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OFFICIAL ACADEMY AWARDS CEREMONY THREAD Part 1

Rundown of approx award times courtesy Deadline (PST)

ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE 5:45:09 PT

ANIMATED SHORT FILM 5:54:06 PT

ANIMATED FEATURE FILM 5:56:18 PT

CINEMATOGRAPHY 6:05:13 PT

VISUAL EFFECTS 6:07:43 PT

COSTUME DESIGN 6:14:53 PT

MAKEUP AND HAIRSTYLING 6:17:14 PT

LIVE ACTION SHORT FILM 6:30:40 PT

DOCUMENTARY SHORT SUBJECT 6:32:59 PT

DOCUMENTARY FEATURE 6:41:32 PT

FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM 6:48:07 PT

SOUND MIXING 7:08:52 PT

SOUND EDITING 7:14:17 PT

ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE 7:19:12 PT

FILM EDITING 7:31:00 PT

PRODUCTION DESIGN 7:47:02 PT

INTRO IN MEMORIAM 7:56:45 PT

IN MEMORIAM PACKAGE & PERFORMANCE 8:00:15 PT

ORIGINAL SCORE 8:08:13 PT

ORIGINAL SONG 8:17:16 PT

ADAPTED SCREENPLAY 8:22:42 PT

ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY 8:25:16 PT

DIRECTING 8:32:33 PT

ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE 8:39:57 PT

ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE 8:46:29 PT

BEST PICTURE 8:53:29 PT

by Anonymousreply 61002/24/2013

What time does the streaker come on?

by Anonymousreply 102/24/2013

Most of those I don't care about. That's why the show is so long and so boring.

by Anonymousreply 202/24/2013

So AnnE will have to wait close to two hours? Oh dear.

by Anonymousreply 302/24/2013

What did we think of the opening Magic Mike number with Seff MacFarlane, Daniel Radcliffe and Gordon Love Levitt?

by Anonymousreply 402/24/2013

I want to see Ben Affleck and his new hair

I want to see Jennifer Garner and her dimples

I want to see Jen Law and her sarcasm

I want to see Bradley Cooper and his tiny teeth

I want to see Hugh Jackman and his smile

I want to see Anne with an E and her ego

I want to see DDL and his whiskers

I want to see Sally and her field

I want to see Jessica Chastain who is she again?

I want to see Tommy Lee Jones and his scowl

I want to see Bo and his jandras

I want to see Mandesa and her feets

I want to see slobbering monkey

I want to see dinasours

All that and Stewie on the most exciting Oscars evah in the history of all mankind

by Anonymousreply 502/24/2013

I LOVE YOU R5!!

by Anonymousreply 602/24/2013

They really should do what they do with the Tonys and give the craft awards on a separate show on ABC Family.

by Anonymousreply 702/24/2013

URGENT: Anyone know where I can watch this online?? I've googled and googled and googled.

by Anonymousreply 802/24/2013

Robin Roberts looking very healthy and VERY GAY.

by Anonymousreply 902/24/2013

Don't be surprised when Ben Affleck win Best Director with the write-in votes.

by Anonymousreply 1002/24/2013

Shut up, R10!

by Anonymousreply 1102/24/2013

why is chenoweth there?

by Anonymousreply 1202/24/2013

I also want to know where you can watch online. Anyone?

by Anonymousreply 1302/24/2013

Thank you for this schedule. Now I know what times to turn the TV back on:

5:40, 7:15, and then 8:35 to the end. All that other shit I don't care about.

by Anonymousreply 1402/24/2013

Chenoworth is supposed to do a musical number with McFarlane at some point in the show. Why? Don't know. She's not known as a movie actress.

by Anonymousreply 1502/24/2013

You can stream the ceremony online at ABC.com and Hulu tomorrow starting at 6AM, but you can't watch it streaming online live.

by Anonymousreply 1602/24/2013

Try this one R13

by Anonymousreply 1702/24/2013

R13, get a fucking TV!

by Anonymousreply 1802/24/2013

Remember when Jennifer Lawrence didn't do anything except mimic Cher's performance in Moonstruck. What's the point of pretending she's a revelation in Silver Linings Playbook?

by Anonymousreply 1902/24/2013

I forgot what it was like to see Reene Z. on tv.

by Anonymousreply 2002/24/2013

Renee Zellweger is there! She's been found!

by Anonymousreply 2102/24/2013

Oh no, Queen Latifah looks like a fluffy white cloud although her skin and make-up are divoon.

by Anonymousreply 2202/24/2013

So this is it, right?

There were no *asterisks* around "OFFICIAL", so I was nervous

by Anonymousreply 2302/24/2013

Thank G*D we are done with Chenoworth

by Anonymousreply 2402/24/2013

Shut up, bitches! It's starting!

by Anonymousreply 2502/24/2013

It's starting!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 2602/24/2013

Bullshit, R7. Its about celebrating movies, not celebrities. These people are all instrumental in making movies work. They should all get their moment .

And why isn't Robert DOwney Jr applauding?

by Anonymousreply 2702/24/2013

Luekwarm welcome for that guy but he's kind of self effacingly funny.

by Anonymousreply 2802/24/2013

Iron Man no likee Seff?

by Anonymousreply 2902/24/2013

Was that Jensen Ackles?

by Anonymousreply 3002/24/2013

Seth is soooo fuckable!

by Anonymousreply 3102/24/2013

Start off with a Ron Jeremy joke. Way to class it up.

by Anonymousreply 3202/24/2013

I love Seth

by Anonymousreply 3302/24/2013

Seth looks like my cousin.

How old is he?

by Anonymousreply 3402/24/2013

George Clooney is embarrassing. Come out of the closet, already. It's pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 3502/24/2013

Seth is bombing.

by Anonymousreply 3602/24/2013

Poor Jean Dujardin didn't understand a word Seth said.

by Anonymousreply 3702/24/2013

I am holding my breath for sound mixing

by Anonymousreply 3802/24/2013

on FB, David Ehrenstein weighs in on George Clooney:

"George is a true phenom. A Big Star and actually smart. He's enormous fun to be around too."

Oh, jeez, he knows him??? Or lying?

by Anonymousreply 3902/24/2013

So far Mcfarlane is too Hollywood insider-y for general audiences.

by Anonymousreply 4002/24/2013

Seth is bombing so far.

by Anonymousreply 4102/24/2013

I just looked at Halle Berry's photos on Just Jared and this is the first time I've thought she looks old. She almost looks haggard to me. The last few months must have taken a toll.

by Anonymousreply 4202/24/2013

These people are humorless, R36

by Anonymousreply 4302/24/2013

Thanks R16 and R17. R18, You can fuck off.

by Anonymousreply 4402/24/2013

This is fucking dreadful.

by Anonymousreply 4502/24/2013

Mcfarlane is laughing through his own jokes--sort of unprofessional.

by Anonymousreply 4602/24/2013

He better start working blue, this is not working

by Anonymousreply 4702/24/2013

Seth MacFarlane is so adorable...

by Anonymousreply 4802/24/2013

Monologue LAME.

Hope Seth is better than this

by Anonymousreply 4902/24/2013

This is awful.

by Anonymousreply 5002/24/2013

Is Seth on tape? It feels like he's in another room than the audience.

by Anonymousreply 5102/24/2013

Am I insane or is he killing it?

by Anonymousreply 5202/24/2013

[quote]on FB, David Ehrenstein weighs in on George Clooney:

HI GEORGE!!!

by Anonymousreply 5302/24/2013

i like seth but his opening monologue is awkward. he's a tv guy who is in over his head.

by Anonymousreply 5402/24/2013

McFarlane is making me nervous.

by Anonymousreply 5502/24/2013

[quote]And why isn't Robert DOwney Jr applauding?

Odd given he voiced Lois's brother on an episode.

by Anonymousreply 5602/24/2013

WTF!? JOHNNY DEPP IS ON THE RED CARPET,RIGHT NOW, IN A RED DRESS. ARM IN ARM WITH KEITH RICHARDS!

by Anonymousreply 5702/24/2013

SHATNER

by Anonymousreply 5802/24/2013

I think he's engaging and low key charming. I think he's a great host.

by Anonymousreply 5902/24/2013

He's telling the jokes I'd love to tell in front of an audience of Hollywood phonies.

by Anonymousreply 6002/24/2013

Shatner!

by Anonymousreply 6102/24/2013

Oh my god it's awful so far.

by Anonymousreply 6202/24/2013

Shatner is thirty million years.

by Anonymousreply 6302/24/2013

He's very attractive.

by Anonymousreply 6402/24/2013

[quote]Mcfarlane is laughing through his own jokes--sort of unprofessional.

