OFFICIAL ACADEMY AWARDS CEREMONY THREAD Part 1
Rundown of approx award times courtesy Deadline (PST)
ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE 5:45:09 PT
ANIMATED SHORT FILM 5:54:06 PT
ANIMATED FEATURE FILM 5:56:18 PT
CINEMATOGRAPHY 6:05:13 PT
VISUAL EFFECTS 6:07:43 PT
COSTUME DESIGN 6:14:53 PT
MAKEUP AND HAIRSTYLING 6:17:14 PT
LIVE ACTION SHORT FILM 6:30:40 PT
DOCUMENTARY SHORT SUBJECT 6:32:59 PT
DOCUMENTARY FEATURE 6:41:32 PT
FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM 6:48:07 PT
SOUND MIXING 7:08:52 PT
SOUND EDITING 7:14:17 PT
ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE 7:19:12 PT
FILM EDITING 7:31:00 PT
PRODUCTION DESIGN 7:47:02 PT
INTRO IN MEMORIAM 7:56:45 PT
IN MEMORIAM PACKAGE & PERFORMANCE 8:00:15 PT
ORIGINAL SCORE 8:08:13 PT
ORIGINAL SONG 8:17:16 PT
ADAPTED SCREENPLAY 8:22:42 PT
ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY 8:25:16 PT
DIRECTING 8:32:33 PT
ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE 8:39:57 PT
ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE 8:46:29 PT
BEST PICTURE 8:53:29 PT
|by Anonymous||reply 610||02/24/2013|
What time does the streaker come on?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||02/24/2013|
Most of those I don't care about. That's why the show is so long and so boring.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||02/24/2013|
So AnnE will have to wait close to two hours? Oh dear.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||02/24/2013|
What did we think of the opening Magic Mike number with Seff MacFarlane, Daniel Radcliffe and Gordon Love Levitt?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||02/24/2013|
I want to see Ben Affleck and his new hair
I want to see Jennifer Garner and her dimples
I want to see Jen Law and her sarcasm
I want to see Bradley Cooper and his tiny teeth
I want to see Hugh Jackman and his smile
I want to see Anne with an E and her ego
I want to see DDL and his whiskers
I want to see Sally and her field
I want to see Jessica Chastain who is she again?
I want to see Tommy Lee Jones and his scowl
I want to see Bo and his jandras
I want to see Mandesa and her feets
I want to see slobbering monkey
I want to see dinasours
All that and Stewie on the most exciting Oscars evah in the history of all mankind
|by Anonymous||reply 5||02/24/2013|
They really should do what they do with the Tonys and give the craft awards on a separate show on ABC Family.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||02/24/2013|
URGENT: Anyone know where I can watch this online?? I've googled and googled and googled.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||02/24/2013|
Robin Roberts looking very healthy and VERY GAY.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||02/24/2013|
Don't be surprised when Ben Affleck win Best Director with the write-in votes.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||02/24/2013|
I also want to know where you can watch online. Anyone?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||02/24/2013|
Thank you for this schedule. Now I know what times to turn the TV back on:
5:40, 7:15, and then 8:35 to the end. All that other shit I don't care about.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||02/24/2013|
Chenoworth is supposed to do a musical number with McFarlane at some point in the show. Why? Don't know. She's not known as a movie actress.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||02/24/2013|
You can stream the ceremony online at ABC.com and Hulu tomorrow starting at 6AM, but you can't watch it streaming online live.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||02/24/2013|
Remember when Jennifer Lawrence didn't do anything except mimic Cher's performance in Moonstruck. What's the point of pretending she's a revelation in Silver Linings Playbook?
|by Anonymous||reply 19||02/24/2013|
I forgot what it was like to see Reene Z. on tv.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||02/24/2013|
Renee Zellweger is there! She's been found!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||02/24/2013|
Oh no, Queen Latifah looks like a fluffy white cloud although her skin and make-up are divoon.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||02/24/2013|
So this is it, right?
There were no *asterisks* around "OFFICIAL", so I was nervous
|by Anonymous||reply 23||02/24/2013|
Thank G*D we are done with Chenoworth
|by Anonymous||reply 24||02/24/2013|
Shut up, bitches! It's starting!
|by Anonymous||reply 25||02/24/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 26||02/24/2013|
Bullshit, R7. Its about celebrating movies, not celebrities. These people are all instrumental in making movies work. They should all get their moment .
And why isn't Robert DOwney Jr applauding?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||02/24/2013|
Luekwarm welcome for that guy but he's kind of self effacingly funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||02/24/2013|
Start off with a Ron Jeremy joke. Way to class it up.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||02/24/2013|
Seth looks like my cousin.
