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Would you have sex with Turkey men?

Are they good lovers? Are they cut or uncut?

by Anonymousreply 6711/10/2014

WHAT???

by Anonymousreply 202/24/2013

Only if I get a gravy facial.

by Anonymousreply 302/24/2013

Their cloacae aren't bad, but the wattles are such a turn off!

by Anonymousreply 402/24/2013

Only if they are Butteball white meat.

by Anonymousreply 502/24/2013

Turkey Men! Turkey Men!

Gobble Gobble Gobble

Dem Turkey Men!

by Anonymousreply 602/24/2013

Only if they're named Tom or Gobbler.

by Anonymousreply 702/24/2013

Cut or uncut, they know how to give you a good stuffing.

by Anonymousreply 802/24/2013

I've plucked a few in my time.

by Anonymousreply 902/24/2013

No. Cranberry sauce makes for terrible lube.

by Anonymousreply 1002/24/2013

I recommend a good salami

by Anonymousreply 1102/24/2013

I love nibbling on their giblets.

by Anonymousreply 1202/24/2013

I prefer the dark meat over the white.

by Anonymousreply 1302/24/2013

Turkey men tend to have trussed issues.

by Anonymousreply 1402/24/2013

I once pulled the neck out of a twenty-pound turkey and told my partner that it was his cock. He believed me.

by Anonymousreply 1502/24/2013

Too bad it's not a real thread. I have some good stories about a couple college semesters on an exchange program.

by Anonymousreply 1602/24/2013

Turkey is not an adjective.

by Anonymousreply 1702/24/2013

I prefer Sweden men to Turkey men.

by Anonymousreply 1802/24/2013

I prefer men from Northern germany.

Hamburgermen are great, as Bremenmen.

by Anonymousreply 1902/24/2013

Shouldn't this be on the "Food Porn" thread?

by Anonymousreply 2002/24/2013

What about Wiener men?

by Anonymousreply 2102/24/2013

Do they go up into the man.

by Anonymousreply 2202/24/2013

I like eating the stuffing out of a turkey man's ass.

by Anonymousreply 2302/24/2013

No. No my experience with a chicken lady was traumatic enough.

by Anonymousreply 2402/24/2013

Black men from Belgium, every one knows Belgium chocolate is the best.

by Anonymousreply 2502/24/2013

Let's not pretend that this thread isn't going EXACTLY as OP intended.

by Anonymousreply 2602/24/2013

Yes.

by Anonymousreply 2702/24/2013

Yes.

by Anonymousreply 2802/24/2013

And yes.

by Anonymousreply 2902/24/2013

Love oil wrestling!

by Anonymousreply 3002/24/2013

Smoked or fried, OP?

by Anonymousreply 3102/24/2013

Stop objectifying Turkeys! You are all demented! I'm kind of complimented! I'm a Turkey and resent this!

by Anonymousreply 3202/24/2013

Turkey men? No, but I once propped-a-gander with Goebbels.

by Anonymousreply 3302/25/2013

I prefer Thug Duck!

by Anonymousreply 3402/25/2013

What's going on in R28? Why he got his hand down his pants?

by Anonymousreply 3502/25/2013

One person I wouldn't have sex with is the Turkey Meatball men and his dearth of towels.

by Anonymousreply 3602/25/2013

[quote]What's going on in [R28]? Why he got his hand down his pants?

Oh, why ask why?

by Anonymousreply 3702/25/2013

R15 - An acquaintance (I wish I didn't know but that's another story) took the neck out of a turkey and was chasing one of our friends around like it was his cock. He then put a condom on it, with some fake blood and threw it out in parking lot of their building. Someone found it, thought someone had pulled a Bobbitt and called the cops. Believe it or not, 5 police cars and 45 minutes later they figured out it wasn't real.

by Anonymousreply 3802/25/2013

Bwwwaaaaakkkkkk. Don't forget about Chicken Lady.

by Anonymousreply 3902/25/2013

Turkish basketball players react to practical joke. YUM!

by Anonymousreply 4002/25/2013

I'm vegetarian so I only have sex with Tofurky men.

by Anonymousreply 4102/25/2013

Yes, but when I'm all alone I like turkey jerky.

by Anonymousreply 4202/25/2013

It depends. Are they turkeys from the waist up and men from the waist down? Or the opposite?

by Anonymousreply 4302/25/2013

My Turkey Man!

by Anonymousreply 4402/25/2013

Just no rimming!

by Anonymousreply 4502/25/2013

As God is my witness, I thought they could fly.

by Anonymousreply 4602/25/2013

But can that gizzard do the Harlem Shake?

by Anonymousreply 4702/25/2013

It depends on the length of his gullet and the pureness of his heart.

by Anonymousreply 4802/25/2013

LOL I seriously read "Do they make good lovers?" as "Do they make good leftovers?"

by Anonymousreply 4902/25/2013

W&W for R14. It was so subtle I almost missed it.

by Anonymousreply 5002/25/2013

I prefer Chicken men: the meat is not as dry and doesn't put me to sleep after eating.

by Anonymousreply 5102/25/2013

a cock is a cock.

by Anonymousreply 5202/25/2013

One gobbled my cock

by Anonymousreply 5302/25/2013

I want to hear stories about real men from Turkey.

They are usually beefy and handsome and probably don't know how hot they are. Their always cut and their dicks aren't big, sometimes a bit thick.

by Anonymousreply 5402/26/2013

Wattle I do, if you, are far, away, and I, am blue, wattle I do?

by Anonymousreply 5502/26/2013

After awhile, all that body hair just wears you out and you need a little respite in Scandanavia or someplace.

by Anonymousreply 5602/26/2013

Turkey men cams

by Anonymousreply 5702/26/2013

LOLOLOLOLOLOL@44!

by Anonymousreply 5802/28/2013

The downside to sex with Turkey men:

When their red thing pops up, they're already done!

by Anonymousreply 5902/28/2013

Anyone seen that hot fuckin' porn stud, Tetrazzini? What do we know about him?

But seriously, OP, most Turkish men are cut. Turkish men are usually Muslim.

by Anonymousreply 6002/28/2013

I Kiss You! - Mahir

by Anonymousreply 6102/28/2013

It's best when the Cock goes up into the Thug Duck, which in turn goes up into the Turkey Man!

by Anonymousreply 6202/28/2013

R61, I kiss you big nose! I suck some snot out of you big nose!

by Anonymousreply 6302/28/2013

i would. Turkey has a LOT of hot guys

by Anonymousreply 6411/10/2014

I've had my share of turkeys in the sack over the years.

by Anonymousreply 6511/10/2014

At least in Istanbul many hot guys.

by Anonymousreply 6611/10/2014

Is that when the mens go up into the Turkey mens?

by Anonymousreply 6711/10/2014
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