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by Anonymousreply 45303/17/2013

One more hour of this shit???

by Anonymousreply 102/24/2013

Announce the Best Picture now so I can go to bed. I don't care about the others.

by Anonymousreply 202/24/2013

[quote]Why wasn't Bea Arthur on the list?

Because she just sang The Way We Were, stupid.

by Anonymousreply 302/24/2013

It's been a rollercoaster of emotion for me tonight. Push on through the final hour. Ready. Set. Go.

by Anonymousreply 402/24/2013

Well, from MacFarlane's initial routine with Shatner to Streisand's loud deeply flat notes, it's been a whole night of cringes.

by Anonymousreply 502/24/2013

No Gore Vidal in the memoriam?


Babs will never sing live again.

by Anonymousreply 602/24/2013

oh no he didn't: gay reference thrown towards Richard Gere.

by Anonymousreply 702/24/2013

Renee Zellweger has a prominent FUPA.

by Anonymousreply 802/24/2013

Did Babs just cost herself any chance of the "Gypsy" film, or did she never have a chance of getting it made?

by Anonymousreply 902/24/2013

Barbra did ok but that last, lingering note was way bad.

She just might retire from singing live after reviewing this performance.

by Anonymousreply 1002/24/2013

Renee Z. and CZJ have both had absolutely shitty facelifts.

by Anonymousreply 1102/24/2013

Macfarlane is so smug and annoying.

by Anonymousreply 1202/24/2013

Oh, there was Mary Crawley in the Anna Karenina clip.

by Anonymousreply 1302/24/2013

No, he was referencing musicals in general.

by Anonymousreply 1402/24/2013

The shameless promotion of Chicago is really disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 1502/24/2013

I think Whitney was in last year's In Memorium segment.

by Anonymousreply 1602/24/2013

Whoever keeps asking, Seth didn't make a joke per se about Gigli, he just brought up that it was hard to believe that Ben is the same guy who did Gigli. And that he's so serious now he'll soon be asked to be called Benjamin.

by Anonymousreply 1702/24/2013

Babs did not sound great.

by Anonymousreply 1802/24/2013

[quote]It's been a rollercoaster of emotion for me tonight.


by Anonymousreply 1902/24/2013

The Chicago cast. There's whole lot of weird bearding up on that stage right now.

by Anonymousreply 2002/24/2013

Wow is Queen Latifah a big woman. I can see her riding her girlfriend's tongue.

by Anonymousreply 2102/24/2013

What was the Gigli joke?

by Anonymousreply 2202/24/2013

And Queen Latifah R7.

by Anonymousreply 2302/24/2013

Renee Zelwegger is blasted.

by Anonymousreply 2402/24/2013

[quote]Did Babs just cost herself any chance of the "Gypsy" film, or did she never have a chance of getting it made?


Oh my sides...

by Anonymousreply 2502/24/2013

They really, really need to revamp this show.

They can start by elimnatiing the host(s) and have the announcer announce the presenters.

by Anonymousreply 2602/24/2013

WTF Queen Latifah?

by Anonymousreply 2702/24/2013

Babs will make a musical about Grandma Rose.

by Anonymousreply 2802/24/2013

Renee could not read the card through her squinting!

by Anonymousreply 2902/24/2013

[quote]Wow, we need to open DL University. First, Barbra was the best vocalist of the night. Period.

Your ears must be as old as her pipes.

by Anonymousreply 3002/24/2013

oh shit I didn't realize that blonde was Renee Z. She's not so squinty eyed tonight.

by Anonymousreply 3102/24/2013

"What exactly was the Gigli joke?"

Something like just a few years ago he was starring in Gigli, and now he's one of Hollywood's most respected directors.

Not the biggest insult in the history of the Oscars by far. Baffleck is too sensitive.

by Anonymousreply 3202/24/2013

Every time they cut to Ang Lee I think, "What's George Takei doing there?"

by Anonymousreply 3302/24/2013

[quote]First, Barbra was the best vocalist of the night

Finally, some genuine humor tonight!

by Anonymousreply 3402/24/2013

Babs put it over. She was great.

by Anonymousreply 3502/24/2013

R22 see R17 re Gigli.

by Anonymousreply 3602/24/2013

So I guess Life of Pi.... they like it.

by Anonymousreply 3702/24/2013

Renee Z looks horrendous. Her face is a fraud.

by Anonymousreply 3802/24/2013

Can barely see Renee's eyes because of those horrible eyelashes. It's time that she wore jewelry with her dresses, she looks so plain.

by Anonymousreply 3902/24/2013

[quote]Wow, we need to open DL University. First, Barbra was the best vocalist of the night. Period.

Tell us more about what it's like to live in Opposite Land.

by Anonymousreply 4002/24/2013

God wouldn't it be funny if that Johannson song won?

by Anonymousreply 4102/24/2013

If RZ or CZJ walked by on the street I would not recognize them.

by Anonymousreply 4202/24/2013

Renee has no eyes and is Drunk!

by Anonymousreply 4302/24/2013

LIfe of PI soundtrack is exquisite. well deserved.

by Anonymousreply 4402/24/2013

Where did Renee get those boobs?

She's naturally very flat.

by Anonymousreply 4502/24/2013

I'm not a fan of Kristen Stewart by any stretch of the imagination but Jesus Christ, couldn't they have let her use a cane when she hobbled out?

by Anonymousreply 4602/24/2013

[quote]Wow is Queen Latifah a big woman. I can see her riding her girlfriend's tongue.

She's smother the poor girl!

by Anonymousreply 4702/24/2013

Connie Francis!!

by Anonymousreply 4802/24/2013

This song montage stuff is a disgrace.

by Anonymousreply 4902/24/2013

Who the hell dressed Latifah? You don't put someone with her girth in white. I thought CZJ looked terrific.

by Anonymousreply 5002/24/2013

Norah Jones is getting drowned out by that music.

by Anonymousreply 5102/24/2013

Wow I didn't know Norah Jones was a 60 year old! She looks great for her age!

by Anonymousreply 5202/24/2013

WTF is wrong with the sound? I can barely hear Norah Jones.

by Anonymousreply 5302/24/2013

What is worse: Nora Jone's hair or that dress.

by Anonymousreply 5402/24/2013

Oh dear, Nora should have told the dry cleaners, no starch!

by Anonymousreply 5502/24/2013

Are the acoustics really terrible in the Dolby Auditorium? that would be ironic.

by Anonymousreply 5602/24/2013

Sally Field and her beautiful gay son

by Anonymousreply 5702/24/2013

Adele looks a lot like Travolta in Hairspray

by Anonymousreply 5802/24/2013

"Shouldn't Barbra have cleared her throat before she shuffled out."

