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Any Women Wish They Had A Cock, Or Are Curious What One Is Like?

You'd be able to fuck your girlfriends naturally too.

Guys have admitted to being curious as to what having a pussy would be like.

by Anonymousreply 7303/13/2015

Call me a martyr, but I wouldn't wish my pussy on my worst enemy.

by Anonymousreply 302/26/2013

Men fucking women isn't natural. If it was, women would come from it every time the way men do.

But I can make a woman come every time, and her me -- that seems more "natural" to me.

by Anonymousreply 502/26/2013

No but I do have prostate envy.

by Anonymousreply 702/26/2013

I wish I could be a man for a month. To feel what it's like to walk anywhere without being checked out, hit on or dismissed; to be comfortable most anywhere and travel a little more easily. And to know what it feels like to bang a woman without knowing, liking or being attracted to her over and over again without impunity.

To pee freely on road trips would be great!

by Anonymousreply 802/26/2013

not I

by Anonymousreply 902/26/2013

I'm a dude and wish I had a vag.

by Anonymousreply 1002/26/2013

*with impunity

by Anonymousreply 1102/26/2013

Yes, I'm curious.

by Anonymousreply 1202/26/2013

Goddess Forbid!

by Anonymousreply 1302/26/2013

Only if I could avoid ever looking at it.

by Anonymousreply 1402/26/2013

R5, Some girls come every time with a man.

R2, Freud was dead wrong. Girls get spoiled rotten.

by Anonymousreply 1502/26/2013

I have, I admit it. I'm curious about the sensation, and having sex with a woman that way.

It would be ideal to have the power Curtis had on the later seasons of Misfits, where he could turn into the female version of himself whenever he wanted. He had sex with his love interest as a man and a woman.

by Anonymousreply 1602/26/2013

No, never wanted one of my own.

by Anonymousreply 1802/27/2013

It's funny, the delusions some of you posit to protect your own situation.

by Anonymousreply 1902/27/2013

Nope and nope.

by Anonymousreply 2002/27/2013

R15, you lie.

by Anonymousreply 2102/27/2013

"You'd be able to fuck your girlfriends naturally too"

We do fuck [italic]naturally[/italic], with our hands or a strap-on or whatever we feel like doing.

by Anonymousreply 2202/27/2013

Penises are sweaty, smelly and ugly and impractical. When you think about it It isn't really "natural" to have the important reproductive organs all hanging outside of the body where they can get hurt. They're also have more nerve endings and are more sensitive than any single spot on a woman's body. And the call women the "more sensitive" sex?

by Anonymousreply 2302/27/2013

I am very glad not to have a cock on a permanent basis, but I'd love to have one for a day or two, just to find out what it's like.

by Anonymousreply 2402/27/2013

If I grew a dick, I'd have to buy new slacks and I can't afford that expense right now.

I might have some old mumus from my Hawaii vacation, so, maybe.

by Anonymousreply 2502/27/2013

Not always, R23. I'd love to have a penis while trekking in the woods or while going to clubs. Much easier to pee, no matter how filthy the surroundings. Plus, much easier to write your name in the snow.

by Anonymousreply 2602/27/2013

R21, You are NOT me, so why would you call me a liar? Or are you just jealous?

R23, To each his own but I think penises are very beautiful when attached to an extremely kind man.

by Anonymousreply 2702/27/2013

Sitting down to pee.

by Anonymousreply 2802/27/2013

I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

by Anonymousreply 2902/27/2013

I think a vag would be like having a hole cut into your flesh, with guys sticking things in it.

by Anonymousreply 3002/27/2013

YES, most definitely.

by Anonymousreply 3102/28/2013

I never really wanted a cock until: I wanted to hold a womans legs up on my shoulders while I push my swollen rock hard cock against the tender insides and feel the barrier that is her cervix. I want to grind my cock into her as deep as her pussy will allow. I want to feel her swollen clit against my bush. I want to walk holding her and as I walk I bounce her deliberately on the rigid wrist-thick meat that has erupted from my groin she squirms and squeals and she moistens my cock with her weeping pussy. All the while she is digging her fingernails into my shoulders. Now I know that stuff can happen to people but I tried a strapon...I did everything that I dreamed except walking her around on the dick head. It feels powerful to be an impaler.

by Anonymousreply 3202/28/2013

So it was a good experience, R32? That's nice to hear. I've always wondered if some people find strap-ons satisfying.

