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Petrified of midgets??

Does anyone else have this phobia? I am absolutely frightened by them. I'm not 100% sure why? Does anyone else have this phobia? Have you been able to get over it?

There is a midget starting work in my office next week. Prince Valium may be my temporary solution.

by Anonymousreply 1603/06/2013

I want my own midget. I used to live in a small art community town. The male half of a couple I knew was a midget. His wife was very attractive and regular size. They were both very nice and when ever you ran into them they were holding hands. Very sweet couple. Rumor was that he had a big, fat ol COCK. So, now I have a bit of freak going on for getting me some midget ass.

by Anonymousreply 103/06/2013

The correct term is Munchkin, OP.

by Anonymousreply 203/06/2013

Thank you R2, I can never remember which is proper.

by Anonymousreply 303/06/2013


by Anonymousreply 403/06/2013

If some people have a clown phobias why can't there be midget phobias out there, too?

by Anonymousreply 503/06/2013

I don't have a phobia but for some reason I don't like them. It's not fear but I get grossed out by them and I can't explain it.

by Anonymousreply 603/06/2013

R4 picture me caring.

by Anonymousreply 703/06/2013

I picture you guffawing at your high-lariousness.

by Anonymousreply 803/06/2013

Medically, a midget is a perfectly-formed small person. A Dwarf has a normal size head and distorted arms and legs.

by Anonymousreply 903/06/2013

I have to admit that I chuckle when little people refer to non-little people as of "average heigt", even when referring to people over six feet tall.

I mean, let's get real.

Little people are like anyone else except for their height. Still, they should admit when someone is tall and not use "average" as a catch-all.

by Anonymousreply 1003/06/2013

Sorry, heigHt.

by Anonymousreply 1103/06/2013

I totally empathize, OP.

I can't tell you how many midgets have tried to get under my skirt over the years. I have had to kick out more than a few from my TV specials.

One year, I fired my producer after he thought it would be a great idea to have me play Dorothy in Munchkinland during one of my TV production numbers.

God, those midgets love cooch at eye-level.

by Anonymousreply 1203/06/2013

I wanted this midget.

by Anonymousreply 1303/06/2013

The dancing midget from Twin Peaks. Dig that zig zag floor!

by Anonymousreply 1403/06/2013

There's a midget that lives in my apartment building. She doesn't scare me, but my brothers and a few friends are afraid of her because she is a midget. My brother (who is 6'4") said he had a landlord who was a midget and had nightmares that the landlord would climb through his heating duct. That sounded strange coming from such a big guy.

by Anonymousreply 1503/06/2013

you know what you NEVER see? Gay midget porn...there is straight midget porn and girl on girl midget porn but you never see gay midget porn.

by Anonymousreply 1603/06/2013
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