I Can't Believe It's Not Buttah!

by Anonymousreply 5902/24/2013

Oh that stage going to be able to hold Adele AND Queen Latifah?!

by Anonymousreply 6002/24/2013

The non-Adele songwriter is the hottest guy there.

by Anonymousreply 6102/24/2013

Adele is beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 6202/24/2013

Yay! Adele!

by Anonymousreply 6302/24/2013

Is this some type of revenge because the US won more medals in the Olympics than the UK?

by Anonymousreply 6402/24/2013

Renee Zellwegger cannot read. It is her squinty eyes!

by Anonymousreply 6502/24/2013

No one is sweeter accepting an award than Adele.

by Anonymousreply 6602/24/2013

I wanted to hear Nora but couldn't. I thought I needed a hearing aid.

by Anonymousreply 6702/24/2013

I thought Babs did that song better than anybody, in 1981...

by Anonymousreply 6802/24/2013

I've always heard a (supposedly) true rumor that CZT is actually 10 years older than she reports. I have a tendency to believe it.

by Anonymousreply 6902/24/2013

They really shouldn't play the rape song from "A Clockwork Orange".

by Anonymousreply 7002/24/2013

Seriously, it looked like the "Chicago" people were trying to cover for Zellweger, or keep her upright.

WTF is going on with her?

by Anonymousreply 7102/24/2013

Adele has the right attitude. A few thanks and get on with it.

by Anonymousreply 7202/24/2013

I thought Renee looked better because she had a little weight on her.

by Anonymousreply 7302/24/2013

I want Paul Epworth's working class, British beer can cock deeply inside me.

by Anonymousreply 7402/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 7502/24/2013

I'm sorry bitches, but I love it when Adele gets up on stage at an awards ceremony and gets all cockney

by Anonymousreply 7602/24/2013

Scarlett Johansson can sing as well as Madonna can act

by Anonymousreply 7702/24/2013

No, its because the US makes shit films. The UK just makes less shitty ones. The best film of the year came out of Austria, for crying out loud.

by Anonymousreply 7802/24/2013

Yeah, she looked like a drag queen but she keeps it real. I get this feeling she still looks around her world and thinks: this is fucking awesome... how the hell did I get in here?

by Anonymousreply 7902/24/2013

[quote]Seriously, it looked like the "Chicago" people were trying to cover for Zellweger, or keep her upright.

I had the same thought. Latifa was visibly holding her up.

by Anonymousreply 8002/24/2013

Nicole Kidman looked better tonight than she has in 15 years. Her face didn't have that pulled tight look and her hairstyle was soft and beautiful. Great sexy dress, too! Maybe she'll make a comeback after all.

by Anonymousreply 8102/24/2013

Where is Stewie Griffin??!! I would rather have seen him over the teddy bear.

by Anonymousreply 8202/24/2013

Charlize Theron IS a good dancer!

by Anonymousreply 8302/24/2013

Charlize is so fucking gorgeous with short hair.

by Anonymousreply 8402/24/2013

Charlize, bitches!

by Anonymousreply 8502/24/2013

I ship Dustin & Charlize

by Anonymousreply 8602/24/2013

When is Lens Denham going to appear?

by Anonymousreply 8702/24/2013

Quentin Tarantino better not win. I hate that fugly fuckfaced one-trick asshole.

by Anonymousreply 8802/24/2013

OOh I like the graphics for the screenplay nominees.

by Anonymousreply 8902/24/2013

Mia Farrow on Twitter:

You can tell who's doing coke.

Kristen Stewart?

by Anonymousreply 9002/24/2013

That dress emphasizes how tiny Charlize Theron's breasts are.

by Anonymousreply 9102/24/2013

Charlize started out as a dancer, and took up acting after a knee injury put an end to her career.

Would she ever have made it big as a dancer, as tall as she is?

by Anonymousreply 9202/24/2013

Chris Terrio looks like that guy from American Pie

by Anonymousreply 9302/24/2013

No Tony Kushner? Has he ever been nominated before? Did he win?

by Anonymousreply 9402/24/2013

Charlize pretty much never gets it wrong. She's gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 9502/24/2013

Looks like Argo is winning Best Picture.

by Anonymousreply 9602/24/2013

That guy's hair is so weird--it looks like a midget's sweat-covered wig on the top of his head.

by Anonymousreply 9702/24/2013

I'd like to thank cocaine for helping me write Argo.

by Anonymousreply 9802/24/2013

Jesse Tyler Ferguson just tweeted: "Renee Zellweger arrives as a Ghost of Christmas Future for Jennifer Lawrence, bearing warning about Botox. #Oscars2013"

by Anonymousreply 9902/24/2013

Dustin is getting old....

by Anonymousreply 10002/24/2013

Yay! QT!!!!! Django was awesome.

by Anonymousreply 10102/24/2013

Oh fuck, that fugly fuck won.

by Anonymousreply 10202/24/2013

YEAHH QUENTIN. Django was great.

by Anonymousreply 10302/24/2013

Seriously strung out

by Anonymousreply 10402/24/2013

Speaking of coked-up people accepting writing awards...

by Anonymousreply 10502/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 10602/24/2013

Blech Tarantino is so gross.

by Anonymousreply 10702/24/2013

He's fat as a pig.

by Anonymousreply 10802/24/2013

Congrats to QT, bitches.

by Anonymousreply 10902/24/2013

How come he didn't thank his partner?

by Anonymousreply 11002/24/2013

They should have included a hair brush in the goodie bag. I think that dude used Kristin Stewart's hairdresser.

by Anonymousreply 11102/24/2013

Nicole Kidman went As to Cs. Too drastic a boob job for someone as thin as she is.

by Anonymousreply 11202/24/2013

Kushner was nominated for Munich but lost to Brokeback Mountain.

by Anonymousreply 11302/24/2013

Wow! Tarantino has TWO Oscars?!


by Anonymousreply 11402/24/2013

Tarantino....nice look.

by Anonymousreply 11502/24/2013

Coke, or bath salts?

by Anonymousreply 11602/24/2013

So disappointed that DJANGO UNCHAINED won for best original screenplay. It should have gone to AMOUR or MOONRISE KINGDOM.

by Anonymousreply 11702/24/2013

I'd like to thank cocaine for helping me write Django Unchained.

by Anonymousreply 11802/24/2013

What a douche.

by Anonymousreply 11902/24/2013

Tarintino is a not-so-hot-mess

by Anonymousreply 12002/24/2013

Is Tarantino delivering the thought out version of AnnE's dream speech?

I, I, I, I, I...

by Anonymousreply 12102/24/2013

Think of him what you will, Quentin Tarantino knows how to give a great acceptance speech. He's genuine, funny, and brief. Bland Hathaway could learn a thing or two from him (self obsessed bitch).

by Anonymousreply 12202/24/2013

Wow, what were they snorting at the Django pre-party?

by Anonymousreply 12302/24/2013

OMG having them play the Gone With The Wind theme as Tarantino spoke was a brilliant touch.

by Anonymousreply 12402/24/2013

Wow, he's definitely on something...

by Anonymousreply 12502/24/2013

I guess the director Oscar is going to Ang Lee next? Then JLAW, DDL, and Argo. Not a single surprise so far except for Christophe Watz.

by Anonymousreply 12602/24/2013

Poor Tony. No Oscar for you.

by Anonymousreply 12702/24/2013

Renee - drunk Kristin Stewart and Quentin - coke.

by Anonymousreply 12802/24/2013

"Nicole Kidman went As to Cs. Too drastic a boob job for someone as thin as she is."

