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by Anonymousreply 61902/24/2013

I was holding back on judgement on Seth but he brought it to a new low...c'mon be classy! it's the oscars! FAIL...

by Anonymousreply 102/24/2013

Oscars arent classy. If only you knew about the perverted beyond belief practices that happen AFTER the show is over.

by Anonymousreply 202/24/2013

R2, what happens after the show is not considered the oscars, did you even graduate high school?

by Anonymousreply 302/24/2013

Is Matt Damon there to commiserate with Ben? I really don't like Ben.

by Anonymousreply 402/24/2013

Where are Travolta's eyes?

by Anonymousreply 502/24/2013

Stand by for the best commentary on the internets

by Anonymousreply 602/24/2013

Chicago. Randomness.

by Anonymousreply 702/24/2013

OMG, they've dredged up CZJ to do that stupid song AGAIN!

by Anonymousreply 802/24/2013

CZJ sounds like a dude.

by Anonymousreply 902/24/2013

Send in the cwowns!


by Anonymousreply 1002/24/2013

What was the Lincoln joke? I missed it

by Anonymousreply 1102/24/2013

Travolta looks great for his age despite the stupid wig. He's lost so much weight.

by Anonymousreply 1202/24/2013

Too lazy to rewind, but why are they singing a song that's not been nominated??? All That Jazz??? Why?

by Anonymousreply 1302/24/2013

In silhouette form, CZJ looked like Queen Latifah. She's packed on some pounds.

by Anonymousreply 1402/24/2013

So far the song is too low for her.

Here we go, key change!

by Anonymousreply 1502/24/2013

Did anyone else get the sense that CZJ waited just a beat too long after the first stanza because she thought the audience was going to applaud?

by Anonymousreply 1602/24/2013

The guy that really got into Lincoln's head was John Wilkes Booth

by Anonymousreply 1702/24/2013

CZJ looks good - nice to see a woman with some flesh on her bones.

by Anonymousreply 1802/24/2013

So what did Ben Affleck say about Seth?

by Anonymousreply 1902/24/2013

Why are they doing Chicago?

by Anonymousreply 2002/24/2013

This is weird.

by Anonymousreply 2102/24/2013

Why is CZJ so muscular?

by Anonymousreply 2202/24/2013

CZJ lipsynched.

by Anonymousreply 2302/24/2013

Wow, they've lowered the key about 5 steps. She looks great though. She actually sounds pretty good too. Good for her. The scary part is that Jennifer Hudson is going to sing that AWFUL "And I'm Telling You" shitty song next. Ugh! That song ALWAYS sucks and I saw Dreamgirls on Broadway in 1982. It is an ugly song.

by Anonymousreply 2402/24/2013

CZJ has natural breasts. She's 43.

by Anonymousreply 2502/24/2013

All That Jazz is celebrating its own significant moment at the Oscars. Tonight marks the 1,000,000th time the song has been broadcast on television.

by Anonymousreply 2602/24/2013

[quote]Oscars arent classy. If only you knew about the perverted beyond belief practices that happen AFTER the show is over.

That's not entirely fair to Dame Judi Dench. She had just won best Supporting Actress, and she didn't intend for that event with Haley Joel Osment to happen.

by Anonymousreply 2702/24/2013

i hate all this singing...i only want to hear babs!

by Anonymousreply 2802/24/2013

She was great.

Excellent, classic song.

by Anonymousreply 2902/24/2013

CZJ lip syncs really badly

by Anonymousreply 3102/24/2013

I have to say CZJ looks good.

by Anonymousreply 3202/24/2013

Jennifer Hudson looks great!

by Anonymousreply 3302/24/2013

Was Beyonce not asked to participate in this Dreamgirls reunion?

by Anonymousreply 3402/24/2013

I think she's doing great. She's the one who should be playing Mama Rose.

by Anonymousreply 3502/24/2013

YAy Go Jhud!

Suck it Beyonce!

by Anonymousreply 3602/24/2013

Travolta lost weight because he probably couldn't get laid without paying for it.

by Anonymousreply 3702/24/2013

Ooops...Anne Hathaway is going to have to follow Jennifer Hudson (a REAL singer). Sucks to be her!

by Anonymousreply 3802/24/2013

[quote]CZJ lipsynched.

Not in the first few bars. She hit a definite clinker. And she was lipsynching for sure at the end.

by Anonymousreply 3902/24/2013

I hope Zellweger stays seated.

by Anonymousreply 4002/24/2013

I adore that song, R24. Hush now.

by Anonymousreply 4102/24/2013

Why are they wasting so much time on old musicals?

by Anonymousreply 4202/24/2013

Wouldn't this stuff have been more appropriate the year these films were nominated?

by Anonymousreply 4302/24/2013

No r16, that's how it is in the show too. It's just a full intro.

by Anonymousreply 4402/24/2013

Jennifer. Hudson. Is. Screaming. At. Me.

by Anonymousreply 4502/24/2013

Twenty years from now the caftan crowd of the day will be soiling their Depends over CJZ.

by Anonymousreply 4602/24/2013

Why are they getting these musicals ladies to trot out their most famous songs YET AGAIN?

by Anonymousreply 4702/24/2013

All that Jazz was playback, and Catherine Zeta-Jones did a shitty job lipsynching to it.

by Anonymousreply 4802/24/2013

JHud is flawless.

by Anonymousreply 4902/24/2013

I wish they would just hand out the awards and call it a night.

by Anonymousreply 5002/24/2013

JHud out - sings Babs and Shirley

by Anonymousreply 5102/24/2013

J-Hud's wig looks awful.

by Anonymousreply 5202/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 5302/24/2013

J Hud is doing very well. Unlike Beyonce, she can really sing.

by Anonymousreply 5402/24/2013

They needed something to fill an extra 30 minutes for added money from commercials.

by Anonymousreply 5502/24/2013

CZJ's voice has gotten a lot lower cz of all those cigarettes!

by Anonymousreply 5602/24/2013

Great dress on J Hud.

by Anonymousreply 5702/24/2013

R42, the producers of this years Oscarcast made Chicago. They're sucking their own dicks.

I also think Les Mis was expected to be more of a contender in Hollywood circles when this was being put together.

by Anonymousreply 5802/24/2013

A tribute to musicals, really? I was hoping they would just show clips from things like Betty Hutton movies.

by Anonymousreply 5902/24/2013

Ugh, I hate this song, it would be better if they had Jennifer what's her name have a spasm while she's singing, at least that would be entertaining. And was it me, or did CZJ totally phone that dance number in? There was no ooomph. Not Fosse at all. No isometric tension in any of her movement, her arms were like noodles. Oh shut up Jennifer Hudson.

by Anonymousreply 6002/24/2013

Jennifer Hudson better watch out. She might end up being another Jennifer Holliday and only being known for one song.

by Anonymousreply 6102/24/2013

J Hud belting it out at The Oscars! Beyonce must be DYING!

by Anonymousreply 6202/24/2013

Uh oh....Jennifer Hudson just raised the bar and got a standing ovation to boot...The Les Miserables cast might as well go back to their seats.

by Anonymousreply 6302/24/2013

Holy shit Jennifer Hudson was incredible.

by Anonymousreply 6402/24/2013

LOL Those fools are going to have Russell Crowe sing after JHud!

by Anonymousreply 6502/24/2013

"She's the one who should be playing Mama Rose."

I agree with you. Cathy, not Babs!

And if Jennifer Hudson is singing live, I am fucking impressed.

by Anonymousreply 6602/24/2013

it's me! It's me!

by Anonymousreply 6702/24/2013

Standing O.


by Anonymousreply 6802/24/2013

Ben affleck said something like, " it's a great show so far, but hope you can turn it around later," meaning, it's not going so great so far...

jennifer hudson is much better than beyonce.

by Anonymousreply 6902/24/2013

Sang it girlfriend!

by Anonymousreply 7002/24/2013

OMG, we're going to have to hear Anne sing That Song now.

by Anonymousreply 7102/24/2013

CZJ--singing a song from "Chicago", in which she won Best Supporting Actress,

JHud--singing a song from "Dreamgirls", in which she won Best Supporting Actress,

Anne, et al, singing a song from "Les Miserables"...

Anyone else think they're trying to tell us something?

by Anonymousreply 7202/24/2013

No comment on Amy Adam's hunky bf? Hottest guy on camera so far tonight.

by Anonymousreply 7302/24/2013

Goddamn J-Hud! You go girl!

by Anonymousreply 7402/24/2013

Jennifer's caterwauling is awful.

by Anonymousreply 7502/24/2013

Ugh. Am I the only queer in gaydom who hates muscials?

by Anonymousreply 7602/24/2013

I think Jennifer Hudson has a wonderful voice but there is something annoying about her singing. I can't put a description or pinpoint it but it's so screechy. She screams most times when a simple long note will do.

