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I'm thinking about buying my first dildo

Any advice? I really want the Brent Corrigan model. Yes, I know he's known for being a bottom, but he's got a lovely cock also.

by Anonymousreply 2003/09/2013

Try the Ken Ryker. I have it and it is heaven.

by Anonymousreply 103/06/2013

Good prices on dildos at Amazon.com. The mailman will think you're getting books in the mail and not know it's a Ken Ryker or Jeff Stryker dildo.

by Anonymousreply 203/08/2013

Quel coincidence.

I bought my first dildo yesterday at the supermarket! in London.

In fact it's a 'vibrating bullet'

by Anonymousreply 303/08/2013

Are some of them less smelly than others? I bought a Doc Johnson a few years ago and that plasticy smell was so bad we did not like using it. I don't remember any I bought in the past to smell so strong for so long.

by Anonymousreply 403/08/2013

My vibrating bullet smells just fine, R4.

by Anonymousreply 503/08/2013

I've always lusted after the Tom Chase dildo, but it's so damn expensive!

by Anonymousreply 603/08/2013

Well we bought one of those used with strap ons w/out the strap on obviously. The vibrators don't tend to have a smell.

by Anonymousreply 703/08/2013

As much as I've liked the idea of a dildo, I just can't do it vs the real thing. For me, the thrill is feeling the other guy thrusting into me.

by Anonymousreply 803/08/2013

Cucumbers are disposable, use a condom.

by Anonymousreply 903/08/2013

Johnny Hazzard's. It's amazing.

by Anonymousreply 1003/08/2013

I tried the Johnny Hazzard. It's not girthy enough for my needs.

by Anonymousreply 1103/08/2013

[quote] It's not girthy enough for my needs.

Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, eh?

by Anonymousreply 1203/08/2013

I bought the Lea DeLaria model. It's fabulous.

by Anonymousreply 1303/08/2013

Is there a Barrett Long dildo? I want it.

by Anonymousreply 1403/09/2013

Why not just befriend a midget?

by Anonymousreply 1503/09/2013

The Merv Griffin is heaven.

by Anonymousreply 1603/09/2013

Maybe one should try the Montgomery Clift for starters.

by Anonymousreply 1703/09/2013

If you need a little something extra, try the Bea Arthur. It's a collectors item now too!

by Anonymousreply 1803/09/2013

I bought the 'Mr. Ed' model. It smells like hay and stretched me out beyond all belief. I'll never use that fucker again.

by Anonymousreply 1903/09/2013

cautionary tale

by Anonymousreply 2003/09/2013
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