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I want someone to wrap me in a blanket like a burrito.

And drop a Xanax in my mouth and roll me in front of a blazing fireplace. I want the windows covered with black plastic bags and earplugs inserted in my ears. But first, I need to pee.

by Anonymousreply 203/01/2013

If you pee after wrapped in a blanket, you will be a wetback burrito.

by Anonymousreply 103/01/2013

I would pee before the blanket wrapping.

by Anonymousreply 203/01/2013
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