CZJ definately lipsync but what can one expect with all the moving around she had to do. Still her voice is good.

by Anonymousreply 7702/24/2013

I don't even like JHud and that brought the tears for me.

by Anonymousreply 7802/24/2013

CZJ lipsynched, nice ovation.

JHud kills it, standing O.

by Anonymousreply 7902/24/2013

Hugh Jackman dyes his beard.

by Anonymousreply 8002/24/2013

Ewwwww...she's wearing a nightie!

by Anonymousreply 8102/24/2013

JHud is a great singer, but the song is awful.

by Anonymousreply 8202/24/2013

Like Anne.

by Anonymousreply 8302/24/2013

[quote]They needed something to fill an extra 30 minutes for added money from commercials.

This. Plus its hard to make good tv out of Amour and Zero Dark Thirty.

by Anonymousreply 8402/24/2013

Wow! J Hudson was the highlight of the Oscars so far!

by Anonymousreply 8502/24/2013

This ain't the Tony awards. This is embarassing.

by Anonymousreply 8602/24/2013

The Miz medley doesn't look live for some reason.

by Anonymousreply 8702/24/2013

Eddie Redmayne

by Anonymousreply 8802/24/2013

Just suffered through the caterwauling of Jennifer Hudson! Ugh

by Anonymousreply 8902/24/2013

Who's the gal singing so good in blue?

by Anonymousreply 9002/24/2013

Eddie Redmayne can't sing for shit...but the Kate Middleton lookalike sings pretty well (the best in the cast).

by Anonymousreply 9102/24/2013

Did they really sing in English in France?

by Anonymousreply 9202/24/2013

[quote]I think Jennifer Hudson has a wonderful voice but there is something annoying about her singing. I can't put a description or pinpoint it but it's so screechy. She screams most times when a simple long note will do.

"I Screamed a Scream"

by Anonymousreply 9302/24/2013

Is this shit live? Anne is boring me to tears!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 9402/24/2013

Aaron Tveit is sex on a stick.

And there's Crowe bellowing his line.

by Anonymousreply 9502/24/2013

Mess! MESSS!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 9602/24/2013

[quote]JHud is a great singer, but the song is awful.

Turn in your gay card at the door.

by Anonymousreply 9702/24/2013

Liver lips sings.

by Anonymousreply 9802/24/2013

Russel Crowe?!

GAWD~! Make it stop!

by Anonymousreply 9902/24/2013

Sascha Baron Cohen, and Helena Bonham Carter are cringing to have to be up there in this silliness.

by Anonymousreply 10002/24/2013

Sing it Russell Crowe!

by Anonymousreply 10102/24/2013

The Tony Awards

Russell Crowe! Yay!

Sue me, I'm his biggest fan.

by Anonymousreply 10202/24/2013

Aaron Tveit wins most fuckable of the night!

by Anonymousreply 10302/24/2013

Who's the blond guy singing in the Les Miz number?

by Anonymousreply 10402/24/2013

Why is Seth Meyers singing in the Le Mis number?

by Anonymousreply 10502/24/2013

This is why my mom hates modern musicals.

"Whatever happend to Gordon MacRae in Carousel?"

by Anonymousreply 10602/24/2013

Sasha Baron Cohen is hot.

Why does Russell Crowe look like he did in the Gladiator?

by Anonymousreply 10702/24/2013

LMAO...they had the worst singers in the cast come out at the end (Russell Crowe, HBC, SBC) in order to drown them out by the few who can actually sing (i.e., Hugh Jackman and Samantha Banks).

by Anonymousreply 10802/24/2013

[quote]Who's the gal singing so good in blue?

Samantha Barks. She was Eponine in the movie and in a couple of the stage versions.

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by Anonymousreply 11002/24/2013

Okay, the "Les Miz" cast is definitely singing live!

Because those amateurs can't sing counterpoint without losing their places.

by Anonymousreply 11102/24/2013

Broadway has been the only good thing so far

by Anonymousreply 11202/24/2013

I was All That Jazz lipsync'd when I couldn't even hear it. If it was playback couldn't it have been louder.

Loved Jen Hud, she rocked.

It was a bit off seeing the Les Miz cast in evening wear after CZJ was all in character and I could buy Effie in the dress.

by Anonymousreply 11302/24/2013

I agree with every "this is bullshit" expression Daniel Day Lewis' wife always makes at these things.

by Anonymousreply 11402/24/2013

All of my wine glasses just shattered! That was les miserable!

by Anonymousreply 11502/24/2013

Helena BC . . . seriously, is she ill?

by Anonymousreply 11602/24/2013

Aaron Tveit has really deep nasolabial folds.

by Anonymousreply 11702/24/2013

Ok, is the singing over now?

by Anonymousreply 11802/24/2013

AnnE actually sounded pretty good. Russell Crowe, sad, very sad. And fugly

by Anonymousreply 11902/24/2013

I agree with r77.

by Anonymousreply 12002/24/2013

[quote]Sascha Baron Cohen, and Helena Bonham Carter are cringing to have to be up there in this silliness.

Oh please, they're big whores just like the rest of them.

by Anonymousreply 12102/24/2013

Was it just me or did I see CZJ trying to elbow her way on stage to sing the Madame Thenardier part instead of letting HBC do it?

by Anonymousreply 12202/24/2013

Eddie Redmayne can really sing!

by Anonymousreply 12302/24/2013

Why is it LIPSYNCH and not LIPSING

by Anonymousreply 12402/24/2013

Samantha Banks was in girl in blue, very nice voice,

She's 22 and Manx.

by Anonymousreply 12502/24/2013

Loved Les Mis and Russell!

by Anonymousreply 12602/24/2013

I liked the One Day More. Even Crowe sounded ok.

by Anonymousreply 12702/24/2013

Are the actors also going to perform scenes from the films they are nominated for live ln stage? Because that's the only thing I want to see.

by Anonymousreply 12802/24/2013

Enjoras *swoon*

by Anonymousreply 13002/24/2013

You've got to love Hollywood patting themselves on the back for a decade of movie musicals, each of which was based on a Broadway show.

by Anonymousreply 13102/24/2013

A little pitchy, dawg.

by Anonymousreply 13202/24/2013

Wow, the cameraman or stage manager or whatever the fuck seemed to be making a concerted effort to not focus the camera on Russell Crowe.

by Anonymousreply 13302/24/2013

[115] THAT

by Anonymousreply 13402/24/2013

That's Arthur Miller's daughter, R114.

by Anonymousreply 13502/24/2013

I think everyone lip-synced, right? I think the only ones that didn't tonight were Seth and Shirley Bassey.

by Anonymousreply 13602/24/2013

Eddie Remayne is the best singer in the movie.

I kind of liked that montage.

This June on the Tony Awards, a salute to the movies!

by Anonymousreply 13702/24/2013

[quote]Why is it LIPSYNCH and not LIPSING

Because you're trying to synch your lips to the music/vocals?

by Anonymousreply 13802/24/2013

Anyone else get the sense that Chastain was supposed to present Foreign Film alone and Jennifer Garner got, um, shall we say added on?

by Anonymousreply 13902/24/2013

lol, r131

by Anonymousreply 14002/24/2013

Aaron Tveit is the only one who sounded really good. Even stage pros Jackman and Banks sounded like they hadn't been able to warm up. Or maybe their voices are overused.

Hathaway, Seyfriend, and Crowe just embarassed themselves. They just can't sing that sort of material life.

by Anonymousreply 14102/24/2013

r131, most Broadway shows nowadays are based on movies.

by Anonymousreply 14202/24/2013

If the proposed TV remake of CABARET using the stage script and score ever gets made, Samantha Barks for Sally.. She played the role on stage.

by Anonymousreply 14302/24/2013

AnnE looked very insecure and terrified.

by Anonymousreply 14402/24/2013

J-Hud's wig was unbeweavable.

by Anonymousreply 14502/24/2013

The sound was hideous during Jennifer's number.

by Anonymousreply 14602/24/2013

How did Kristi Dawn get so involved with this? Red carpet, production number, even a cruise ship commercial?

by Anonymousreply 14702/24/2013

No, R139. Maybe you should joint Nikki Finke. You seem as much in the know.

by Anonymousreply 14802/24/2013

Stacy Keibler has the best gown. You gays don't know shit.

by Anonymousreply 14902/24/2013

chris pine over did it on the fake tan...

by Anonymousreply 15002/24/2013

Jennifer's tone is irritating-it's too much screaming & very unmelodic. You can find a heavyset black woman with a powerful voice like hers any day at your local Ebenezer Baptist Church. She has that garden-variety black church gospel voice except her tone isnt warm or as inviting as say Whitney Houston or Patti Labelle for instance.

by Anonymousreply 15102/24/2013

Good Christ, there's still almost 90 minutes left!!

by Anonymousreply 15202/24/2013

Sasha Baron Cohen was the best singer out there.

by Anonymousreply 15302/24/2013

Note to Jennifer Hudson-less is more.

by Anonymousreply 15402/24/2013

I miss the days when Chris Pine was hot :(

by Anonymousreply 15502/24/2013

Jeenifer Lawrence's dress may look like a wedding gown, but Zoe Saldana's looks like a wedding [italic]cake.[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 15602/24/2013

This is the sickliest Oscars EVAH!

