to OP's question. The joy is in tasting that flesh and in giving pleasure to your partner. In other words, it's the same type of pleasure as giving a man oral. Of course they are different experiences and so some only enjoy one, some the other, some both, and some neither. Welcome to sex 101.

by Anonymousreply 2203/07/2013

"Straight women do not avoid going down on men"

I can't stop laughing!

by Anonymousreply 2303/07/2013

You know, sometimes I marvel at the depth and breadth of knowledge DL posters display on any number of arcane topics.

And then there are threads like this.

by Anonymousreply 2403/07/2013

[quote] In turn, he listens to me describe the relative merits of different pussy I've gone down on.

Well gee, I'm curious now.

by Anonymousreply 2503/07/2013

Some gay men act like pre-teen boys with arrested development. "Eeeeeew, girls, ick." That's why they get bullied in school. Their peers have grown up and look down on them for being so childish.

by Anonymousreply 2603/07/2013

Oh, good - yet ANOTHER DL thread that's nothing more than a very thinly veiled excuse for pearl clutching queens to dramatically proclaim that they find a feature of human anatomy that they've never had any personal contact with soooooo icky.

I'm a gay man but this is becoming truly pathetic and embarrassing. Really OP, you couldn't have bumped one of the dozens of existing threads that serve essentially the same purpose?

by Anonymousreply 2703/07/2013

As far as sex acts go, I did it and it was OK. I just far prefer sucking cock. I can fully understand why some men and women like it just as much as some men and women like sucking dick.

As far as stinking, a dirty pussy smells and so does a dirty cock.

by Anonymousreply 2803/07/2013

Now children. Tsk! When you eventually grow up you'll understand that giving a woman pleasure is everything that's right in the world. But until then you'll carry on asking silly questions to try and hide from mummy just how angry you are. There There!

by Anonymousreply 2903/07/2013

"Times have changed, but I heard black men generally disliked giving oral to a woman"

Black men have their head on straight. They always have.

Why even bring up such a disgusting thing? It's dirty filthy and sickening. Just beyond gross.

by Anonymousreply 3003/07/2013

Meth MARY at r30

Some black men are deluded into thinking their dicks are enough.

They are wrong. Unsatisfied women stray. If the man cries, SO WHAT. He's a selfish prick!

by Anonymousreply 3103/07/2013

R30, was middle school closed today because of the snow storm? You don't have your mind on social studies.

by Anonymousreply 3203/07/2013

Do lesbains give each other oral when on the rag?

by Anonymousreply 3303/07/2013

It gets her to stop bitching for 5 minutes.

by Anonymousreply 3403/07/2013


DL is nothing if not predictable. You little boys are so worried about women having a discharge but you're perfectly willing to suck up the dick snot a guy shoots into your mouth.

by Anonymousreply 3503/07/2013

Do you stick cucumbers up your ass, r33?

by Anonymousreply 3603/07/2013

How do little boys find their way to DL?

by Anonymousreply 3703/07/2013

"As far as sex acts go, I did it and it was OK."

I feel sorry for the e*dergays - they had to lick pussy to fit into society. Be free now, Methusaleh, and suck more cock!

by Anonymousreply 3803/07/2013

[quote]DL is nothing if not predictable. You little boys are so worried about women having a discharge but you're perfectly willing to suck up the dick snot a guy shoots into your mouth.

Clearly, you are worried by "dick snot". I am not "worried" by women having discharge.

by Anonymousreply 3903/07/2013

It is an alternative to oysters

by Anonymousreply 4003/07/2013

R14, Straight women don't like giving their men oral? On what planet do you live on?

by Anonymousreply 4103/07/2013

They don't r41. You've been watching to much porn.

Most women do it strictly to please and hold on to men. They don't enjoy it. In fact, they'd rather not do it at all.

by Anonymousreply 4203/07/2013

Ten years in and we bone like we’re cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.

