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Jobs for people-haters

Yeah, the choices are slim. Everything these days is customer service.

I've been searching my whole life.

by Anonymousreply 3203/12/2013

Assassin?

by Anonymousreply 103/05/2013

Television Without Pity moderators.

by Anonymousreply 203/05/2013

DMV clerk not on there?

by Anonymousreply 303/05/2013

I worked in a library in college. It was heaven!

by Anonymousreply 403/05/2013

gravedigger

by Anonymousreply 503/05/2013

President.

by Anonymousreply 603/06/2013

R1=Miss Brodie

by Anonymousreply 703/06/2013

Freelance translator

by Anonymousreply 803/06/2013

Retail

by Anonymousreply 903/06/2013

Dentist

by Anonymousreply 1003/06/2013

Is there a good list of jobs for job haters?

by Anonymousreply 1103/06/2013

Bikini-line waxer.

Police who tell parents (over the telephone, and with a mouthful of Krispy Kreme) their kids died in a car wreck.

by Anonymousreply 1203/06/2013

Software Development used to be a safe place, but dammit, every place is going "Agile" now, which requires daily face-to-face meetings and lots of interactions. Ugh.

Just let me live in my cave and code like the good old days, dammit.

by Anonymousreply 1303/06/2013

Airline pilot used to be a glamourous job. A friend who was downsized by Delta is now workng at a Midwest regional carrier for $25,000.

by Anonymousreply 1403/06/2013

Webmaster

by Anonymousreply 1503/06/2013

I'm an accountant and I deal with asshole people every damn day, especially at this time of year.

by Anonymousreply 1603/06/2013

I have two uncles in these kinds of careers: 1) I have one uncle who is a radiologist. When asked why he became a radiologist, his answer has never varied: "I don't want to have to deal with people."

2) Another uncle was a night watchman for sixty years. I don't think in all that time he had a co-worker, a boss, a client... absolutely no one to interact with.

by Anonymousreply 1703/06/2013

Medical transcriptionist

by Anonymousreply 1803/06/2013

Republican Congressman

by Anonymousreply 1903/06/2013

R17, I know a surgeon who says he chose his profession because he only wants to deal with people who've been anesthetized.

He sends someone else to talk to the families after surgery.

by Anonymousreply 2003/06/2013

Rather than work with a major corporation, a proctologist said now he only deals with one asshole at a time.

by Anonymousreply 2103/06/2013

Good line, R21. I knew a urologist who said he dealt with the most interesting thing about most people.

by Anonymousreply 2203/06/2013

Surgeons often have lousy people skills -- they patch folks up and that's it - no need for any kind of "relationship" like a G.P.

by Anonymousreply 2303/06/2013

Is that a good job, FBI agent? You get to travel around and stuff? I mean, better places than this?

Sometimes you do.

Freddy was so happy for me when I got this job at the bank. Toaster giveaways and Barry Manilow on the speakers all day. She thought it was such hot shit. What did she know? Big dummy.

by Anonymousreply 2403/06/2013

Except for retail or fast food, most office work was once good for people-haters, but then Team Work reared its ugly head.

by Anonymousreply 2503/06/2013

Republican politician

by Anonymousreply 2603/07/2013

Lighthouse keeper.

by Anonymousreply 2703/12/2013

Embalmer

by Anonymousreply 2803/12/2013

Staff attorney/clerk for a state or federal court.

by Anonymousreply 2903/12/2013

Lighthouses are automated.

by Anonymousreply 3003/12/2013

Dog walker

by Anonymousreply 3103/12/2013

Policeman

by Anonymousreply 3203/12/2013
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