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Have you ever had an alien visit you?

Describe the encounter!

by Anonymousreply 3603/08/2013

OMG, I love DL!

No alien, but I think I ran into the devil's wife once.

by Anonymousreply 103/03/2013

I had a lovely visit from Jesus, who does the yards.

by Anonymousreply 203/03/2013

Yes, I have. He was standing at the corner of 34th & Vine passing out M & M's

by Anonymousreply 303/03/2013

Just every other Monday to do the housework & laundry.

by Anonymousreply 403/03/2013

Not to my knowledge, but they're very clever.

by Anonymousreply 503/03/2013

Bigfoot... Ghosts... Actually, that was a demon, wasn't it... they get upset when you call them ghosts, it's not PC or something... But no aliens! I wonder why?

by Anonymousreply 603/03/2013

Pierce Brosnan is a Satanist.

by Anonymousreply 703/03/2013

Everyone in Hollywood is a Satanist. How else do you think people become famous, besides selling their souls? Well, that and sucking cocks.

by Anonymousreply 803/03/2013

Speaking of nightly visits -- A couple of weeks ago as I was falling off the sleep, I said (out loud) and if anyone wants to stop by and tell me things are going to be o.k. - I'd appreciate it.

I then had a series of dark dreams where I was in a specific house and there were dark, foreboding figures around me. At one point there was a large black dog to my right, at6 another there were many hands grabbing at me and at another the floor fell away from me except for the one piece I was standing on.

I would half awaken only to go back to the same dream, in the same house. I don't remember exactly what happened but it seemed to be escalating because I was becoming more and more terrified. Like I said, I couldn't seem to fully wake up and pull out of it to be fully awake.

Finally, I yelled out something about Jesus and God being my protectors and I was able to fully awake. I looked at my clock and this had been going on for two hours.

I checked the clock because you know how you can have a dream that seems to last forever but actually only a few minutes have passed.

I remember on another thread someone mentioned the danger of Ouija boards and how they can invite evil spirits to come in.

I actually meant an angel or long dead, loving relative -- I guess I need to be more specific?

by Anonymousreply 903/03/2013

Ang Lee actually tried to shake my hand at a party. Can you believe that shit?

by Anonymousreply 1003/03/2013

r9 your dream let you tell yourself that things were going to be OK. You were surrounded by portents of darkness and you were terrified and you invoked the most loving and powerful forces you could think of and woke yourself up from the nightmare. Your thoughts are very powerful, and I think you are the one that's going to make sure you're OK, just like in your dream.

by Anonymousreply 1103/03/2013

I haven't but I've had a few sane duos who've seen some things. Low hovering craft sightings during the day even.

by Anonymousreply 1203/03/2013

What a nice way to look at it - thank you R11.

by Anonymousreply 1303/03/2013

R11, I have a serious question for you.

Every night I dream that I am at an amusement park. Every. Night.

What in the hell could that mean?

thanks in advance.

by Anonymousreply 1403/04/2013

R8, Please elaborate on your comment, "selling your souls."

R7, How is Pierce Brosnan a satanist?

OP, How do you define "alien?"

by Anonymousreply 1503/04/2013

Yes he brought red dragon cheese.

by Anonymousreply 1603/05/2013

Yes, his name was Moisés.

He said, "Let my people mow!"

by Anonymousreply 1703/05/2013

I was subjected to an alien anal probe once. Best night of my life. Those aliens are HUNG.

by Anonymousreply 1803/05/2013

r14 You have to consider things other than where you are in the amusement park dream in order to understand it. What are you doing there? Who is there with you? What is the narrative that unfolds? What do you associate with amusement parks? There is no absolute meaning to anything - we all have a private dream language. Are you happy in this dream? Are you trapped there and want to get out? As you seem to be alarmed by this dream, perhaps you're looking for an environment that is more meaningful, perhaps you are trapped by superficiality and amusements, or a facade of a life, and long to create something authentic.

That is what the dream means to me - but you have to supply more details. Good luck and sweet dreams.

by Anonymousreply 1903/06/2013

My ass was really sore.

by Anonymousreply 2003/06/2013

Yes, when I lived near the Mexican border I had a boyfriend that jumped the fence to come and get his dicked sucked. I had to give him 20 dollars but he would wash my car too. Trade but friendly, sometimes stayed to eat dinner.

by Anonymousreply 2103/06/2013

I see a psychiatrist for my bipolar disorder. One day I asked him if he has ever had any patients who claimed to be abducted by aliens. He told me that it happens all the time and they are referred to a specialist in that field. Weird.

by Anonymousreply 2203/07/2013

¡La migra! ¡La migra!

by Anonymousreply 2303/07/2013

I've had terrible dreams about them since I was a child. My parents never should have let me watch Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

by Anonymousreply 2403/07/2013

According to ancient alien theorists...

Aliens came, mined our planet for whatever, jump started humanity for slave labor while they were here, then hauled ass off this ghetto planet once they got all of whatever it was they came for.

by Anonymousreply 2503/08/2013

Hugh Jackman dropped by my house for a little pre-Oscar gathering I had with my unemployed Jewish husband and my stage mom. (all his papers were in order though....I was terrified another scandal would have swung votes to Sally)

by Anonymousreply 2603/08/2013

Yes, I did, but I threatened to call IMF and have him deported if he didn't leave me alone.

by Anonymousreply 2703/08/2013

Yes. Usually on Christmas and Thanksgiving.

by Anonymousreply 2803/08/2013

Yes i have. And it was both thrilling and terrifying. Many of us have, more than we remember. And that's the whole point.

by Anonymousreply 2903/08/2013

No, but I did have the anal probe.

by Anonymousreply 3003/08/2013

Y'all got touched! I miss Dr. Mack.

by Anonymousreply 3103/08/2013

[quote]Yes, I did, but I threatened to call IMF and have him deported if he didn't leave me alone.

Why is the International Monetary Fund interested in aliens?

by Anonymousreply 3203/08/2013

Yes. It was when I was about 7 and doing a lot of sleepwalking. I ended up in my garage and the neighbor lady, who I assume was the head alien, showed up in the garage along with a bunch of little gray "balloons" a little shorter than I was (at 7). I realized when the neighbor lady looked at me and said: "He's not ready," and all the little gray balloons disappeared, that they weren't balloons at all. They were little gray aliens. Very cute, but you hardly noticed them. They seemed shy and didn't say a word, just shuffled around me. Later, I pounded on the door and my Dad let me in. He couldn't figure out how I'd locked myself in the garage since both the cellar and garage doors were locked from the other side. Never saw them again so I assume I'm still not "ready." Years later, I read that on the day I was born, there were massive sightings of UFOs over the area I grew up in.

by Anonymousreply 3303/08/2013

R33, do you hope the balloons come back?

by Anonymousreply 3403/08/2013

Yeah, he wanted to use my cell to phone home.

by Anonymousreply 3503/08/2013

You see them on the news every day and you don't realize it. Half of our politicians are really reptilians. Watch the eyes, sometimes they will very quickly change to slits like a cat's eyes and then change back. That's one way to tell.

by Anonymousreply 3603/08/2013
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