He may as well since nobody else is.

by Anonymousreply 6502/24/2013

OMG...what is happening?

by Anonymousreply 6602/24/2013

OK the boobs thing is a disaster. Holy shit.

by Anonymousreply 6702/24/2013

This is Rob Lowe, Snow White bad.

by Anonymousreply 6802/24/2013

Seth is painfully bad.

by Anonymousreply 6902/24/2013

Wow who eyerolled?

by Anonymousreply 7002/24/2013

He's great.

by Anonymousreply 7102/24/2013

Shatter. Look into the camera!

by Anonymousreply 7202/24/2013

This is awful.

by Anonymousreply 7302/24/2013

This is awesome you old farts. And the L.A. Gay Men's Chorus.

by Anonymousreply 7402/24/2013

Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 7502/24/2013

I think he's doing great!

by Anonymousreply 7602/24/2013

THIS IS GREAT TELEVISION!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 7702/24/2013

Dancer Spencer Liff made it into *another* awards show opening number.

by Anonymousreply 7802/24/2013

Shatner??

by Anonymousreply 7902/24/2013

This is dreadful so far.

by Anonymousreply 8002/24/2013

Why, Charlize? Why??

by Anonymousreply 8102/24/2013

This is great. He's making fun of it and the audience cannot take it.

by Anonymousreply 8202/24/2013

Broadway dancer Charlie Wilson is on the fucking Oscars! Is there nothing he's not in? Dude has the greatest agent that ever lived.

by Anonymousreply 8302/24/2013

Samuel Jackson is taking over for TLJ in the scowling dept.

by Anonymousreply 8402/24/2013

It's really funny.

by Anonymousreply 8502/24/2013

Is JGL gay? Any rumors?

by Anonymousreply 8602/24/2013

This is awful. Even the attendees are hiding their faces

by Anonymousreply 8702/24/2013

This is beyond horrible.

He's not even trying.

Letterman, all is forgiven.

by Anonymousreply 8802/24/2013

Charlize Theron is a goddess. That's how short hair is done, AnnE!!!

by Anonymousreply 8902/24/2013

No, Charlize, NO!!!

by Anonymousreply 9002/24/2013

OMG, the boob song pissed off Charlize.

by Anonymousreply 9102/24/2013

Holy shit? Who knew Charlize Theron could dance well?

by Anonymousreply 9202/24/2013

I like it so far.

Charlize can dance!

by Anonymousreply 9302/24/2013

It's weird. You hear all this raucous laughter at the jokes but the audience isn't laughing.

by Anonymousreply 9402/24/2013

This actually is Rob Lowe Snow White bad. The Tommy Lee Jones thing was funny for a second (also has that not been done before?)

Charlize is fucking hot though.

by Anonymousreply 9502/24/2013

Wow! Great old Hollywwod Dance number

by Anonymousreply 9602/24/2013

I liked the boobs song and the Chris Brown joke.

by Anonymousreply 9702/24/2013

Why is William Shatner here.

by Anonymousreply 9802/24/2013

OMG! It's Dancing with the Stars....with stars!!!!

by Anonymousreply 9902/24/2013

Why can't they ever do a truly classy, quick, simple oscars?

by Anonymousreply 10002/24/2013

Charlize and Chatum: it's working.

by Anonymousreply 10102/24/2013

Wtf?!

by Anonymousreply 10202/24/2013

its classy, it's silly, this is a great show.

by Anonymousreply 10302/24/2013

oh lawd...I was holding my breath that Charlize was going to get dropped on her ass....she is such an amazon...they couldnt find a more suitable dance partner ... phew... that was frightening

by Anonymousreply 10402/24/2013

Am I the only one who liked the Gay Men's Chorus singing "We Saw your Boobs"?

by Anonymousreply 10502/24/2013

Okay, the Channing Tatum/Charlize Theron dance was pretty good.

by Anonymousreply 10602/24/2013

Haha the socks in the dryer

by Anonymousreply 10702/24/2013

Now I know why Channing Tatum was there. Not bad with Charlize, she looked lovely

by Anonymousreply 10802/24/2013

Those audience shots during the boob song were prerecorded.

by Anonymousreply 10902/24/2013

Bunch of miserable cunts. Love Seth.

by Anonymousreply 11002/24/2013

omg someone help

by Anonymousreply 11102/24/2013

Flight sock puppets - great!

by Anonymousreply 11202/24/2013

Oh my God.

by Anonymousreply 11302/24/2013

Seth has a great voice.

by Anonymousreply 11402/24/2013

FLIGHT with sock puppets? This is in such bad taste.

by Anonymousreply 11502/24/2013

You people are nuts, this is a fabulous mess. So much better than Billy Crystal's Borscht Belt shit. You bitch when its boring, you bitch when its crazy.

by Anonymousreply 11602/24/2013

You guys DO understand that the boobs song was pre-recorded, and the few actresses who reacted to it were doing a bit? You didn't notice they were dressed differently than they are tonight?

by Anonymousreply 11702/24/2013

Geesh - this is pretty good. It's not THAT BAD for crying out loud.

by Anonymousreply 11802/24/2013

Ok I laughed at the socks in the laundry twirling around in the dryer.

by Anonymousreply 11902/24/2013

To make fun of the ceremony would require some actual wit.

This is just infantile crap.

by Anonymousreply 12002/24/2013

I think it is funny

by Anonymousreply 12102/24/2013

While I join in with your question, r100, I wouldn't have this schloclfest any other way.

by Anonymousreply 12202/24/2013

This is horrible and I've always hated Seth McFarlane. They should have had Tina/Amy or Jimmy Fallon.

by Anonymousreply 12302/24/2013

I really watch for the fashion and to see who wins.

We've already seen numerous "this is awful" and "Mcfarlane is great" posts.

What's example of a widely praised hosting job over the last 10 or 15 years? And, what made it good. Do people want basically someone who does nothing other than provide chatter between presenters? Or something more purposefully risky?

This opening is going on way to long.

by Anonymousreply 12402/24/2013

Make it stop. Please!

by Anonymousreply 12502/24/2013

Oh take the poles out of your asses. This is funny!

by Anonymousreply 12602/24/2013

Charlize trained as a ballerina.

[quote]This is beyond horrible. He's not even trying. Letterman, all is forgiven.

Are you kidding!! This is 100 times more intricate and thought out than Letterman's stand up shit.

by Anonymousreply 12702/24/2013

God, when are they gonna start giving out the fucking awards??

by Anonymousreply 12802/24/2013

High Hopes amused me but SHATNER wtf

by Anonymousreply 12902/24/2013

You're all crazy. He's doing great.

by Anonymousreply 13102/24/2013

R91, you're kind of a moron.

by Anonymousreply 13202/24/2013

WTF is this mess. I'm turning the channel

by Anonymousreply 13302/24/2013

[quote]OMG, the boob song pissed off Charlize.

Umm, Einstein, that was obviously footage from some other award show.

Do try to keep up.

by Anonymousreply 13402/24/2013

The parts with the stars singing and dancing to old-fashioned songs are great.

The meta-shit with Shatner is shitty.

by Anonymousreply 13502/24/2013

I would fuck every guy on stage right now (Seth MacFarlane, JGL, and Daniel Radcliffe).

Maybe this is too meta for for you all's tastes.

by Anonymousreply 13602/24/2013

ANN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 13702/24/2013

This is cool!

Isn't this show a tribute to movie musicals?

I like it so far.

by Anonymousreply 13802/24/2013

I think it's time for me to vacuum my apartment.

by Anonymousreply 13902/24/2013

ANN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 14002/24/2013

OK, Sally Field indirectly shitting on AnnE in this bit is worth the price of admission.

by Anonymousreply 14102/24/2013

Flying Nun thing is sort of funny and Sally's deadpan, confused/annoyed reaction.

by Anonymousreply 14202/24/2013

My.god. so.bad.

by Anonymousreply 14302/24/2013

Smokey and the bandit!!!

by Anonymousreply 14402/24/2013

But why did the Boobs actresses who were there have to be pre-recorded?

by Anonymousreply 14502/24/2013

TOO FUCKING LONG and not funny

by Anonymousreply 14602/24/2013

Okay, the Sally thing was great. "I have a bottle of wine and some Boniva."

by Anonymousreply 14702/24/2013

Sally Field just became my personal hero.

by Anonymousreply 14802/24/2013

R130, did you see the Snow White number? People clapped and hollered for that too.

by Anonymousreply 14902/24/2013

Sally! Very funny and cute. Love her

by Anonymousreply 15002/24/2013

This is like watching a retarded person strip and shit live on stage.

by Anonymousreply 15102/24/2013

The Sally bit was a laff

by Anonymousreply 15202/24/2013

Ugh...this opening makes me uncomfortable.

by Anonymousreply 15302/24/2013

Okay, they're using 'Beauty and the Beast", one of my favorite films of all time.

All is forgiven, even the awful Shatner!

by Anonymousreply 15402/24/2013

Love it so far

by Anonymousreply 15502/24/2013

OK that not a roar from an audience that think's it's sucking.

by Anonymousreply 15602/24/2013

Tina and Amy were able to keep things funny and moving along at a fast pace.

Gervais took the piss out of the whole thing with genuine humor and true bad taste.

This is just lame. Bad delivery and it's going on too long. Either shit on it or gently mock it.

by Anonymousreply 15702/24/2013

I'm liking it.

by Anonymousreply 15802/24/2013

17 minutes? Is this a record?

by Anonymousreply 15902/24/2013

Oh ma god. When will these shenanigans end? Let's present the awards already, goodness! The suspense is killing me! I cant take it!

