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I need to find a rich bf to buy me this house...

The pool completely sells it.

by Anonymousreply 2002/25/2013

You must LOVE Vegas. That house is ultra tacky

by Anonymousreply 102/24/2013

Ugh, it'd be like living on a stranded cruise ship!

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by Anonymousreply 302/24/2013

That house looks as if it was built to look like the front of a ship (sorry, don't know nautical terms).

The listing agent is Josh Altman. He is one of those young, douchey real estate agents on that Bravo show "Million Dollar Listing". He came across as a nice guy on the first few seasons and then his true character came out when he started dating Heather, the female assistant of "Madison", a gay male agent with a different agency.

Heather has the personality of a dishrag but is reasonably attractive if you like them bland and blonde. Josh has "stolen" her away to work for him and to be his piece and decided that Madison owes her some commissions. Josh has started fights with Madison at open houses IN FRONT OF POSSIBLE BUYERS. Real class act, Josh.

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by Anonymousreply 502/24/2013

"bf" or not ... I'd prefer to personally have the money that the house costs to buy.

by Anonymousreply 602/24/2013

Tickity Tack Monstrosity.

I can totally picture Kanye and Kim setting up shop here. Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 702/24/2013

A rare triumph of something at once hideous and banal.

by Anonymousreply 802/25/2013

Great views, great site, but it looks like something a stripper and her porn mogul "squeeze" would find classy.

If there were brass and gold fittings everywhere, it would be worthy of Donald Trump.

by Anonymousreply 902/25/2013

Is Wayne Newton really losing his house? Somehow, hearing that about a douchebag conservatard Republican makes me feel a bit better this morning.

by Anonymousreply 1002/25/2013

Are you still in college? It's only $6M

by Anonymousreply 1102/25/2013

I realize the furnishings are tacky, and the house itself is a bit '90s, but that pool and view are amazing...come on. Not to mention, the place looks sweet from above.

by Anonymousreply 1202/25/2013

You'll notice there's no street views allowed.

The pictures show a backyard, but no front. Dumb.

by Anonymousreply 1302/25/2013

R13...With good reason. It is just a garage door. Nothing to see.

by Anonymousreply 1402/25/2013

Women and gay men always factor a sugar daddy fantasy into their financial equation. There's no reason, in this day and age, that you can't go out and get rich by yourself- without using your ass.

Or is it just vanity? "Someone will think I'm so hot that they'll buy me expensive things".

by Anonymousreply 1502/25/2013

I trust it comes unfurnished?

by Anonymousreply 1602/25/2013

Are you Persian?

by Anonymousreply 1702/25/2013

RE 10 - Yes, Newton is losing his 'palace/ranch'. A bankruptcy court announced this week they are confiscating the home. What an idiot. The guy made $350,000 a week for years, with his stupid,tacky show - now this. No excuse.He's a moron.

by Anonymousreply 1802/25/2013

"You'll notice there's no street views allowed."

It's on Mullholland Drive! There won't be anything on the street except a fence with a gate in it, all the houses in that area face towards the view, and away from the street.

by Anonymousreply 1902/25/2013

Mulholland Drive is a busy street. I'd hate to pay that much for a house and have to worry about getting out of my driveway every day.

by Anonymousreply 2002/25/2013
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