It could be just padding. Seriously, these women wear as much structuring underwear as a Victorian Duchess.

by Anonymousreply 12902/24/2013

[122] has a point there....

by Anonymousreply 13002/24/2013

Now I hope they give best director to Ang Lee.

by Anonymousreply 13102/24/2013

So they play the theme to Gone with the Wind after Django wins?

by Anonymousreply 13202/24/2013

Ben's gonna cry if he wins. You'd think he'd brought about world peace!

by Anonymousreply 13302/24/2013

She does look softer, R81. I doubt it, R92.

by Anonymousreply 13402/24/2013

This Grey Poupon commercial is the best thing so far!

by Anonymousreply 13502/24/2013

Grey Poupon!

by Anonymousreply 13602/24/2013

Could Spielberg lose to QT?

by Anonymousreply 13702/24/2013

Lee winning would be a BIG surprise!!

by Anonymousreply 13802/24/2013

Argo will win three Oscars. Last Best Picture to win this few awards was Crash.

by Anonymousreply 13902/24/2013

That's all well and good AmEx, but sometimes small businesses don't take your own freaking card.

by Anonymousreply 14002/24/2013

I want to see one final glimpse of my pocket rocket love muffin Jeremy Renner.

by Anonymousreply 14102/24/2013

LOL we think alike R136.

by Anonymousreply 14202/24/2013

Why wouldn't she, R92? Plenty of 5'9" men make it as dancers.

by Anonymousreply 14302/24/2013

I'm looking forward to AnnE opening the show in 2014 to give out the Best Supporting Actor award!

by Anonymousreply 14402/24/2013

Jane is such a grand dame! Lover her!!!

by Anonymousreply 14502/24/2013

Damn...Jane Fona looks as good for her age as horrible as Michael Douglas looks for his!

by Anonymousreply 14602/24/2013

Fonda looks great.

by Anonymousreply 14702/24/2013

Jane looks fantastic!!!


by Anonymousreply 14802/24/2013

That's an ugly dress, but Jane looks fantastic nevertheless.

by Anonymousreply 14902/24/2013

another bad 80's gown. Jane-you should have known better.

by Anonymousreply 15002/24/2013

Remember when Michael Douglas was good looking?

by Anonymousreply 15102/24/2013

Ang Lee!!!! Awesome.

by Anonymousreply 15202/24/2013

Jane does look good, but Douglas just had throat cancer.

by Anonymousreply 15302/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 15402/24/2013

K-Stew looked pretty drunk to me. She looked like she was 30 seconds away from throwing up. If I had to guess, I'd say she got that limp falling over drunk tonight in her heels.

by Anonymousreply 15502/24/2013

YEAHHHHH Ang Lee wins

by Anonymousreply 15602/24/2013

Damn, does the Academy REALLY hate Steven???

by Anonymousreply 15702/24/2013

Ang Lee!!! Awesome.

by Anonymousreply 15802/24/2013

Maybe Life of Pi will win Best Picture over Argo? It's been winning a lot of stuff.

by Anonymousreply 15902/24/2013

Ang Lee sure is popular.

by Anonymousreply 16002/24/2013

She “cut the ball of her foot, quite severely on glass two days ago,” Stewart’s makeup artist, Beau Nelson, told PEOPLE. Stewart, who had a hard time finding flat Oscar-worthy shoes, is in “a little bit of pain,” he adds.

by Anonymousreply 16102/24/2013

The press reacts: Catherine Zeta-Jones in lip-sync scandal!!

by Anonymousreply 16202/24/2013

ANG LEE!!!Second semi-surprise of the night! Could LOP actually push ARGO out as Best Pic?

by Anonymousreply 16302/24/2013

The gown is horrid but the body is great.

by Anonymousreply 16402/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 16502/24/2013

It's official, they pretty much HATED Lincoln.

by Anonymousreply 16602/24/2013

Assuming Life of Pi doesn't win the big prize tonight, Ang Lee must hold the record for most Best Director Oscars for films that didn't win Best Picture.

by Anonymousreply 16702/24/2013

Jane looks great but it's all artifice. Nothing real under that dress, wig or makeup.

by Anonymousreply 16802/24/2013

I could almost go straight for Jane. She's fucking hot in yellow.

by Anonymousreply 16902/24/2013

I hope Life of Pi wins best picture. Ben Affleck is a jerk.

by Anonymousreply 17002/24/2013

Wow, Ang Lee didn't want to waste time talking about the little people.

by Anonymousreply 17102/24/2013

So far the only prediction Nate Silver has gotten right is Anne Hathaway for Best Supporting Actress.

by Anonymousreply 17202/24/2013

So Michael and CZJ are separated?

by Anonymousreply 17302/24/2013

I'm delighted. LOVED Life of PI

by Anonymousreply 17402/24/2013

I'd rather Pi than Affleck too. He's graceless.

by Anonymousreply 17502/24/2013

Jane looks like a sizzling '80s nighttime soap matriarch. Love it.

by Anonymousreply 17602/24/2013

Has LIfe of Pi been a big moneymaker? I don't know anyione that's seen it.

by Anonymousreply 17702/24/2013

Ang Lee should continue to win - he's still owed for The Ice Storm and Sense And Sensibility.

by Anonymousreply 17802/24/2013

R167 John Ford won 3 Best Directors where the picture didn't win Best Picture.

by Anonymousreply 17902/24/2013

What a boring show this Oscars turned out to be. The GGs is where the fun is at.

by Anonymousreply 18002/24/2013

If there was a Pi actor nomination I'd be worried for DDL at this point.

by Anonymousreply 18102/24/2013

I have watched television for 7 hours straight tonight. i am an american statistic.

by Anonymousreply 18202/24/2013

Ang Lee will be:

The only director who has won multiple times without winning Best Picture.

Still the only non-Caucasian to win Best Director.

by Anonymousreply 18302/24/2013

Never seen such a dull line up for Best Actress.

by Anonymousreply 18402/24/2013

Holy shit...Kristin Stewart looks like she's so fucking strung out it's not even funny.

by Anonymousreply 18502/24/2013

Ok Best Actress here we go. wtf is jean dujardin saying?

by Anonymousreply 18602/24/2013

[quote]cut the ball of her foot, quite severely on glass two days ago

Crack pipe, mayhaps?

by Anonymousreply 18702/24/2013

Wow that Chastain clip was terrible.

by Anonymousreply 18802/24/2013

Wow, Jessica Chastain does Claire Danes really well!

by Anonymousreply 18902/24/2013

Chastain is cuddling a woman's arm. Who's the woman in the seat next to her?

by Anonymousreply 19002/24/2013

There are going to be a lot of wild card Oscar pool winners this year.

by Anonymousreply 19102/24/2013

I hope the old lady wins. THat would be refreshing.

by Anonymousreply 19202/24/2013

I hope the little girl or the old woman win.

by Anonymousreply 19302/24/2013

Oh please, let Riva win...

by Anonymousreply 19402/24/2013

Me me me me me. (smiling smugly) Tasteless Joke Told Just to Be Mean. Me me me me me. (grin)

by Anonymousreply 19502/24/2013

I hope the little girl wins!