Mary! (yes, I just Mary'd myself).

by Anonymousreply 16002/24/2013

The real headline should read: Seth MacFarlane hosts gayest Oscars ever

by Anonymousreply 16102/24/2013

I knew it would suck; that's why I'm watching a rerun of Chopped.

by Anonymousreply 16202/24/2013

Is Mary Hart doing the voiceover announcements?

by Anonymousreply 16302/24/2013

He's trying to hard to be funny and hip. Not gonna happen.

by Anonymousreply 16402/24/2013

ANN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 16502/24/2013

Seth has a great voice--he should totally be Nathan in the next Guys & Dolls revival.

by Anonymousreply 16602/24/2013

Nikke Finke is blogging that it's godawful and that Macfarlane sucks. She's right.

by Anonymousreply 16702/24/2013

So they could make it "funny" R145.

And now the opening is over, thank god.

by Anonymousreply 16802/24/2013

He's trying Waaaaaaay too hard

by Anonymousreply 16902/24/2013

The "Khaleesi" is one lucky bitch. Love Seth.

by Anonymousreply 17002/24/2013

[quote]But why did the Boobs actresses who were there have to be pre-recorded?

Wow. You're just not getting it.

Seth was watching a PLAYBACK of what hasn't happened yet.

Do try to keep up.

by Anonymousreply 17102/24/2013

The opening went a little long but it was mostly funny.

by Anonymousreply 17202/24/2013

Wow, Seth is bombing more than David Letterman. Hollywood is full of humorless phonies; no wonder Woody Allen hates this thing.

by Anonymousreply 17302/24/2013

In Hollywood, where facelifts are routine why doesn't Tommy Lee Jones get one?

by Anonymousreply 17402/24/2013

Yay! Christoph Waltz!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 17502/24/2013

HOLY SHIT! UPSET!

by Anonymousreply 17602/24/2013

Wow. First upset?

by Anonymousreply 17702/24/2013

Damn I wanted Philip to win

by Anonymousreply 17802/24/2013

Christoph Waltz? Holy shit!

by Anonymousreply 17902/24/2013

Ugh .. not WALTZ again.

by Anonymousreply 18002/24/2013

WAAAALTZ!!!!

by Anonymousreply 18102/24/2013

2 Oscars for the same role.

by Anonymousreply 18202/24/2013

Christoph twice!

by Anonymousreply 18302/24/2013

OMG Christoph Waltz is a two time Oscar winner for the same role!

by Anonymousreply 18402/24/2013

Waltz plays the EXACT same character in every movie.

And he just fucking won.

UNBELIEVABLE.

I fucking hate him.

by Anonymousreply 18502/24/2013

Tommie Lee Jones was robbed. Just sayin'

by Anonymousreply 18602/24/2013

UPSET!! He deserves it.

by Anonymousreply 18702/24/2013

First surprise! Christolph! Who knew? Maybe we'll have some fun tonight.

by Anonymousreply 18802/24/2013

I love CW but damn his speeches are weird.

by Anonymousreply 18902/24/2013

Christoph Waltz--first surprise of the night! Did not see that coming!

by Anonymousreply 19002/24/2013

Christopher Waltz: Pure Class

by Anonymousreply 19102/24/2013

I liked Hoffman.

by Anonymousreply 19202/24/2013

20 minutes until the first award?

by Anonymousreply 19302/24/2013

Music...play him off.

by Anonymousreply 19402/24/2013

Goddammit! I'm 0/1 already in my Oscar pool.

by Anonymousreply 19502/24/2013

What the hell is Samuel L Jackson wearing?

by Anonymousreply 19602/24/2013

I like Christoph, but every time I hear him speak, I think SS.

by Anonymousreply 19702/24/2013

Quentin Tarantino looks like a monster.

Waltz is such a wonderfully humble award winner. He always come across as one of the nicest men in Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 19802/24/2013

WHAT. THE. FUCK.??!!

I love Christoph Waltz and he was the best part of Django. But, just a couple of years after another Tarantino flick?

Isn't this a MAJOR upset? Does the Academy hate Tommy Lee Jones?

This could be an interesting evening.

Nicholson looks ridiculous and insane.

by Anonymousreply 19902/24/2013

I was cheering for Christoph.

by Anonymousreply 20002/24/2013

Jack Nicholson but no Sally Kirkland.

by Anonymousreply 20102/24/2013

Seth needs to speak faster.

Does this mean Waltz will waffle year after year? Dreary speech, yawn.....

by Anonymousreply 20202/24/2013

His speeches are SO overwrought. He's not doing fucking Shakespeare in case he didn't notice.

by Anonymousreply 20302/24/2013

Seth made it about himself, not movies.

by Anonymousreply 20402/24/2013

OMG! Bradley Cooper looks exactly like his Mother. Scary. So sorry Mrs.Cooper!

by Anonymousreply 20502/24/2013

I think I'm gonna be sick.

by Anonymousreply 20602/24/2013

It's official. The show is going to suck hard.

by Anonymousreply 20702/24/2013

Christoph Waltz is hot! And a surprise - he's become Tarantino's golden boy. Like Dianne Weist for Woody Allen.

by Anonymousreply 20802/24/2013

Christoph Waltz is so fucking gorgeous and talented and sexy and...it's funny how he's now won Oscars for playing two completely different (yet lovable) characters...one a villain and one a hero.

by Anonymousreply 20902/24/2013

haha, tarantino is already drunk, his face is soooo red! LOL

by Anonymousreply 21002/24/2013

I think Tommy Lee Jones' date is Gloria Ruben who played Mary Lincoln's slave...er, servant.

by Anonymousreply 21102/24/2013

Has Jack Nicholson gone blind?

by Anonymousreply 21202/24/2013

The Boniva joke was so DL.

by Anonymousreply 21302/24/2013

Wow. Amazing. Maybe it will be a night of favored old-timers canceling each other out and the then the favored new-comers canceling each other out for the other awards.

So....

by Anonymousreply 21402/24/2013

He's a cutie

by Anonymousreply 21502/24/2013

I'm happy Waltz won!! Good for him...suck it HATERS!

by Anonymousreply 21602/24/2013

"boobs"? clearly shows the Oscar are produced by middle-aged men with frat boy mentalities.

by Anonymousreply 21702/24/2013

Capt Kirk, Channing Tatum, JGL and Danielle Radcliffe - my geeky/gay self just orgasmed.

But Tommy Lee Jones was robbed.

by Anonymousreply 21802/24/2013

As Tarantino gets older and fleshier he looks more hideous. The faux orange skin coloring doesn't help matters.

by Anonymousreply 21902/24/2013

Jack Nicholson has no fucking idea where he is or who any of these people are. " 'Quentin?' Who? What?"

by Anonymousreply 22002/24/2013

Why didn't AnnE win that one???!!!

by Anonymousreply 22102/24/2013

[quote]Wow. You're just not getting it.

Seth was watching a PLAYBACK of what hasn't happened yet.

Do try to keep up.

I think the opening was too complex for the average audience. I loved it and gasped in a "no he didn't" way a few times.

by Anonymousreply 22202/24/2013

I think votes for DeNiro and Lee Jones probably cancelled each other out allowing Walz to sneak in. Happens sometimes.

by Anonymousreply 22302/24/2013

[quote]Nikke Finke is blogging that it's godawful and that Macfarlane sucks. She's right.

Go back and read her live-blogging from the past 6 years. She has never liked an Oscar telecast, even the one with Hugh Jackman, which was well-received.

by Anonymousreply 22402/24/2013

I can only hope Olivia is not there tonight. This would surely kill her.

by Anonymousreply 22502/24/2013

Seth should thank God for Franco and Hathaway.

by Anonymousreply 22602/24/2013

Nikki Finke isn't holding back.

"I can NOT believe the telecast has wasted 17 minutes already on this dreck. Thank god Academy President Hawk Koch can only serve a year. And AMPAS top exec Dawn Hudson should be fired immediately. Presumably thei both thought this was riveting stuff. How can everyone associated with tonight have such awful taste in material?"

by Anonymousreply 22702/24/2013

ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE 5:45:09 PT ANIMATED SHORT FILM 5:54:06 PT ANIMATED FEATURE FILM 5:56:18 PT CINEMATOGRAPHY 6:05:13 PT VISUAL EFFECTS 6:07:43 PT COSTUME DESIGN 6:14:53 PT MAKEUP AND HAIRSTYLING 6:17:14 PT LIVE ACTION SHORT FILM 6:30:40 PT DOCUMENTARY SHORT SUBJECT 6:32:59 PT DOCUMENTARY FEATURE 6:41:32 PT FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM 6:48:07 PT SOUND MIXING 7:08:52 PT SOUND EDITING 7:14:17 PT ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE 7:19:12 PT FILM EDITING 7:31:00 PT PRODUCTION DESIGN 7:47:02 PT INTRO IN MEMORIAM 7:56:45 PT IN MEMORIAM PACKAGE & PERFORMANCE 8:00:15 PT ORIGINAL SCORE 8:08:13 PT ORIGINAL SONG 8:17:16 PT ADAPTED SCREENPLAY 8:22:42 PT ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY 8:25:16 PT DIRECTING 8:32:33 PT ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE 8:39:57 PT ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE 8:46:29 PT BEST PICTURE 8:53:29 PT

by Anonymousreply 22802/24/2013

Bradley Cooper's mom has total bitch face. He probably has woman issues because of her.

by Anonymousreply 22902/24/2013

AnnE is shitting her pants - we're off script! Anyone could win!

by Anonymousreply 23002/24/2013

Cristoff Waltz! Leo will self-combust tonight.

by Anonymousreply 23102/24/2013

Nothing tonight is going to top CZJ being denied access to E!s mani-cam by Seacrest.

by Anonymousreply 23202/24/2013

Are you people for real?

