How have the past three minutes been for you?
We have no Pope
|by Anonymous||reply 34||03/13/2013|
a true delight
|by Anonymous||reply 1||02/28/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 2||02/28/2013|
Too pooped to Pope
|by Anonymous||reply 3||02/28/2013|
I never really had a pope, so it's no different.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||02/28/2013|
Hail Adrian! Satan lives!
|by Anonymous||reply 5||02/28/2013|
Popelessly devoted to you.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||02/28/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 7||02/28/2013|
Oh, I dedicate a playing of the karaoke version of "What Becomes of the Brokenhearted?" to his piece-of-shit-ness. He provides lyrics.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||02/28/2013|
I've been unable to pontifficate.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||02/28/2013|
There is no protocol for this. What if the Vatican turns into party central with no one in charge? Could this finally be the undoing of the Catholic church? Benedict flies off aboard a helicopter and pandimonium ensues.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||02/28/2013|
[quote]Benedict flies off aboard a helicopter and pandimonium ensues.
In that place, the only pandemonium that would ensue if if Benedict pulled a papal Lohan and swiped the wardrobe on his way out the door.
They don't care about boffing kids, but don't mess with the Prada pumps.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||02/28/2013|
I noticed a lot of the guys coming up to him to kiss his hand had slightly smirking expressions, as if saying "Loser".
Can you imagine what it's like behind closed doors, the politics, the intrigue? Men who aren't getting laid get real catty.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||02/28/2013|
Whip up a smoothie of ex-lax* and prune juice. You'll have pope in about an hour.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||02/28/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 14||02/28/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 15||02/28/2013|
Bummer. All of God's missives are going straight to voice mail.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||02/28/2013|
We haven't had a Pope several times in the past fifty years and many of us are still here.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||02/28/2013|
Wafer-eating Papists make me sick.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||02/28/2013|
Time for a remake of The Red Shoes
|by Anonymous||reply 19||02/28/2013|
Nah nah naaaah nah
Nah nah nahaah nah
|by Anonymous||reply 20||02/28/2013|
[quote]There is no protocol for this. What if the Vatican turns into party central with no one in charge? Could this finally be the undoing of the Catholic church? Benedict flies off aboard a helicopter and pandimonium ensues
|by Anonymous||reply 21||02/28/2013|
Liberating. We should do this more often.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||02/28/2013|
Feels like it did before: no one is in charge.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||02/28/2013|
Hopefully there won't be another one for a few thousand years. These "Popes" create more trouble than good.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||02/28/2013|
I feel abandoned. To whom should I turn to for spiritual guidance? Cher? Help!
|by Anonymous||reply 25||02/28/2013|
If you have been wearing long frocks for years, do you suppose it's difficult to go back to wearing pants?
|by Anonymous||reply 26||02/28/2013|
R25 (the ) Madonna, of course!
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|by Anonymous||reply 28||02/28/2013|
We must now be patient and soon the Cardinals with the help of the Holy Spirit will choose our new Holy Father.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||02/28/2013|
Now that the Vatican is without a leader, Rome should invade Vatican City and dismantle the Holy See like it should've done back when it conquered the Papal States. An invasion of VC should only take about half an hour, with minimal casualties.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||02/28/2013|
The sky was so blue that day, the shoes were so red...
|by Anonymous||reply 31||02/28/2013|
This is not going to end well. You all know it.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||02/28/2013|
I shall alert the media. Then make popecorn.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||02/28/2013|
Fall on your knees gurls, we got one. Yea!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 34||03/13/2013|