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Harlem Shake Dance Based On Gang Bangers Shooting Cripples

An eccentric upper body dance move that involves the shaking of the upper torso and shoulders. The Harlem Shake originated on 125th and Lexington where gang bangers would shoot unsuspecting cripples with crutches. The staggering fall of these cripples created a signature move, adapted by gang-affiliates and introduced at local parties. Upon witnessing the newly created “Harlem Shake,” a corporate thug under the Bad Boy Entertainment payroll reenacted and sold this dance to famous choreographer Laurie Ann Gibson who introduced this dance with the video premier “Let’s Get It” by P. Diddy featuring G-Dep and Black Rob. The phenomenon sweeping white neighborhoods and Italian nightclubs across the country was born… the Harlem Shake.

by Anonymousreply 2603/02/2013

Cripples on crutches? What is this, Dickensian London?

I lived in the southern part of Harlem and never saw any cripples on crutches. Unsuspecting or otherwise. This is a load of BS.

by Anonymousreply 103/02/2013

[quote]What is the Food Stamp president going to do about this, and about this terrible Harlem Shake thing?

Terrorist fist bump and Kenyan dancing.

by Anonymousreply 303/02/2013

[quote] She came out clutching a check that said WELFARE, made out to LaQuisha Gibbons (I have really good eyesight

Was it for $20,000? I'll bet she was collecting for 14 illegitimate children!

by Anonymousreply 403/02/2013

The Jitterbug is about murdering orphans.

by Anonymousreply 503/02/2013

I read that the Macarena started when a Mexican drug cartel began forcing enemies to smoke crack while riding donkey dick.

True story.

by Anonymousreply 603/02/2013

The Electric Slide was a much crueler event when real electricity was involved.

by Anonymousreply 703/02/2013

Chubby Checkers' Twist is a celebration of abortion.

by Anonymousreply 803/02/2013

I don't even want to get started on the Lindy Hop and child rape. That's just sadistic.

by Anonymousreply 903/02/2013

Fox Trot--Senseless slaughter of harmless foxes.

by Anonymousreply 1003/02/2013

Today I learned there is an abundance of cripples on crutches to shoot at on 125th and Lexington.

by Anonymousreply 1103/02/2013

Cripples on crutches? What is this, 1989?

by Anonymousreply 1203/02/2013

This explains the continued presence of the Crips in Harlem.

by Anonymousreply 1303/02/2013

And the Obamaphone--don't forget the Obamaphone, r2!

by Anonymousreply 1403/02/2013

I'm on my Obamaphone right now, calling the Lexus dealer to tell them I'm on my way and to have their most expensive model waiting for me.

I will be paying with the CASH I have from selling cigarettes and Courvoisier I bought with the thousands of dollars of WELFARE FOOD STAMPS I get from the government each month to keep me lazy.

Holla!

by Anonymousreply 1503/02/2013

When I say Lambada, you say RAPE!

by Anonymousreply 1603/02/2013

Dirty dancing was really invented by a Mr. Guillermo Sanchez, when he was accosted by an ass crack finger wielding hobo on the D train!

by Anonymousreply 1703/02/2013

HE HAD THE TIME OF HIS LIFE!!!

by Anonymousreply 1803/02/2013

[quote]Was it for $20,000? I'll bet she was collecting for 14 illegitimate children!

Yep, Mr. Reagan/R4, and by 16 different babydaddies, no less (she had TWO *taxpayer funded* abortions at the Planned Parenthood clinic).

Those elemental people and their jungle dancing, infecting our culture.

by Anonymousreply 1903/02/2013

Gagnam Style comes from [italic] riding [/riding] phorses.. And I mean BAREBACK

by Anonymousreply 2003/02/2013

Let's leave Sarah Jessica Parker out of this, ok, r20?

by Anonymousreply 2103/02/2013

Due to a mistranslation, people don't realize Gangman Style is really "Gangbang Defile!"

It is about fucking underage children in the bleeding asses while licking the fat off their pet dog as it slowly turns on a rotisserie.

by Anonymousreply 2203/02/2013

Actually, R22, it has nothing to do with mistranslation and everything to do with your misspelling Gangnam Style.

by Anonymousreply 2303/02/2013

If you do The Hustle, you'll get the AIDS. FACT!

by Anonymousreply 2403/02/2013

R23: It must be so joyous to go through life a pedantic, tiresome twit, no?

by Anonymousreply 2503/02/2013

*KISSES* to R25 !

by Anonymousreply 2603/02/2013
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