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I wish I had a friend


by Anonymousreply 1903/05/2013


by Anonymousreply 103/04/2013

How can I help? Want to hear me sing? Do you want to watch me hold my Oscar? Wanna watch me eat some vegan cookies? I'm here

by Anonymousreply 203/05/2013

OP, at least you don't live in Zimbabwe or Liberia.

by Anonymousreply 303/05/2013

I'm alone, always have been, but I don't know if I really want friends or else I would've tried harder to get them. Being around people makes me nervous and nauseated and they sense it and avoid me. Sometimes I wish I knew what it was like to have someone actually want me around or to be my friend and be "normal" but I don't like to spend too much time thinking about that. It can't be fixed.

by Anonymousreply 403/05/2013

R4 I am like you. I would like to have friends. But as Sartre said "hell is other people".

I don't have the energy for all the reindeer games.

by Anonymousreply 503/05/2013

You get a few really good ones along the way, but don't shy away from the transient and temporary ones either. They all count. They all help make you who you are. And vice versa. Your presence in other people's lives matters as much as theirs in yours.

by Anonymousreply 603/05/2013

I agree with r4 and 5, and I'll bet there's a lot of us around here. We're using DL as a substitute.

by Anonymousreply 703/05/2013

One possibility

Schizotypal personality disorder is a personality disorder characterized by a need for social isolation, anxiety in social situations, odd behavior and thinking, and often unconventional beliefs. People with this disorder feel extreme discomfort with maintaining close relationships with people, and therefore they often do not.

by Anonymousreply 803/05/2013

And ditch the idea of friends as saints. They're always people, flawed and stupid and whipsmart like you.

by Anonymousreply 903/05/2013

Eat two eggs and leave your fucking house for an hour!

by Anonymousreply 1003/05/2013

R10 How do egg farts help you make friends?

by Anonymousreply 1103/05/2013

[quote]We're using DL as a substitute.

DL can be a tough place to be, but it's a lot easier than trying to be sociable in the "real" world.

by Anonymousreply 1203/05/2013

Pardon my eggfarts, don't I know you from somewhere?

by Anonymousreply 1303/05/2013

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by Anonymousreply 1403/05/2013


by Anonymousreply 1503/05/2013

R1 DAYUM, lmao.

OP go outside and take a walk. Now, dude.

by Anonymousreply 1603/05/2013

Get a pet. They help combat loneliness...

by Anonymousreply 1703/05/2013

R10 and his black bag crew are illegally parked in my driveway this morning. Of course they want me to leave for an hour. Instead, I'm calling the tow truck.

by Anonymousreply 1803/05/2013

r8 would also turn eating fast food into a "disorder."

In school, kids are being beaten to death with "disorders."

by Anonymousreply 1903/05/2013
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