I've had the "is she/he sick?" reaction to Helena, Kristen Chenoweth, Chris Evans...

by Anonymousreply 15702/24/2013

Chris Pine's facial hair is fuckin' gross! It's weird looking. What's with all the *actual* beards on guys this year?

by Anonymousreply 15802/24/2013

What is wrong with some of you people? Except for Russell Crowe, who sings through his nose, the rest of them were just fine and some were great.

by Anonymousreply 15902/24/2013

Catherine Zeta Jone's singing was incredible!

by Anonymousreply 16002/24/2013

[quote] She's 22 and Manx.

What is MANX?

by Anonymousreply 16102/24/2013

[quote]Why is it LIPSYNCH and not LIPSING

Because your synching your lips to the music. Lip singing is just singing.

by Anonymousreply 16202/24/2013

The Academy Awards does not allow lip singing to recorded tracks!

by Anonymousreply 16302/24/2013

"AnnE looked very insecure and terrified."

And sounded that way as well. Was that her soprano going wild during the big choral finale?

by Anonymousreply 16402/24/2013

Marky Mark--my least favorite movie star.

by Anonymousreply 16502/24/2013

Wow. Mark Wahlberg must want to stab Seth right about now.

by Anonymousreply 16602/24/2013

Ted SUCKED. there i said it.

by Anonymousreply 16702/24/2013

R114 so true

by Anonymousreply 16802/24/2013

I don't know who the host is but he is doing okay

by Anonymousreply 16902/24/2013

Redmayne sounded great, but Aaron Tveit was outstanding

by Anonymousreply 17002/24/2013

Anne was in character.

by Anonymousreply 17102/24/2013

Shirley Bassey still owns for the best moment.

by Anonymousreply 17202/24/2013

Jessica Chastain is a robot, right?

And she came dressed like an Oscar. Tacky.

by Anonymousreply 17302/24/2013

[quote]What is MANX?

It means she is from the Isle of Man, between Britain and Ireland.

by Anonymousreply 17402/24/2013

the brits are cleaning up! WTF???

by Anonymousreply 17502/24/2013

OMG ... this is so fucking boring and JUST DRAGS ON.

by Anonymousreply 17602/24/2013

Redmayne did sound great.

This Jewish / post Oscar orgy business is just weird.

by Anonymousreply 17702/24/2013

Seth Macfarlane is HOT!

Looks like he's got a nice toned body under that tux...

by Anonymousreply 17902/24/2013

Can I be the first to say Travolta is looking like Bela Lugosi?

by Anonymousreply 18002/24/2013

Per Nikki Finke:

My sources say the mood inside the Dolby Theatre has turned ugly. “The audience is fed up with this self-promoting musicals sequence. Emails galore asking: ‘WTF’”?

by Anonymousreply 18102/24/2013

Next up - Supporting Actress

by Anonymousreply 18202/24/2013

I am surprised at that Les Mis win. In the theater I saw it in, the sound mixing was terrible. You'd barely know there was an orchestra.

by Anonymousreply 18302/24/2013

Jokes about [italic]JEWS[/italic] ... coming from a goy?

OMG, he is going to get critically eviscerated.

by Anonymousreply 18402/24/2013

Why do they do this? Can't they just announce who won for sound?

by Anonymousreply 18502/24/2013

I didn't watch Le Miserable so I don't know much about it. Which character was Russell Crowe? Was he supposed to be rough and prickly? If so, then his singing was fine. I'm sure the makers of the movie knew what kind of singer he is (he had his own band and was lead singer). For everyone complaining about his singing and looks, post a video of yourselves singing and particularly if you're in your 40's, post a pic.

I think he's fine as he is.

Now let's discuss DL fave Walberg doing his schtick with a fucking puppet.

by Anonymousreply 18602/24/2013

I agree with you Della about Shirley Bassey.

by Anonymousreply 18702/24/2013

We have... a tie!

by Anonymousreply 18802/24/2013

I thought Travolta looked kind of hot. He still has a huge ass.

by Anonymousreply 18902/24/2013

This ZDT music guy looks like a vampire who just ate a crew member backstage.

by Anonymousreply 19002/24/2013

Alexander Skarsgaard is not aging well.

by Anonymousreply 19102/24/2013

Did Adele just win for sound editing?

by Anonymousreply 19202/24/2013

Are Mark Boal and Kathryn Bigelow fucking each other? I think they are...

by Anonymousreply 19302/24/2013

The banter is horrible. Just give the statues.

by Anonymousreply 19402/24/2013

The Oscars need a William Hurt comeback.

by Anonymousreply 19502/24/2013

A tie! A tie! That can only be good for me, right? Somehow? I changed.

by Anonymousreply 19602/24/2013

A tie and no Argo.

by Anonymousreply 19702/24/2013

What's with the men with the big hair tonight

by Anonymousreply 19802/24/2013

R161 Isle of Man

by Anonymousreply 19902/24/2013

I thought Travolta looked like his own entry at Madame Tussaud's.

by Anonymousreply 20002/24/2013

Apparently in Europe it's still 1988 from those hairstyles.

by Anonymousreply 20102/24/2013

Long blond hair for men in IN!

by Anonymousreply 20202/24/2013

Is shoulder length hair on middleaged men making a comeback??

by Anonymousreply 20302/24/2013

Anne with an E nervousing

by Anonymousreply 20402/24/2013

This is the third long-haired dude to ramble on up here!

by Anonymousreply 20502/24/2013

Who tied for what!!!

by Anonymousreply 20702/24/2013

What's up with all these long-haired yellow skinned men

by Anonymousreply 20802/24/2013

Is it possible this Nikki Feine person decided to rag for effect?

by Anonymousreply 20902/24/2013

[quote]Sasha Baron Cohen was the best singer out there.

Funny, I didn't realize he was on stage performing with the cast.

by Anonymousreply 21002/24/2013

Seth McFarlane is dead to me.

by Anonymousreply 21102/24/2013

$20 says here comes Jaws. Rude.

by Anonymousreply 21202/24/2013

[quote]What is MANX?

Male Spanx

by Anonymousreply 21302/24/2013

Boal and Bigelow used to date but broke up correct?

by Anonymousreply 21402/24/2013

I think Argo is getting shut down.

by Anonymousreply 21502/24/2013

Brace comes AnnE

by Anonymousreply 21602/24/2013

Betcha ten bucks that Hathaway is having a meltdown backstage.

by Anonymousreply 21702/24/2013

Breaking: Men in Holloywood Embracing the Latest Hairstyle Trend: The Rapunzel.

by Anonymousreply 21802/24/2013

Anticipatory DL heads exploding as Anne's name is called....

by Anonymousreply 21902/24/2013

OMG, this is just getting worse!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 22002/24/2013

Following Jew jokes with Nazo jokes? Way to go.

by Anonymousreply 22102/24/2013

A nazi just walked into the Oscars.

by Anonymousreply 22202/24/2013

Is Seth McFarlane Asian?

by Anonymousreply 22302/24/2013

[quote]Are Mark Boal and Kathryn Bigelow fucking each other? I think they are...

They used to be a couple, but the rumor is they are no longer together.

by Anonymousreply 22402/24/2013

Plummer hates the Sound of Music - he's gonna be pissed.

by Anonymousreply 22502/24/2013

He will not be back next year, no way! he sucks so bad!

by Anonymousreply 22602/24/2013

This is always the WORST past, all the noboby-gives-a-shit categories for over an hour!

by Anonymousreply 22702/24/2013

It my time!

by Anonymousreply 22802/24/2013

Iceberg straight ahead!

by Anonymousreply 22902/24/2013

Ah, some Nazi jokes to go with the Jew jokes!

This is really making me nervous.