I don't watch entertainment shows and I saw none of the films, but I still knew Waltz would win because it was his name I kept hearing. And he also won every other award for his performance.

by Anonymousreply 23302/24/2013

I'm liking Seth so far... I do get a little tired of Rob Ashford's same old choreography. But his butt fuck Charlie Williams (How to Succeed, Promises, Promises) is cute.

by Anonymousreply 23402/24/2013

Nicholson had a big stroke, this will be a sort of reemergence for him.

[quote]Christoph Waltz is hot! And a surprise - he's become Tarantino's golden boy. Like Dianne Weist for Woody Allen.

Good analogy.

by Anonymousreply 23502/24/2013

SLP cast looked pissed. Idk. In my opinion, they often nominate mostly unremarkable supporting roles because of all the politics.

by Anonymousreply 23602/24/2013

WITH WALTZ WINNING AGAIN THIS WILL BE THE ONLY UPSET FOR THE NIGHT.

PIC = ARGO

SUP ACTRESS = ANNE

ACTOR = DDL

ACTRESS = JL

HOW ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

by Anonymousreply 23702/24/2013

Isn't Tommy Lee Jones known as being rather dismissive of other actors? He starred with Kate Blanchett, who is supposed to be a consummate professional, in The Missing and he sounded rather dismissive of her in an interview, but noted she was better than a lot of others. I'm sure this attitude doesn't sit so well with the people who vote.

by Anonymousreply 23802/24/2013

[quote] I like Christoph, but every time I hear him speak, I think SS.

I totally agree. His voice makes me uncomfortable

by Anonymousreply 23902/24/2013

Travolta doesn't look too bad tonight.

by Anonymousreply 24002/24/2013

The opening fell flat until Shatner and the musical numbers commenced.

Seth wasn't as insufferable as he usually is.

by Anonymousreply 24102/24/2013

Travolta's hair doesn't look so bad

by Anonymousreply 24202/24/2013

i'm sorry but so far, i'm not impressed.

by Anonymousreply 24302/24/2013

Man...Angelina Jolie sure has packed on the pounds. I guess planning a wedding must be stressful!

by Anonymousreply 24402/24/2013

Boobs -- why Hollywood people were kept out of the Country Club.

by Anonymousreply 24502/24/2013

Tommy Lee Jones is an asshole!

Not upset about Waltz winning.

by Anonymousreply 24602/24/2013

Mcfarlane had a few funny jokes but that bit went on way too long and this bit with Paul Rudd and Melissa McCarty is also too long.

by Anonymousreply 24702/24/2013

What the hell is going on?!

by Anonymousreply 24802/24/2013

WTF were RUdd and McCarthy about?

by Anonymousreply 24902/24/2013

When did Paul Rudd go from being an pretty good actor to being a lousy wanna be improv comedian?

by Anonymousreply 25002/24/2013

LMFAO@R226!!!

by Anonymousreply 25102/24/2013

This bit with McCarthy and Rudd was insufferably unfunny. They really bombed.

by Anonymousreply 25202/24/2013

She's wearing a grey tent.

by Anonymousreply 25302/24/2013

Quentin needs to loose weight he looks like an Ogre.

Ditto Melissa McCarthy

by Anonymousreply 25402/24/2013

A Brit here - who was the frightening tiny blonde skeleton doing the the red car????

Thanks

by Anonymousreply 25502/24/2013

Rudd and McCarthy dragged.

by Anonymousreply 25602/24/2013

Melissa M looking kinda like John Belushi as LizT.

by Anonymousreply 25702/24/2013

The people who claim they are liking the show are only doing so because the men are hot.

If this was Ellen delivering this shit, she would be getting her ass ripped to shreds. So let's cut the bullshit. We can all smell a turd when we're near one.

R224 Maybe that's because there hasn't been a decent Oscar show in ages? The Jackman show was like an elementary school production of the Allan Carr Oscars.

by Anonymousreply 25802/24/2013

Paperman was a cute film...although I was personally rooting for Head Over Heels.

by Anonymousreply 25902/24/2013

What's the problem with the microphone.

by Anonymousreply 26002/24/2013

"Bill Shatner, Seth McFarlane, the gay men's chorus of LA and a musucal number about boobs. This is epic."

George Takei liked the opening.

by Anonymousreply 26102/24/2013

How long before we see if it's Sally or Anne? ZZZZZZZZZzzzzz I'm dying here. I think the highlight is going to be old Gray Poupon commercial.

by Anonymousreply 26202/24/2013

Brave sucked donkey balls.

by Anonymousreply 26302/24/2013

Drag queen alert

by Anonymousreply 26402/24/2013

Is Quentin drunk?

by Anonymousreply 26502/24/2013

Mark Andrews HUNK

by Anonymousreply 26602/24/2013

Brave??!?! Lame! Worst in the category.

by Anonymousreply 26702/24/2013

"Brave" won?

Okay, the AMPAS must be just giving the the fucking Best Animated award every year out of habit, because it wasn't a very good movie.

by Anonymousreply 26802/24/2013

I want to be in the VIP box

by Anonymousreply 26902/24/2013

Brave sucked

by Anonymousreply 27002/24/2013

Guy in the skirt will never live this down.

by Anonymousreply 27102/24/2013

I'm the one who always defends the Oscars.

But this year...so far...is TERRIBLE.

Seth is worse than Letterman.

by Anonymousreply 27202/24/2013

Is this the most Scottish Oscars ever?

by Anonymousreply 27302/24/2013

Gross. It's "The Chin" and her tiny ass tits.

by Anonymousreply 27402/24/2013

Reese is getting a big butt

by Anonymousreply 27502/24/2013

Weird shadows under Reese's boobs.

by Anonymousreply 27602/24/2013

Beards are really "in" these days.

by Anonymousreply 27702/24/2013

Musicality: is that a real word?

by Anonymousreply 27802/24/2013

So no more acting awards for another hour and twenty minutes? Yawn.

by Anonymousreply 27902/24/2013

Brave, yay!

by Anonymousreply 28002/24/2013

Why does Reese sound so nervous? Because of the boob song?

by Anonymousreply 28102/24/2013

R225, she's the wet dream of every Broadway queen who likes cheesy talent.

by Anonymousreply 28202/24/2013

r255 Ryan Seacrest?

by Anonymousreply 28302/24/2013

What happened there? One minute Peanut Butter Cups is talking about Beasts of the Southern Wilde and then I'm watching AnnE.

She did it, didn't she? She did on purpose.

by Anonymousreply 28402/24/2013

"probably cancelled each other out allowing Walz to sneak in. Happens sometimes."

Let's hope that happens with Anne.

by Anonymousreply 28502/24/2013

So many saggy tits on young ladies with dresses which pull them down further- like Reese - IMHO

by Anonymousreply 28602/24/2013

[quote]So no more acting awards for another hour and twenty minutes? Yawn

The next one- Cinematography is usually a clue for Best Picture.

by Anonymousreply 28702/24/2013

I think the actresses were in on the boob song

by Anonymousreply 28802/24/2013

I don't think Waltz's win should be seen as an upset. I had him marked as the winner right after I finished watching Django Unchained. He deserved the award.

by Anonymousreply 28902/24/2013

Reese wasn't meant to be thin.

by Anonymousreply 29002/24/2013

Occupy Jeremy Renner's Pants

by Anonymousreply 29102/24/2013

As long as Anne Hathaway doesn't win, I don't care who wins.

by Anonymousreply 29202/24/2013

Kill RDJ. DO it now. Now.

by Anonymousreply 29302/24/2013

I detest Robert Downey's face

Samuel is wearing one of the left over suits from his Django character

by Anonymousreply 29402/24/2013

WHAT THE HELL IS SAMUEL L JACKSON WEARING???

by Anonymousreply 29502/24/2013

Mr. Insufferable is on now as is Fug face Renner.

by Anonymousreply 29602/24/2013

The shot at Winslet and the fact that she shows those breasts in every movie made the boob song worthwhile.

by Anonymousreply 29702/24/2013

How short is Mark Rufaljwhatever?

by Anonymousreply 29802/24/2013

Ruffalo looks dreadfully dull clean-shaven.

by Anonymousreply 29902/24/2013

OMG, now what the fuck are they doing? Jesus! I'm ready to watch old reruns on TV Land

by Anonymousreply 30002/24/2013

Renner talks like he's at Fiesta Cantina.

by Anonymousreply 30102/24/2013

Thought Chatlie Theron looked and danced amazing. Radcliffe was cute. Fabulous that Waltz won, as a mini-surprise.

by Anonymousreply 30202/24/2013

That wasa good intro from the Avengers

by Anonymousreply 30302/24/2013

10 losses for Roger Deakins!

by Anonymousreply 30402/24/2013

Fabio finally get's his Oscar

by Anonymousreply 30502/24/2013

OMG Bob from Twin Peaks won an Oscar.