by Anonymousreply 19602/24/2013

Chastain was horrible in her clip.

by Anonymousreply 19702/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 19802/24/2013

Oh dear. She's so young, this is too much too soon.

by Anonymousreply 19902/24/2013

:( Boo Lawrence.

by Anonymousreply 20002/24/2013

She fell over her stupid dress!

by Anonymousreply 20102/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 20202/24/2013

I'm glad the little girl didn't win, she doesn't even realize what's going on. Ooops Jennifer fell.

by Anonymousreply 20302/24/2013

Too bad Jennifer's tits didn't come out when she tripped over her dress.

by Anonymousreply 20402/24/2013

Jennifer Lawrence falls in the steps! It's fun, it's fresh!

by Anonymousreply 20502/24/2013

I want Emma Stone and Jennifer Lawrence to be a lesbian power couple.

by Anonymousreply 20602/24/2013

I didn't see the movie. Any Dlers that saw it believe she earned the award?

by Anonymousreply 20702/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 20802/24/2013

I think it speaks VOLUMES that these undeserving actresses are always sure to thank their respective "teams." It clearly takes more than talent to win (unless you're Meryl Streep).

by Anonymousreply 20902/24/2013

Poor Jennifer.

That is such a classic award moment.

Winning, and tripping.

by Anonymousreply 21002/24/2013

Meryl scratching her butt as she walks out!

by Anonymousreply 21102/24/2013

Wow, she really looked overwhelmed!!

She looks like a Barbie doll.

Too precious.

by Anonymousreply 21202/24/2013

Meryl looks beautiful but 64.

by Anonymousreply 21302/24/2013

I love Jennifer Lawrence.

by Anonymousreply 21402/24/2013

Streep tugged at her butt crack!

by Anonymousreply 21502/24/2013

I hope Bradley Cooper wins.

by Anonymousreply 21602/24/2013

Meryl's dress looks like it's encrusted with sealife.

by Anonymousreply 21702/24/2013

Jennifer did it on purpose to insure she'll be on future Oscar clips.

by Anonymousreply 21802/24/2013

Meryl must be going to the cinema. She's picking her seat.

by Anonymousreply 21902/24/2013

I really want Bradley Cooper to win.

by Anonymousreply 22002/24/2013

Meryl rocking the bar mitzvah wear!

by Anonymousreply 22102/24/2013

If Juacky wins I am punching my TV

by Anonymousreply 22202/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 22302/24/2013

Can someone explain Les Mis to me. What the hell do they mean "live singing?" You're telling me that if one of them fucked it up, they didn't get a retake? I don't believe that.

by Anonymousreply 22402/24/2013

Shit I was snarking on DL and missed Jenn tripping and Meryl scratching her butt.

by Anonymousreply 22502/24/2013

DDL ugh

by Anonymousreply 22602/24/2013

Now there's a surprise!

by Anonymousreply 22702/24/2013

R206 you are a genius.

by Anonymousreply 22802/24/2013

[quote] It clearly takes more than talent to win (unless you're Meryl Streep).


by Anonymousreply 22902/24/2013

Denzel is scrum diddly umptious. But DDL is definitely deserving of his 3rd Best Actor Oscar.

by Anonymousreply 23002/24/2013

Meryl's alive?

by Anonymousreply 23102/24/2013

Did Meryl even bother opening the envelope?

by Anonymousreply 23202/24/2013

DDL is so beautiful and solemn!

by Anonymousreply 23302/24/2013

Rebecca Pidgeon held onto DDL's sleeve for dear life... like she wanted DDL to drag her onstage with him.

by Anonymousreply 23402/24/2013

Note to M: when you wear a dress with such a plunging neckline, it's important to show some cleavage.

by Anonymousreply 23502/24/2013

Does anyone remember DDL in My Beautiful Laundrette?

by Anonymousreply 23602/24/2013

Emily, you have no sense of fashion...

No, no, that wasn't a question.

by Anonymousreply 23702/24/2013

DDL and M must team up in a movie!

by Anonymousreply 23802/24/2013

Daniel Day Lewis getting the award from Meryl is amazing.

by Anonymousreply 23902/24/2013

DDL deserved it. He was superb in Lincoln.

by Anonymousreply 24002/24/2013

She didn't even open the envelope. Meryl said to him you might have won 3 oscars but I was first.

by Anonymousreply 24102/24/2013

"explain Les Mis to me. What the hell do they mean "live singing?" You're telling me that if one of them fucked it up, they didn't get a retake?"

They were singing as the camera rolled, and got retakes. Seriously, some of the cast could have used a little time in a good recording studio.

by Anonymousreply 24202/24/2013

Winning speech. How it's done bitches

by Anonymousreply 24302/24/2013

Lovely speech by Day Lewis.

Take note, AnnE.

by Anonymousreply 24402/24/2013

DDL is so intense that it's hard to remember he has a sense of humor.

by Anonymousreply 24502/24/2013

DDL: finally a decent, funny, lovely speech.

by Anonymousreply 24602/24/2013

DDL is much funnier than Seth MacFarlane is. HE should host it next year!

by Anonymousreply 24702/24/2013

Streisand tripped and fell on the steps when she won for FUNNY GIRL.

by Anonymousreply 24802/24/2013

"Does anyone remember DDL in My Beautiful Laundrette?"


by Anonymousreply 24902/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 25002/24/2013

It's almost over, bitches!

And Seth won't be asked back.

by Anonymousreply 25102/24/2013

DDL kills it! Best speech of the night, by far. And damn, he's still hot.

by Anonymousreply 25202/24/2013

Who led a stinky old billy goat onto the stage!

by Anonymousreply 25302/24/2013

His wiki is already updated. WHO sits around and does that? Or is it automated somehow?

by Anonymousreply 25402/24/2013

Jack wants to hurry up and get backstage so he can finish trying to rape Jennifer Lawrence.

by Anonymousreply 25502/24/2013

They said please welcome the star of Chinatown and I thought for a second (with pleasure) that it was going to be Faye.

by Anonymousreply 25602/24/2013

[quote]Meryl said to him you might have won 3 oscars but I was first.

No. She's only got 2 lead oscars and 1 supporting. DDL has 3 lead. Nicholson also has 3 but 1 is supporting.

by Anonymousreply 25702/24/2013


Michelle Obama is presenting Best Picture??? WTF!!!

by Anonymousreply 25802/24/2013

Jack Nicholson announced the Best Picture when Crash beat Brokeback Mountain. Is there going to be a surprise here too?

by Anonymousreply 25902/24/2013

Oh, wow, that's cool.... Michelle!

by Anonymousreply 26002/24/2013

Michelle Obama? WTF

by Anonymousreply 26102/24/2013

hell, the DL is better than Seth.

by Anonymousreply 26202/24/2013

Trim those damn bangs Michelle O

by Anonymousreply 26302/24/2013

Michelle! The repugs must be having a stroke right now.

by Anonymousreply 26402/24/2013

GREAT dress on Michelle (as always).

by Anonymousreply 26502/24/2013

DDL's wife is Rebecca Miller, daughter of Arthur Miller.