Christopher Plummer looks ancient but great.

by Anonymousreply 23002/24/2013

Who is this old blabbering fool

by Anonymousreply 23102/24/2013

I'm going to be presented to by Captain von Trapp! Oh, thank you UNIVERSE!

by Anonymousreply 23202/24/2013

Have any Americans actually won Oscars tonight?

I'm hearing nothing but English, German, Irish and Lord knows what accents coming from the people accepting their awards. Do many Americans win Baftas?

by Anonymousreply 23302/24/2013

Finally! Go Anne!

by Anonymousreply 23402/24/2013

It's my time now get ready DL

by Anonymousreply 23502/24/2013

Plummer was disgusted by the Sound of Music joke.

by Anonymousreply 23602/24/2013

Please be senile and call out the wrong name, Mr. Plummer! Even if it says "Anne Hathaway," it'll be easy to blurt out "Sally Field!"

by Anonymousreply 23702/24/2013

The star of "Inside Daisy Clover!!!!"

by Anonymousreply 23802/24/2013

What's black, white and red?

A penguin in a blender and also Christopher Plummer.

by Anonymousreply 23902/24/2013

How sad that a respected Hollywood power player like Nikki Finke was unable to attend the Academy Awards.

by Anonymousreply 24002/24/2013

Please lose please lose please lose please please please lose lose lose please please please please.

by Anonymousreply 24102/24/2013

Sally Field...come on....

by Anonymousreply 24202/24/2013

According to Musto, Streisand is performing as part of the In Memoriam package, singing 'Evergreen' in tribute to Marvin Hamlisch. That's not scheduled for another 40 minutes or so and I'm already up past my bedtime...

by Anonymousreply 24302/24/2013

I'm kind of glad they used John but on the other hand, I don't think John and Kelly should have showed up. It's like a complete lie and every fucking person knows they are a lie. Aren't they embarrassed?

by Anonymousreply 24402/24/2013

How long will annE's speech be? Do you think we will hear the Jaws theme?

by Anonymousreply 24502/24/2013

Ok I dislike Anne as much as the next guy and didn't see Les Miserables but that clip of her singing always gets me.

by Anonymousreply 24602/24/2013

Please let her lose, please let her lose.

by Anonymousreply 24702/24/2013

Which one of Hathaway's nipples will accept the award?

by Anonymousreply 24802/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 24902/24/2013

"Alexander Skarsgaard is not aging well"

In what ways?

by Anonymousreply 25002/24/2013


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by Anonymousreply 25202/24/2013

Yay Anne!

by Anonymousreply 25302/24/2013


I am so sick of your bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 25402/24/2013

AnnE for the win!!

by Anonymousreply 25502/24/2013

So, are DL heads exploding?????

by Anonymousreply 25602/24/2013

Moment of Truth!!!!!!!!!!

Yessssssssssssssss Bithcessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

by Anonymousreply 25702/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 25802/24/2013

Suck it bitches!

by Anonymousreply 25902/24/2013

Gentlemen, start your engines...

by Anonymousreply 26002/24/2013

YeS! Anne got it. Poor Sally.

by Anonymousreply 26102/24/2013

I am SOOOOOOOOO shocked!

by Anonymousreply 26202/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 26302/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 26502/24/2013

It must be cold in the theater.

by Anonymousreply 26602/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 26702/24/2013

Let me get my Flying Nun speech out!

by Anonymousreply 26802/24/2013

Oh, the trembly overwrought victory speech.

by Anonymousreply 26902/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 27002/24/2013

Please let this be the last we hear of her for a while. I also never want to hear the score from Lez Miz again!

by Anonymousreply 27102/24/2013

Look at those rocks on Anne!

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by Anonymousreply 27302/24/2013

God, I loathe her. Get the bitch offstage!

by Anonymousreply 27402/24/2013

Plummer hates what he calls "The Sound of Mucus". He said, "It's time to get a new song."

by Anonymousreply 27602/24/2013

Where is Hugh's wife?

by Anonymousreply 27702/24/2013

Anne has rehearsed this a million times. None of it sounds genuine or off the cuff.

by Anonymousreply 27802/24/2013

Come on, Jaws...

by Anonymousreply 27902/24/2013

Worst kind of Oscar speech - a list of names.

by Anonymousreply 28002/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 28102/24/2013

Why is she so winded?

by Anonymousreply 28202/24/2013

"It came true."

That cunt has a wonder she won.

by Anonymousreply 28302/24/2013

Come on!! JAWS!!!

by Anonymousreply 28402/24/2013

i HATE ANNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 28502/24/2013

da duh

da duh

da duh

by Anonymousreply 28602/24/2013

Memo to Christopher Plummer- The lead singer of Digital Underground called and is asking for his nose back.

by Anonymousreply 28702/24/2013

The Keane painting come to life has won an Oscar.

by Anonymousreply 28802/24/2013

Anne's dress is the dress of the young pretty winner. It reminds me of Marisa Tomei's, and Gwyneth Paltrow's Oscar dresses.

by Anonymousreply 28902/24/2013

someone get the Jaws theme playing!

by Anonymousreply 29002/24/2013

Datalounge heads combust!

Oh my gah, start the Jaws music already!

by Anonymousreply 29102/24/2013

Oh, her speech was fine.

Was the Godfather outcue a sign?

by Anonymousreply 29202/24/2013

Just horrible. Horrible speech.

by Anonymousreply 29302/24/2013

"...and world peace."

by Anonymousreply 29402/24/2013

I can't stand the Jaws music tonight, but they should have played that with AnnE.

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by Anonymousreply 29602/24/2013

Riiight! Rub the magic Oscar and make all the bad stuff go away, Ann. You can do it!

by Anonymousreply 29702/24/2013

She's such a fucking phony. Now go home and stick it up your twat, Anne.

by Anonymousreply 29802/24/2013

I would rather it be rehearsed than a long rambling mess. She looked pretty on stage at least.

by Anonymousreply 29902/24/2013

If this means I never have to hear from her again like Marisa Tomei, Mercedes Ruehl, Marcia Gay Harden, the Mighty Aphrodite chick etc. Then I can stomach her winning tonight.

by Anonymousreply 30002/24/2013

I liked the end of annEs speech. It wasn't half bad.

by Anonymousreply 30102/24/2013

well from the clips, it looks like Anne actually put more effort in her performance. Sally was always the same character in her roles. Maybe it just got old.

by Anonymousreply 30202/24/2013

Hathaway could have made herself more human getting on stage and making a remark about wanting her next costar being Christopher Plummer. At least that would have been "in the moment" but her speech was so rehearsed and the latst line made me want to vomit.

And she thanked all her agents, managers, publicists....its just gross to me when winners use all their screen time to namedrop their pro team.

by Anonymousreply 30302/24/2013

Good speech from Hathaway. She listened to the feedback obviously. Was genuine. Good job.

by Anonymousreply 30402/24/2013

Whatever cunts.

Sally Field has TWO BEST ACTRESS (not supporting) Oscars, and AnnE will NEVER win another after this little supporting award.


by Anonymousreply 30502/24/2013

May the misfortune of Fantine only exist in stories and not in real life.


How sappy. Her speech was horrid. It sounded like she was going to end it off singing What a Friend We Have in Jesus. My goodness.

by Anonymousreply 30702/24/2013

It takes a team, apparently, to act in a fucking movie.

by Anonymousreply 30802/24/2013


I like Anne, fuck the haters.

by Anonymousreply 30902/24/2013

Which ones are the yellow-skinned men?

by Anonymousreply 31002/24/2013

Ugh, the list of names speech to remind all of us "Little People" that she is a veritable corporation and is very important to the jobs of many many people, so of course I should win! Look at what a "Job Creator" I am!

I really wanted Sally Field to win. I love her.

by Anonymousreply 31102/24/2013

You're crazy R299. For us watching it's best when we get a crazy rambling mess of a speech. Who wants to hear a list of people we've never heard of?

by Anonymousreply 31202/24/2013

Ugh, the link someone gave to free stream has been found out apparently, and is no longer working. Anyone know of any others? yes, yes, I am cheap, actually poor...

by Anonymousreply 31302/24/2013

Plummer should be grateful for SOM although a good actor this gave him the great opportunity of many great roles!

by Anonymousreply 31402/24/2013

Hey Captain Von Trapp - you will ALWAYS be most known for Sound of Music. Ha ha ha ha.

by Anonymousreply 31502/24/2013

I couldn't wait for Anne to win to witness all the whiners on DL. This is great! Congrats Anne!

by Anonymousreply 31602/24/2013

Ummm Annie my doll, where is MY thanks after dressing you for all these years???


by Anonymousreply 31702/24/2013

Anne Hathaway's facial features are still too big for her tiny head.

by Anonymousreply 31802/24/2013

She rehearsed that speech. She was thanking her campaign team. She didnt win without brownnosing.

by Anonymousreply 31902/24/2013

ANOTHER LINK? That link the nice guy provided in the other thread just went down. Any others? Help! I saw half of annE's acceptance, and then blank

by Anonymousreply 32002/24/2013

MacFarlane looks so bizarrely like an even faker Donny Osmond. Doesn't every body notice that?

by Anonymousreply 32102/24/2013

She is THAT annoying girl from your high school theater group.

by Anonymousreply 32202/24/2013

What the what with that line about the Fantines of the world what?

by Anonymousreply 32302/24/2013

Humpty Hump!!!

