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J'ai volé tout le chemin de la France pour cette merde?

Emmauelle Riva

by Anonymousreply 3502/26/2013

Oui vous avez fait.

by Anonymousreply 102/25/2013

Enface de l'eglise, OP, enface de l'eglise.

by Anonymousreply 202/25/2013

Vous etes un gros cochon!

by Anonymousreply 302/25/2013

Marion Cotillard for Best Actress in Nine!

by Anonymousreply 402/25/2013

Suce mon cul!

by Anonymousreply 502/25/2013

Oh oui je t'aime

Moi non plus

Oh mon amour...

Comme la vague irrésolue

by Anonymousreply 602/25/2013

Vous avez un gros cornichon.

by Anonymousreply 702/25/2013

I dragged my ass out of France for this shit?

Then somebody calls someone a pig.

Suck my ass.

Isn't cornichon a chicken?

by Anonymousreply 802/25/2013

Je ne l'ai jamais vu

by Anonymousreply 902/25/2013

"You stole all the road in France for this shit?"

What are you trying to say, hun?

by Anonymousreply 1002/25/2013

R8, "un cornichon" is a pickle, chicken is "une poule".

by Anonymousreply 1102/25/2013

You're trying to say "I flew all the way from France for this shit!" but it doesn't work.

by Anonymousreply 1202/26/2013

"J'ai fait tout ce chemin depuis la france pour cette merde?" is working though. Poor poor Emmanuelle Riva...

by Anonymousreply 1302/26/2013

She would probably say "pour ces conneries" not "pour cette merde".

by Anonymousreply 1402/26/2013

"I flew all the way from France for this shit."

ta gueule, vieille bique !

by Anonymousreply 1502/26/2013

No Emmanuelle would probably say "pour ces bêtises"! And then blush!

by Anonymousreply 1602/26/2013

I traveled all the roads of France for this shit.

by Anonymousreply 1702/26/2013

Quelles salopes sur ce site de merde.

by Anonymousreply 1802/26/2013

Sirla pone dahvyinon, y'all!

by Anonymousreply 1902/26/2013

R12 Google likes it. Or maybe it reads DL. Wo knows with them.

by Anonymousreply 2002/26/2013

NO man, she's saying:

I stole the whole road of France for this shit.

(voler= to steal; un voleur = a thief)

Believe me. I'm smart. I went to Princeton. I have two Oscars.

by Anonymousreply 2102/26/2013

I just used google translate...blame them if it doesn't make sense. The only French I know is Les Miserables.

by Anonymousreply 2202/26/2013

Damn the webmaster is a dumb fuck. Who the hell shuts down a gay gossip board during the oscars? What a fucking retard.

by Anonymousreply 2302/26/2013

La plume de ma tante est sur la table.

by Anonymousreply 2402/26/2013

r21: Jodie went to Yale, not Princeton. Do keep up.

And Emmanuelle Riva deserved to win, but she didn't campaign. (Good for her).

At least she has the French Oscar and BAFTA plus several prestigious US critics awards under her belt.

JL has a fetid GG, a cringeworthy SNL appearance, plus an Oscar everybody already says wasn't deserved.

Oh, and the Palme d'Or for Amour was awarded to Haneke AND Riva/JLT. That's a first in the history of the Cannes film festival - its president (Nanni Moretti) made sure not only the director received the prize, but the two leads on top of that. (He wasn't allowed to give them acting prizes, as the Palme d'Or film mustn't include acting winners, under the festival rules).

Riva made film history. JLaw.. not so much.

by Anonymousreply 2502/26/2013

Oh for fuck's sake. I wanted Riva to win too.

But I'm not going to crap all over Jennifer Lawrence, a rare talent in young Hollywood, because of it.

If Riva feels she travelled all that way for this shit, it would be because the oscars show was a nightmare this year. An ordeal just to sit through at home, let alone in the Kodak. And not because of Jennifer Lawrence.

by Anonymousreply 2602/26/2013

"Mais ou sont les Oscars d'antan ?

by Anonymousreply 2702/26/2013

And on her birthday, too.

I think people didn't vote for her because they thought she starred in that soft porn classic "Emmanuelle." No one wants to imagine an octogenarian naked!

by Anonymousreply 2802/26/2013

Judging from this thread, her French is awful.

by Anonymousreply 2902/26/2013

Merde, je me suis rasé les aiselles pour cela ?

Donnez-moi une putain de fumée.

by Anonymousreply 3002/26/2013

R22/OP, that's the problem with machine translators, they can't read context.

Although "voler" correctly means "to fly" (as well as "to steal"), you can't use "J'ai volé" in this context unless you're Superman, a bird, or some mythical creature that can flap its wings across the oceans. You take a plane and the plane flies you over.

[italic]"J'ai pris l'avion[/italic] tout le chemin de France pour [italic]ces conneries ?"[/italic]

Or, [italic]"Je suis venue ..."[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 3102/26/2013

tout le chemin DEPUIS France, r31. Not 'de' France.

by Anonymousreply 3202/26/2013

I guess she's been playing radioactive japs for so long she has forgotten some of her francais.

by Anonymousreply 3302/26/2013

No r32, DEPUIS is used as a time reference, not distance.

Depuis 2002 je fréquente ce site.

You can even say «Le bébé a coté de moi pleure depuis Paris» but that really means 'since we left Paris.

by Anonymousreply 3402/26/2013

Baise vous-même, OP!

by Anonymousreply 3502/26/2013
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