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We have no Pope

How have the past three minutes been for you?

by Anonymousreply 3403/13/2013

a true delight

by Anonymousreply 102/28/2013


by Anonymousreply 202/28/2013

Too pooped to Pope

by Anonymousreply 302/28/2013

I never really had a pope, so it's no different.

by Anonymousreply 402/28/2013

Hail Adrian! Satan lives!

by Anonymousreply 502/28/2013

Popelessly devoted to you.

by Anonymousreply 602/28/2013

Pope out!

by Anonymousreply 702/28/2013

Oh, I dedicate a playing of the karaoke version of "What Becomes of the Brokenhearted?" to his piece-of-shit-ness. He provides lyrics.

by Anonymousreply 802/28/2013

I've been unable to pontifficate.

by Anonymousreply 902/28/2013

There is no protocol for this. What if the Vatican turns into party central with no one in charge? Could this finally be the undoing of the Catholic church? Benedict flies off aboard a helicopter and pandimonium ensues.

by Anonymousreply 1002/28/2013

[quote]Benedict flies off aboard a helicopter and pandimonium ensues.

In that place, the only pandemonium that would ensue if if Benedict pulled a papal Lohan and swiped the wardrobe on his way out the door.

They don't care about boffing kids, but don't mess with the Prada pumps.

by Anonymousreply 1102/28/2013

I noticed a lot of the guys coming up to him to kiss his hand had slightly smirking expressions, as if saying "Loser".

Can you imagine what it's like behind closed doors, the politics, the intrigue? Men who aren't getting laid get real catty.

by Anonymousreply 1202/28/2013

Whip up a smoothie of ex-lax* and prune juice. You'll have pope in about an hour.

by Anonymousreply 1302/28/2013


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by Anonymousreply 1502/28/2013

Bummer. All of God's missives are going straight to voice mail.

by Anonymousreply 1602/28/2013

We haven't had a Pope several times in the past fifty years and many of us are still here.

by Anonymousreply 1702/28/2013

Wafer-eating Papists make me sick.

by Anonymousreply 1802/28/2013

Time for a remake of The Red Shoes

by Anonymousreply 1902/28/2013

Nah nah naaaah nah

Nah nah nahaah nah

Hey, heyyyy


by Anonymousreply 2002/28/2013

[quote]There is no protocol for this. What if the Vatican turns into party central with no one in charge? Could this finally be the undoing of the Catholic church? Benedict flies off aboard a helicopter and pandimonium ensues

Just wait....

by Anonymousreply 2102/28/2013

Liberating. We should do this more often.

by Anonymousreply 2202/28/2013

Feels like it did before: no one is in charge.

by Anonymousreply 2302/28/2013

Hopefully there won't be another one for a few thousand years. These "Popes" create more trouble than good.

by Anonymousreply 2402/28/2013

I feel abandoned. To whom should I turn to for spiritual guidance? Cher? Help!

by Anonymousreply 2502/28/2013

If you have been wearing long frocks for years, do you suppose it's difficult to go back to wearing pants?

by Anonymousreply 2602/28/2013

R25 (the ) Madonna, of course!

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by Anonymousreply 2802/28/2013

We must now be patient and soon the Cardinals with the help of the Holy Spirit will choose our new Holy Father.

by Anonymousreply 2902/28/2013

Now that the Vatican is without a leader, Rome should invade Vatican City and dismantle the Holy See like it should've done back when it conquered the Papal States. An invasion of VC should only take about half an hour, with minimal casualties.

by Anonymousreply 3002/28/2013

The sky was so blue that day, the shoes were so red...

by Anonymousreply 3102/28/2013

This is not going to end well. You all know it.

by Anonymousreply 3202/28/2013

I shall alert the media. Then make popecorn.

by Anonymousreply 3302/28/2013

Fall on your knees gurls, we got one. Yea!!!

by Anonymousreply 3403/13/2013
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