But he's so much nicer than I remember.

by Anonymousreply 30602/24/2013

I can see how Seth's humor wouldn't be everyone's cup a tea, but people need to get a fucking grip. The Oscars are treated like this venerable event that celebrates quality, but think about it...the people on stage now include 2 former hardcore drug abusers/criminals, a bisexual manwhore, and a certifiable idiot...and Mark Ruffalo.

by Anonymousreply 30702/24/2013

J'adore the Chilean Queen with the silver hair!

by Anonymousreply 30802/24/2013

[quote]I think the actresses were in on the boob song

I find it hard to believe that Charlize didn't know about it beforehand, and she's one of the two who was shown as "pissed off" on cam.

by Anonymousreply 30902/24/2013

Who is this long haired babbling bafoon?

by Anonymousreply 31002/24/2013

Weird show thusfar. Cinematographer and Avengers (some of them) included

by Anonymousreply 31102/24/2013

This long-haired dude looks like Grandmama from The Addams Family.

by Anonymousreply 31202/24/2013

If AnnE loses I am going to go outside my house and dance in the street naked.

by Anonymousreply 31302/24/2013

Can we have the presenters speak less and the ACTUAL WINNERS speak longer?

by Anonymousreply 31402/24/2013

When did Ruffalo morph into a gameshow host?

by Anonymousreply 31502/24/2013

Wow, the cinematographer didn't get the memo that old crones shouldn't wear long hair.

by Anonymousreply 31602/24/2013

I like his look.

by Anonymousreply 31702/24/2013

They should let Sam Jackson host. He would refuse to do any "bits" and wrap the show in 2 hours.

by Anonymousreply 31802/24/2013

Renner looks hot, I want him!

by Anonymousreply 31902/24/2013

[307] sorry i am a little slow tonight-which one of those is love biscuit Renner?

by Anonymousreply 32002/24/2013

LIFE OF PI.

by Anonymousreply 32102/24/2013

Ang Lee is going to win Director.

by Anonymousreply 32202/24/2013

[quote] Chatlie Theron

who?

by Anonymousreply 32302/24/2013

Is Barbra supposed to be performing tonight? The only reason I can think of to keep watching this train wreck.

by Anonymousreply 32402/24/2013

Could Life of Pi win best picture?

by Anonymousreply 32502/24/2013

[quote]How short is Mark Rufaljwhatever?

Yes, that last "-lo" is so very hard to remember.

by Anonymousreply 32602/24/2013

r297 I agree that dig at Winslet was good because she deserves it

by Anonymousreply 32702/24/2013

It's a sweep for Life of Pi!

by Anonymousreply 32802/24/2013

[quote]OMG, now what the fuck are they doing? Jesus! I'm ready to watch old reruns on TV Land

No you're not. You may not like it, but you LOVE complaining and making comments. Be honest with yourself.

by Anonymousreply 32902/24/2013

Sam Jackson is the best dressed, male or female.

by Anonymousreply 33002/24/2013

Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Life of Pi might be winning big tonight.

by Anonymousreply 33102/24/2013

I'm loving all the Life of Oi love! Beautiful movie.

Sad Wreck-It Ralph didn't win.

Christoph Waltz is not an upset. Most sites predicted him or Jones.

by Anonymousreply 33202/24/2013

Lots of disappointed geeks out there, usually their favorite films only get nominated for Special Effects, and they care deeply about a minor award.

Tough shit, "Avengers" and "Hobbit"!

by Anonymousreply 33302/24/2013

This show is incredibly boring.

by Anonymousreply 33402/24/2013

Didnt they previously announce these boring one's at the end???

by Anonymousreply 33502/24/2013

I thought Christoph Waltz should have won after watching his performance in Django too but I also thought Joaquin Phoenix should have won Best Actor for the Master but the Master sucked and Daniel Day Lewis has a lock on this.

by Anonymousreply 33602/24/2013

brilliant send off

by Anonymousreply 33702/24/2013

LOL, Jaws.

by Anonymousreply 33802/24/2013

Bill Maher liked the opening.

by Anonymousreply 33902/24/2013

Painful how that guy was played out.

by Anonymousreply 34002/24/2013

Robert Downey Jr. is a massive piece of shit. I hope he ODs soon.

by Anonymousreply 34102/24/2013

OK, the Jaws Theme play-off music was great!

by Anonymousreply 34202/24/2013

Wow it's cruel to literally cut that Oscar winner off while Seth McFarlane jerked off for 17 minutes at the beginning.

by Anonymousreply 34302/24/2013

Turned the mike off on that windbag. Ha-ha!

by Anonymousreply 34402/24/2013

oooooh awwwwwwwwwwkward cut off.

Even Nicole Kidman managed to emote that she felt bad for that guy!

by Anonymousreply 34502/24/2013

I thiught it was funny that they played Jaws to get the guy to shut up.

by Anonymousreply 34602/24/2013

OK that acceptance speech was rambling but I thought the cut off was brutally rude.

by Anonymousreply 34702/24/2013

I liked the beginning. Enjoyed William Shatner and the Boobs song. So far Nate Silver is 0 for 1.

by Anonymousreply 34802/24/2013

Why isn't Brangelina attending

by Anonymousreply 34902/24/2013

Wow, that last play-off music was pretty harsh.

by Anonymousreply 35002/24/2013

It's one thing to play the winner off, another to just cut the mic. That was rude.

by Anonymousreply 35102/24/2013

I'm depressed about these Oscars. What happened to real showmanship, class and humor? These people are HORRIFIC and have no dignity. William Shatner beamed down as Kirk? Charlize ballroom dancing? Seth MacFarlane preemptively admitting that he sucks, so he can laugh off the inevitable headlines tomorrow? WHAT THE HELL, this is horrible.

by Anonymousreply 35202/24/2013

[quote]Is Barbra supposed to be performing tonight?

Yes. It's rumored she will be performing "No More Tears (Enough is Enough) with a hologram of Donna Summer.

by Anonymousreply 35302/24/2013

Once I read that the tiger dies, I couldn't go to see The Life Of Pi. I can't stand seeing animals die. I own an animal and I worship the ground she stands on. I can cry thinking about her. She's the most perfect soul to have ever entered my life.

by Anonymousreply 35402/24/2013

Look - NOTHING Seth McFarland said in the opening was untrue. Rhianna is in an abusive relationship. Kate Winslet takes her top off. Mel Gibson says the n-word a lot. What the fuck. it was great.

by Anonymousreply 35502/24/2013

Yikes...I actually thought the way they played that guy off was kind of rude.

by Anonymousreply 35602/24/2013

I thought Downey was just going with the joke.

by Anonymousreply 35702/24/2013

Is there a best supporting actress nomination from Life of Pi? I really haven't been paying attention.

by Anonymousreply 35802/24/2013

R330 Jackson looks like he went to a thrift store.

by Anonymousreply 35902/24/2013

I think they should let the winners go on and get the bloated movie stars to shut the fuck up.

by Anonymousreply 36002/24/2013

I hope Denzel wins Best Actor

And hope he is not present to collect it.

by Anonymousreply 36102/24/2013

It was rude of the winner/windbag to go on and on when his team mates didn't have a chance to even say thank you.

by Anonymousreply 36202/24/2013

This show is awful. What were they thinking?

by Anonymousreply 36302/24/2013

Oh, get over it drama queens, this is a long way from horrible.

by Anonymousreply 36402/24/2013

Such a bunch of miserable, humorless, old cunts!

You're seeking something that never existed. Some perfect broadcast that never existed. If DL was around when Bob Hope or Johnny Carson hosted, you'd still be bitching!

Seth is pretty funny. Get over yourselves.

by Anonymousreply 36502/24/2013

[quote]Ruffalo looks dreadfully dull clean-shaven.

This! He's so hot when he's scruffy, so bland when he's cleaned up.

by Anonymousreply 36602/24/2013

I just got a text from a well-placed source inside the theater and everyone's panicking. Not going well.

by Anonymousreply 36702/24/2013

Too bad he was cut off, I think he was going to talk about digital artists being laid off in LA.

by Anonymousreply 36802/24/2013

The tiger doesn't die, r354.

by Anonymousreply 36902/24/2013

Why are they waiting so long for Best Supp. Actress?? In the past that award was always one of the first out the gate.

by Anonymousreply 37002/24/2013

JC, lighten up, R352.

by Anonymousreply 37102/24/2013

Aniston's dress is lovely. Too bad it's on that has been.

by Anonymousreply 37202/24/2013

Charlize Theron = Attack of the 50 foot woman

by Anonymousreply 37302/24/2013

Is Tatum wooden on purpose?

by Anonymousreply 37402/24/2013

Waltz isn't such an upset although he should not have won. TLJ should have. Waltz won the GG and a couple of others.

by Anonymousreply 37502/24/2013

Jennifer Aniston got a facelift! You can so tell....

by Anonymousreply 37602/24/2013

Seth is ruining this

by Anonymousreply 37702/24/2013

R349 I am pretty sure they only attend when one of them is nominated.

by Anonymousreply 37802/24/2013

Let's see a wig or two!

by Anonymousreply 37902/24/2013

R355 no one is saying it's untrue, but my god those jokes are fucking dated. He's like the 100th person to make those jokes.

by Anonymousreply 38002/24/2013

Were there costumes in Life of Pi? I'm really getting nervous.

by Anonymousreply 38102/24/2013

Is JA high? her eyes are watery

by Anonymousreply 38202/24/2013

I think Seth is smart and talented but he never looks genuine.

He's always wearing a mask.

by Anonymousreply 38302/24/2013

Anniston looks good, but her and Channing seem nervous/high/off.

by Anonymousreply 38402/24/2013

R354 I thought the tiger lived?

by Anonymousreply 38502/24/2013

[quote]I'm depressed about these Oscars. What happened to real showmanship, class and humor? These people are HORRIFIC and have no dignity.