REbecca Pidgeon is married to David Mamet. Not sure if that Rebecca is the mother of Zosia Mamet or if that's Lindsay Crouse.

by Anonymousreply 26602/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 26702/24/2013

Ho, that lesbian behind Michelle is smitten!

by Anonymousreply 26802/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 26902/24/2013

MO, lookin' fine.

by Anonymousreply 27002/24/2013

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....It's Michelle!

by Anonymousreply 27102/24/2013

aaaannnndddd Fox News just went apeshit.

by Anonymousreply 27202/24/2013

MIchelle I love you so much It hurts

by Anonymousreply 27302/24/2013

Technically she's not AT the Oscars, but Michelle Obama is definitely the Best Dressed.

by Anonymousreply 27402/24/2013

I love the adoring lesbian navy women in their dress uniforms staring longingly at Michelle from behind.

by Anonymousreply 27502/24/2013

Was the Ellen Oscar show really that bad when she hosted? I remember it being decent.

by Anonymousreply 27602/24/2013

"Jack wants to hurry up and get backstage so he can finish trying to rape Jennifer Lawrence."

She's too old for him.

by Anonymousreply 27702/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 27802/24/2013

Dammit, they should've let her announce the award.

by Anonymousreply 27902/24/2013

When Michelle threw back to Jack I half expected the old dog to say: 'I'd tap that.'

by Anonymousreply 28002/24/2013

It's amazing that she did that!!

by Anonymousreply 28102/24/2013

[quote]Meryl said to him you might have won 3 oscars but I was first.

Katharine Hepburn was first.

by Anonymousreply 28202/24/2013

The First Lady has an who's pretty brazen now that DADT has been repealed!!!

by Anonymousreply 28302/24/2013

Who is twitchier? Jack N or KStew?

by Anonymousreply 28402/24/2013

BOTH lesbians are smitten.

by Anonymousreply 28502/24/2013

Jack just got upstaged by Michelle. Love it.

by Anonymousreply 28602/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 28702/24/2013

"They said please welcome the star of Chinatown and I thought for a second (with pleasure) that it was going to be Faye."

I wish. That would have been an interesting spectacle.

by Anonymousreply 28802/24/2013

Ben looks so relieved.

by Anonymousreply 28902/24/2013

Fuckin A Michelle announced the winner.

FUCKING A!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 29002/24/2013

BeN is the new mE.

by Anonymousreply 29102/24/2013

Argo!!! Stuff it, bitches!!!!

by Anonymousreply 29202/24/2013

Michelle Obama! Yeah!!!

by Anonymousreply 29302/24/2013

AND we are done.....nice hanging with you DL peeps.

by Anonymousreply 29402/24/2013

Got coke?

by Anonymousreply 29502/24/2013

This Ain't My FIRST time at the Rodeo, Fellas!

by Anonymousreply 29602/24/2013

[quote]Michelle! The repugs must be having a stroke right now.

Especially because she's supporting arts education

by Anonymousreply 29702/24/2013

Walter Brennan was first.

by Anonymousreply 29802/24/2013

FUCK YOU ACADEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 29902/24/2013

"Ho, that lesbian behind Michelle is smitten!"

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that.

by Anonymousreply 30002/24/2013

I thought Lawrence wishing Riva happy birthday was classy as hell.

DDL was also great.

AnnE was trash by comparison.

by Anonymousreply 30102/24/2013

Oh shut this nobody up and turn it over to Ben!

by Anonymousreply 30202/24/2013

Michelle sucks some good cock!

by Anonymousreply 30302/24/2013

Ugh, the ass kissing is too fucking much!

by Anonymousreply 30402/24/2013

By the way thats BENJAMIN Affleck

by Anonymousreply 30502/24/2013

OK, we get it, Ben should have been nominated for Director.

by Anonymousreply 30602/24/2013

r285, reading this thread backwards, I thought you meant Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone.

by Anonymousreply 30702/24/2013

Walter BRENNAN was the first to win THREE.

by Anonymousreply 30802/24/2013

Is Ben wearing a rug? He sounds a nervous wreck.

by Anonymousreply 30902/24/2013

Wow, Affleck is about as coherent as Tarantino was.

by Anonymousreply 31002/24/2013

Isn't there supposed to be a big production number for a finale?

by Anonymousreply 31102/24/2013

Ben seems a little...drugged.

by Anonymousreply 31202/24/2013

You'd think Affleck would be better prepared.

by Anonymousreply 31302/24/2013

What did Nicholson say after they cut back to him after Michelle spoke the first time?

by Anonymousreply 31402/24/2013

Clooney is giving Affleck the Death Glare!

by Anonymousreply 31502/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 31602/24/2013

Damn if Affleck isn't the whiniest fucking bitch in history.

by Anonymousreply 31702/24/2013

Time to switch to The Fugitive on MeTV. Farewell, bitches.

by Anonymousreply 31802/24/2013

I thought Lincoln would win if they were bringing out the big guns. Michelle!

Very cool.

by Anonymousreply 31902/24/2013

Seth knows he bombed.

Whatever, he's rich.

by Anonymousreply 32002/24/2013

jennifer garner is ready to procreate.

by Anonymousreply 32102/24/2013

Little girl voice. KC

by Anonymousreply 32202/24/2013

I do love live-bitching through the Oscars with you guys!

by Anonymousreply 32302/24/2013

Jack was so drunk they called in the FLOTUS

by Anonymousreply 32402/24/2013

Hell, Seth did just as good a job as anyone else has.

by Anonymousreply 32502/24/2013

I can hear Ann Romney's banshee screams of envy all the way on the East coast.

by Anonymousreply 32602/24/2013

I missed it, what did aFFLECK say R317?

by Anonymousreply 32702/24/2013

OK, The Losers was lame and vaguely insulting.

by Anonymousreply 32802/24/2013

aaaaaannnnd the Oscar for best moment at the Oscars STILL belongs to Shirley Bassey.

by Anonymousreply 32902/24/2013

Miss Chenoweth took a bath in spray tan.

by Anonymousreply 33002/24/2013

Still problems with the fucking audio.

by Anonymousreply 33102/24/2013

Nothing like rubbing it in.

by Anonymousreply 33202/24/2013

LMAO...Seth and Kristin alluded to Anne Hathaway being a cunt. They're DLers :P

by Anonymousreply 33302/24/2013

Agreed Della

by Anonymousreply 33402/24/2013

[323] DITTO see you all next year!

by Anonymousreply 33502/24/2013

Perhaps dear Ann Romney can announce the winners of the technical Oscars next year.

by Anonymousreply 33602/24/2013

I really like Seth's voice, but that's the only thing about him I like.

by Anonymousreply 33702/24/2013

Totally agree about Bassey, Della.

by Anonymousreply 33802/24/2013

Four minutes over. Amazing.

by Anonymousreply 33902/24/2013

Did anyone else think the orchestra was way too fucking loud?! Throughout the entire show, they drowned out the people who were singing....

by Anonymousreply 34002/24/2013

[326] THAT

by Anonymousreply 34102/24/2013

The show sucked. Didn't like that tranny announcing best picture.

by Anonymousreply 34202/24/2013

He's very handsome R337.

by Anonymousreply 34302/24/2013

There were problems with the sound throughout the broadcast, R340. Some singers couldn't be heard, some were too loud.