On a roll this week: we’ve fucked twice a day every day since Sunday. With little fanfare I’m trying to make it a solid four weeks straight

by Anonymousreply 4303/07/2013

[quote]Most women do it strictly to please and hold on to men. They don't enjoy it. In fact, they'd rather not do it at all.

More meaningless generalizations about straight people and their sex lives coming from someone who should at least have the self-awareness to realize that this isn't a subject they have any real knowledge on. (And no, a few women you know telling you they hate blowjobs does not count as sufficient evidence for making this assumption. They don't represent all straight women, just themselves.)

The TRUTH about women and blowjobs is that some women love giving them, others think they're just okay, and others hate them. Many of them also continually change their mind about how they feel about them depending on the situation. Straight women are a large and highly varied group who all have different preferences when it comes to sex, and making assumptions about how all straight women feel about giving blowjobs is every bit as stupid and meaningless as a straight person making broad generalizations about what gay men like in the bedroom. No amount of assumptions made by any gay man on this thread is going to change this basic fact.

by Anonymousreply 4503/07/2013

someone link that australian guy on youtube - please!!!

by Anonymousreply 4603/07/2013

R44 (who is also R30, much to the surprise of absolutely no one) is a socially retarded man child with severe mommy issues.

by Anonymousreply 4703/07/2013

Why do gay men scream like banshees any time an idiot straight person wonders aloud "which one is the man and which one is the woman?"

Why do gay men get offended if a comedian or ordinary Joe expresses disgust about anal sex between men?

If you aren't attracted to women, what difference does it make to you WHY a straight guy would want to go down on a woman he's attracted to?

It's nonsensical.

by Anonymousreply 4803/07/2013

Thanks, OP, for creating this "like-flies-to-shit" thread for all the straight women here.

by Anonymousreply 4903/07/2013

Threads like these are where we come to spy. And get indignant too, because some of you are morons.

by Anonymousreply 5003/07/2013

Back when I was trying to be straight in high school, I was with a girl and started going down on her only to gag and tell her I couldn't do it. Granted, this girl was a mess, so I'm not every pussy is stinky.

by Anonymousreply 5103/07/2013

R47, so open minded yet using 'retarded' as an insult. If you are going to be righteous, don't be an ignorant bigot in the very same post.

by Anonymousreply 5203/07/2013

Why are you feeding it, R45? Your earnest attempts at teaching and lecturing are falling of the deaf ears of mental patients. Just let them languish in their own filth in a padded cell until they die. Not everyone is capable of rational thought, so there really is no need to try so hard at rehabilitating defectives such as these.

by Anonymousreply 5303/07/2013

Oh please, R52 - the dictionary definition of the word "retarded" is delayed or less advanced. R44's post clearly indicates that he is less advanced than any adult should be from a social skills standpoint, hence "socially retarded." It's a perfectly fitting description for a troll who casually dismisses every woman on the planet as "sad and gross." What a ridiculous attempt to climb up onto your high horse, and all to gallantly defend someone so small-minded and hate filled, of all things.

by Anonymousreply 5403/07/2013

Ask one of the retarded people where I work R54. Interesting that you state I was trying to defend R44 when I made no reference. My post was purely in regard to your apparent hypocrisy.

by Anonymousreply 5503/07/2013

The joy in it is that it is a woman, and not a man. This pleases the straight man.

by Anonymousreply 5603/07/2013

Sheesh, the lesbeaus sure don't know how to let something go.

They beat ANYTHING to death

by Anonymousreply 5703/07/2013

I told you gay men hate women. They don't even bother to hide it. And they have the gall to call every lesbian a man-hater! Pot, meet kettle.

I used to like gay men, but not anymore. I learned their true colors by reading DL.

And don't tell me no other gay men are like the assholes who post here. This, IMHO, is a good cross-section of gayboys.

by Anonymousreply 5803/07/2013

No one actually uses the word "retarded" (except you, apparently) to refer to people with genuine disabilities, R55. Doing so has been considered outdated and inappropriate for decades and most people know that. I would never call anyone with a true disability that they have no control over "retarded," but R44 certainly is.

by Anonymousreply 5903/07/2013

R41, see the numerous threads here about how women hate doing oral.

by Anonymousreply 6003/07/2013

I'd rather eat some pussy than see this thread continue. Fucking hell.

by Anonymousreply 6103/07/2013

R45, another delusional porn-fed gay who actually believes what his hag tells him to hold on to HIM.

