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Straight cock teases at the gym.

These guys frustrate me to no end. You know the type...gorgeous alpha young hotties with amazing bodies who see us gay guys staring at them and enjoy giving us a little show. On the gym floor, they might lift up their shirts to reveal their eight packs or flex their biceps in your face so that you can practically inhale the musky aroma of their sweat. In the locker room, they might stand or walk around naked with their taut asses and swinging cocks pretending to be oblivious to the stares. The "yep, fag, I'm really hot...and you can never have any of this" mentality. They drive me wild. ugh!

by Anonymousreply 11501/24/2015

Those "cock teases" are really gay. Straight guys do NOT care what you think about their bodies.

by Anonymousreply 102/28/2013

And some of us, just want to look at them taking off their socks.

by Anonymousreply 202/28/2013

Oy. I should have such problems as these.

by Anonymousreply 403/01/2013

You are never supposed to have them anyway. So just keep watching.

by Anonymousreply 603/01/2013

I like them, in fact, I end up frustrating them. Because, I'll play into their narcissistic game and drop them in the middle of it for a hot gay man....which is hotter than some straight boob.

by Anonymousreply 703/01/2013

What r5 said.

by Anonymousreply 803/01/2013

If they leave their lockers unattended, they [italic]want[/italic] you to take their sweaty underwear, right?

by Anonymousreply 903/01/2013

Exactly what r3 said.

by Anonymousreply 1003/01/2013

They are eye candy. They forget they will be old and saggy and gray, too, someday. And this happens sooner than ya think, so enjoy the ride, cocktease, cuz it's gonna be a SHORT trip.

by Anonymousreply 1103/01/2013

Never happened at my gym. The only guys parading around nude were the old perverts. Younger guys were incredibly bashful, doing the towel dance to take off their underwear without any possible exposure of their assets.

by Anonymousreply 1203/01/2013

I think they sound self-absorbed. Straight or gay. Look at me!!

by Anonymousreply 1303/01/2013

"Narcissists who get their fix from anyone and anywhere."

Straight men do NOT care what gay men think about their looks, no matter how narcissistic they are. Straight narcissists want to show off their bodies to women, not men.

by Anonymousreply 1403/01/2013

If I had a body like that I'd LIVE in gyms, swinging it around. Must feel incredible to be slobbered over.

by Anonymousreply 1603/01/2013

No, OP, those guys are gay. Straight men do not flaunt or primp and pose in front of men for sexual and emotional gratification. R15, no, attention is not attention. And, before you say this too, because I'm sure you believe it, a hole is also NOT a hole.

by Anonymousreply 1703/01/2013

"Attention is attention, whatever the source."

No. Straight guys don't want sexual attention from gay men, they are grossed out by it. They want attention from women.

"If I had a body like that I'd LIVE in gyms, swinging it around. Must feel incredible to be slobbered over."

That's because you're gay. Straight guys do NOT want guys slobbering over them.

by Anonymousreply 1803/01/2013

Straight men don't want your 40 + year old asshole - that doesn't take an oracle to figure that out.

by Anonymousreply 2203/01/2013

This thread is useless without photos.

by Anonymousreply 2303/01/2013

How did this once again become about OLD gay men? Tiresome.

by Anonymousreply 2503/01/2013

Okay, R24.

by Anonymousreply 2603/01/2013

I have a good friend, definitely heterosexual, that attracts a lot of attention and gets hit on by gay men. He is always very polite, but turns them down. He always tells me he appreciates the compliment/attention and nothing brightens your day like someone pointing out they think you are attractive. He's probably somewhat unique, but I have never seen anyone so comfortable in their own skin.

by Anonymousreply 2703/01/2013

I agree with you, R27. Those straight men do exist. But it's one thing to be polite and appreciative when a gay man hits on you and it's a totally different thing to go out of your way to make gay men look at you and drool over you.

I think that is what the other posters are talking about.

by Anonymousreply 2803/01/2013

Gosh, the long, drawn out thesis' written about straight men on this web site. Some of you are so very creepy.

by Anonymousreply 3003/01/2013

R29, you should really get a blog.

by Anonymousreply 3103/01/2013

I find that straight guys in their 20's (and urban areas) love attention from gay guys. I'm 27 and that's how all my straight guy friends are. They like attention and once they feel you respect their boundaries, then they become flirtatious and even touchy/affectionate with me.

None of them have every tried having sex with me, nor do I have any interest in having sex with a straight guy, but the light flirting is great!