I would only want a respectably-sized one, but for many reasons. There’s the convenience thing, although women can push their pee out faster. It’s generally more predictable to get off, and orgasm is generally less dependent upon the size and shape of your partner’s equipment.

Then, as you mentioned, there's the power trip we’ve constructed out of the phallus. I had an “unfortunate childhood,” and it was ingrained in me, like so many others, that the ones who could penetrate were the ones with the power. I’ve had rage and urges to “get even” with perpetrators in my life, but there’s nothing to penetrate with, if that makes sense. So there’s that psychological component as well.

Also, consider the Beyonce song, “If I Were a Boy.” Yes, women can be bitchy to each other. But, sometimes women just understand what other women want/need. The only thing keeping the two from dating may be that one or both is simply after the status of dick, and/or would never let themselves be in a same-sex relationship. I think if we could switch our genitalia at will to suit a partner that we understand intimately, it would be awesome.

I don’t understand men who want pussies (and there are obviously no shortage of them), or even gay men who seem to liken their assholes to vaginas (uhm, not quite). Penises command all the power in our society. As long as I’m attracted to a person, I think both penis and vulva are hot. Balls, boobs, and asses don’t do much for me at all. But I wish all humans could either morph sexes or have the same anatomy.

by Anonymousreply 3303/01/2013

I agree with r24, it'd be interesting to try out the whole cock and balls package for a temporary period, mostly to experience sexual sensations and such, but I can't say I'd want to have to deal with it on a regular basis. Except for the convenience of peeing just about anywhere, it seems to me that it would be really impractical.

by Anonymousreply 3403/01/2013

No, naive OP, I wouldn't.

"You'd be able to fuck your girlfriends naturally too." Disregarding whatever "naturally" means, if my girlfriend wanted to be fucked by a cock then she'd be with a man. She is not attracted to penises and prefers women, which is why she's with a woman. Oh, and if my girlfriend suddenly grew a cock I'd have to reconsider our relationship.

R32 doesn't sound like a lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 3503/01/2013

"R5 Some girls come every time with a man."

What does that mean? A woman can come with anyone who provides clitoral stimulation. Or is porn the only thing you know about women? No to OP's question. I haven't been curious about that since I was 10 years old.

by Anonymousreply 3603/01/2013

R36, I am female and I rarely watch porn, especially knowing that it's faked. I was responding to an earlier post from a lesbian who stated that she could always make her girlfriend come, and that women usually faked it with a man. I just disagreed with her post; she shouldn't generalize about females.

I will agree with you that clitoral stimulation, after an emotional connection, works wonders.

by Anonymousreply 3703/01/2013

oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

by Anonymousreply 3803/01/2013

r32 is Tig Notaro. EEEEEEEEW.

by Anonymousreply 3903/01/2013

R30, you couldn't be more wrong.

by Anonymousreply 4003/02/2013

No, I don't think I'd be able to walk. Plus, the ball sacks are so ugly. Yuck! It's so weird are the dick and the balls are squished into pants.

Vages rule!

by Anonymousreply 4103/02/2013

I'm mainly curious about what a male sex drive feels like vs. a female sex drive.

by Anonymousreply 4203/02/2013

[quote]I think a vag would be like having a hole cut into your flesh, with guys sticking things in it.

As a woman, I agree with this to some extent. But only if you're a female who would rather be doing the penetrating. But that, too, is a mood that can fluctuate. The other instance for this would be if you're taken advantage of, or have an attitude that goes along with that.

by Anonymousreply 4303/02/2013

"I think a vag would be like having a hole cut into your flesh, with guys sticking things in it"

You mean like your ass?

by Anonymousreply 4403/02/2013

Nah, I'll pass. I don't like dicks, and straight women don't seem to get much out of them (except psychologically) considering how few can come except from oral. Since I don't like dick, I can't picture my girlfriend enjoying it if I got one.