Love your reference, Della!!

by Anonymousreply 32402/24/2013

doesn't take a team to act in a movie but it takes a team to make someone like Anne a star. She's come a long way on very little (and I liked her in Les Mis and thinks she deserves the Oscar) - she should thank her lucky stars for the Huvanes and everyone else who made her happen.

by Anonymousreply 32502/24/2013

Is Don Mischner having a stroke? All of his cutaway shots are of nobodies!! I want to see stars in these moments! The only good one was watching Nicole Kidman look at Keith Urban in disbelief when a great speech by a tech winner getting his mic cut off.

by Anonymousreply 32602/24/2013

That list of college students was incredibly pointless.

by Anonymousreply 32702/24/2013

I used to really like Anne. Or at least TRIED to. But she has gone off the rails with the fucking fake sincerity. I HATE her now and it's wierd how that shifted!

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by Anonymousreply 32902/24/2013

I wish there was an acceptance speech on the par of Pia Zadora's in The Lonely Lady.

by Anonymousreply 33002/24/2013

What is that thing in her ear???

by Anonymousreply 33102/24/2013

When I saw Christopher Plummer on stage, I thought he was going to sing Edelweiss.

by Anonymousreply 33202/24/2013

Sandra bomb

by Anonymousreply 33302/24/2013

Sandra Bullock's nosejob is horrible.

by Anonymousreply 33402/24/2013

sandra bullocks looks rough!

by Anonymousreply 33502/24/2013

Sandra looks very pretty.

by Anonymousreply 33602/24/2013

Anne who? I've blocked it out already.

by Anonymousreply 33702/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 33802/24/2013

OK the win is over.. and so is Les Miz a horrible adaptation of a stirring musical on stage. we won't have to hear any more about the movie after tonight..

unless you buy the blu ray or watch it next year on premium cable.

by Anonymousreply 33902/24/2013

Speaking of never changing her hair, when the fuck is Sandy Bullock going to get rid of that same 'do she's had since 1996?

by Anonymousreply 34002/24/2013

I never understood the AnnE hate on here, but after hearing her phoney speech, I understand now.

by Anonymousreply 34102/24/2013

I was hoping Anne would break into a stanza of "You'll Never Walk Alone".

by Anonymousreply 34202/24/2013

You queens are a hot fucking Isn't tgood color on y'all. Anne's speech was appropriate

by Anonymousreply 34302/24/2013

Seth MacFarlane looks like Christopher Knight.

by Anonymousreply 34402/24/2013

Argo's first award of the night.

by Anonymousreply 34502/24/2013

Love Sandra Bullock's dress. But year 2001 wants its flat-ironed hair back.

by Anonymousreply 34602/24/2013

Sandra Bullock - class act.

by Anonymousreply 34702/24/2013

Did AnnE crash the server?

by Anonymousreply 34802/24/2013

Does this mean Argo is a lock for best pic?

by Anonymousreply 34902/24/2013

Yeah, what was Hathaway talking about "all the Fantines"?

by Anonymousreply 35002/24/2013

R313, the broadcast is on network TV, not cable or is it you don't have a TV?

by Anonymousreply 35102/24/2013

R312 I hate when they ramble on and never actually say anything. It's a waste of their moment.

by Anonymousreply 35202/24/2013

They're really spreading the love around tonight. Except for Lincoln.

by Anonymousreply 35302/24/2013

Hot daddy film editor!

by Anonymousreply 35402/24/2013

Did Sandra Bullock seem very smug?

by Anonymousreply 35502/24/2013

Is Sandra hosting late night horror movies on cable somewhere?

by Anonymousreply 35602/24/2013

Sandra Buttocks

by Anonymousreply 35702/24/2013

Argo is winning best pic!

by Anonymousreply 35802/24/2013

is the worst behind us ?

by Anonymousreply 35902/24/2013

Bullocks' dress looks like the one she wore when she won her award except that she had it dyed black.

by Anonymousreply 36002/24/2013

Jennifer Lawrence has no cleavage and no tits.

by Anonymousreply 36102/24/2013

Jennifer Lawrence's ill-fitting prom dress would be more appealing if it covered up those hideous moles all over her chest.

by Anonymousreply 36202/24/2013

Did Jennifer Lawrence dress up by mistake to go the Twelve Oaks barbecue?

by Anonymousreply 36302/24/2013

Jennifer Lawrence's dress is a hideous mistake.

by Anonymousreply 36402/24/2013

Smoooches, r324.

Where's Barbra!?

by Anonymousreply 36502/24/2013

They might as well give the Oscar to Adele, she's the only one they're letting sing their nominated song.

by Anonymousreply 36602/24/2013

Adele ... what an amazing voice. No lip synching here.

by Anonymousreply 36702/24/2013

I am glad Adele fixed her hair. Lovely!

by Anonymousreply 36802/24/2013

Adele is beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 36902/24/2013

They could hold on that shot of Clooney and Affleck for the entire 3 hours and I'd be just fine with that.

by Anonymousreply 37002/24/2013

adele is doing an OK job

by Anonymousreply 37102/24/2013

You bitches go right ahead and make fun of Adele's looks but she sings circles around anyone you can compare her to.

by Anonymousreply 37202/24/2013


It's amazing that such a beautiful singing voice could come out of a classless gutter snipe who carries herself with the grace and charm of a meth addicted trucker.

by Anonymousreply 37302/24/2013

Suck it bitches!!!! I won! My amazing performance won!!

by Anonymousreply 37402/24/2013

I was surprised to find out that Adele is 5'9". I always thought she was short.

by Anonymousreply 37502/24/2013

[quote]You queens are a hot fucking Isn't good color on y'all.

Ohh, back in the knife box, Miss Sharp.

by Anonymousreply 37602/24/2013

Adele sounds terrible. I think there are sound problems.

by Anonymousreply 37702/24/2013

Well, Girl with Dragon Tattoo won editing last year, but yes. Argo will win Best Picture, editing and screenplay. 3 Oscars. Very weak.

by Anonymousreply 37802/24/2013

Adele's dress matches the backdrop! She's blending into it!

I wonder if it was deliberate? And if so, whose idea was it?

by Anonymousreply 37902/24/2013

DDL will be the win for Lincoln. Possibly Spielberg. That's all it needs.

by Anonymousreply 38002/24/2013

lol r363

by Anonymousreply 38102/24/2013

Adele's dress and hairstyle for her song is MUCH better than her dress and hairstyle on the red carpet.

Fat girls need to have a very simple and classy look on formal occasions, which is exactly what she's working now.

by Anonymousreply 38202/24/2013

Adele live isn't so fab.

by Anonymousreply 38302/24/2013

Jennifer Lawrence is under contract with Dior so she has to wear their shit.

by Anonymousreply 38402/24/2013

Bad audio mixing, the orchestra is playing over Adele's vocals. You can hardly hear her. The second verse seems better like they realized it.

by Anonymousreply 38502/24/2013

Usually when someone is singing you can't tell their accent but Adele is so obviously cockney.

by Anonymousreply 38602/24/2013

Now with Argo winning editing and Amour foreign, and Sugarman doc, it seems all the predetermined winners are on track to win so no surprises are likely.

Prepare yourselves for a Jennifer Lawrence win.

by Anonymousreply 38702/24/2013

[quote]Speaking of never changing her hair, when the fuck is Sandy Bullock going to get rid of that same 'do she's had since 1996?

by Anonymousreply 38802/24/2013

Is it Adele or her audio?

by Anonymousreply 38902/24/2013

I love Sandy Bullock but, yeah, the flat iron hair needs to go. I'm sick of burning my hair every morning because this style won't die.

Adele, Bassey, the singers in general seem bored. Bored to be singing there. The musical parts of dragging like in slow motion.

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by Anonymousreply 39102/24/2013

[quote]Jennifer Lawrence has no cleavage and no tits.

Jennifer Lawrence has huge tits.

by Anonymousreply 39202/24/2013

Keep Adele away from Quvenzhane at the buffet table. She might mistake her for an hors d'oeuvre.

by Anonymousreply 39302/24/2013

I hope Argo doesn't win and I don't want Les Miz to win either.

