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The Pope wants people to call him His Holiness Benedict ....

...but we're all going to call him the Dowager Pope aren't we?

by Anonymousreply 2003/01/2013

He will now be known as the Pope Mother.

by Anonymousreply 102/26/2013

Will be scrubbing the palace floors to earn his keep, like in the Song of Bernadette?

by Anonymousreply 202/26/2013

If you quit the job, you don't get to keep the title and I should know...

by Anonymousreply 302/26/2013

I think "[italic]Rat[/italic]" suits him better.

by Anonymousreply 402/26/2013

Call him anything you like except late for altar boy initiation.

by Anonymousreply 502/26/2013

I'm clling him the aids infested arse pirate pedophile, bitch

by Anonymousreply 602/26/2013

He's lucky they won't be calling him "Inmate # 362722!"

by Anonymousreply 702/26/2013

Well, he will have the OFFICIAL title of : "Biggest disaster in the history of Popedom." He leaves a church in shambles, torn apart by scandal. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

by Anonymousreply 802/26/2013

How about Mein Führer?

by Anonymousreply 902/27/2013

No. We will just call him a boy in a dress.

by Anonymousreply 1002/27/2013

R1 wins

by Anonymousreply 1102/27/2013

May I suggest the Pope Dowager?

by Anonymousreply 1202/27/2013

How about Eggs Benedict? Or just "Eggs"? Certainly looks like he's sucked a lot of rotten ones.

by Anonymousreply 1302/27/2013

How about the Dowager Cuntess?

by Anonymousreply 1402/27/2013

Pope Nazi Kiddie Fucker, has a nice ring to it.

by Anonymousreply 1502/27/2013

Is Holy Cunt already taken?

by Anonymousreply 1602/28/2013

So after the next guy is elected pope, he'll be "his holiness."

But what if they first pope, says, "I'm his holiness too."

And then someone will have to decide who's holier than thou?

by Anonymousreply 1703/01/2013

I'll call him my boy as usual.

by Anonymousreply 1803/01/2013

More like his hole-iness.

by Anonymousreply 1903/01/2013

I humbly suggest: The Un-Pope.

by Anonymousreply 2003/01/2013
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