I agree. It used to be that the Oscars were the one classy show, but now it's just trash. You may as well be watching the MTV Movie Awards.

by Anonymousreply 38602/24/2013

Is Lincoln getting shut out?

I actually thought the costumes in Lincoln were very authentic.

by Anonymousreply 38702/24/2013

Scottish guy here - Joy of Joys as I just found my emergency stash of Columbian Marching Powder so I am now in it for the long haul to see Hathaways disappointed face!!

by Anonymousreply 38802/24/2013

I have a dark sense of humor and not the type to be uptight about things. However, this show sucks. It's not funny at all.

by Anonymousreply 38902/24/2013

If he had a joke, he should have told it sooner. Seriously, you can not thank everyone and your fucking mother. It's rude to do that.

by Anonymousreply 39002/24/2013

[quote]Once I read that the tiger dies, I couldn't go to see The Life Of Pi.

The tiger doesn't die. You read wrong.

by Anonymousreply 39102/24/2013

If a group of people are nominated and win, then they should get extra time to speak, for ex if a solo award winner gets a minute, then a group of three should get a minute 30 sec and they can each speak for 30 secs. Why should some winners be jipped at the biggest moment of their professional lives because they won in a group?

They let the big award winners (actor/actress and picture, director) go on for minutes. Not fair to the lesser known people.

by Anonymousreply 39202/24/2013

[quote]Seth is pretty funny. Get over yourselves.

Are you Seth's PR?

by Anonymousreply 39302/24/2013

[quote]I find it hard to believe that Charlize didn't know about it beforehand, and she's one of the two who was shown as "pissed off" on cam.

Jesus fucking CHRIST.

They were wearing completely different outfits in the reaction shots then they're wearing tonight. And how could they have even GOTTEN a reaction shot from Theron given she was backstage waiting to dance with Tatum?

THE SHOTS WERE LIFTED FROM OTHER AWARD SHOWS.

Christ you people are stupid.

by Anonymousreply 39402/24/2013

jennifer aniston looks awful. don't like what she's wearing. she got a facelift, seriously?

by Anonymousreply 39502/24/2013

"Once I read that the tiger dies, I couldn't go to see The Life Of Pi. I can't stand seeing animals die. I own an animal and I worship the ground she stands on. I can cry thinking about her. She's the most perfect soul to have ever entered my life."

Gawd, I just want to slap you senseless.

by Anonymousreply 39602/24/2013

The winner of best costumes showed up in a bathrobe

by Anonymousreply 39702/24/2013

Haha, Jennifer Aniston can't pronounce "Jacqueline".

by Anonymousreply 39802/24/2013

Was there hair and makeup in Life of Pi? I'm feeling ... I can't remember anything. Help. HELP! I DREAMED A DREAM, DIDNT I?

by Anonymousreply 39902/24/2013

Channing Tatum. Yum.

by Anonymousreply 40002/24/2013

Some very damaged people in this thread (looking at you, R352).

by Anonymousreply 40102/24/2013

4 funny jokes so far out of how many?

by Anonymousreply 40202/24/2013

Jenn's face is beginning it's journey into old age. She may have to think about giving up those ingenue roles in the next few years.

by Anonymousreply 40302/24/2013

Thank God. Back on track. Mo-MENTUM!

by Anonymousreply 40402/24/2013

channing is so hot.

by Anonymousreply 40502/24/2013

Who the fuck invited the homeless chicks? They look like trash.

by Anonymousreply 40602/24/2013

A well-placed source tells me things are not going well.

by Anonymousreply 40702/24/2013

"I just got a text from a well-placed source inside the theater and everyone's panicking. Not going well."

What are they panicking about?

by Anonymousreply 40802/24/2013

Dont these two have a cooking show?

by Anonymousreply 40902/24/2013

I have heard many times that Jack Nicholson has dementia. Maybe early stages?

by Anonymousreply 41102/24/2013

Is Seth McFarlane gay?

by Anonymousreply 41202/24/2013

"Didnt they previously announce these boring one's at the end"

It used to be in the middle, then the March of the Death. That way, death seemed like a relief.

by Anonymousreply 41302/24/2013

I love this freakish makeup winner in her hideous fuchsia tights!

by Anonymousreply 41402/24/2013

Brit Fraus are cleaning up.

by Anonymousreply 41502/24/2013

Every time they play the Les Mis music I involuntarily sing along.

by Anonymousreply 41602/24/2013

You and your pal r365 are really bringing your own special kind of cheer to this thread, r410.

by Anonymousreply 41702/24/2013

Halle channels Sheena Easton.

by Anonymousreply 41802/24/2013

That makeup lady winner looks like Estelle Parsons.

by Anonymousreply 41902/24/2013

Sexy Halle

by Anonymousreply 42002/24/2013

I still hate Halle's dress.

by Anonymousreply 42102/24/2013

Well there's one for Les Miz

And now Bond--Bassey!

by Anonymousreply 42202/24/2013

Halle looks absolutely fabulous

by Anonymousreply 42302/24/2013

Why are some cunts getting mad that others are trashing the show? This is what we do every year.

by Anonymousreply 42402/24/2013

R354, stop drinking.

by Anonymousreply 42502/24/2013

At least the "fraus" know how to share a mike. Braggy men are hogging it.

by Anonymousreply 42602/24/2013

Halle does not age! Don't like her outfit though

by Anonymousreply 42702/24/2013

Seth is hot. I said it.

by Anonymousreply 42802/24/2013

They should have had Mike Meyers and Liz Hurley introduce the Bond segment.

by Anonymousreply 42902/24/2013

With her dress and mega-bitch personality, Halle Berry would make a decent Aunty Entity in a Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome remake.

by Anonymousreply 43002/24/2013

Is it time for Dame Shirley yet?

by Anonymousreply 43102/24/2013

I like Halle's dress, but I'm sooo sick of her spiky short hairdo. It's a great cut, but she's worn it forever. Though, what other cut would work? At least she's not rocking extensions/wigs.

by Anonymousreply 43202/24/2013

Aniston gained a few pounds and it suits her.

by Anonymousreply 43302/24/2013

Agree with the poster upthread re: tired jokes.

As mean as Ricky Gervais was at the Globes, at least you didn't know where he was going.

Personally, I found Gervais funny, but I could see why people wouldn't.

This is just lame.

by Anonymousreply 43402/24/2013

This show is sooo boring.

by Anonymousreply 43502/24/2013

Haha, Jennifer Aniston can't pronounce 'Jacqueline.'"

Very few can.

by Anonymousreply 43602/24/2013

I contend that I'm not stupid, R394. I'm doing a research paper while simultaneously watching. I could easily assume you're a pop-culture obsessed fascist who is, therefore, quite stupid indeed. Or maybe I should say QUITE STUPID INDEED.

by Anonymousreply 43702/24/2013

Halle Berry's gown is gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 43802/24/2013

If I wasn't a nominee or a presenter I would be at the Vanity Fair venue just now, watching it on TV and comforting myself with Dom Perignon

by Anonymousreply 43902/24/2013

Seth is doing fine. Some of you seem to equate being a miserable desiccated cunt with being witty. They are not the same.

by Anonymousreply 44002/24/2013

Seth is hot! He's tubby but not too tubby that he's chubby.

by Anonymousreply 44102/24/2013

r411, yes. There were numerous blinds about an aging A lister with dementia. The leading guesses were Nicholson and Voight (Beatty was also mentioned).

by Anonymousreply 44202/24/2013

Dame Shirley!

by Anonymousreply 44402/24/2013

Shirley Bassey!

by Anonymousreply 44502/24/2013

Gold - finGAH!

by Anonymousreply 44602/24/2013

Oh, dear... sounds like a slight key problem.

by Anonymousreply 44702/24/2013

Oh my fucking Christ! Shirley Bassey? This night just redeemed itself in those queen's eyes!

by Anonymousreply 44802/24/2013

SHIRLEY BASSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now there's something worthy of all caps.

by Anonymousreply 44902/24/2013

Bow down, bitches it's Shirley Bassey!

by Anonymousreply 45002/24/2013

Ladies and gents...

Shirley. Fucking. Bassey.

by Anonymousreply 45102/24/2013

This show is such a snore I'm actually catching up on emails while I watch just to break the boredom.

by Anonymousreply 45202/24/2013

Genuflect, bitches!

by Anonymousreply 45302/24/2013

Jesus, she looks good. How old is she now?

by Anonymousreply 45402/24/2013

Shirley Basseys perfòrmance is very anti climatic

by Anonymousreply 45502/24/2013

Ironic R440, that's Seth's entire act.

by Anonymousreply 45602/24/2013

And don't call me Shirley

by Anonymousreply 45702/24/2013

fuck you, r354 . haven't seen it yet.

by Anonymousreply 45802/24/2013

Her voice is not sounding great.

by Anonymousreply 45902/24/2013

Bassey still sounds great and looks great. Real classy.

by Anonymousreply 46002/24/2013

Shirley's voice is gone, but God love her she's selling it anyway.