And some of the best sound people in the world were right there, too.

by Anonymousreply 34402/24/2013

Hey Bored2 is your deliberate exclusion of the "R" in your referencing a post your attempt to be cool?

Because it's not.

You come across as pretentious and effete.

by Anonymousreply 34502/24/2013

Bored2 you're gonna have to learn how to effectively reference a former post if you expect us to follow what you're saying.

by Anonymousreply 34602/24/2013

[quote]Four minutes over. Amazing.

It was supposed to end at 11:30...

by Anonymousreply 34702/24/2013

"Did anyone else think the orchestra was way too fucking loud?"

Yes, R340, especially with the Jaws music.

by Anonymousreply 34802/24/2013

Did they ask Michelle Obama to announce Best Picture beause Lincoln had it in the bag?

by Anonymousreply 34902/24/2013

R333, what was the reference to AnnE? I missed it.

by Anonymousreply 35002/24/2013

Where were all of the Bond actors - wasn't there supposed to be a reunion?

by Anonymousreply 35102/24/2013

Wait, was Michelle in the Lincoln Bedroom?

by Anonymousreply 35202/24/2013

[quote]I can hear Ann Romney's banshee screams of envy all the way on the East coast.

Yeah but you know that was never gonna happen even if she HAD managed to buy her way into the White House.

by Anonymousreply 35302/24/2013

Bitchiest line of the night:

“In a moment Rex Reed will be out here to give a review of Adele’s performance of Skyfall.”

by Anonymousreply 35402/24/2013

That's what I thought, R349

by Anonymousreply 35502/24/2013

R350, it was a rhyme bit in the song which should have rhymed with "cunt" and was referring to what the other nominees were thinking.

by Anonymousreply 35602/24/2013

{345} ?? what did i do ?? sorry- i guess i am not an expert on the posting mechanisms. And don't be so mean-we all had a lovely night on DL. Try not to let my lack of technology ruin your mood. hugs.

by Anonymousreply 35702/24/2013

Walter Brennan may have been the first to win 3 Oscars but they were ALL for Supporting. And all in forgotten Westerns.

Kate was the first to win 3 Lead Oscars.

by Anonymousreply 35802/24/2013

[quote]Did they ask Michelle Obama to announce Best Picture beause Lincoln had it in the bag?

No, they asked her because ARGO is CIA propaganda and she's an asset to the firm.

by Anonymousreply 35902/24/2013

Jennifer Lawrence is in the press room, DRUNK.

by Anonymousreply 36002/24/2013

They can't have the orchestra in the same room?? A big "Fuck You" to the musicians in the movie industry. Just the useless hired help can't come through the front door.

But as long as Ben Affleck's ass got kissed and he won't have to use toilet paper for the next three years and we got to hear his phony blather, well, it was worth it to have the orchestra far away.

by Anonymousreply 36102/24/2013

Wow, Jane Fonda, Barbra Streisand and Michelle Obama all presented Oscars. Imagine what they're going to say on FoxNews.

by Anonymousreply 36202/24/2013

Bored2 at r357, why not just check out the hundreds of other referenced posts in the three threads and observe how it's done?

by Anonymousreply 36302/24/2013

JLaw is just 22. Is she youngest woman to win a Best Lead Oscar?

by Anonymousreply 36402/24/2013

No, Marlee Matlin was 21.

by Anonymousreply 36502/24/2013

Imagine, having your career peak when you're 22.

by Anonymousreply 36602/24/2013

Was there some kind of award show on?

by Anonymousreply 36702/24/2013

I kind of feel bad for Jennifer Lawrence. Winning the Oscar can be the kiss of death for a career. DeNiro, Hoffman, Streep, DDL and Nicholson being the exceptions.

by Anonymousreply 36802/24/2013

She has 3 more Hunger Games movies coming out. Two more David O. Russell movies. Her career hasn't peaked.

by Anonymousreply 36902/24/2013

I wonder how many people watching knew that J. Michael Riva who was cited in the Memorial section was the grandson of Marlene Dietrich?

by Anonymousreply 37002/24/2013

In retrospect, I could have taken best actress.

by Anonymousreply 37102/24/2013

Well, I liked the song about the boobs.

by Anonymousreply 37202/24/2013

Agree R359.

by Anonymousreply 37302/24/2013

Agree, R372.

by Anonymousreply 37402/24/2013

"Imagine, having your career peak when you're 22."

I hope that doesn't happen to me.

by Anonymousreply 37502/24/2013

I love that Michelle is becoming more visible this term. First the Kimmel Show appearance and now this.

by Anonymousreply 37602/24/2013

I did r370!!

by Anonymousreply 37702/24/2013

There were hardly any actors in the Memoriam segment.

Were Celeste Holm, Jack KLugman, Charlie Durning and Ernie Borgnine really the biggest stars that died this past year?

What a lousy year for Star Deaths.

by Anonymousreply 37802/24/2013

Is Maria Riva still alive?

by Anonymousreply 37902/24/2013


Yes. I noticed the band was too lound at least a couple times. The balance wasn't right. It was undeniable with the closing song performed by guest Kristin Chenoweth and host Seth MacFarlane.

[italic]By the way:[/italic] Bring back Seth! He was the best host The Oscars have had in quite some time. Natural. Funny. And he didn't look like he was in pain, which is not the case with numerous who hosted or co-hosted in recent years. (Immediately springing to mind: James Franco.)

by Anonymousreply 38002/24/2013

Yes r379, Maria Riva will be 89 this year.

by Anonymousreply 38102/24/2013

"Bring back Seth! He was the best host The Oscars have had in quite some time"

I agree, R380.

by Anonymousreply 38202/24/2013

[quote]Were Celeste Holm, Jack KLugman, Charlie Durning and Ernie Borgnine really the biggest stars that died this past year?

Can't believe they omitted Andy Griffith.

by Anonymousreply 38302/24/2013

For those others who don't have TV, live in the middle of nowhere Pacific, Oceania, or East Asia, the US abc dot com website has excellent clips of some great show moments.

Also has trailers of all those films we've never seen. Highly recommend.

I used comments from this thread to choose which clips to watch during my lunch hour. Very entertaining, indeed.

If Seth MacWhatever were here with me now, all of my basic needs would be met.

by Anonymousreply 38402/24/2013

[quote]There were hardly any actors in the Memoriam segment.

Jesus Fucking Christ, I thought for sure they were eventually going to get to Ginny in Accounting!

by Anonymousreply 38502/24/2013

Seth looks like the lost Osmond brother.

by Anonymousreply 38602/24/2013

Did they mention John Ingle? He did films.

by Anonymousreply 38702/24/2013

Does Seth play on our team?

by Anonymousreply 38802/24/2013

(quote)Does Seth play on our team?