And yes I believe gay4pay is nothing more than a marketing scheme. Real straight men don't have gay sex unless they're alcoholics, drug-addicts, or have mental issues, but they sure do love attention and flirting.

by Anonymousreply 3303/01/2013

Link please.

by Anonymousreply 3403/01/2013

I wonder how many of those buff young dudes are or would be gay for pay. They must be hurting for cash, because you can either work or work out, but it is difficult to do both.

by Anonymousreply 3603/01/2013

Agree R28, for some reason this guy could walk into a room full of blind lesbians and they would hit on him. He's good looking, but certainly not the best on the planet. It's something about his nature that pulls people in like the sun's gravity. Maybe people can truly recognize a great person when in their presence?

by Anonymousreply 3703/01/2013

Concurring with R27-29, there are attractive and popular women who do the same with lesbians. They'll flirt, sometimes pretty heavily, but ultimately just do not do it with other women. As mentioned, it's an attention/histrionic thing. This specimen can be observed in high concentrations in Hollywood, but also party schools and rehabs everywhere.

by Anonymousreply 3803/01/2013

R5 nailed it early on. Narcissism is narcissism. A lot of guys that work out like validation about their bodies and being made to feel sexy and masculine, they get off on it. It isn't anything that complicated.

Btw what is the deal with the all straight men are homophobic troll? Whatever.

by Anonymousreply 3903/01/2013

[quote] about 204 pounds

That's very specific.....?

by Anonymousreply 4003/01/2013

R39, I think it's bizarre to just say straight men are homophobic, but I do think some straight people (male and female) who hang out with gay people (male and female) can be homophobic. And it doesn't have to do with being closeted--it's one of many superiority trips they construct.

by Anonymousreply 4103/01/2013

Many DLers seem to think the gym is a place for sex, while the vast majority of straight men go there to....I know this will be a shock....WORK OUT.

by Anonymousreply 4203/01/2013

^^^Crap. I forgot to add that I'm R29.

by Anonymousreply 4403/02/2013

[quote]How narrow minded a lot of you are. My trainer also worked as a stripper at gay bars, and said the money was great and he liked the attention. He also had a gorgeous girlfriend. When I was in my early twenties I was a stripper for bachelorette parties and loved the attention I got. I still love it if a woman thinks I'm hot even though I've got zero interest in going any further. So why is no one arguing that I'm a closet hetero?

No, they're NOT marrow minded. They're just plain stupid, don't go to a gym, and are so damn fugly that men, women, and even pit bull dogs run from them.

by Anonymousreply 4503/02/2013

This thread is useless without pictures.

by Anonymousreply 4607/21/2013

So much hate towards other gay men. Heterosexual guys are not a superior type of man.

by Anonymousreply 4707/21/2013

Straight guys love the mirrors at the gym and in the locker room. They like to look at themselves taking their pants off and putting their pants on. I do get a kick out of the shirt lift in front of the mirror on the gym floor especially if the excuse is to wipe the sweat off their face.

When I see a guy stare at himself too much I lose interest. Yes, I know, what a huge loss for them. But they do become a lot less attractive. Nothing like a shy, sexy, unassuming muscled man. Much more appealing.

by Anonymousreply 4907/21/2013

Here's a thought, OP. Maybe the guys don't even know you exist and are just going about their business. It's not all about you, you know.

by Anonymousreply 5007/21/2013

This was exactly the kind of question you could have asked my brother when he came on with ask a straight guy...

Yet he was badgered off.

You all are obsessed with straight men until they offer to open up to you.

by Anonymousreply 5107/21/2013

[quote]This was exactly the kind of question you could have asked my brother when he came on with ask a straight guy...

Not surprising a straight guy would be upset with your brother asking to shoot his load on him.

by Anonymousreply 5207/21/2013

"Poon-tain"? Slayer of poon-tain, no less.

Words fail me. And you too, apparently, r29!

by Anonymousreply 5307/21/2013

We all know from DL and the world of gay porn that the hawter a straight guy is, the more likely he is to be a little gay around the edges.

by Anonymousreply 5407/21/2013

Young straight guys (in their 20s and late teens) generally don't walk around locker rooms naked. They change quickly, so they're only completely naked for 30 seconds, or the really modest ones put their underwear on under a towel. I think the majority of young straights don't love being naked around other men and would be a bit uncomfortable if they thought a gay guy was leering at them in the locker room. There are always exceptions of course, but going on what I see at my gym, if a guy under 40 is walking around the locker room naked he's probably gay.

by Anonymousreply 5507/21/2013

Straight guys are so mysterious and fascinating!

by Anonymousreply 5607/21/2013

This shit is cringe worthy. Seriously. OP,and the rest of you superficial vapid cliches,can make your bodies into muscle-bound beefcake but still not have ANY understanding of yourselves or your place in this world.