How old is he?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||02/24/2013|
George Clooney is embarrassing. Come out of the closet, already. It's pathetic.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||02/24/2013|
Poor Jean Dujardin didn't understand a word Seth said.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||02/24/2013|
I am holding my breath for sound mixing
|by Anonymous||reply 38||02/24/2013|
on FB, David Ehrenstein weighs in on George Clooney:
"George is a true phenom. A Big Star and actually smart. He's enormous fun to be around too."
Oh, jeez, he knows him??? Or lying?
|by Anonymous||reply 39||02/24/2013|
So far Mcfarlane is too Hollywood insider-y for general audiences.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||02/24/2013|
I just looked at Halle Berry's photos on Just Jared and this is the first time I've thought she looks old. She almost looks haggard to me. The last few months must have taken a toll.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||02/24/2013|
These people are humorless, R36
|by Anonymous||reply 43||02/24/2013|
Thanks R16 and R17. R18, You can fuck off.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||02/24/2013|
This is fucking dreadful.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||02/24/2013|
Mcfarlane is laughing through his own jokes--sort of unprofessional.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||02/24/2013|
He better start working blue, this is not working
|by Anonymous||reply 47||02/24/2013|
Seth MacFarlane is so adorable...
|by Anonymous||reply 48||02/24/2013|
Hope Seth is better than this
|by Anonymous||reply 49||02/24/2013|
Is Seth on tape? It feels like he's in another room than the audience.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||02/24/2013|
Am I insane or is he killing it?
|by Anonymous||reply 52||02/24/2013|
[quote]on FB, David Ehrenstein weighs in on George Clooney:
|by Anonymous||reply 53||02/24/2013|
i like seth but his opening monologue is awkward. he's a tv guy who is in over his head.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||02/24/2013|
McFarlane is making me nervous.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||02/24/2013|
[quote]And why isn't Robert DOwney Jr applauding?
Odd given he voiced Lois's brother on an episode.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||02/24/2013|
WTF!? JOHNNY DEPP IS ON THE RED CARPET,RIGHT NOW, IN A RED DRESS. ARM IN ARM WITH KEITH RICHARDS!
|by Anonymous||reply 57||02/24/2013|
I think he's engaging and low key charming. I think he's a great host.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||02/24/2013|
He's telling the jokes I'd love to tell in front of an audience of Hollywood phonies.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||02/24/2013|
Oh my god it's awful so far.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||02/24/2013|
Shatner is thirty million years.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||02/24/2013|
[quote]Mcfarlane is laughing through his own jokes--sort of unprofessional.
He may as well since nobody else is.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||02/24/2013|
OK the boobs thing is a disaster. Holy shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||02/24/2013|
This is Rob Lowe, Snow White bad.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||02/24/2013|
Shatter. Look into the camera!
|by Anonymous||reply 72||02/24/2013|
This is awesome you old farts. And the L.A. Gay Men's Chorus.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||02/24/2013|
I think he's doing great!
|by Anonymous||reply 76||02/24/2013|
THIS IS GREAT TELEVISION!!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 77||02/24/2013|
Dancer Spencer Liff made it into *another* awards show opening number.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||02/24/2013|
This is great. He's making fun of it and the audience cannot take it.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||02/24/2013|
Broadway dancer Charlie Wilson is on the fucking Oscars! Is there nothing he's not in? Dude has the greatest agent that ever lived.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||02/24/2013|
Samuel Jackson is taking over for TLJ in the scowling dept.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||02/24/2013|
This is awful. Even the attendees are hiding their faces
|by Anonymous||reply 87||02/24/2013|
This is beyond horrible.
He's not even trying.
Letterman, all is forgiven.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||02/24/2013|
Charlize Theron is a goddess. That's how short hair is done, AnnE!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 89||02/24/2013|
OMG, the boob song pissed off Charlize.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||02/24/2013|
Holy shit? Who knew Charlize Theron could dance well?
|by Anonymous||reply 92||02/24/2013|
It's weird. You hear all this raucous laughter at the jokes but the audience isn't laughing.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||02/24/2013|
This actually is Rob Lowe Snow White bad. The Tommy Lee Jones thing was funny for a second (also has that not been done before?)
