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I want Jamie Bell to piss on my face

I want him to cover my body with his urine.

I want him to mark his territory all over my skin.

I want to carry his smell on me for days afterward.

by Anonymousreply 1403/02/2013

I'm glad you've raised this topic, because frankly you never tell us what you want from Jamie Bell.

by Anonymousreply 102/28/2013


by Anonymousreply 202/28/2013

Haven't you already done this thread?

And wasn't it "meh" the first time around?

It's not getting better.

by Anonymousreply 302/28/2013

I couldn't believe this when I read it. The only celebrity I have seen that close up was Jamie Bell, and he was pissing next to me in a restaurant men's room in LA. I tried subtly to peek, not successful. Then the SMELL started to come up. My God, what could he possibly have been eating!? It was like death! I actually interrupted my own stream and got out of there fast before I died myself.

by Anonymousreply 402/28/2013

He looks like he would eat canned cheese on store brand wheat wafers.

by Anonymousreply 502/28/2013

R4, the only thing I can think of that really makes pee smell is asparagus. And it is a rank odor.

by Anonymousreply 602/28/2013

R4, how big was he? Was he uncut?

by Anonymousreply 702/28/2013

R4 = Queen Bee

by Anonymousreply 802/28/2013

OP of the other thread here, r3. Just wanted to point out that I'm not the OP of this one - I guess it's supposed to be a parody of mine.

by Anonymousreply 902/28/2013

admit it though, you really do want him to piss you up

by Anonymousreply 1002/28/2013

Correct, R9. People mistakenly thought that I was you. I thought I would parody your graphic thread about Jamie Bell with one of my own. Do you like it?

by Anonymousreply 1103/01/2013

R4 reporting in - for purposes of my story - prominently uncut, slightly above average size and, yes, asparagusy.

by Anonymousreply 1203/01/2013

What does "prominently uncut" mean?

by Anonymousreply 1303/02/2013

Like when you have what is already a bit of a chubby, plus a fairly large head, and the foreskin just piles on in rolls and rolls and hangs off the end while FINALLY coming to little round pucker.

by Anonymousreply 1403/02/2013
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