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Let's pretend we're a Ryan Murphy show!

I'm the shaggy-haired blond actor with a swimmer's build!

Please don't make me take my shirt off in this scene, Mr. Murphy. Please...

by Anonymousreply 3304/11/2013

I'm his exposed nipples.

by Anonymousreply 102/26/2013

I'm a stereotypical sassy black character who likes to roll my eyes, snap my head and say sarcastic one liners.

by Anonymousreply 202/26/2013

I'm Pepper! Remember me?

by Anonymousreply 302/26/2013

OP, just shut the fuck up and bend over. And no, I don't have a condom.

But I do care for you.

by Anonymousreply 402/26/2013

I'm ratings. I'm good in the first season and then not so much...

by Anonymousreply 502/26/2013

I'm the young gay male character who lives up to every imaginable stereotype! Watch me squeal in delight when I find the perfect pair of shoes or hear a Lady Gaga song coming on!

by Anonymousreply 602/26/2013

I'm the long-story document for the entire season that gets trashed after ep. 6., lying in pieces on the office floor.

by Anonymousreply 702/26/2013

I am the writers who write in and out Murphy's boytoys ... uhm, I mean the legit actors who fell out of Murphy's favor.

by Anonymousreply 802/26/2013

I am the celebrity guest star who gets a whole episode written around his or her guest character. That sure strokes my ego! Ryan Murphy is my best friend from now on.

by Anonymousreply 902/26/2013

I'm the preachy, hot topic SERIOUS ISSUE plotline of the week that will be forgotten by next episode.

by Anonymousreply 1002/26/2013

I'm Matt Bomer.

by Anonymousreply 1102/26/2013

I'm the rude, amoral, 'loveable bitch' character that takes a break from bullying every character to preach to the audience how HORRIBLE and DESTRUCTIVE bullying is.

by Anonymousreply 1202/26/2013

I'm the down syndrome character who always has a cute quip.

by Anonymousreply 1302/26/2013

I'm the pregnancy storyline.

by Anonymousreply 1402/26/2013

I'm the annoying cunty bitch and no one ever really calls me out on it.

by Anonymousreply 1502/26/2013

I'm the gay guy who is masculine and not a femme stereotype, who you will never see on any of Ryan Murphy's shows.

by Anonymousreply 1602/26/2013

I'm the girls' restroom at the high school. Bitch fights and wistful stares in the mirror are my speciality.

by Anonymousreply 1702/26/2013

I'm the script that started out great but has gone off the rails by the end of the first season.

by Anonymousreply 1802/26/2013

I'm the shameless mugging for the wobblycam, so puerile it would make a vaudevillian roll his eyes.

by Anonymousreply 1902/27/2013

I'm NeNe . Bleep.

by Anonymousreply 2002/27/2013

I'm the preachy child with a pair if glasses.

by Anonymousreply 2103/01/2013

I'm chest hair.

I'm not welcome on this show.

by Anonymousreply 2203/01/2013

I'm the bad boy with a heart of gold.

by Anonymousreply 2303/01/2013

I am the song that's for sale on itunes. Even when the show pretends that was never the intention.

by Anonymousreply 2403/01/2013

I am the $25 royalty check I receive at the end of the year for the five chart-topping Glee singles I sung.

by Anonymousreply 2503/01/2013

I'm Cory Monteith. I can neither sing nor dance. Well, I can't really act, either. And I'm not particularly attractive. No one buys me as a teenager. So why would Ryan Murphy even hire me to star in Glee? Oh. Right.

by Anonymousreply 2603/01/2013

Cory, I like it when you sing.

"It's a beautiful night..."

by Anonymousreply 2703/01/2013

I'm the aging, butterface lead who looks like he's taking a huge dump in his Dockers whenever he sings.

by Anonymousreply 2803/01/2013

I'm the would-be gay storyline that is dangled in front the audience like a carrot, but never actually materializes.

by Anonymousreply 2903/01/2013

I'm the Entertainment Weekly cover with aforementioned cast of adorable misfits... In a month, I line the bird cage.

by Anonymousreply 3003/01/2013

I'm the hair gel.

by Anonymousreply 3103/02/2013

He's back!!!!! Ryan Murphy has just sold another show, this time to HBO. Heres EW's take:

"How many scripted series can one man shepherd at the same time? For Ryan Murphy, at least, the answer may soon be “four.” EW has confirmed that the mastermind behind Glee, American Horror Story, and The New Normal has sold yet another pilot: Open, a “modern, provocative exploration of human sexuality and relationships” co-written with Dexter co-executive producer Lauren Gussis. HBO has ordered the pilot; Deadline first reported the sale Wednesday night."

by Anonymousreply 3204/11/2013

That's funny r4, as if anyone thinks Ryan Murphy is a top

by Anonymousreply 3304/11/2013
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