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Under what circumstances would Gay guys have sex with each other?

Are there circumstances in which they will do this? I can't think of any

by Anonymousreply 2303/03/2013

None. It's unthinkable.

by Anonymousreply 103/03/2013

The thing about gay men having sex with each other is it's sort of like a seagull getting fucked by a platypus. It's possible but the chances of it happening are less than winning the powerball.

by Anonymousreply 203/03/2013

THis surely can't happen, no?

by Anonymousreply 303/03/2013

All men are, by definition, gay; therefore, any form of sex in which men engage is gay sex except the incidental type, which happens to be with women.

by Anonymousreply 403/03/2013

Straight men really just want to fuck their buddies but societal pressure forces them to have sex with women.

And those you who disagree are all just brainwashed Americans who don't understand the true nature of male friendship!

by Anonymousreply 503/03/2013

"Oh, the humanity. Oh, the horror"

by Anonymousreply 603/03/2013

Do you mean like Queen Alexandra's son Teddy?

by Anonymousreply 703/03/2013

This would be a truly shocking occurrence

by Anonymousreply 803/03/2013

Well played OP

by Anonymousreply 903/03/2013

Set the scene. Have we been drinking?

by Anonymousreply 1003/03/2013

Gay guys having sex with each other? Yikes!

by Anonymousreply 1103/03/2013

It is something hard to imagine

by Anonymousreply 1203/03/2013

"It is something hard to imagine"

Actually I go soft when I imagine it. Give me a curious, experimental straight guy any day of the week. ANY. DAY.

by Anonymousreply 1303/03/2013

You mean a straight guy with beer, R13?

Yeah, me too.

by Anonymousreply 1403/03/2013

Whatever it takes, r14...Whatever it takes. As long as he identifies as straight, is traditionally masculine, and is 99% into pussy, I don't care if he's drunk or high. Just as long as the man is straight.

by Anonymousreply 1503/03/2013

Yep, I hear you.

by Anonymousreply 1603/03/2013

Well it certainly wouldn't define them, OP. That's the politically correct answer.

by Anonymousreply 1703/03/2013

I think you'd have to stipulate that at least one of them was breathing.

by Anonymousreply 1803/03/2013

Are all gays as mentally ill as r15?

by Anonymousreply 1903/03/2013


by Anonymousreply 2003/03/2013

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by Anonymousreply 2103/03/2013

OP, I bequeath you my druggie neighbor's giant self fucking machine.

by Anonymousreply 2203/03/2013

sounds ideal!

by Anonymousreply 2303/03/2013
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