Charlize is fucking hot though.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||02/24/2013|
Wow! Great old Hollywwod Dance number
|by Anonymous||reply 96||02/24/2013|
I liked the boobs song and the Chris Brown joke.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||02/24/2013|
Why is William Shatner here.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||02/24/2013|
OMG! It's Dancing with the Stars....with stars!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 99||02/24/2013|
Why can't they ever do a truly classy, quick, simple oscars?
|by Anonymous||reply 100||02/24/2013|
Charlize and Chatum: it's working.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||02/24/2013|
its classy, it's silly, this is a great show.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||02/24/2013|
oh lawd...I was holding my breath that Charlize was going to get dropped on her ass....she is such an amazon...they couldnt find a more suitable dance partner ... phew... that was frightening
|by Anonymous||reply 104||02/24/2013|
Am I the only one who liked the Gay Men's Chorus singing "We Saw your Boobs"?
|by Anonymous||reply 105||02/24/2013|
Okay, the Channing Tatum/Charlize Theron dance was pretty good.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||02/24/2013|
Haha the socks in the dryer
|by Anonymous||reply 107||02/24/2013|
Now I know why Channing Tatum was there. Not bad with Charlize, she looked lovely
|by Anonymous||reply 108||02/24/2013|
Those audience shots during the boob song were prerecorded.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||02/24/2013|
Bunch of miserable cunts. Love Seth.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||02/24/2013|
Flight sock puppets - great!
|by Anonymous||reply 112||02/24/2013|
FLIGHT with sock puppets? This is in such bad taste.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||02/24/2013|
You people are nuts, this is a fabulous mess. So much better than Billy Crystal's Borscht Belt shit. You bitch when its boring, you bitch when its crazy.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||02/24/2013|
You guys DO understand that the boobs song was pre-recorded, and the few actresses who reacted to it were doing a bit? You didn't notice they were dressed differently than they are tonight?
|by Anonymous||reply 117||02/24/2013|
Geesh - this is pretty good. It's not THAT BAD for crying out loud.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||02/24/2013|
Ok I laughed at the socks in the laundry twirling around in the dryer.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||02/24/2013|
To make fun of the ceremony would require some actual wit.
This is just infantile crap.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||02/24/2013|
While I join in with your question, r100, I wouldn't have this schloclfest any other way.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||02/24/2013|
This is horrible and I've always hated Seth McFarlane. They should have had Tina/Amy or Jimmy Fallon.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||02/24/2013|
I really watch for the fashion and to see who wins.
We've already seen numerous "this is awful" and "Mcfarlane is great" posts.
What's example of a widely praised hosting job over the last 10 or 15 years? And, what made it good. Do people want basically someone who does nothing other than provide chatter between presenters? Or something more purposefully risky?
This opening is going on way to long.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||02/24/2013|
Oh take the poles out of your asses. This is funny!
|by Anonymous||reply 126||02/24/2013|
Charlize trained as a ballerina.
[quote]This is beyond horrible. He's not even trying. Letterman, all is forgiven.
Are you kidding!! This is 100 times more intricate and thought out than Letterman's stand up shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||02/24/2013|
God, when are they gonna start giving out the fucking awards??
|by Anonymous||reply 128||02/24/2013|
High Hopes amused me but SHATNER wtf
|by Anonymous||reply 129||02/24/2013|
You're all crazy. He's doing great.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||02/24/2013|
R91, you're kind of a moron.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||02/24/2013|
WTF is this mess. I'm turning the channel
|by Anonymous||reply 133||02/24/2013|
[quote]OMG, the boob song pissed off Charlize.
Umm, Einstein, that was obviously footage from some other award show.
Do try to keep up.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||02/24/2013|
The parts with the stars singing and dancing to old-fashioned songs are great.
The meta-shit with Shatner is shitty.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||02/24/2013|
I would fuck every guy on stage right now (Seth MacFarlane, JGL, and Daniel Radcliffe).
Maybe this is too meta for for you all's tastes.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||02/24/2013|
This is cool!
Isn't this show a tribute to movie musicals?
I like it so far.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||02/24/2013|
I think it's time for me to vacuum my apartment.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||02/24/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 140||02/24/2013|
OK, Sally Field indirectly shitting on AnnE in this bit is worth the price of admission.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||02/24/2013|
Flying Nun thing is sort of funny and Sally's deadpan, confused/annoyed reaction.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||02/24/2013|
But why did the Boobs actresses who were there have to be pre-recorded?
|by Anonymous||reply 145||02/24/2013|
TOO FUCKING LONG and not funny
|by Anonymous||reply 146||02/24/2013|
Okay, the Sally thing was great. "I have a bottle of wine and some Boniva."
|by Anonymous||reply 147||02/24/2013|
Sally Field just became my personal hero.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||02/24/2013|
R130, did you see the Snow White number? People clapped and hollered for that too.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||02/24/2013|
Sally! Very funny and cute. Love her
|by Anonymous||reply 150||02/24/2013|
This is like watching a retarded person strip and shit live on stage.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||02/24/2013|
Ugh...this opening makes me uncomfortable.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||02/24/2013|
Okay, they're using 'Beauty and the Beast", one of my favorite films of all time.