Pretty happy with the lady parts, although I'd certainly take the side benefits of being a man (larger dating pool of women than a lesbian, higher pay).

by Anonymousreply 4503/02/2013

Yes, I would like one for the day and fuck as many women as I could. Then I'll take my vagina back.

by Anonymousreply 4603/02/2013

[quote]They're also have more nerve endings and are more sensitive than any single spot on a woman's body.

And that's bad because...?

by Anonymousreply 4703/02/2013

[quote]They're also have more nerve endings and are more sensitive than any single spot on a woman's body.

I thought the clitoris had the highest concentration of nerve endings?

by Anonymousreply 4803/02/2013

Of course, R48.

by Anonymousreply 4903/02/2013

It ain't all that.

by Anonymousreply 5003/02/2013

Was it in the movie BRIDGET JONES' DIARY where the gals all swaggered around thrusting their hips forward thoroughly mocking the idea? I found that kind of funny, reminding me of Blackadder's ridiculous over-sized codpiece.

by Anonymousreply 5103/02/2013

any women or man that says men fucking women isn't natural is an IDIOT. I don't bash or judge gays, but you have to realize sex isn't for ENJOYMENT. It's FUN, but the purpose for sex is to HAVE BABIES and continue the HUMAN RACE. If two women, or two men can't make children that how is that more natural then a man and a woman?

Idiots...

by Anonymousreply 5203/13/2015

Why do feminine white guy guys use the word "cock" so much? It's "dick."

by Anonymousreply 5303/13/2015

A lot of straight women talk about who ugly they think cocks are. It's odd.

by Anonymousreply 5403/13/2015

I know what a cock is like and that's why I wouldn't want one myself.

by Anonymousreply 5503/13/2015

STFU, idiot @r53. You're a dick.

by Anonymousreply 5603/13/2015

It's not all it's cracked up to be.

by Anonymousreply 5703/13/2015

r52 must be a 12 year old Catholic gurl.

by Anonymousreply 5803/13/2015

I wish I had a weekend with a pussy to see what it was like.

by Anonymousreply 5903/13/2015

No. Totally unnecessary.

R30, have you ever heard of the most important part of the female anatomy, the clitoris?

by Anonymousreply 6003/13/2015

R58, you must be a porn-fed virgin

by Anonymousreply 6103/13/2015

"Some girls come every time with a man"

Girls and men? That's pedophilia.

This stupid thread has become one of those dumb DL men vs women competitions.

by Anonymousreply 6203/13/2015

No, because I think cocks, especially those grotesque hairy balls are super ugly.

by Anonymousreply 6303/13/2015

Why would a woman want a cock? A relatively attractive woman can get all the cock she wants 24-7. It must be great to be a woman, seriously, all that straight cock to pick and choose from. I'd be the biggest whore in the world if I were a straight attractive female.

by Anonymousreply 6403/13/2015

[quote]Why would a woman want a cock?

To fuck her girlfriend with, Einstein.

by Anonymousreply 6503/13/2015

I'd like to have a cock for a day, just to find out what it's like. On a permanent basis, hell no.

by Anonymousreply 6603/13/2015

I feel the same way about pussy, R66. With my luck that "one day" would be my period.

by Anonymousreply 6703/13/2015

No because a dick couldn't provide 12 orgasms in an hour like my vagina does. Female orgasms last also much longer than men's so sexually no way. The only great thing about a dick would be pissing anywhere and the absence of periods! That must be great.

by Anonymousreply 6803/13/2015

If women enjoy their vaginas so much why are they not into sex as much as men? And don't tell me that they are but keep it to themselves! Or are lesbians just more sexual than straight women?

by Anonymousreply 6903/13/2015

[quote]I feel the same way about pussy, [R66]. With my luck that "one day" would be my period.

Well, you'd need more parts than the pussy alone to have a period, r67, so just make sure your imaginary arrangement is pussy-only.

by Anonymousreply 7003/13/2015

I think you're incorrect, R23. Cock heads and clits have the same number of nerve endings. But because the clit has those nerve endings in a much smaller amount of tissue, since the nerve are closer together, it is more sensitive than a cock head.

by Anonymousreply 7103/13/2015

R69, most straight men ignore the clitoris. Other women don't.

by Anonymousreply 7203/13/2015

As Howard Stern once said, if he had breasts he'd never get out of the house.

by Anonymousreply 7303/13/2015
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