That's what a true diva does!

by Anonymousreply 46102/24/2013

At least this old woman is wearing sleeves.

by Anonymousreply 46202/24/2013

R 432 make up your mind already!

by Anonymousreply 46302/24/2013

Shirley is not a vocalist anymore.

by Anonymousreply 46402/24/2013

i like how the stage and lights look. can't wait for babs!

by Anonymousreply 46502/24/2013

God bless her, she cant really sing it anymore can she?

by Anonymousreply 46602/24/2013

lol,r457

by Anonymousreply 46702/24/2013

[quote]I like Halle's dress, but I'm sooo sick of her spiky short hairdo. It's a great cut, but she's worn it forever.

I agree - it looks so dated and 90's. She really needs to grow it out and try something different.

by Anonymousreply 46802/24/2013

Shirley looks & sounds amazing! "Gooolllllddddd!"

by Anonymousreply 46902/24/2013

The introduction of Bassey and her just starting to sing when it seemed she was going to speak, seemed awkward.

by Anonymousreply 47002/24/2013

Oh thank fucking God for Dame Shirley.

by Anonymousreply 47102/24/2013

There you go, decrepit queens.

by Anonymousreply 47202/24/2013

Go Shirley! Sing your song!

by Anonymousreply 47302/24/2013

Goddamn SHIRLEY BASSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW!

by Anonymousreply 47402/24/2013

Loving Shirley Bassey. This is why live singing is great, and autotune, prerecorded tracks suck. It may not be technically perfect (at least those first few seconds), but it's "real," it has character, there's connection between the voice and the person. And, she killed it. It got better and better. Amazing!

by Anonymousreply 47502/24/2013

When is Adele singing?

by Anonymousreply 47602/24/2013

Oh he'll, I can feel a flu coming on...can watching the Oscars actually make you sick?

by Anonymousreply 47702/24/2013

OK, SB was pretty fantastic. Thank God these rubes stood up for her.

by Anonymousreply 47802/24/2013

Fuck Jack Nicholson to hell. That pedophile deserves to be under the jail. I hope the underage girl fucker does have dementia. We all know Jack only fancies women 12 and under just like his tagteam/gangbang buddy Roman Polanski.

by Anonymousreply 47902/24/2013

I'd rather hear Sheena Easton perform her Bond song.

by Anonymousreply 48002/24/2013

r457's comment is the first laugh I've had since the show started!

by Anonymousreply 48102/24/2013

Bassey was the true whore of Gomorrah back in the day, here she is, how fabulous is that?

by Anonymousreply 48202/24/2013

adele should have waddled on and taken over

by Anonymousreply 48302/24/2013

Dame Shirley is 76, bitches! She looks and sounds great for 76.

by Anonymousreply 48402/24/2013

I think she sounded damn good for 77 years old.

by Anonymousreply 48502/24/2013

Exactly, r461. Best moment of the night.

by Anonymousreply 48602/24/2013

The last time I saw anyone own the Oscar stage like Bassey just did was when Sophia Loren helped present the Best Actress award in that group thing they did a few years back.

by Anonymousreply 48702/24/2013

AnnE's segment coming up.

by Anonymousreply 48802/24/2013

There's a bit of Dietrich in her later years creeping in on Dame Shirley but she is still amazing.

by Anonymousreply 48902/24/2013

She should have lip-synched

by Anonymousreply 49002/24/2013

I think she just turned 77.

by Anonymousreply 49102/24/2013

Funny that so many Brits have been given honors and Dame Shirley keeping the Welsh flag flying!

by Anonymousreply 49202/24/2013

Of course the ancient Queens are wet over Shirley Bassey... she's as close to Helen Lawson as they're ever gonna get.

by Anonymousreply 49302/24/2013

Halle dress designed by Donatella on the week she went cold turkey

by Anonymousreply 49402/24/2013

She doesn't look a day over 76.

by Anonymousreply 49502/24/2013

Dame Shirley Basey was incredibly fabulous. Fabulously wonderful. And so on.

Best moments of the night so far.

Pretty Girls! Beware

by Anonymousreply 49602/24/2013

It took her a long time to get to the mic and she was a little wobbly on the first few notes, but she pulled it all together in the end. She looked great too.

Well done, Dame Shirley.

by Anonymousreply 49702/24/2013

[quote] I like Halle's dress, but I'm sooo sick of her spiky short hairdo. It's a great cut, but she's worn it forever.

I agree - it looks so dated and 90's. She really needs to grow it out and try something different.

WRONG!! Halle looks better than any woman I've seen with this haircut. SHe looks BEYOND amazing.

Glad she is not wearing wigs or extensions like so many of these beautiful Black girls mistakenly do.

by Anonymousreply 49802/24/2013

The Academy Awards are a classy awards show and the number one awards show in the world. If you want to sing a boob song or do stupid jokes, do it on the MTV movie awards show not here.

by Anonymousreply 49902/24/2013

Kerry looks oddly skeletal.

by Anonymousreply 50002/24/2013

Why does Seth McF. move around so much?

by Anonymousreply 50102/24/2013

Nothing but a classic black tux looks appropriate at the Oscars, Jamie Foxx.

by Anonymousreply 50202/24/2013

Kerry Wash. needs to be locked in a room for two months and fed pizza and chicken wings

by Anonymousreply 50302/24/2013

Kerry Washington's dress is nice.

by Anonymousreply 50402/24/2013

I like MacFarlane when he's announcing the presenters, but not the schtick.

That was horrible. Did he write his own stuff, or do they make him use the writers?

by Anonymousreply 50502/24/2013

Kerry Washington is thin and pretty, but she CAN'T DRESS FOR SHIT. I've never seen her in a dress that didn't make her look like a blind prostitute.

by Anonymousreply 50602/24/2013

Jamie Foxx annoys me.

by Anonymousreply 50702/24/2013

This guy is really adorable.

by Anonymousreply 50802/24/2013

Douche alert.

by Anonymousreply 50902/24/2013

AnnE and her E getting ready for her award

by Anonymousreply 51002/24/2013

I fuckin want to be in the theatre box

by Anonymousreply 51102/24/2013

I hope Ang Lee pulls an upset.

I hope J Law wins.

I hope Amy Adams pulls an upset.

Perks of Being A Wallflower should be nominated for Adapted Screenplay!

by Anonymousreply 51202/24/2013

Kerry needs to eat and lay off the botox, fillers and fake hair. She looks cancer thin

by Anonymousreply 51302/24/2013

Kerry Washington has the voice of a bitchy high school student.

by Anonymousreply 51402/24/2013

Kerry Washington is wearing a prom dress from JC Penney

by Anonymousreply 51502/24/2013

That Inocente short film doc was interesting. It's about a homeless teen artist. Good for her.

by Anonymousreply 51602/24/2013

The Oscars are so "classy" they gave an Academy Award to "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp."

by Anonymousreply 51702/24/2013

I agree R508

by Anonymousreply 51802/24/2013

The Academy Awards are not classy. Bob Hope used to do sex jokes. Decades of women have shown up with their tits hanging out. Best Song winners have included shit like "It's Hard Out There for a Pimp." Quit acting like this telecast has been the epitome of class when it hasn't.

by Anonymousreply 51902/24/2013

I like this woman's weird white dress with the black stripey things on it.

by Anonymousreply 52002/24/2013

These documentary nominees are always about such traumatic subjects. Has a documentary about something happy ever won?

by Anonymousreply 52102/24/2013

Wow. My very nice high school classmate Bryan Buckley was supposedly a shoe-in for his short film ASAD. He didn't win. I'm sort of crushed, it would have brought a lot of joy to our little hometown in Massachusetts.

Well the guy who did win seemed very sweet, good for him.

by Anonymousreply 52202/24/2013

Gays, I am SO SORRY you have to go through all this boring stuff before you see my win.......

by Anonymousreply 52302/24/2013

Seth should've gone for a Natasha Richardson joke. Pussy.

by Anonymousreply 52402/24/2013

Liam Neeson is aging very nicely. Still handsome into his 60s.

by Anonymousreply 52502/24/2013

Is Liam going to suddendly wrestle a wolf on stage? please please please

by Anonymousreply 52602/24/2013

WORST OSCARS EVER!

by Anonymousreply 52702/24/2013

Zeppelin!!!

Nice!!

by Anonymousreply 52802/24/2013

Per Nikki Finke:

OK, here’s what really happened with this tribute to 50 years of James Bond films. Besides the fact it looks like it was edited with a blunt meat cleaver. The Academy and the show’s producers hoped to gather together all the living 007 actors. But Sean Connery refused to come because he hates the Broccoli family. Something about how he thinks they cheated him out of money he was owed. Then Pierce Brosnan refused to come because he hates the Broccoli family as well. Something about how he thinks they pulled him from the role too early. Roger Moore was dying to come because, well, he’s a sweetheart. And Daniel Craig would have come because he does what he’s told by the Broccoli family’s Eon Productions whose Bond #23 Skyfall just went through the box office global roof. So there you have it.

by Anonymousreply 52902/24/2013

[quote]Kerry Washington has the voice of a bitchy high school student.

LMAO...she *did* go to Spence...just like the beloved Gwyneth Paltrow.

by Anonymousreply 53002/24/2013

The Anne H. jokes are funny every time, and have not become at all tired.

by Anonymousreply 53202/24/2013

Just hearing DDL's voice as Lincoln reminds me yet again of how great he was.

