Would you have sex with Turkey men?

This has the potential to either be the best or worst thread of 2013.

WHAT???

Only if I get a gravy facial.

Their cloacae aren't bad, but the wattles are such a turn off!

Only if they are Butteball white meat.

Turkey Men! Turkey Men!

Gobble Gobble Gobble

Dem Turkey Men!

Only if they're named Tom or Gobbler.

Cut or uncut, they know how to give you a good stuffing.

I've plucked a few in my time.

No. Cranberry sauce makes for terrible lube.

I recommend a good salami

I love nibbling on their giblets.

I prefer the dark meat over the white.

Turkey men tend to have trussed issues.

I once pulled the neck out of a twenty-pound turkey and told my partner that it was his cock. He believed me.

Too bad it's not a real thread. I have some good stories about a couple college semesters on an exchange program.

Turkey is not an adjective.

I prefer Sweden men to Turkey men.

I prefer men from Northern germany.

Hamburgermen are great, as Bremenmen.

Shouldn't this be on the "Food Porn" thread?

What about Wiener men?

Do they go up into the man.

I like eating the stuffing out of a turkey man's ass.

No. No my experience with a chicken lady was traumatic enough.

Black men from Belgium, every one knows Belgium chocolate is the best.

Let's not pretend that this thread isn't going EXACTLY as OP intended.

Yes.

Yes.

And yes.

Love oil wrestling!

Smoked or fried, OP?

Stop objectifying Turkeys! You are all demented! I'm kind of complimented! I'm a Turkey and resent this!

Turkey men? No, but I once propped-a-gander with Goebbels.

I prefer Thug Duck!

What's going on in R28? Why he got his hand down his pants?

One person I wouldn't have sex with is the Turkey Meatball men and his dearth of towels.

[quote]What's going on in [R28]? Why he got his hand down his pants?

Oh, why ask why?

R15 - An acquaintance (I wish I didn't know but that's another story) took the neck out of a turkey and was chasing one of our friends around like it was his cock. He then put a condom on it, with some fake blood and threw it out in parking lot of their building. Someone found it, thought someone had pulled a Bobbitt and called the cops. Believe it or not, 5 police cars and 45 minutes later they figured out it wasn't real.

Bwwwaaaaakkkkkk. Don't forget about Chicken Lady.

Turkish basketball players react to practical joke. YUM!

I'm vegetarian so I only have sex with Tofurky men.

Yes, but when I'm all alone I like turkey jerky.

It depends. Are they turkeys from the waist up and men from the waist down? Or the opposite?

My Turkey Man!

Just no rimming!

As God is my witness, I thought they could fly.

But can that gizzard do the Harlem Shake?

It depends on the length of his gullet and the pureness of his heart.

LOL I seriously read "Do they make good lovers?" as "Do they make good leftovers?"

W&W for R14. It was so subtle I almost missed it.

I prefer Chicken men: the meat is not as dry and doesn't put me to sleep after eating.

a cock is a cock.

One gobbled my cock

I want to hear stories about real men from Turkey.

They are usually beefy and handsome and probably don't know how hot they are. Their always cut and their dicks aren't big, sometimes a bit thick.

Wattle I do, if you, are far, away, and I, am blue, wattle I do?

After awhile, all that body hair just wears you out and you need a little respite in Scandanavia or someplace.

Turkey men cams

LOLOLOLOLOLOL@44!

The downside to sex with Turkey men:

When their red thing pops up, they're already done!

Anyone seen that hot fuckin' porn stud, Tetrazzini? What do we know about him?

But seriously, OP, most Turkish men are cut. Turkish men are usually Muslim.

I Kiss You! - Mahir

It's best when the Cock goes up into the Thug Duck, which in turn goes up into the Turkey Man!

R61, I kiss you big nose! I suck some snot out of you big nose!

i would. Turkey has a LOT of hot guys

I've had my share of turkeys in the sack over the years.

At least in Istanbul many hot guys.

Is that when the mens go up into the Turkey mens?

I wanna go to Turkey

Only eat turkey or chicken. I’m cut. I had Jenny-O last night as a matter of fact.