All is forgiven, even the awful Shatner!
|by Anonymous||reply 154||02/24/2013|
OK that not a roar from an audience that think's it's sucking.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||02/24/2013|
Tina and Amy were able to keep things funny and moving along at a fast pace.
Gervais took the piss out of the whole thing with genuine humor and true bad taste.
This is just lame. Bad delivery and it's going on too long. Either shit on it or gently mock it.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||02/24/2013|
17 minutes? Is this a record?
|by Anonymous||reply 159||02/24/2013|
Oh ma god. When will these shenanigans end? Let's present the awards already, goodness! The suspense is killing me! I cant take it!
Mary! (yes, I just Mary'd myself).
|by Anonymous||reply 160||02/24/2013|
The real headline should read: Seth MacFarlane hosts gayest Oscars ever
|by Anonymous||reply 161||02/24/2013|
I knew it would suck; that's why I'm watching a rerun of Chopped.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||02/24/2013|
Is Mary Hart doing the voiceover announcements?
|by Anonymous||reply 163||02/24/2013|
He's trying to hard to be funny and hip. Not gonna happen.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||02/24/2013|
Seth has a great voice--he should totally be Nathan in the next Guys & Dolls revival.
|by Anonymous||reply 166||02/24/2013|
Nikke Finke is blogging that it's godawful and that Macfarlane sucks. She's right.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||02/24/2013|
So they could make it "funny" R145.
And now the opening is over, thank god.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||02/24/2013|
He's trying Waaaaaaay too hard
|by Anonymous||reply 169||02/24/2013|
The "Khaleesi" is one lucky bitch. Love Seth.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||02/24/2013|
[quote]But why did the Boobs actresses who were there have to be pre-recorded?
Wow. You're just not getting it.
Seth was watching a PLAYBACK of what hasn't happened yet.
Do try to keep up.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||02/24/2013|
The opening went a little long but it was mostly funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||02/24/2013|
Wow, Seth is bombing more than David Letterman. Hollywood is full of humorless phonies; no wonder Woody Allen hates this thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||02/24/2013|
In Hollywood, where facelifts are routine why doesn't Tommy Lee Jones get one?
|by Anonymous||reply 174||02/24/2013|
Yay! Christoph Waltz!!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 175||02/24/2013|
Damn I wanted Philip to win
|by Anonymous||reply 178||02/24/2013|
Christoph Waltz? Holy shit!
|by Anonymous||reply 179||02/24/2013|
2 Oscars for the same role.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||02/24/2013|
OMG Christoph Waltz is a two time Oscar winner for the same role!
|by Anonymous||reply 184||02/24/2013|
Waltz plays the EXACT same character in every movie.
And he just fucking won.
I fucking hate him.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||02/24/2013|
Tommie Lee Jones was robbed. Just sayin'
|by Anonymous||reply 186||02/24/2013|
First surprise! Christolph! Who knew? Maybe we'll have some fun tonight.
|by Anonymous||reply 188||02/24/2013|
I love CW but damn his speeches are weird.
|by Anonymous||reply 189||02/24/2013|
Christoph Waltz--first surprise of the night! Did not see that coming!
|by Anonymous||reply 190||02/24/2013|
Christopher Waltz: Pure Class
|by Anonymous||reply 191||02/24/2013|
20 minutes until the first award?
|by Anonymous||reply 193||02/24/2013|
Goddammit! I'm 0/1 already in my Oscar pool.
|by Anonymous||reply 195||02/24/2013|
What the hell is Samuel L Jackson wearing?
|by Anonymous||reply 196||02/24/2013|
I like Christoph, but every time I hear him speak, I think SS.
|by Anonymous||reply 197||02/24/2013|
Quentin Tarantino looks like a monster.
Waltz is such a wonderfully humble award winner. He always come across as one of the nicest men in Hollywood.
|by Anonymous||reply 198||02/24/2013|
WHAT. THE. FUCK.??!!
I love Christoph Waltz and he was the best part of Django. But, just a couple of years after another Tarantino flick?
Isn't this a MAJOR upset? Does the Academy hate Tommy Lee Jones?