He really deserves this 3-time win.

by Anonymousreply 53302/24/2013

Did those two winners bring their dates on the stage? Their was two names, two awards and yet there was four on the stage. How tacky!

by Anonymousreply 53402/24/2013

How can makeup and hairstyles be in one category?

by Anonymousreply 53502/24/2013

Lincoln was shot.

by Anonymousreply 53602/24/2013

Sally Field looks good in red.

by Anonymousreply 53702/24/2013

Was George Lazenby available and alive?

by Anonymousreply 53802/24/2013

I agree, R533. I really hope Day Lewis takes this one. It was a memorable performance.

by Anonymousreply 53902/24/2013

Ok, he calls out Ben Affleck for Gigli...then sucks up to him.

by Anonymousreply 54002/24/2013

[quote]Their was two names,

Oh dear oh dear.

by Anonymousreply 54102/24/2013

Please welcome Ben Affleck

by Anonymousreply 54202/24/2013

Did Affleck just make a bitch slap? I missed it but I got a sense of attitude in his voice.

by Anonymousreply 54302/24/2013

Ben Affleck's hairpiece is looking good. But it even looks like he's wearing a fake beard too.

by Anonymousreply 54402/24/2013

An assisination joke about Lincoln on DL?

Bring it on.

On the Oscars? That's going to far for this fuddy-duddy.

Wow. Affleck just super-dissed McFarlane, for real.

by Anonymousreply 54502/24/2013

HUH!? A Lincoln Assasination joke? Really? I laugh at everything, but that shit ain't funny at all. It's tasteless and juvenile and nasty. McFarlane deserved those boos!

by Anonymousreply 54602/24/2013

OMG Ben A is just so hot.

by Anonymousreply 54702/24/2013

[quote]Did those two winners bring their dates on the stage? Their was two names, two awards and yet there was four on the stage. How tacky!

they all made the doc even though the award went to the directors. The Latina girl is the homeless subject of the doc.

by Anonymousreply 54802/24/2013

I was expecting all the 007s on stage. That was a pathetic excuse for a tribute.

by Anonymousreply 54902/24/2013

Mmmmm....what nationality is the guy with the thick WEIRD accent?

by Anonymousreply 55002/24/2013

R529, how about George Lazenby? Everyone always forgets about him.

by Anonymousreply 55102/24/2013

"How to Survive a Plague" didn't win! I'm really shocked, and saddened.

But the skinny weird guy is hot.

by Anonymousreply 55202/24/2013

Yes R543, the "acclaim" has gone to his head.

by Anonymousreply 55302/24/2013

Ben Affleck was PISSED!

by Anonymousreply 55402/24/2013

[quote]Did Affleck just make a bitch slap? I missed it but I got a sense of attitude in his voice.

Honey, we're going to be paying for YEARS because this bitch didn't get nominated for director.

by Anonymousreply 55502/24/2013

South African accents are so weird--they sound like a weird cross of English and Dutch (which is understandable) but also Australian (which is not).

by Anonymousreply 55602/24/2013

Having people coming up behind the winners to get them off the stage is supremely tacky.

by Anonymousreply 55702/24/2013

What the fuck is Willow Bay doing there?

by Anonymousreply 55802/24/2013

Ben Affleck looks like he wants to beat up MacFarlane.

by Anonymousreply 55902/24/2013

That Jaws music is still pissing me off.

I know by the time they need it the speaker is going on but generally they're going on quite sincerely, if boringly. There's got to be a politer way.

by Anonymousreply 56002/24/2013

The only thing that can save this mess would be a backstage brawl between Seth and Ben Affleck.

by Anonymousreply 56102/24/2013

Bottom line: The Oscars is a TV show. I've been there. its like a game show with movie stars. nothing more. acting like its a nobel prize ceremony is laughable. its been an entertaining tv show, which is exactly what its supposed to be.

by Anonymousreply 56202/24/2013

The assassination joke was just a set-up to do the "Too soon?" line.

Yeah, it fell flat. Up until now, I think he's been really good.

by Anonymousreply 56302/24/2013

What did Ben say/mean?

by Anonymousreply 56402/24/2013

Coming on time for a second thread with a good link-back. Anyone...

We've got a few minutes.

by Anonymousreply 56502/24/2013

Looking FOr Sugar Man was expected to win, supposed to be amazing. Most said the clear runner up, but still a definite runner up, was How To Survive...

by Anonymousreply 56602/24/2013

Finke of DH claims Seth IS the worst Oscar host ever, but she's being ridiculous. Nothing could be worse than Franco-Hathaway. Nothing.

by Anonymousreply 56702/24/2013

Ben Afflecks is not happy!

by Anonymousreply 56802/24/2013

[quote]What the fuck is Willow Bay doing there?

You got me! I hate it when these LOSER nobodies appear elbow their way into these things with those of us who truly belong!

It upsets me so much, I can't even breathe...

by Anonymousreply 56902/24/2013

They should have brought out most of the people responsible for the Bond songs at least.

A medley and capping it off with Adele doing her song.

That was lame. They shouldn't have made such a big deal about the tribute if it was going to be half-assed.

Wouldn't the producers know ahead of time if they could get them all there? Why bother otherwise.

by Anonymousreply 57002/24/2013

Shirley Bassey was even better than she was in Hazel.

by Anonymousreply 57102/24/2013

"Make them let me present, Ben. Make them!"

by Anonymousreply 57202/24/2013

Cinema Paradiso is one of my favorite melodies.

by Anonymousreply 57302/24/2013

Garner and Chastain's dresses complement each other.

by Anonymousreply 57402/24/2013

Jennifer Garner seems learning impaired.

by Anonymousreply 57502/24/2013

I thought you were supposed to be good-looking to get into pictures.

by Anonymousreply 57602/24/2013

Jennifer Garner looks like all she does these days is eat and pop out babies.

by Anonymousreply 57702/24/2013

Second thread

by Anonymousreply 57802/24/2013

Man. them is some big stones on Jen G's neck!

by Anonymousreply 57902/24/2013

I don't even like Seth McFarlane that much and I think he's doing a good job.

by Anonymousreply 58002/24/2013

Jessica Chastain's is really by far the best dress tonight.

by Anonymousreply 58102/24/2013

Jennifer Garner's shoulders! My goodness, she is built like a linebacker. No wonder she can kick ass. Well, at least I can shake ass!

by Anonymousreply 58202/24/2013

Jennifer garner's dress is HORRID!

by Anonymousreply 58302/24/2013

AMOUR!! HANEKE BITCHES!

by Anonymousreply 58402/24/2013

What did Baffleck say about Seth?

by Anonymousreply 58502/24/2013

Michael Haneke! Genius filmmaker.

by Anonymousreply 58602/24/2013

Two more sleeps! I mean, deserving nominees!

by Anonymousreply 58702/24/2013

Fuck Ben Affleck. He's riding the wave of sympathy for not being nominated as director. His punk ass needs to get over it. Its an award show. Nobody is curing cancer.

by Anonymousreply 58802/24/2013

LMAO @ R572. You know that's what she did (considering the bitch's last film went straight to DVD).

by Anonymousreply 58902/24/2013

People should lighten up a little bit about Abraham Lincoln.

by Anonymousreply 59002/24/2013

J Chastain looks like a drag queen. Too monochromatic between skin tone, dress color and make-up.

by Anonymousreply 59102/24/2013

Oh look, John Travolta is dancing. Wow. New. Fresh.

by Anonymousreply 59202/24/2013

Ugh...Latifah's not the only queen in the audience. John Travolta looks like shit.

by Anonymousreply 59302/24/2013

Seth MacFarlane's hair looks like a cheap wig. That chestnut color looks like Judy's hair in Meet Me in St. Louis!

Travolta's hair is the exact same color!

by Anonymousreply 59402/24/2013

Wow, Travolta looks like his own Madame Tussaud's statue.

by Anonymousreply 59502/24/2013

Oh, fuck. A medley.

by Anonymousreply 59602/24/2013

Why no John Travolta gay jokes from Seth?

by Anonymousreply 59702/24/2013

All black travolta ugh

by Anonymousreply 59802/24/2013

Oh man, this is going to be a mess.

by Anonymousreply 59902/24/2013

Are you kidding, r593? he looks great! he's hugely slimmed down.

by Anonymousreply 60002/24/2013

Where's Barbra damnit!

by Anonymousreply 60102/24/2013

Hey look, attention is being paid to the movie produced by the guys producing this very Oscar show.

by Anonymousreply 60202/24/2013

I love OP; thank you!

FIrst year I've remembereed to go on DL before 600 threads!

OMFG: Travolta sounded the final "s" in Les Miserables - idiot! (but looks great!)

by Anonymousreply 60302/24/2013

Travolta has the worst toupee I have ever seen.

by Anonymousreply 60402/24/2013

Same age as Shirley Bassey, and just as good!

by Anonymousreply 60502/24/2013

We go from how bad the Oscars are now to how bad they used to be - a musical medley!!!

by Anonymousreply 60602/24/2013

Zeta-JOnes looking great. HUbby: not so much.

by Anonymousreply 60702/24/2013

did JT get botox? his forehead looks frozen. Is zeta jones and michael douglas really on the outs?

by Anonymousreply 60802/24/2013

Russell Crowe, singing! Ugh, my ears!

by Anonymousreply 60902/24/2013

Slow show.

by Anonymousreply 61002/24/2013
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