Not until 2015

by Anonymousreply 38902/24/2013

Affleck and Phoenix are related by marriage. Casey Affleck is married to Rain Phoenix. With Ben chasing that Oscar like it was the Holy Grail and Joaquin so philosophically opposed to giving awards for acting, that must make for some interesting Thanksgiving family get togethers. I wonder if they hang out at all. Joaquin looked like he wanted to vomit when they showed the clip of him in The Master.

by Anonymousreply 39002/24/2013

Seth was nervous but as cute as a button

by Anonymousreply 39102/24/2013

One nice thing, I don't recall seeing the Oprahgarch anywhere the whole show.

by Anonymousreply 39202/24/2013

I found Seth annoying and he thought he was far more clever and funny than he was. He tried.

by Anonymousreply 39302/24/2013

Is Kristen Stewart the next Lohan?

by Anonymousreply 39402/24/2013

Oprah was at home watching the show while munching truffle popcorn, R392. At least that's what she said she'd be doing.

by Anonymousreply 39502/24/2013

[quote]Seth looks like the lost Osmond brother.

I think he actually resembles Christopher "Peter Brady" Knight--who looks like a lost Osmond brother himself--so you're half right.

by Anonymousreply 39602/24/2013

As fucking cute as you are, Seth, this was bottom third of successful Ocars. So it goes.

by Anonymousreply 39702/24/2013

OP, so what? who cares?

by Anonymousreply 39802/24/2013

The writers of the show let Seth down.

by Anonymousreply 39902/24/2013

He also looks exactly like Conrad Janis, a now-dead character actor.

by Anonymousreply 40002/24/2013

@r396, girls, girls, your're both pretty!

by Anonymousreply 40102/24/2013

[quote]Hell, Seth did just as good a job as anyone else has.

I agree. Those complaining about how awful he was, do you not remember the James Franco/AnnE Hathaway fiasco couple of years back? Was Seth any worse than Chris Rock, whose edgy humor fell flat among the audience? Or Ellen Degeneres who I remember to be disappointingly boring? Were Seth's jokes any worse than David Letterman's Uma/Oprah inanity? The kid did all right for what it is. The Oscar telecasts are always overly long and tedious, that's the nature of the beast.

by Anonymousreply 40202/24/2013

Just read an interview in which Jennifer Lawrence described herself as "so dykey" as a child. She must be gay. I feel a straight person would never say that out of fear of sounding horribly homophobic and mean.

by Anonymousreply 40302/24/2013

R399, Seth is supposed to be so brilliant that he should not have been so dependent on other writers. Of course then we heard the song he was nominated for and all thoughts of "brilliance" flew out of the auditorium.

by Anonymousreply 40402/24/2013

I wonder why Kristin Stewart's people let her show up looking like "a used cigarette butt"?

Seriously, if she felt as bad as she looked, tweeting apologies and a picture of how she looked would have let the whole world know she wasn't up to attending.

by Anonymousreply 40502/24/2013

JL looked like a dressed-up lesbian. She even tripped over her dress. Not looking good for the "femme" image.

by Anonymousreply 40602/24/2013

[quote]I wonder why Kristin Stewart's people let her show up looking like "a used cigarette butt"?

Well, she attended with her publicist. But maybe there's no controlling her.

by Anonymousreply 40702/24/2013

Why did she bother attending if she was injured? It wouldn't be hard to find a fill in.

by Anonymousreply 40802/24/2013

Seth sucked. I guess he thought many of those lines would be funny or appealing to younger. Instead, they were recycled older farts' jokes. Really, they were lame and predictable. I'm sixty and had to pinch myself to stay awake. Wasn't he on SNL? You'd think he knew better.

by Anonymousreply 40902/24/2013

[quote]By the way: Bring back Seth! He was the best host The Oscars have had in quite some time. Natural. Funny.

The critics sure disagree with you--to say nothing of Nikki Finke.

by Anonymousreply 41002/24/2013

[bold]Nate Silver Doesn't Know What He's Talking About: Lincoln Will Beat Argo[/bold]

This guy is probably feeling pretty stupid for second-guessing Nate Silver right about now...

by Anonymousreply 41102/24/2013

Who the fuck gives a shit what Nikki Finke thinks?

by Anonymousreply 41202/24/2013

Intially, I did wonder why Peter Brady was hosting the Oscars.

by Anonymousreply 41302/24/2013

r412: Steven Spielberg

by Anonymousreply 41402/24/2013

Who the fuck is Niki Fink?

by Anonymousreply 41502/24/2013

[quote]Who the fuck is Niki Fink?

Well, she's certainly no Lens Dunham, that's for sure.

by Anonymousreply 41602/24/2013

Nikki Stinke or Nikki Fucke - either way, she's a total haggy cunt who "writes" a Hollywood column online that is full of grammatical errors and misspellings that a REAL journalist wouldn't make.

by Anonymousreply 41702/24/2013

Seth's main problem was that can't seem to improvise. How could he NOT EVEN COMMENT after the first time the Jaws music came on? And then he had another perfect set up when they mentioned that the orchestra was down the street.

And again, nothing when JLaw face-planted. He's just not quick enough on his feet to host a live show. As unctuous as Billy Crystal could be, he could at least quip.

by Anonymousreply 41802/25/2013

Deidre Hall is disgusted by the show, the host, the closing number. She had to mute it, and then shut it off.

by Anonymousreply 41902/25/2013

Just a little catch up on this thread:

Life of Pi has made about $700 M worldwide. Huge in the Far East. One of the biggest box office successes of the year.

Zosia Mamet's mother is Lindsay Crouse. They don't get along and are pretty much estranged.

by Anonymousreply 42002/25/2013

I enjoyed the show and I enjoyed McFarlane. I think that whomever hosts, directs, writes, or produces the show has a thankless job.

by Anonymousreply 42102/25/2013

I'm surprised that no one mentioned the way Affleck thought he was going to accept for Argo - all breathless -and was given the heave-ho at the mic by Grant Heslov. Clearly the Argo team has had enough of Affleck's ego now.

I still don't understand why Chastain had to present with Mrs. Affleck. She's not really a movie star.

by Anonymousreply 42202/25/2013

Except for the acting awards which were all presented by last year's winners as is customary, wasn't every other award presented by a duo or more?

Why should Chastain have been alone?

by Anonymousreply 42302/25/2013

You and I clearly watched different Oscar telecasts, R422. In the one I watched, Heslov spoke rapturously about Affleck before turning the mic over to Ben for as much time as he wanted.

by Anonymousreply 42402/25/2013

Who was the tranny sitting behind Samuel L. Jackson? Adam Lambert?

by Anonymousreply 42502/25/2013

[quote]As unctuous as Billy Crystal could be, he could at least quip.

You do realize that Billy Crystal wore an earpiece and had an entire team of comedy writers including Bruce Vilanch standing ten feet away backstage providing your much admired quips, don't you?

[quote]Clearly the Argo team has had enough of Affleck's ego now.

Wow, you project more than the local multiplex.

by Anonymousreply 42602/25/2013

Some of Seth jokes weren't funny. Like the Lincoln had already been done last week by Letterman and Conan.

by Anonymousreply 42702/25/2013

I saw Affleck step up and then Heslov moved him aside and started speaking...I FFwd from there. It was late. In the UK, they didn't even show the closing number.

by Anonymousreply 42802/25/2013

So where were Tammy and the Will Smiths last night? Do they not get invites?

by Anonymousreply 42902/25/2013

[quote]Joaquin so philosophically opposed to giving awards for acting

So why was he there? Woody feels that way and never goes.

by Anonymousreply 43002/25/2013

[quote]I saw Affleck step up and then Heslov moved him aside and started speaking...

