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The thought of your parents having sex when conceiving you

Have you ever tried to imagine it. Every time I do, I cringe to think of what they did to each other to make me. I wish sex was somehow less embarrassing.

by Anonymousreply 803/06/2013

I have thought of this OP. I was conceived either in or somewhere between London and Milan. I will never know and neither do my parents.

by Anonymousreply 103/05/2013

No. But now that you mention it, it doesn't bother me in the least.

by Anonymousreply 203/06/2013

Your mother is a cum dumpster.

by Anonymousreply 303/06/2013

Yes, OP.

I've wondered – "Was I in the first squirt, the second squirt, or an also-ran the … dribble?

I asked my father this during one Sunday dinner, but he said he didn't know.

I thought my grandmother was going to fall out of her chair.

by Anonymousreply 403/06/2013

My parents have never had sex, ever. My brother and I were immaculate conceptions. That's the story I want to believe because the reality is just too, too gross.

by Anonymousreply 503/06/2013

Did you ever walk in on your parents having sex?

I didn't, but I might as well have—my mother was a screamer. I guess my dad gives great head.

by Anonymousreply 603/06/2013

They had me fucking my sister while they fucked.

by Anonymousreply 703/06/2013

Was she a gusher?

by Anonymousreply 803/06/2013
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