I feel pity and disgust for any gay man staring at, pining for, or comparing themselves to straight men. This ridiculous self-loathing gay cliche needs to just fucking STOP.

You're also the same types who put down other gay people for being old,"fat",ugly,poor,or anything not exactly like you and your cloned,insecure "friends". The Bunny Bixler's of the gay world. Sad sad sad.

by Anonymousreply 5707/21/2013

I second that opinion, R57.

by Anonymousreply 5807/21/2013

I generally don't go for the "self-loathing" accusation but R57 is exactly right. OP is making me cringe.

No one with any self-respect is paying attention to "straight cock teases at the gym."

by Anonymousreply 5907/21/2013

oh yes, "straight" guys...

by Anonymousreply 6007/21/2013

[quote]Well, the guy is totally straight--divorced, married again, EIGHT kids, and is just a slayer of poon-tain.

Divorced with eight children and he's only 32? Has he ever heard of a condom? He sounds like a real mess.

by Anonymousreply 6107/21/2013

Out all these "straight" motherfuckers!!!

by Anonymousreply 6207/21/2013

Plenty of those cock teases aren't totally "straight."

by Anonymousreply 6307/24/2013

Way to have some self-respect, OP.

by Anonymousreply 6407/24/2013

I lurve me my cock teases! They get me all warm in the loins!

No worries either, I know nothing will 'happen', and plenty of fist fodder.

by Anonymousreply 6507/24/2013

OP, you do realize that most buff dudes in the gym like looking at themselves in the mirror for their own pleasure and are not trying to tease you in doing so? Most buff gym bros are not thinking about you.

by Anonymousreply 6607/24/2013

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by Anonymousreply 6708/02/2013

Buff gym bros? lol

by Anonymousreply 6808/02/2013

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by Anonymousreply 6908/04/2013

stop being so thirsty, dude.

by Anonymousreply 7008/15/2013

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by Anonymousreply 7101/22/2014

wow

by Anonymousreply 7201/25/2014

I saw a straight guy at my gym who LOVED the attention. I licked my lips with a particularly sultry motion, lifted my International Male caftan three inches to show off my shapely calves, and then he was MINE.

STRAIGHT NO MORE!

by Anonymousreply 7301/25/2014

Christ, honey - stop going to the gym! Work out at home; go to a different gym; get fat, whatever: DEAL.

by Anonymousreply 7401/25/2014

Here's another thought, OP: they're just going about working out and minding their own business and are totally clueless about all this drama you have going on in your head.

by Anonymousreply 7501/25/2014

Some of them just want to see who pays attention to them.

by Anonymousreply 7601/28/2014

[quote]These guys frustrate me to no end.

They enjoy seeing you frustrated, OP.

by Anonymousreply 7701/30/2014

Is "straight" among the gay community considered attractive the way "light skinned" is considered attractive among black people?

by Anonymousreply 7801/30/2014

the straight guys all shake and shimmer and twerk in the locker rooms, that's how we know that they are straight.

by Anonymousreply 7901/30/2014

dudes like him

by Anonymousreply 8105/07/2014

R75 is right about most of them, but there will always be a few who will put on a show for anyone they know who may be gay.

by Anonymousreply 8405/12/2014

Yeah, there's a couple of guys like this at my gym. They strut around the locker and steam rooms like roosters. They squeeze their cocks and love the attention that other guys give them. However, if you reach for it in the steamer, they protest and say, "I'm straight", You know that they go home and jack of furiously to an Undergear catalogue, or a mirror.

by Anonymousreply 8505/12/2014

The tease guys are just trying to see if gay men find them attractive.

by Anonymousreply 8605/16/2014

Get a grip. ALL ABOUT MONEY. you can have any straight guy you just need to be able and willing to pay for it. I loved the wacked out DUPONT HEIR who had a whole harem of hot straight wrestlers , he put them up on his estate and had a different one everyday. they lived even with their wives on the property. Then he had to go bonkers shoot one of them and destroyed it all.

by Anonymousreply 8705/16/2014

yummy

by Anonymousreply 8805/16/2014

[quote]you can have any straight guy you just need to be able and willing to pay for it.

Probably true in many cases.

by Anonymousreply 9005/20/2014

FOR those of you without means. let me confirm. its just a matter of price for any man. Arnold was higher than most. and if anyone wanted his old ass now i am sure for the right amount of millions he would do it again Will smith. I met the guy he kept. its all a matter of how much cash you are willing to part with. and If i know anything, and i know alot. its about THAT.

by Anonymousreply 9106/10/2014

df

by Anonymousreply 9206/19/2014

Why is it with straights and gays; you're either straight or gay. As if bisexuality doesn't exist. Most people are actually bisexual, to a degree.

by Anonymousreply 9306/19/2014

OMG, R91 is STILL HERE.

by Anonymousreply 9406/19/2014

[quote]its just a matter of price for any man.

