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Justin Theroux's Hot Little Brother

What do you think, guys:

by Miareply 2707/09/2013


by Miareply 103/06/2013

He's cute.

by Miareply 203/06/2013

Hope he's a better writer

by Miareply 303/06/2013

Those Therouxs love their black hair dye.

by Miareply 403/06/2013

They both look like Eurotrash in those outfits.

by Miareply 503/06/2013

Hipster doofus Eurotrash, R5.

by Miareply 603/06/2013

Why does Theroux always dress like he is appearing in a music video?

by Miareply 703/06/2013

Justin Theroux has a great body and a big dick, but he's still a hipster-doofus asshole whose career never happened.

by Miareply 803/06/2013

Brothers should do it

by Miareply 903/06/2013

He wrote "Rock of Ages" the movie.

by Miareply 1003/06/2013

JT has always reminded me of a way less cooler version of CM Punk. Now there's a guy I could get behind (ahem!).

by Miareply 1103/06/2013

They look like poseur tools. Theroux was pretty much a barely treading water industry wannabe until he set his sights on Aniston and her, um, cache. Good career move.

by Miareply 1203/06/2013

Defines the word poseur. Writes absolute trash but walks around dressed like some tortured artist.

by Miareply 1303/06/2013

R13, I think you mean artiste.

He's a typical Washington DC entitled brat with all that goes with ir - except without the professional degree and career.

by Miareply 1403/06/2013

Jen's swirling vortex of need and insecurity will soon devour him and spit out those boots.

by Miareply 1503/06/2013

R14 is correct. JT comes from an illustrious old-money family, lots of professional writers. Went to Bennington. An acquaintance knew him in boarding school and described him as insufferable, a wealthy, arty, pretentious brat.

Show biz is a magnet for that type, particularly if you've been blessed with decent looks and good genes.

by Miareply 1603/06/2013

Except the family wasn't really illustrious. One of the ancestors made a lot of money in the beginning of the 20th century and hobnobbed with even wealthier people but he went bankrupt by something like 1915. So the family has not had money to speak of since then. Amazing how long families can coast on the fumes of reputations long gone.

His dad is a corporate lawyer and does very well and is very respected (he's worked hard and earned it) but he's got like 6 kids and he wouldn't be considered "rich" in D.C. just very well off.

I'm sure the gossip press will take everything and blow it out of proportion.

I'd love to hear more about him, R16, cause the word in DC and NYC is that he has "issues" of the mental health kind which may have fueled his alcohol and drug problems.

by Miareply 1703/06/2013

[quote]Amazing how long families can coast on the fumes of reputations long gone.

Take your revolutionary twaddle back to Russia, bitch! This is our satrapy!

by Miareply 1803/06/2013

I don't think his anus is very clean...

by Miareply 1903/07/2013

little bro is fat.

by Miareply 2003/07/2013

I want to do them both simultaneously

by Miareply 2107/08/2013

Little bro has a criminal record in Virginia for drugs. IIRC he has at least 2 adults arrests - not sure about the convictions but at least one may have been a probation before judgment wherein you can get your conviction sealed after completion of probation. So both Justin and his bro have had substance abuse history requiring rehab.

Not great bf material.

by Miareply 2207/08/2013

Speak for yourself, r22!

by Miareply 2307/09/2013

His cousin Louis is the only truly sexy one. Justin was once empirically attractive, but he's looking rather plastic these days.

by Miareply 2407/09/2013


by Miareply 2507/09/2013

R20, no he's not.

by Miareply 2607/09/2013

If Louis is a cousin then Louis' dad is famous author Paul (The Mosquito Coast) Theroux.

I love Louis, btw. Why doesn't he come to America and make TV shows?

by Miareply 2707/09/2013
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