This could be an interesting evening.
Nicholson looks ridiculous and insane.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||02/24/2013|
I was cheering for Christoph.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||02/24/2013|
Jack Nicholson but no Sally Kirkland.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||02/24/2013|
Seth needs to speak faster.
Does this mean Waltz will waffle year after year? Dreary speech, yawn.....
|by Anonymous||reply 202||02/24/2013|
His speeches are SO overwrought. He's not doing fucking Shakespeare in case he didn't notice.
|by Anonymous||reply 203||02/24/2013|
Seth made it about himself, not movies.
|by Anonymous||reply 204||02/24/2013|
OMG! Bradley Cooper looks exactly like his Mother. Scary. So sorry Mrs.Cooper!
|by Anonymous||reply 205||02/24/2013|
I think I'm gonna be sick.
|by Anonymous||reply 206||02/24/2013|
It's official. The show is going to suck hard.
|by Anonymous||reply 207||02/24/2013|
Christoph Waltz is hot! And a surprise - he's become Tarantino's golden boy. Like Dianne Weist for Woody Allen.
|by Anonymous||reply 208||02/24/2013|
Christoph Waltz is so fucking gorgeous and talented and sexy and...it's funny how he's now won Oscars for playing two completely different (yet lovable) characters...one a villain and one a hero.
|by Anonymous||reply 209||02/24/2013|
haha, tarantino is already drunk, his face is soooo red! LOL
|by Anonymous||reply 210||02/24/2013|
I think Tommy Lee Jones' date is Gloria Ruben who played Mary Lincoln's slave...er, servant.
|by Anonymous||reply 211||02/24/2013|
Has Jack Nicholson gone blind?
|by Anonymous||reply 212||02/24/2013|
The Boniva joke was so DL.
|by Anonymous||reply 213||02/24/2013|
Wow. Amazing. Maybe it will be a night of favored old-timers canceling each other out and the then the favored new-comers canceling each other out for the other awards.
|by Anonymous||reply 214||02/24/2013|
I'm happy Waltz won!! Good for him...suck it HATERS!
|by Anonymous||reply 216||02/24/2013|
"boobs"? clearly shows the Oscar are produced by middle-aged men with frat boy mentalities.
|by Anonymous||reply 217||02/24/2013|
Capt Kirk, Channing Tatum, JGL and Danielle Radcliffe - my geeky/gay self just orgasmed.
But Tommy Lee Jones was robbed.
|by Anonymous||reply 218||02/24/2013|
As Tarantino gets older and fleshier he looks more hideous. The faux orange skin coloring doesn't help matters.
|by Anonymous||reply 219||02/24/2013|
Jack Nicholson has no fucking idea where he is or who any of these people are. " 'Quentin?' Who? What?"
|by Anonymous||reply 220||02/24/2013|
Why didn't AnnE win that one???!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 221||02/24/2013|
[quote]Wow. You're just not getting it.
Seth was watching a PLAYBACK of what hasn't happened yet.
Do try to keep up.
I think the opening was too complex for the average audience. I loved it and gasped in a "no he didn't" way a few times.
|by Anonymous||reply 222||02/24/2013|
I think votes for DeNiro and Lee Jones probably cancelled each other out allowing Walz to sneak in. Happens sometimes.
|by Anonymous||reply 223||02/24/2013|
[quote]Nikke Finke is blogging that it's godawful and that Macfarlane sucks. She's right.
Go back and read her live-blogging from the past 6 years. She has never liked an Oscar telecast, even the one with Hugh Jackman, which was well-received.
|by Anonymous||reply 224||02/24/2013|
I can only hope Olivia is not there tonight. This would surely kill her.
|by Anonymous||reply 225||02/24/2013|
Seth should thank God for Franco and Hathaway.
|by Anonymous||reply 226||02/24/2013|
Nikki Finke isn't holding back.
"I can NOT believe the telecast has wasted 17 minutes already on this dreck. Thank god Academy President Hawk Koch can only serve a year. And AMPAS top exec Dawn Hudson should be fired immediately. Presumably thei both thought this was riveting stuff. How can everyone associated with tonight have such awful taste in material?"