Not all men, but a lot of men will go down for the right price.

by Anonymousreply 9506/22/2014

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by Anonymousreply 9607/05/2014

dd

by Anonymousreply 9707/19/2014

I have a neighbor here in the suburbs who I never much thought of on way or the other. Very tall German guy with a wife and small child. He runs in the mornings sometimes so I know that he is active. They all know on the block that I am likely gay.

One time a while back I am talking to his wife in the hallway of his house and he started stretching by leaning his long muscular legs (in shorts) against the wall for resistance. He never did go running though. The next time I was over his house was in the back yard just for a few minutes and he had just finished mowing the lawn. He took his shirt off really slowly and he had an undershirt on underneath. It was actually a wifebeater t-shirt. He interrupted his wife to tell her that he is going inside to take a shower and then stretched his arms and really showed off some great arm muscles. Then he looked at me and smiled a bit. I'm starting to think that he is one of those attention whores. I don't mind one bit.

by Anonymousreply 9807/19/2014

pics

by Anonymousreply 9908/16/2014

He sounds vulgar r98.

by Anonymousreply 10008/16/2014

[quote]Straight guys do NOT care what you think about their bodies.

Attention Whores do.

by Anonymousreply 10108/16/2014

I've been going to the gym, working out for over 20 years (I'm 45) very few guys under thirty walk around naked and most of them do the towel dance while getting dressed. I don't believe most straight guys want any gay guys to see their junk. OP is fantasizing.

by Anonymousreply 10208/16/2014

Ah, I wish I had pics sometimes myself. Tall, naturally muscular German guy---full head of dark hair. You can understand it would be kind of awkward for me to find a way to interrupt my conversation with his wife in order to take out my cell phone to snap him stretching in shorts and a wifebeater.

His wife seems completely obsessed with their small son (excessively). I'm guessing this is one of those straight guys who works all day, comes home, and is craving attention. I live in the 'burbs in a house on a small, quiet family street and see this a lot. Ditto some of the husbands I see do the pick-up at daycare (I adopted a baby 5 years ago). I definitely can see now why straight guys cheat. It's not for the sex; it's for the attention (regardless of whether they cheat with a guy or a woman).

I have a friend who is a speech therapist in practice with her husband who is a child psychologist. She told me that what her husband has shared with her is that when husbands are busy working and commuting into the city (I live outside of NYC), the wife tend to substitute the child for their partner. Not sexually. All of the sharing is done with the child rather than the husband. I can't tell you how much I see this occur at my daughter's school.

by Anonymousreply 10308/16/2014

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by Anonymousreply 10408/26/2014

So yeah, most straight guys get changed under their towels and half of them don't even bother to shower at the gym- they just wait till they get home.

But there is a certain sub-species of guy you'll find in areas where there are a lot of gay men who get off on the attention and know what they're doing. And even if, like the trainer someone mentioned earlier, they have a "really hot girlfriend" and all that, I do believe that a lot of them are closet cases or at least somewhere near the middle of the Kinsey scale.

And I agree OP, for the right price a lot of those guys will accept the attention.

How do I know that's true? Because this is DL and every reasonably handsome male is assumed to be gay.

by Anonymousreply 10508/26/2014

I think most men at my gym are queers, especially the bodybuilders. Then again im under the impression most men are gay or a little bi. Too much grab ass and body consciousness for them not to be...yeesh.

by Anonymousreply 10608/26/2014

[quote]I definitely can see now why straight guys cheat. It's not for the sex; it's for the attention (regardless of whether they cheat with a guy or a woman).

You also have the type of guy who no longer gets sex from his wife so he looks for NSA quickie sex from a guy. He's not looking for love or a relationship, just a fast way to get his rocks off.

by Anonymousreply 10708/26/2014

R106, how many of them have you played with?

by Anonymousreply 10808/27/2014

109

by Anonymousreply 10909/06/2014

[quote]He's not looking for love or a relationship, just a fast way to get his rocks off.

That's the way it is with sex at the gym.

by Anonymousreply 11009/07/2014

This thread needs real dude pics

by Anonymousreply 11111/11/2014

ha

by Anonymousreply 11211/30/2014

I am starting to mutually flirt with this hot buff straight-identified dude at the gym. I think he noticed me staring at him over time, and now he always makes a beeline over to me to say hi and smile/nod at me. He sort of looks at me with a mischievous look.

by Anonymousreply 11301/24/2015

R113!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hold your horses...

by Anonymousreply 11401/24/2015

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by Anonymousreply 11501/24/2015
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