Women don't do it to "hold on" to men, they do it because he does her -- it's a deal.

by Anonymousreply 6203/07/2013

How original. Another thread about how gross vaginas and cunnilingus are. At least you didn't refer to us as fish. Why do some gay men care so much about how our bodies look and taste? (I'm a bi woman before you attack me.) I don't know why I'm responding. If you've never gone down on a woman how can you know how it tastes and smells? Scent and taste of a healthy, clean vagina are very intoxicating.

by Anonymousreply 6303/07/2013

The joy is giving the woman pleasure. Kind of like sucking dick gives a man pleasure. It's pretty easy, try and keep up.

by Anonymousreply 6403/07/2013

I'm not going by what some "hag" told me, R62 (and I see no fucking reason why any woman would lie to a gay man of all people about what they're into, as if anything they told me regarding their thoughts on blowjobs would influence my overall opinion of them in any way, but I digress). I'm going by the basic reality that straight people are just as varied in their sexual preferences and desires as gay people are. Maybe if you lived in the real world, had a more open mind and conversed with a wider variety of people, you'd be able to understand that.

Anyway, fuck it - R53 was right.

by Anonymousreply 6503/07/2013

The joy is listening to her scream with pleasure, and watching her face bloom with a satisfied smile. Sensuality, closeness, love - joy indeed.

by Anonymousreply 6603/07/2013

"The penis is skin and may have a bit of odour but for the most part it doesn't. The vagina is, for the most part, bodily discharge. It smells really nasty too."

The penis smells like piss and mold.

by Anonymousreply 6703/07/2013

How can gay guys like swallowing cum so much? It's like eating snot.

by Anonymousreply 6803/07/2013

How do shitpussies smell?

by Anonymousreply 6903/07/2013

Have a look at a lesbian board for similar ignorant generalisation and phobias/ neuroses about male genitals

Phobia of female or male genitals isn't funny, righteous or superior.

by Anonymousreply 7003/07/2013

OP=stupid and immature or a troll.

by Anonymousreply 7103/07/2013

"and I see no fucking reason why any woman would lie to a gay man of all people about what they're into, as if anything they told me regarding their thoughts on blowjobs"

Naive much? R65 proves R62 is correct.

by Anonymousreply 7203/07/2013

It's sick and disgusting OP. Better to just let it go. We've been sickend enough already.

by Anonymousreply 7303/07/2013

Here's a slightly different take on ones puss from a woman of a certain age who was blessed with far more than my fair share of advantages in my youth(the late 80's-early 90's). All women are not incapable of raucous orgasms without the benefit of tongue to clit contact. I am one of the lucky ones who learned early on how to have fantastic experiences during intercourse by cowgirling for a shortish spell during the experience. I enjoy ravishing the cock of a man I am genuinely into it anytime he desires it. I wouldn't even call my technique a "blow job" because it involved way more luxuriating over, under and around the peen than a frantic suck and pull just to achieve a "happy ending". I detest cunnilingus and that's where I fall outside what is perceived as the norm. My stuff smells fine, and I had and still do, a very tiny, non-meaty little pink pussy which I know from looking at pictures is just about as non-clammish and scary looking as they come. BUT, I just don't enjoy anyone, from my OB-GYN to my lovers to my husband having their face all up in my bidness. It creeps me out. If it creeps me out, then you know nothing good is going to happen from my perspective. The problem I experienced is: when men realized I did not want it, they became obsessed with giving it! I actually had to end a 6 month long fun and loving fling, because he gave me the ultimatum. And of (maybe) special interest to the Bi men: the only bi/(gay I suspect) man I ever loved, was the most determined of all my men to indulge! Weird huh? So women are not monolithic. And more importantly, just because you like to give does not necessarily mean you wish to receive. I concede I am in the minority, but I wanted to add my $.02 that not all women have a big stinky flappin clam that they wish to be the object of their lover's attention. I receive the most pleasure from giving pleasure, and I like to involve the whole body on body thing. js

by Anonymousreply 7403/07/2013

Pheromones, maybe? Past boyfriends that I've had loved giving oral. One in particular really, really, loved the smell. To me it just smells like slightly salty water. I also think it's the thrill of giving your partner extreme pleasure.