I like Anne, I've been a fan for years except I wonder about her...why was she dating a crook?

by Anonymousreply 39402/24/2013

pity we can't hear her in the chorus ... drowned out by the orchestra

by Anonymousreply 39502/24/2013

[quote]Speaking of never changing her hair, when the fuck is Sandy Bullock going to get rid of that same 'do she's had since 1996?

by Anonymousreply 39602/24/2013

Thank you, R343. Really sick of the Anne hate and projection of phoniness.

by Anonymousreply 39702/24/2013

I liked Adele better when she was called Alison Moyet.

by Anonymousreply 39802/24/2013

R363... THANK YOU! I've been trying to figure out how best to damn that awful dress all night and you did it!

by Anonymousreply 39902/24/2013

Since when does winning Best Picture = a weak showing?

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by Anonymousreply 40102/24/2013

I sure as fuck prefer Adele to listening to Jennifer Hudson vocally jack off for 4 minutes.

by Anonymousreply 40202/24/2013

No standing o for Adele

by Anonymousreply 40302/24/2013

OH MY EARS on that sustained note.

by Anonymousreply 40402/24/2013

Sally Field's adorable gay son!

And quite impressed with the show's make up and costume folks -- they managed to make Adele look thin.

by Anonymousreply 40502/24/2013

If Jennifer Lawrence has huge tits, she's wearing a girdle around them because annE H looks bigger than her.

by Anonymousreply 40702/24/2013

Adele should be the posterchild for the word frau. She is frau personified. She looks so matronly and frumpy even when made up. She is Susan Boyle Jr. The weird thing is she has a pretty face and she has the potential to look hot if she lost like 50 lbs. I still can't believe she is younger than Rihanna and Lady Gaga. She needs to get some tips from J-Hud after the show.

by Anonymousreply 40802/24/2013

[quote]I wish there was an acceptance speech on the par of Pia Zadora's in The Lonely Lady.

"I don't suppose I'm the only one who's had to FUCK her way to the top!"

by Anonymousreply 40902/24/2013

Because Jennifer was better.

by Anonymousreply 41002/24/2013

[quote]Speaking of never changing her hair, when the fuck is Sandy Bullock going to get rid of that same 'do she's had since 1996?

by Anonymousreply 41102/24/2013

Agree with comments about sound on SKYFALL. Song lost a lot of punch, IMO.

by Anonymousreply 41202/24/2013

And with Everyone Hates Hathaway winning, we bid farewell to Les Miz forever.

by Anonymousreply 41302/24/2013

Jennifer Hudson got a standing ovation for her Dream Girls tribute but no standing O for Adele?

I wonder if the overbearing sound of the orchestra and backups that blocked out her vocals on tv were even worse than inside the Dolby Theater. The song her her powerful vocals. You'd never know that watching at home.

by Anonymousreply 41402/24/2013

What happened to "Jennifer Lawrence is so fat"?

by Anonymousreply 41502/24/2013

The problem is that Anne acts like a big ole phony baloney. She'd be more likable if she were in on the joke.

by Anonymousreply 41602/24/2013

Tomorrow, Jennifer's dress will win the HATE it vote on every LOVE IT HATE it photo vote for the Oscar dresses.

In a year, more people will remember Jennifer's name. No one will remember that awful fucking dress I chose.

by Anonymousreply 41702/24/2013

Did Sandy come with Keanu?

by Anonymousreply 41802/24/2013

[quote] they managed to make Adele look thin.

Try hitting the side of your TV to fix the picture.

by Anonymousreply 41902/24/2013

[quote]Speaking of never changing her hair, when the fuck is Sandy Bullock going to get rid of that same 'do she's had since 1996?

by Anonymousreply 42002/24/2013

Argo will join great films like Dances With Wolves, Crash, Forrest Gump, Braveheart, A Beautiful Mind...

Its almost better not to win.

by Anonymousreply 42102/24/2013

From Nikki Finke-- Ben Affleck is pissed!

"I just received an email from inside the Dolby explaining that Ben Affleck was furious about the Gigli reference – which explains the looks-that-kill he shot MacFarlane onstage."

by Anonymousreply 42202/24/2013

Adele was swell.

by Anonymousreply 42302/24/2013

Boring song. Ponderous. Waste of Adele's good voice.

by Anonymousreply 42402/24/2013

Per Nikki:

I just received an email from inside the Dolby explaining that Ben Affleck was furious about the Gigli reference – which explains the looks-that-kill he shot MacFarlane onstage.

by Anonymousreply 42502/24/2013

Is Kerry Washington at the Oscars?

by Anonymousreply 42702/24/2013

[quote]Speaking of never changing her hair, when the fuck is Sandy Bullock going to get rid of that same 'do she's had since 1996?

by Anonymousreply 42802/24/2013

I have a feeling Lincoln going to be shut out. Hugh Jackman in an upset of DDL.

This is the worst Oscar show I've seen in a very very very long time.

Think it's time to wheel Billy Crystal back on stage.

by Anonymousreply 42902/24/2013

Ben has no one to blame for Gigli except himself.

Fuck that egomaniac.

by Anonymousreply 43002/24/2013

Maybe it's not a joke to her. If I had worked my ass off and gotten my reward, I wouldn't care less what a bunch of little people thought.

by Anonymousreply 43102/24/2013

Jennifer Hudson was the musical performance of the night. Adele was tepid and fat ... I mean flat.

by Anonymousreply 43202/24/2013

Nicole Kidman's face has settled. She's looking better.

by Anonymousreply 43302/24/2013

Nicole Kidman's dress is fabulous, I have to say.

by Anonymousreply 43402/24/2013

R405 I know I love him he's so cute and smart and charming!

by Anonymousreply 43502/24/2013

Wow, even I think Nicole is a phony!!

by Anonymousreply 43602/24/2013

Les Nipperables

by Anonymousreply 43702/24/2013

Quentin Tarantino is fucked up already, LOL...

by Anonymousreply 43802/24/2013

MacFarlane/Affleck catfight! The fur will be flying!

by Anonymousreply 43902/24/2013

I'm sick of this Adele slob.

by Anonymousreply 44002/24/2013

I am mesmerized by Nichole's forehead

by Anonymousreply 44102/24/2013

What was the Gigli joke?

by Anonymousreply 44202/24/2013

And the hair pieces, r439

by Anonymousreply 44302/24/2013

[quote] I just received an email from inside the Dolby explaining that Ben Affleck was furious about the Gigli reference – which explains the looks-that-kill he shot MacFarlane onstage.

If this is true, then Ben get the fuck over yourself. You're a successful actor and director. If you can't laugh at yourself for the duds, then find another career.

by Anonymousreply 44402/24/2013

Someone needs to update Anne's IMDB page.

by Anonymousreply 44502/24/2013

I hate to say it but Adele was pretty flat for the most part.

by Anonymousreply 44602/24/2013

R437 What's wrong with my nipples?

by Anonymousreply 44702/24/2013

Nic allowys everyone claps and praise and a nice David O'Rullell line and a hands up clap for Django/Quentin. FINALLY some unscripted moments. Go Nic! There should have been applause all along for the best pic nominees. Great way for us to judge the audience's love.

by Anonymousreply 44802/24/2013

If he's pissed about Gigli, fuck him. Shit happens.

by Anonymousreply 44902/24/2013

Aaaw, Kristin Stewart's last trip to the Oscars.

by Anonymousreply 45002/24/2013

Great job Adele! I was nervous for her - but she nailed it So who the fuck cares if she's fat, and plain looking - you aint going to sleep with her. And your heroine Judy - was no oil painting EVER!!

by Anonymousreply 45102/24/2013

Who's the grunting crack whore next to Harry Potter?

by Anonymousreply 45202/24/2013

Kristen Stewart decided to come tonight as a hairy caterpillar.

by Anonymousreply 45302/24/2013

OMG, Kristen Stewart, WTF? She can't afford a comb for all her millions?

by Anonymousreply 45402/24/2013

There are definitely a lot of jealous wannabes on this thread.

by Anonymousreply 45502/24/2013

Kristin Stewart-GO AWAY!

by Anonymousreply 45602/24/2013

Kristen Stewart. Idiot.

by Anonymousreply 45702/24/2013

Kristen Stewart if you can't walk

Next time saty home

by Anonymousreply 45802/24/2013

Kristen Stewart is tweeking.

by Anonymousreply 45902/24/2013

Kristen Stewart, get over your "shy" self!!

So uncomfortable to watch her.

by Anonymousreply 46002/24/2013

Was that awful Kristin Stewart limping?