|by Anonymous||reply 227||02/24/2013|
ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE 5:45:09 PT ANIMATED SHORT FILM 5:54:06 PT ANIMATED FEATURE FILM 5:56:18 PT CINEMATOGRAPHY 6:05:13 PT VISUAL EFFECTS 6:07:43 PT COSTUME DESIGN 6:14:53 PT MAKEUP AND HAIRSTYLING 6:17:14 PT LIVE ACTION SHORT FILM 6:30:40 PT DOCUMENTARY SHORT SUBJECT 6:32:59 PT DOCUMENTARY FEATURE 6:41:32 PT FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM 6:48:07 PT SOUND MIXING 7:08:52 PT SOUND EDITING 7:14:17 PT ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE 7:19:12 PT FILM EDITING 7:31:00 PT PRODUCTION DESIGN 7:47:02 PT INTRO IN MEMORIAM 7:56:45 PT IN MEMORIAM PACKAGE & PERFORMANCE 8:00:15 PT ORIGINAL SCORE 8:08:13 PT ORIGINAL SONG 8:17:16 PT ADAPTED SCREENPLAY 8:22:42 PT ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY 8:25:16 PT DIRECTING 8:32:33 PT ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE 8:39:57 PT ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE 8:46:29 PT BEST PICTURE 8:53:29 PT
|by Anonymous||reply 228||02/24/2013|
Bradley Cooper's mom has total bitch face. He probably has woman issues because of her.
|by Anonymous||reply 229||02/24/2013|
AnnE is shitting her pants - we're off script! Anyone could win!
|by Anonymous||reply 230||02/24/2013|
Cristoff Waltz! Leo will self-combust tonight.
|by Anonymous||reply 231||02/24/2013|
Nothing tonight is going to top CZJ being denied access to E!s mani-cam by Seacrest.
|by Anonymous||reply 232||02/24/2013|
Are you people for real?
I don't watch entertainment shows and I saw none of the films, but I still knew Waltz would win because it was his name I kept hearing. And he also won every other award for his performance.
|by Anonymous||reply 233||02/24/2013|
I'm liking Seth so far... I do get a little tired of Rob Ashford's same old choreography. But his butt fuck Charlie Williams (How to Succeed, Promises, Promises) is cute.
|by Anonymous||reply 234||02/24/2013|
Nicholson had a big stroke, this will be a sort of reemergence for him.
[quote]Christoph Waltz is hot! And a surprise - he's become Tarantino's golden boy. Like Dianne Weist for Woody Allen.
|by Anonymous||reply 235||02/24/2013|
SLP cast looked pissed. Idk. In my opinion, they often nominate mostly unremarkable supporting roles because of all the politics.
|by Anonymous||reply 236||02/24/2013|
WITH WALTZ WINNING AGAIN THIS WILL BE THE ONLY UPSET FOR THE NIGHT.
PIC = ARGO
SUP ACTRESS = ANNE
ACTOR = DDL
ACTRESS = JL
|by Anonymous||reply 237||02/24/2013|
Isn't Tommy Lee Jones known as being rather dismissive of other actors? He starred with Kate Blanchett, who is supposed to be a consummate professional, in The Missing and he sounded rather dismissive of her in an interview, but noted she was better than a lot of others. I'm sure this attitude doesn't sit so well with the people who vote.
|by Anonymous||reply 238||02/24/2013|
[quote] I like Christoph, but every time I hear him speak, I think SS.
I totally agree. His voice makes me uncomfortable
|by Anonymous||reply 239||02/24/2013|
Travolta doesn't look too bad tonight.
|by Anonymous||reply 240||02/24/2013|
The opening fell flat until Shatner and the musical numbers commenced.
Seth wasn't as insufferable as he usually is.
|by Anonymous||reply 241||02/24/2013|
Travolta's hair doesn't look so bad
|by Anonymous||reply 242||02/24/2013|
i'm sorry but so far, i'm not impressed.
|by Anonymous||reply 243||02/24/2013|
Man...Angelina Jolie sure has packed on the pounds. I guess planning a wedding must be stressful!
|by Anonymous||reply 244||02/24/2013|
Boobs -- why Hollywood people were kept out of the Country Club.
|by Anonymous||reply 245||02/24/2013|
Tommy Lee Jones is an asshole!
Not upset about Waltz winning.
|by Anonymous||reply 246||02/24/2013|
Mcfarlane had a few funny jokes but that bit went on way too long and this bit with Paul Rudd and Melissa McCarty is also too long.
|by Anonymous||reply 247||02/24/2013|
What the hell is going on?!
|by Anonymous||reply 248||02/24/2013|
WTF were RUdd and McCarthy about?
|by Anonymous||reply 249||02/24/2013|
When did Paul Rudd go from being an pretty good actor to being a lousy wanna be improv comedian?
|by Anonymous||reply 250||02/24/2013|
This bit with McCarthy and Rudd was insufferably unfunny. They really bombed.
|by Anonymous||reply 252||02/24/2013|
She's wearing a grey tent.
|by Anonymous||reply 253||02/24/2013|
Quentin needs to loose weight he looks like an Ogre.
