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My best friend is in love with me

And it pisses me off. I went to his house today to bemoan the end of my recent eight-year relationship and he says "I have to admit that I'm happy you broke up; I am in love with you and always have been."

I opened my mouth in shock and he leaned in and put his tongue in my mouth. I pulled away, and he put my hand on his crotch (yes he was erect). I struggled to pull away while he applied pressure to the back of my head, forcing my head towards his crotch!

Finally I was able to get to my feet and run out the door.

by Anonymousreply 1703/05/2013

How romantic! Adorbs!

by Anonymousreply 103/05/2013

Oh, Connie Casserole!

by Anonymousreply 203/05/2013

R1's response to this tripe was perfect.

by Anonymousreply 303/05/2013

Is your best friend also your nephew?

by Anonymousreply 403/05/2013

I liked it better when the ESTs were at least ELABORATE.

by Anonymousreply 503/05/2013

OP, is he not only your nephew but also in the middle?

by Anonymousreply 603/05/2013

You will wish you were this popular in a few years.

by Anonymousreply 703/05/2013

I know that's an Extremely Sad Termination point to your former friendship, OP.

by Anonymousreply 803/05/2013

OP is a Special Victim.

by Anonymousreply 903/05/2013

[quote] Finally I was able to get to my feet and run out the door.

...and then you woke up.

by Anonymousreply 1003/05/2013

OP? At least TRY.

by Anonymousreply 1103/05/2013

OP - what's a blow job between friends? Live a little for fuck's sake.

by Anonymousreply 1203/05/2013

This could be so much hotter.

by Anonymousreply 1303/05/2013

Thank you R13! Describe the package OP.

by Anonymousreply 1403/05/2013

Get a Blog, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1503/05/2013

Good for him. There is so little assertiveness amongst today's youth.

by Anonymousreply 1603/05/2013

OP, I'm afraid I have to give you a "C-". You spent no effort toward setting the scene or providing important (salacious) details. Furthermore, a quality EST always has a steady build up of tension to the big reveal/climax. I'm feeling generous today, however, so I am willing to boost your final grade to a "B-" if you post pictures of yourself, the bf and the bff.

by Anonymousreply 1703/05/2013
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