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How on earth can watersports be safe?

I purchased a trial at Lucasraunch because my new porn crush Tomas Brand did a video for them and I'm confused as to how safe pissing into someone's mouth or into someone else's ass is, because apparently that is what watersports is all about (I just assumed they pissed on each other's torsos and called it a day.)

by Anonymousreply 3502/28/2013

or tasteful

by Anonymousreply 102/26/2013

...and with waterways so polluted these days....

by Anonymousreply 202/26/2013

Urine is sterile.

by Anonymousreply 302/26/2013

You can sterilize anything. I can sterilize a pin, but I wouldn't put it in my mouth

Sick fucks.

by Anonymousreply 402/26/2013

Only offensive if the pisser has recently eaten asparagus.

by Anonymousreply 502/26/2013

I knew a guy who wanted me to piss in his mouth. Before I would go to see him, I would drink lots of Coca Cola which made it taste sweeter. After a few times, I couldn't see him any longer. The smell turned me off.

by Anonymousreply 602/26/2013

r3 is correct. It's a lot safer than the sex most people have. But if you're not turned on by it, I guess that's not much help. But for me, a cute boy pissing is fucking hot.

The more the pisser drinks, the better.

No coffee. And absolutely no asparagus.

by Anonymousreply 702/26/2013

I dated a human pissoir. I couldn't take it past three "dates" (partly because I lived in the Village and he lived near Columbia, and I didn't my roommate to know).

by Anonymousreply 802/26/2013

Here's how you do it

by Anonymousreply 902/26/2013

It's like eating ass. It seems so hot but when it comes down to it I just can't.

by Anonymousreply 1002/26/2013

"Urine is sterile."

You can drink it.

by Anonymousreply 1102/26/2013

and you can bet that Brad Pitt has drunk it, too.

by Anonymousreply 1202/26/2013

I can see some y'all never took Biology 101.

Piss is NOT sterile. Where did you get that idea, another urban legend?

Have you ever looked at a drop of urine on a microscope slide? It looks like a freaking Fellini movie down there.

by Anonymousreply 1302/26/2013

Hey, I like Fellini.

I went through an experimental phase with WS a few years back.

I always asked if the pissee was taking drugs because it's a good way to get really high without meaning to.

And I certainly didn't want any secondhand prescription drugs in my system.

But if you want to feel naughty and transgressive, give it a go.

by Anonymousreply 1402/26/2013

I'll have a urine and 7 on the rocks.

by Anonymousreply 1502/26/2013

beer or water piss tastes great. food piss is bitter.

by Anonymousreply 1602/26/2013

Better check that biology book, R13. Except in the case of an active urinary tract infection, urine as produced in the kidneys is sterile. It CAN pick up bacteria in the lower tract and genitals on the way out, but that's nothing different than you'd pick up by sucking cock.

by Anonymousreply 1702/26/2013

It's never been something I fantasised about or sought out, but I have to say that when a couple of cute guys have asked me to piss on/in them, it's been fucking hot. The stomach is a hostile environment for bacteria so there's not that much risk in drinking it (and it doesn't contain much bacteria when it's fresh from the tap, so to speak, although they do colonise it quickly). A lot of people used to, and still do, think any gay sex was harmful to one's health. Each to their own but try not to judge too harshly something you have never experienced.

by Anonymousreply 1802/26/2013

The only thing to say when it comes to sex and excrement of any kind:

by Anonymousreply 1902/26/2013

Ew. At this thread. And some of you.

by Anonymousreply 2002/26/2013

I'm a little thirsty. Could you wring out a couple of diapers for me?

by Anonymousreply 2102/26/2013

Piss is NOT sterile, for one thing you piss out tons of molecules of Calcium and its sulfates.

by Anonymousreply 2202/26/2013

I don't think R22 knows what sterile means.

by Anonymousreply 2302/26/2013

[quote]Piss is NOT sterile, for one thing you piss out tons of molecules of Calcium and its sulfates.

Sterility has nothing to do with what molecular compounds are in a substance.

by Anonymousreply 2402/26/2013

The thought of getting ANYONE'S piss in my mouth makes me gag!

by Anonymousreply 2502/26/2013

[quote]t's a lot safer than the sex most people have.

indeed, a LOT of ignorant people on this thread.

by Anonymousreply 2602/26/2013

R22, you do realize that calcium and sulfates are considered medically sterile. PATHOGENS and their presence make a tissue or substance non-sterile.

by Anonymousreply 2702/26/2013

Piss is pretty sterile so long as there is no urinary tract infection present. But sterility isn't everything. Urine may also contain toxins.

by Anonymousreply 2802/26/2013

Someone who's done it, please tell us - what does it actually taste like? Do you consider it flavorful?

by Anonymousreply 2902/26/2013

[quote]Urine may also contain toxins.

and the uric acid eventually, with lots of drinking, can cause gout. But that's nothing compared to sero-converting after getting fucked once, which is possible.

by Anonymousreply 3002/26/2013

R29, like nothing, or anything. it totally depends. Really watery piss tastes well, warm. that's the biggest characteristic. Strong piss can be revolting. most is in between.

by Anonymousreply 3102/26/2013

You people are pigs.

by Anonymousreply 3202/27/2013

Never heard of Tomas Brand. You've got good taste OP. He's hot and his big ol'dick is beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 3302/27/2013

I drink glasses of partner's. I find it hot. He also fills me.

by Anonymousreply 3402/28/2013

It's not my favorite thing, but I'll do it

by Anonymousreply 3502/28/2013
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