When you jack off and climax, do you cum in a rag or tissue or do you spray on yourself?
My college roommate endlessly jacks off and runs out of shirts because he sprays on this shirt. He is always in the basement doing laundry. I told him to take his shirt off and simply cum on this chest and then clean off. He just looks at me and says ew....... I either use a tissue or cum on my chest before I go take a shower.
What say ye?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||03/03/2013|
How do you know where the roommate is dumping his cum?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||03/02/2013|
Simply into the air, let it fall where it may
|by Anonymous||reply 2||03/02/2013|
I hate mess so I purchased a cock stopper at a fetish store. After I've cum, I take out the stopper, holding my cock vertical and then go and pee it all out.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||03/02/2013|
Kleenex most times.
Othertimes, on my body and I'll clean up afterwards.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||03/02/2013|
I jo right before bed so I lay a tissue over my stomach and aim for it.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||03/02/2013|
That's the best suggestion you could come up with for your roommate's jizz?
|by Anonymous||reply 8||03/02/2013|
Ever lived in a doorm R1? You basically know everything your roommate does in time. From picking their nose to shit stained underwear. He's straight, knows I'm gay and does not care one bit. I don't find him attractive and obviously the reverse is true. Found him many times on the couch flailing away and a few times in mid-cum, groan and all. I don't find it hot and have asked that he does it in his room like me. He's a good guy but seems highly sexed. Spends a lot on the small tide boxes to wash and clean his cum covered shirts.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||03/02/2013|
[quote]and simply cum on this chest and then clean off.
Is that where your cum ends up every time, on your chest?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||03/02/2013|
This thread is useless without pix.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||03/02/2013|
This thread is useless without a free sample.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||03/02/2013|
[quote]He just looks at me and says ew
These 2 statements cannot both be true for the same person. Str8 guys do not say "ew".
|by Anonymous||reply 13||03/02/2013|
1.) I often cum on my chest.
2.) Although I do tend to shoot far and quite a lot so I like to aim a bit highter and splatter it all over my face and into my mouth.
3.) And lastly, when I'm sitting at the computer stroking and about to blow, I like to hold my foreskin shut tight and shoot into my skin--it's the most intense orgasm ever; I love it. When I'm done, I just get up still holding my foreskin tightly shut, walk into the bathroom, let my foreskin slide back and watch a big wad of jizz shoot out into the toilet.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||03/02/2013|
I prefer to shoot on my abs and chest and let it dry. I like my hairs stuck together with dried cum. It reminds me of the fun I had. After gym I shower it off.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||03/02/2013|
I cum into my coffee. I like my coffee with a little cream (plus protein).
|by Anonymous||reply 16||03/02/2013|
I had a dorm-mate who would bust loads in his boxers and then just leave them in a pile on the floor. Never invited anyone over.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||03/02/2013|
I loved hearing most of my dorm mates jack. Except for one dude who looked like a fat Weird Al Yankovic.
If a room mate was busting a load in front of me, I'd be like, listen, either I get to watch and join next time, or take care of it for you....or you need to find a room with a door and lock yourself in it while you wank!
|by Anonymous||reply 18||03/02/2013|
R17, Egyptian cotton on frenulum creates a divine frisson.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||03/02/2013|
[quote] Egyptian cotton on frenulum creates a divine frisson.
That is the GAYEST thing I've ever heard.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||03/02/2013|
Try it R21. I line my fleshlight and get off so much quicker. Warm the fleshlight before use and you will cum in under a minute. Coarse velvet works too.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||03/02/2013|
What kind of remedial junior college hellhole in the middle of Asscobbler America attracts the sort of pinhead who asks such a question here at the DL?
|by Anonymous||reply 23||03/02/2013|
I can't even see down there, so I have no idea where it goes.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||03/03/2013|
I masturbate into Cillian Murphy's old, used pantyhose.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||03/03/2013|
Preferably in a cute twink's mouth.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||03/03/2013|
[quote]I line my fleshlight and get off so much quicker. Warm the fleshlight before use and you will cum in under a minute.
Are you in a race or do you just want to get back to the Sims 3?
|by Anonymous||reply 28||03/03/2013|
What do you line the fleshlight with?
|by Anonymous||reply 29||03/03/2013|
I just come in my mouth. That's usually where my dick is.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||03/03/2013|