And Heslov explained as Producer he wanted to thank Ben as Director first. He was snubbed of a nomination, apparently the Best Picture directed itself. So he gave him his due. Then Ben spoke as a winning Producer because he couldn't thank himself as Director. It was actually a nice thing to do.

by Anonymousreply 43102/25/2013

And Heslov had to get in that HILARIOUS quip about him being a part of the trio of handsome producers.

You can be sure that everyone involved with Argo is grateful and madly in love with Ben Affleck. He will always be perceived as the force behind the success of the film, as proven by all the awards, except for the Best Direction Oscar, that he won for Argo.

As we all know now, the Oscar nomin snub probably worked in their favor in the end.

by Anonymousreply 43202/25/2013

[quote]You can be sure that everyone involved with Argo is grateful and madly in love with Ben Affleck.


by Anonymousreply 43302/25/2013

IMO Seth was great as host. He brought the goofy charm the Oscars need. And I love Shatner's line about McFarlane joining the Gay Mens Chorus in July 2015.

by Anonymousreply 43402/26/2013

I eat shit.

by Anonymousreply 43502/26/2013

Was Viola Davis there?

by Anonymousreply 43602/26/2013

I thought they were supposed to have all the past actors who played James Bond present in tribute to 50 years of James Bond movies? What happened? Did I blink and miss it?

by Anonymousreply 43702/26/2013

[quote]So where were Tammy and the Will Smiths last night? Do they not get invites?

I know Tom Cruise is filming in London. Who cares about the Smiths? It's not like every A-list actor has to show up at the Oscars every year.

by Anonymousreply 43802/26/2013

No, but they do seem to be famewhores R438. They are usually seen preening on the red carpet. A few years ago they were attending the opening of an envelope.

by Anonymousreply 43902/26/2013

[quote]Why should Chastain have been alone?

Sometimes a nominated actor is allowed to present alone to highlight their accomplishment that year. IIRC Julianne Moore presented alone the year she was a double nominee. Cate Blanchett always presents alone. It isn't that unusual.

The only reason Mrs. Affleck was allowed to present is because she's Mrs. Affleck. Chastain was a good sport, it should have been her moment to bask in the spotlight.

by Anonymousreply 44002/26/2013

I was also surprised Phoenix showed up. Woody Allen has always stuck to his guns - he thinks these awards are absurd. There's even a joke about it in Annie Hall, of all films.

by Anonymousreply 44102/26/2013

Has Jess Cagle been sick? He didn't look so well the other night interviewing celebs on the red carpet.

by Anonymousreply 44202/26/2013

Mrs. Afflick has worked in movies.

by Anonymousreply 44302/26/2013

[quote] thought they were supposed to have all the past actors who played James Bond present in tribute to 50 years of James Bond movies? What happened? Did I blink and miss it?

They were approached, it was never announced. Both Oscar winner Sean Connery and Roger Moore are frail and didn't want to be dragged out to just stand there like circus monkeys, so it was scrapped.

by Anonymousreply 44402/26/2013

What the fuck is with this Indian report in the backstage interview with Tarantino? He handled it well, but weird.

by Anonymousreply 44502/26/2013

It astounds me that people are criticizing him. Consider this: All of the Best Picture nominees (except "Argo") were for gloomy, gut-wrenchingly sad movies or obscure films that no one saw. The nominees were all from these downbeat movies (has there ever been a less glamorous bunch of nominated actors and actresses?)

Somehow Seth MacFarlane was supposed to turn these off-putting films and the notoriously tedious long ceremony into something entertaining that people (especially younger people) would watch. And he...did it!

Instead of celebrating his achievement everyone's going over every second of the broadcast with the suspicious determination usually reserved for purported UFO footage or the Zapruder film fishing for every possible joke that they might have forgotten to be offended about. Are as many people watching "Argo" on Amazon? How many armchair critics pre-ordered their DVD release of the elderly couple facing decline and death? How many even know how to pronounce the name of the little girl from "Beasts of the Southern Wild"-and where were the packed theaters for that movie? I don't think it even played anywhere near where I live, so the notion of a 9 year old winning best actress only added to the absurdity and irrelevance of the event.

It was due for a reality check. The "boob song?" I'm gay, but I know that every straight guy got the joke. Remember how charged up us gays were by the "8th Wonder of the World" between Michael Fassbender's legs-even George Clooney joked about it-and in "Shameless" he played a hopeless sex addict.

So some of the women who bared their breasts on film were portraying victimized characters? People take screen caps out of context., because they are out of context! I'm sure the majority of straight guys enjoyed seeing the bare breasts of movie stars as gay guys like seeing the actors who are brave enough to go "Full Monty." The truer the joke the more uncomfortable people get-that's the exact definition of satire.

And Seth MacFarlane is one of the masters of creative, zany, over-the-top-but bracingly honest pop-culture satire Hollywood has ever produced. He's like Robin Williams with sanity and smarts.

The only revolutionary difference this year is that people were already complaining about how awful the Oscars were-while they were still happening! I think the two jokes that were out of line and awkwardly unfunny: the Adele/Rex Reed joke and the Mark Wahlberg/"Jews run Hollywood" bit seemed to come from desperation at being knocked off balance by the flood of hate Tweets that began seconds into the show.

Rest assured next year Seth MacFarlane probably won't host. Who ever does will be eaten alive, the ratings will never be this high again and by the first commercial break the Twitterati will be crying out-"(blank) is the worst host ever! Why couldn't they get Seth MacFarlane again! He was great!"

by Anonymousreply 44602/26/2013

While it's a shorter list, Seth could have made some DL points with "I saw your dick, I saw your dick." All would have been forgiven.

by Anonymousreply 44702/26/2013

Seth MacFarlane trolls on DL - who knew?

At least they'll shut up about South Park for a while now.

by Anonymousreply 44802/26/2013

Will Amy Adams ever win an Oscar? What will it take? Should she go the Hilary Swank route and butch it way up? Should she go the Reese Witherspoon route and play a small part as a dead singer then get nominated in the lead category?

She can't go the Halle Berry route because she isn't a suffering Negro. (Or not just plain nuts.) She's not married to an antiquated and possibly stuff actor, so the CZT route is closed to her.

How about the Charlize way, play a serial killer?

by Anonymousreply 44902/26/2013

She should go half-retard, R449.

by Anonymousreply 45002/26/2013

R449, Amy Adams may be better off without the "Oscar Curse". She really does have an ideal career - alternating critic-impressing indies with franchise films, and avoiding scandal and overexposure.

by Anonymousreply 45102/26/2013

Why didn't Clooney get to speak for Best Picture award. He was a producer too.

by Anonymousreply 45203/17/2013

Seth's rug was awful!!! Hairline drawn in with a black Sharpie!!

by Anonymousreply 45303/17/2013
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