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My Boss is Princess Tinymeat

So a few days ago while I sucked off my boss. His cock was about the size of my thumb. Seriously. I didn't care because I really liked him. I thought he was smart & funny. Since I sucked him off he's been a jerk. He almost seems angry. Is there anything I can do to smooth things over? TIA.

by Anonymousreply 3605/04/2013

Suck him again, but this time use a well-lubed finger in his ass. You are due for a promotion.

by Anonymousreply 103/06/2013

This will not end well. Start looking for a new job. Hell hath no fury like a queen scorned.

Sucks no be you, no pun intended.

by Anonymousreply 203/06/2013

He's not angry, embarrassed.

Blow again.

by Anonymousreply 303/06/2013

To quote me grandmother. "You do not shit where you eat"

by Anonymousreply 403/06/2013

Yeah, probably concerned that you will out him as the Montgomery Clift of the office. Since you really like him, he shouldn't be worried. You would never do that....right?

by Anonymousreply 503/06/2013

I blew my boss a few years back. I eventually got laid off anyway.

But I still liked it. I thought he'd be small (short guy) but he was long and thick.

by Anonymousreply 603/06/2013

"Is there anything I can do to smooth things over?"

Just pray to God he doesn't see this thread.

by Anonymousreply 703/06/2013

What kind of business?

by Anonymousreply 803/06/2013

Maybe your head giving skills are lackluster OP.

by Anonymousreply 903/06/2013

Along the lines of R8's question, how exactly did this event transpire OP?

by Anonymousreply 1003/06/2013

OP? You're a whore, darlin'.

Oh, and it's time to do some kegels, dear. Your asslips are flapping in the wind.

by Anonymousreply 1103/06/2013

you work for Monty Clift?

by Anonymousreply 1203/06/2013


by Anonymousreply 1303/06/2013

Post his name and a photo of his dick on the internet. That should smooth things over.

by Anonymousreply 1403/07/2013

OP, your boss told me you were a lousy suck.....and you're fired.

by Anonymousreply 1503/07/2013

just get on your knees and start sucking off the whole crew. when word gets out they will all want it.

by Anonymousreply 1603/07/2013

I want to hear more about OP's boss.

by Anonymousreply 1703/09/2013

Telling everyone he's PTM probably doesn't help.

by Anonymousreply 1803/09/2013

Your boss is pissed because he has lost all power over you for one lousy blow job. Way to go!

Remember, you now know what your boss's dick looks like and could, if pushed, describe it to a court reporter.

by Anonymousreply 1903/09/2013

I agree with #1: he thought you were going to be a topdaddy and make him your bitch. If he was embarrassed, he wouldn't have stripped down in the first place.

by Anonymousreply 2003/09/2013

Most PTM's are dour and they have every right to be.

by Anonymousreply 2103/10/2013

But I really do need to know more. Is OP a securities analyst? A salesman? A garage mechanic?

And this boss, is he 35? 72? The possibilities are endless. And some of them are frightening.

by Anonymousreply 2203/10/2013

Can't believe it hasn't already been said but ... This. Never. Happened.

by Anonymousreply 2303/10/2013

Perhaps not to OP, but it happened to someone sometime.

by Anonymousreply 2403/10/2013

Oh it happened. I'm a cubefag.

by Anonymousreply 2503/11/2013

Let it go, Monica. "A few days"?! It's been almost 20 years! And it's a lot bigger than your chubby thumb!

by Anonymousreply 2603/11/2013

[quote]you work for Monty Clift?

Probably more like Monty Burns.

by Anonymousreply 2703/11/2013

Okay so I sucked his cock two more times and the same thing happened. He was really happy later that day and the next day then he seemed weird and angry after. He actually came to me and was putting the moves on pretty heavy. What should I do if it happens again? He's married with a family too. Help I'm just a boi.

by Anonymousreply 2803/17/2013

You're stupid. Just shoot yourself

by Anonymousreply 2903/17/2013

Yes, OP. You can get a lobotomy and stop coming here to DL to post your bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 3003/17/2013


by Anonymousreply 3103/18/2013

Is his semen lumpy like risotto?

by Anonymousreply 3203/18/2013

[quote]Most PTM's are dour and they have every right to be

I was confused by "PTM's" until I realized that it stood for Princess Tinymeat. Ordinarily this would be PT, I think, but were you pointing out the similarity to FTM's?

by Anonymousreply 3303/18/2013

I don`t think I`m going to do it again.

by Anonymousreply 3403/25/2013


by Anonymousreply 3505/04/2013

Sad troll bumped this.

by Anonymousreply 3605/04/2013
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