Ditto Melissa McCarthy
|by Anonymous||reply 254||02/24/2013|
A Brit here - who was the frightening tiny blonde skeleton doing the the red car????
|by Anonymous||reply 255||02/24/2013|
Rudd and McCarthy dragged.
|by Anonymous||reply 256||02/24/2013|
Melissa M looking kinda like John Belushi as LizT.
|by Anonymous||reply 257||02/24/2013|
The people who claim they are liking the show are only doing so because the men are hot.
If this was Ellen delivering this shit, she would be getting her ass ripped to shreds. So let's cut the bullshit. We can all smell a turd when we're near one.
R224 Maybe that's because there hasn't been a decent Oscar show in ages? The Jackman show was like an elementary school production of the Allan Carr Oscars.
|by Anonymous||reply 258||02/24/2013|
Paperman was a cute film...although I was personally rooting for Head Over Heels.
|by Anonymous||reply 259||02/24/2013|
What's the problem with the microphone.
|by Anonymous||reply 260||02/24/2013|
"Bill Shatner, Seth McFarlane, the gay men's chorus of LA and a musucal number about boobs. This is epic."
George Takei liked the opening.
|by Anonymous||reply 261||02/24/2013|
How long before we see if it's Sally or Anne? ZZZZZZZZZzzzzz I'm dying here. I think the highlight is going to be old Gray Poupon commercial.
|by Anonymous||reply 262||02/24/2013|
Brave sucked donkey balls.
|by Anonymous||reply 263||02/24/2013|
Brave??!?! Lame! Worst in the category.
|by Anonymous||reply 267||02/24/2013|
Okay, the AMPAS must be just giving the the fucking Best Animated award every year out of habit, because it wasn't a very good movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 268||02/24/2013|
I want to be in the VIP box
|by Anonymous||reply 269||02/24/2013|
Guy in the skirt will never live this down.
|by Anonymous||reply 271||02/24/2013|
I'm the one who always defends the Oscars.
But this year...so far...is TERRIBLE.
Seth is worse than Letterman.
|by Anonymous||reply 272||02/24/2013|
Is this the most Scottish Oscars ever?
|by Anonymous||reply 273||02/24/2013|
Gross. It's "The Chin" and her tiny ass tits.
|by Anonymous||reply 274||02/24/2013|
Reese is getting a big butt
|by Anonymous||reply 275||02/24/2013|
Weird shadows under Reese's boobs.
|by Anonymous||reply 276||02/24/2013|
Beards are really "in" these days.
|by Anonymous||reply 277||02/24/2013|
Musicality: is that a real word?
|by Anonymous||reply 278||02/24/2013|
So no more acting awards for another hour and twenty minutes? Yawn.
|by Anonymous||reply 279||02/24/2013|
Why does Reese sound so nervous? Because of the boob song?
|by Anonymous||reply 281||02/24/2013|
R225, she's the wet dream of every Broadway queen who likes cheesy talent.
|by Anonymous||reply 282||02/24/2013|
What happened there? One minute Peanut Butter Cups is talking about Beasts of the Southern Wilde and then I'm watching AnnE.
She did it, didn't she? She did on purpose.
|by Anonymous||reply 284||02/24/2013|
"probably cancelled each other out allowing Walz to sneak in. Happens sometimes."
Let's hope that happens with Anne.
|by Anonymous||reply 285||02/24/2013|
So many saggy tits on young ladies with dresses which pull them down further- like Reese - IMHO
|by Anonymous||reply 286||02/24/2013|
[quote]So no more acting awards for another hour and twenty minutes? Yawn
The next one- Cinematography is usually a clue for Best Picture.
|by Anonymous||reply 287||02/24/2013|
I think the actresses were in on the boob song
|by Anonymous||reply 288||02/24/2013|
I don't think Waltz's win should be seen as an upset. I had him marked as the winner right after I finished watching Django Unchained. He deserved the award.
|by Anonymous||reply 289||02/24/2013|
Reese wasn't meant to be thin.
|by Anonymous||reply 290||02/24/2013|
Occupy Jeremy Renner's Pants
|by Anonymous||reply 291||02/24/2013|
As long as Anne Hathaway doesn't win, I don't care who wins.
|by Anonymous||reply 292||02/24/2013|
Kill RDJ. DO it now. Now.