She mumbles. Mumble, mumble, mumble.

by Anonymousreply 46102/24/2013

Kristin Stewart is so fucking high...loved how she hobbles out, does her signature hair run-through, and then turns so the camera captures the bruise on her arm.

by Anonymousreply 46202/24/2013

Kristen Stewart looks like Jodi Foster on crack.

by Anonymousreply 46302/24/2013

Why is Bradley Cooper hideous with longer hair and adorable with the buzz cut?

by Anonymousreply 46402/24/2013

R453 wins.

by Anonymousreply 46502/24/2013

Why couldn't Kstew just come out with a cane?!

by Anonymousreply 46602/24/2013

Why is Kristen limping? And she has bruises.. Was she in a car wreck? Take a tumble?

by Anonymousreply 46702/24/2013

Ease up on the meth, r451.

by Anonymousreply 46802/24/2013

I think the stage is beautifully lit.

What is wrong with Kristen Stewart? What a joke.

by Anonymousreply 46902/24/2013

Adele seemed distracted. No doubt she's heard rumours about the buffet at the Vanity Fair party.

by Anonymousreply 47002/24/2013

Kristen Stewart's voice has finally dropped!

by Anonymousreply 47102/24/2013

Steve Jobs finally gets his Oscar

by Anonymousreply 47202/24/2013

Too late for Lincoln to get shut out, it just won something meaningless.

by Anonymousreply 47302/24/2013

Barbra singing The Way We Were.

by Anonymousreply 47402/24/2013

For an old guy, that Lincoln winner is pretty handsome.

by Anonymousreply 47502/24/2013

[quote]I just received an email from inside the Dolby explaining that Ben Affleck was furious about the Gigli reference – which explains the looks-that-kill he shot MacFarlane onstage.

Oh fuck you Affleck. You're so fucking important and special now because you managed to make a good movie? Really?

by Anonymousreply 47602/24/2013

Ben, just roll w/ it and be in on the sketch for the next awards show.

by Anonymousreply 47702/24/2013

We know Kristen Stewart didn't shower today. Or yesterday. Or maybe last week.

She twitches like she has lice.

by Anonymousreply 47802/24/2013

Kristen Stewart looks and sounds like she was interrupted in the middle of receiving cunninlingus to get on stage.

by Anonymousreply 47902/24/2013

This show needs a little Lena Dunham to liven things up while keeping it real.

by Anonymousreply 48002/24/2013

Where is the other half of Salma Hayek?

Sad, she is losing her looks.

by Anonymousreply 48102/24/2013

Oh dear. Salma Hayak has all the money in the world to spend on gowns, but she picks something that makes her look like she's all head.

by Anonymousreply 48202/24/2013

Salma needs to eat.

by Anonymousreply 48302/24/2013

OMG, Salma Hayek's special ed presentation.

by Anonymousreply 48402/24/2013

You think Kristen Stewart started dating Chris Brown?

by Anonymousreply 48502/24/2013

Kristen Stewart was grunting while poor Daniel Radcliffe was trying to do his bit! Gross!

by Anonymousreply 48602/24/2013

No other link? Help us without TVs, please.

by Anonymousreply 48702/24/2013

What was that music they played when Salma hayek walked out? was it from an Hercule Poirot film?

by Anonymousreply 48802/24/2013

Salma Hayek is married to a billionaire and yet she's dressed like a maid who rifled through her employer's Goodwill donations for something to take home.

by Anonymousreply 48902/24/2013

During the red carpet shows, they mentioned that Kristen Stewart is on crutches. Didn't hear why, though.

by Anonymousreply 49002/24/2013

I feel bad for KStew...she seems like a nervous mess.

by Anonymousreply 49102/24/2013

Is Kirsten Stewart pregnant or did she gain weight? She looked in pain on stage.

by Anonymousreply 49202/24/2013

was kristen steward on drugs? c'mon experts, weigh in! i've never done drugs so i don't know!

by Anonymousreply 49302/24/2013

Holy shit, George Stevens is still ALIVE???

by Anonymousreply 49402/24/2013

Didn't she break her leg?

by Anonymousreply 49502/24/2013

[quote]I just received an email from inside the Dolby explaining that Ben Affleck was furious about the Gigli reference – which explains the looks-that-kill he shot MacFarlane onstage.

Affleck needs to get over himself--does he expect everyone to just forget "Gigli" happened? At least Seth didn't pull out his "Ben Affleck's contribution to 'Good Will Hunting' was minimal" joke!

by Anonymousreply 49602/24/2013

The Governors Awards - where the actual movie stars go now and the real shit goes down. Not the Oscars themselves.

by Anonymousreply 49702/24/2013

Did Hayek get a breast reduction?

by Anonymousreply 49802/24/2013

[quote] Nic allowys everyone claps and praise and a nice David O'Rullell line and a hands up clap for Django/Quentin.

You're having way too much fun at your Oscar party!

by Anonymousreply 49902/24/2013

Jeffrey Katzenberg won a HUMANITARIAN award? THAT'S a joke.

by Anonymousreply 50002/24/2013

Jeffrey Katzenberg won the [italic]humanitarian[/italic] award? That's rich.

by Anonymousreply 50102/24/2013

Salma looked good, you crazy.

by Anonymousreply 50202/24/2013

Was Kristen Stewart's fuck buddy's wife in the audience?

by Anonymousreply 50302/24/2013

Are beards a big thing this year? I notice a lot of the top actors have them.

Also facial hair seems to be in vogue again.

by Anonymousreply 50402/24/2013

Did everyone give up and go to bed?

by Anonymousreply 50502/24/2013

[quote] I just received an email from inside the Dolby explaining that Ben Affleck was furious about the Gigli reference – which explains the looks-that-kill he shot MacFarlane onstage.

So how does this work? If you are inside "the Dolby", did you see a shouting match between Affleck and McFarlane during the commercial break?

by Anonymousreply 50602/24/2013

Salma looked amazing tonight.

by Anonymousreply 50702/24/2013

Thanks for your support, DL! how about that bitch Anne Hathaway, huh?

by Anonymousreply 50802/24/2013

R468, it was indeed - theme from MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS.

by Anonymousreply 50902/24/2013


It's amazing that such a beautiful singing voice could come out of a classless gutter snipe who carries herself with the grace and charm of a meth addicted trucker."

God Bless America

by Anonymousreply 51002/24/2013

Reporter: Salma - who are you wearing?

Salma: Norma Desmond!

by Anonymousreply 51102/24/2013

I like when the Academy Awards used to be held at the Shrine Auditorium.

by Anonymousreply 51202/24/2013

This is so long! Have the Red Carpet pre-show interviews, have an opening song, opening monologue by host, have the presenters introduce, announce the winners, and then have a big finish & closing song. Enough with the carnival barkers and all of these shenanigans! This shindig should be condensed.

by Anonymousreply 51302/24/2013

Great minds think alike, r500.

by Anonymousreply 51402/24/2013

Kristen you there? Where my bitch?

by Anonymousreply 51502/24/2013

[quote]Too late for Lincoln to get shut out, it just won something meaningless.

Yeah, meaningless. Designing and building everything you see on screen. Movies would be great without Production Design. That man is more of an artist than Anne Hathaway.

by Anonymousreply 51602/24/2013

Holy crap, I think the show is running pretty close to schedule!

by Anonymousreply 51702/24/2013

R506 You know how everyone has access to email with a smartphone?

I assume Nikki has a trusted source backstage that relayed the information.

by Anonymousreply 51802/24/2013

Then maybe Ben shouldn't have starred in Gigli. You don't get to choose what your past is.

by Anonymousreply 51902/24/2013

[quote]So how does this work? If you are inside "the Dolby", did you see a shouting match between Affleck and McFarlane during the commercial break?

No rube. There are dozens and dozens of people backstage moving about as the show goes on. Not just crew and make up but agents, publicists, managers, other presenters and their temas, etc.

by Anonymousreply 52002/24/2013

I think Selma looked gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 52202/24/2013

Someone posted on twitter that Ben Affecks is extremely angry over the Gigli joke, and is not happy with Seth MacFarlane.

by Anonymousreply 52302/24/2013

Need to make thread 3

by Anonymousreply 52402/24/2013

What is going on with AnnE's tits?

So far all the musical numbers (with the exception of Jennifer Hudson) have been a bit of a mess.

I would totally bang MacFarlane.

by Anonymousreply 52502/24/2013

[quote]If you are inside "the Dolby", did you see a shouting match between Affleck and McFarlane during the commercial break?