I don't mind the smell/taste of dick (as long as it's not dirty/sweaty), but I love doing it because I love how it turns men on.

by Anonymousreply 7503/07/2013

Tried it once - and I guess she'd been nervous and douched - - it was the scent and taste of vinegar that got me, not her natural scent. Maybe she didn't do it right?

by Anonymousreply 7603/07/2013

When was that, r76, 1964? Women don't douche anymore.

by Anonymousreply 7703/07/2013

The only pussy OP has been around is his mother's "dirtyn and horrifying cunt" during childbirth. Honey, it wasn't the pussy that smelled it was your rancid ass being expelled...and it's probably still the most charming you've been in your sorry life.

by Anonymousreply 7803/07/2013

I think this is a thread most of the gay male posters (myself included) probably should have let pass by.

by Anonymousreply 7903/07/2013

[quote] Scent and taste of a healthy, clean vagina are very intoxicating.


by Anonymousreply 8003/07/2013

R74 = the death of DataLounge.

by Anonymousreply 8103/07/2013

r21, you meant to end that sentence porn movies.

Try damn hard to avoid it, if I can.

by Anonymousreply 8203/07/2013

r74, Aint nobody got time for all of that.

by Anonymousreply 8303/07/2013

It never ceases to amaze me how unsophisticated and provincial some of the gay men are on this board.

by Anonymousreply 8403/07/2013

Let's get real. Pussy is nasty. If it's not bleeding, it's crapping out a baby. Yeeecccchh.

by Anonymousreply 8503/07/2013

[quote] I had and still do, a very tiny, non-meaty little pink pussy which I know from looking at pictures is just about as non-clammish and scary looking as they come.

Congratulations! When are you and your non-meaty little pink pussy going to learn about paragraphs?

by Anonymousreply 8603/07/2013

well, I surely never intended to be the death knell of datalounge. It is one of my favorite sites to read and learn. I am neither a fangurl, breeder or a frau in the traditional sense. I am just a white middle aged woman who while not a fag hag, is nevertheless consumed by interest in the male gay community. That may well be a pathology in itself, but it is one without judgment....just fascination and awe.

As for the paragraph faux pas, I am just a country gal without all the book larning of you erudite edumacated city boys.

Please forgive me.

by Anonymousreply 8703/07/2013

84 You sound like a fairly reasonable guy.

by Anonymousreply 8803/07/2013


Kill those AIDS infested POS

by Anonymousreply 8903/08/2013

Oh, R44. What an ignorant little shit. Even gay men can't stomach the thought of a woman turning down the almighty peen. Your shit is repugnant, deal with it.

by Anonymousreply 9003/08/2013

Giving oral to men or women is about wanting to please and evoke pleasure responses.

It is not a submissive activity, actually it is quite a powerful one.

Gay men who cannot suck enough dick and are obsessive about it are attempting to control something unresolved in themselves.

Naturally there is pleasure in dick and vag, but it is not often because they are so beautiful. I am a gay man and I notice bulges but I never think about sucking dick unless I am otherwise interested in a guy. I do think about fucking them though, all the time.

I am not criticizing cock suckers, just commenting that not all gay men want to spend their days and nights on their knees at gloryholes and public washrooms, never getting enough cock and cum. Well adjusted people can be sated.

Some pussies ARE pretty and some cocks are gorgeous. But mostly people get a lot out of pleasuring someone that they are attracted to, or care about.

by Anonymousreply 9103/08/2013
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