More likely, Affleck grumbled to someone backstage, who immediately emailed what he said to Finke.

by Anonymousreply 52602/24/2013

Even the announcer sounded smitten saying Clooney's name.

by Anonymousreply 52702/24/2013

Bring on the dead.

by Anonymousreply 52902/24/2013

JHUD shoulda started in a lower key, she was straining.

by Anonymousreply 53002/24/2013

The Golden Globes and the DL GG threads were a lot more fun.

by Anonymousreply 53102/24/2013

Where's Barbra!?

by Anonymousreply 53202/24/2013

Clooney looks like shit!

by Anonymousreply 53302/24/2013

still kind of shocked and saddened about the loss of Michael Clarke Duncan.

by Anonymousreply 53402/24/2013

Doing the dead folks now

by Anonymousreply 53502/24/2013

Clooney looks greasy.

by Anonymousreply 53602/24/2013

During the commercials, watch the link. It's pretty funny to see the audience eating popcorn and fixin' themselves up.

by Anonymousreply 53702/24/2013

I'd rather they get Anne to sing I Dreamed a Dream again than hear Barbra.

by Anonymousreply 53802/24/2013

What is the theme song playing during the Memorium? Love this piece

by Anonymousreply 53902/24/2013

Where is the applause?

I used to love that-it was the only genuine part of the night.

by Anonymousreply 54002/24/2013

R451 Au contraire baby boy.

Notice how she is framed by the window?

So yes, she was an painting at least once.

by Anonymousreply 54102/24/2013

So I take it that Meryl Streep will present best actor?

by Anonymousreply 54202/24/2013

What theme is this they're using for In Memorium? Is it Sophie's Choice?

by Anonymousreply 54302/24/2013

Same here R534

by Anonymousreply 54402/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 54502/24/2013

Big nose!

by Anonymousreply 54602/24/2013

Wow I had no idea Ray Bradbury was dead.

by Anonymousreply 54702/24/2013

More bad live singing?

by Anonymousreply 54802/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 54902/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 55002/24/2013

There ya go R532

by Anonymousreply 55102/24/2013

Barbra doesn't look a day past 70.

by Anonymousreply 55202/24/2013's Barbra, I'm actually crying!

by Anonymousreply 55302/24/2013

OH My Dear Lord.. she looks like a vampire

by Anonymousreply 55402/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 55502/24/2013

babs had a face lift and it seems lopsided!

by Anonymousreply 55602/24/2013

Damn, Erland Josephson died.

by Anonymousreply 55702/24/2013

Babs looks fabs!

by Anonymousreply 55802/24/2013

R539 and R543, it was the theme from "Out of Africa".

by Anonymousreply 55902/24/2013

Babs looks great, though she's too old for that hair.

by Anonymousreply 56002/24/2013

Babs also wearing Norma Desmond.

It's a big night for her.

by Anonymousreply 56102/24/2013

Barbra looks fabulous!

by Anonymousreply 56202/24/2013

Barbra is 70.

by Anonymousreply 56302/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 56502/24/2013

OMG, her voice is SHOT to SHIT!

by Anonymousreply 56602/24/2013

Barbra's hair looks good. Pity about the Anne Rice dress.

by Anonymousreply 56702/24/2013


She looks good. Good makeup and subtle surgery.

Sound is bad though. The vocal amp is too low.

by Anonymousreply 56802/24/2013

Is that a wig? Barbra's hair never looked like that in her life!

She sounds pretty good, though, at least compared to the singing that came before her.

by Anonymousreply 56902/24/2013

Holy 70's Disco Manicure Batman!

by Anonymousreply 57002/24/2013

This song reminds me of my Granny and makes me wanna cry. I hate this.

by Anonymousreply 57102/24/2013

Babs has hit the stage!!! May the meltdowns begin. . .

by Anonymousreply 57202/24/2013

Momma must've been honored when Barbra asked to wear his caftan at tonight's Oscar telecast.

by Anonymousreply 57302/24/2013

this is the most 1970s oscars ever....

by Anonymousreply 57402/24/2013

I love watching the Oscars with DL!

by Anonymousreply 57502/24/2013

Streisand sounds great. Better than Adele and Bassey.

by Anonymousreply 57602/24/2013

OH MY EARS Part Deux

by Anonymousreply 57702/24/2013

Neckline too low Babs

by Anonymousreply 57802/24/2013

Bab's voice sounds great for a 102 year old.

by Anonymousreply 57902/24/2013

Barbra looks good. But did she get outshined by Shirley Bassey?

by Anonymousreply 58002/24/2013

The stage looks the most beautiful it has in years with lovely lighting.

by Anonymousreply 58102/24/2013

Babs is no Shirley Bassey.

by Anonymousreply 58202/24/2013




by Anonymousreply 58302/24/2013

Lol @R554

by Anonymousreply 58402/24/2013

Enough is enough! No more ear-splitting caterwauling!

by Anonymousreply 58502/24/2013

That's Barbra? I thought it was Glenn Close.

by Anonymousreply 58602/24/2013

JHud outsang all these women, just sayin'

by Anonymousreply 58702/24/2013

Her voice isn't what it was, but she's doing a good job of delivering the song in spite of her vocal limitations.

Like Shirley Bassey, that's what aging divas DO.

by Anonymousreply 58802/24/2013

Aniston tweet: Barbra singing. Now I know what I'll look like when I'm old.

by Anonymousreply 58902/24/2013

Why is she wearing a dog collar?

by Anonymousreply 59002/24/2013

Babs simply cannot sing anymore, She needs to retire

by Anonymousreply 59102/24/2013

Why was andy griffith left out?

by Anonymousreply 59202/24/2013

Barbra looks fab!

One flat note, but she was great.

by Anonymousreply 59302/24/2013

Babs can't belt anymore. Her voice actually cracked when she tried for the high note.

by Anonymousreply 59402/24/2013

I agree, R582. Dame Shirley Bassey outdid Barbra by far. Her voice was far richer than Barbra's.

by Anonymousreply 59502/24/2013

Come on, she looks fabulous.

by Anonymousreply 59602/24/2013

Babs should retire from singing

by Anonymousreply 59702/24/2013

Shouldn't Barbra have cleared her throat before she shuffled out?

by Anonymousreply 59802/24/2013

Barb neither looks great nor sounds good--especially when you consider all the preparation she supposedly went through to be at her best.

by Anonymousreply 59902/24/2013

It's like when they used to trot out the elderly Birgit Nilsson for Met ceremonies and she'd gratefully croak out a few incredibly flat "Hojotoho"s.

by Anonymousreply 60002/24/2013

What exactly was the Gigli joke? I missed it.

by Anonymousreply 60102/24/2013

Babs schnozzola looked huge from that camera angle at the end of the song. Heads will roll.

by Anonymousreply 60202/24/2013

Why wasn't Bea Arthur on the list?

by Anonymousreply 60302/24/2013

The music for the In Memoriam was the theme from Out of Africa - one of John Barry's finest, and perfect for the occasion. Gorgeous score, that one.

by Anonymousreply 60402/24/2013

R587, you need to compare her to Bassey and Babs at their peak, not now. She's good, she ain't that good.

by Anonymousreply 60502/24/2013

The hair wasn't happening.

by Anonymousreply 60602/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 60702/24/2013

That was grief, you little schmuck.

by Anonymousreply 60802/24/2013

No Gore Vidal in the memoriam?


by Anonymousreply 60902/24/2013

Jesus you bitches are never happy.

I wouldn't want to watch the Oscars with anyone else, though.

by Anonymousreply 61002/24/2013

Why is Golda Meir lip synching to a Streisand tune?

by Anonymousreply 61102/24/2013

We're gonna need another thread.

by Anonymousreply 61202/24/2013

Her voice wavered a lot but she hit most of the notes. Can't sustain well.

The choker hides a lot of bad neck.

by Anonymousreply 61302/24/2013

Whew! I can exhale for another year dahlinks!

by Anonymousreply 61402/24/2013

She was completely off key. That was terrible.

by Anonymousreply 61502/24/2013

Didn't Whitney Houston die this year . . . or was it all a bad dream?

by Anonymousreply 61602/24/2013

Forget JHud. You know you're in trouble when Catherine Zeta-Jones out sings you by a mile. Sorry, Babs.

by Anonymousreply 61702/24/2013

Wow, we need to open DL University. First, Barbra was the best vocalist of the night. Period. J Hud was excellent, but she is young and didn't have the richness of Babs. Adele was backed by bad sound.

After reading a number of responses on here tonight, I have to think that some of you are living in an alternate universe. Although after watching the commercial for the upcoming Splash, I'm thinking that so are some ABC executives.

by Anonymousreply 61802/24/2013

When did CZJ become so fucking pretentious? She's bizarre.

by Anonymousreply 61902/24/2013
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