|by Anonymous||reply 293||02/24/2013|
I detest Robert Downey's face
Samuel is wearing one of the left over suits from his Django character
|by Anonymous||reply 294||02/24/2013|
WHAT THE HELL IS SAMUEL L JACKSON WEARING???
|by Anonymous||reply 295||02/24/2013|
Mr. Insufferable is on now as is Fug face Renner.
|by Anonymous||reply 296||02/24/2013|
The shot at Winslet and the fact that she shows those breasts in every movie made the boob song worthwhile.
|by Anonymous||reply 297||02/24/2013|
How short is Mark Rufaljwhatever?
|by Anonymous||reply 298||02/24/2013|
Ruffalo looks dreadfully dull clean-shaven.
|by Anonymous||reply 299||02/24/2013|
OMG, now what the fuck are they doing? Jesus! I'm ready to watch old reruns on TV Land
|by Anonymous||reply 300||02/24/2013|
Renner talks like he's at Fiesta Cantina.
|by Anonymous||reply 301||02/24/2013|
Thought Chatlie Theron looked and danced amazing. Radcliffe was cute. Fabulous that Waltz won, as a mini-surprise.
|by Anonymous||reply 302||02/24/2013|
That wasa good intro from the Avengers
|by Anonymous||reply 303||02/24/2013|
10 losses for Roger Deakins!
|by Anonymous||reply 304||02/24/2013|
Fabio finally get's his Oscar
|by Anonymous||reply 305||02/24/2013|
OMG Bob from Twin Peaks won an Oscar.
But he's so much nicer than I remember.
|by Anonymous||reply 306||02/24/2013|
I can see how Seth's humor wouldn't be everyone's cup a tea, but people need to get a fucking grip. The Oscars are treated like this venerable event that celebrates quality, but think about it...the people on stage now include 2 former hardcore drug abusers/criminals, a bisexual manwhore, and a certifiable idiot...and Mark Ruffalo.
|by Anonymous||reply 307||02/24/2013|
J'adore the Chilean Queen with the silver hair!
|by Anonymous||reply 308||02/24/2013|
[quote]I think the actresses were in on the boob song
I find it hard to believe that Charlize didn't know about it beforehand, and she's one of the two who was shown as "pissed off" on cam.
|by Anonymous||reply 309||02/24/2013|
Who is this long haired babbling bafoon?
|by Anonymous||reply 310||02/24/2013|
Weird show thusfar. Cinematographer and Avengers (some of them) included
|by Anonymous||reply 311||02/24/2013|
This long-haired dude looks like Grandmama from The Addams Family.
|by Anonymous||reply 312||02/24/2013|
If AnnE loses I am going to go outside my house and dance in the street naked.
|by Anonymous||reply 313||02/24/2013|
Can we have the presenters speak less and the ACTUAL WINNERS speak longer?
|by Anonymous||reply 314||02/24/2013|
When did Ruffalo morph into a gameshow host?
|by Anonymous||reply 315||02/24/2013|
Wow, the cinematographer didn't get the memo that old crones shouldn't wear long hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 316||02/24/2013|
They should let Sam Jackson host. He would refuse to do any "bits" and wrap the show in 2 hours.
|by Anonymous||reply 318||02/24/2013|
Renner looks hot, I want him!
|by Anonymous||reply 319||02/24/2013|
 sorry i am a little slow tonight-which one of those is love biscuit Renner?
|by Anonymous||reply 320||02/24/2013|
Ang Lee is going to win Director.
|by Anonymous||reply 322||02/24/2013|
Is Barbra supposed to be performing tonight? The only reason I can think of to keep watching this train wreck.
|by Anonymous||reply 324||02/24/2013|
Could Life of Pi win best picture?
|by Anonymous||reply 325||02/24/2013|
[quote]How short is Mark Rufaljwhatever?
Yes, that last "-lo" is so very hard to remember.
|by Anonymous||reply 326||02/24/2013|
r297 I agree that dig at Winslet was good because she deserves it
|by Anonymous||reply 327||02/24/2013|
It's a sweep for Life of Pi!
|by Anonymous||reply 328||02/24/2013|
[quote]OMG, now what the fuck are they doing? Jesus! I'm ready to watch old reruns on TV Land
No you're not. You may not like it, but you LOVE complaining and making comments. Be honest with yourself.
|by Anonymous||reply 329||02/24/2013|
Sam Jackson is the best dressed, male or female.
|by Anonymous||reply 330||02/24/2013|
Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Life of Pi might be winning big tonight.
|by Anonymous||reply 331||02/24/2013|
I'm loving all the Life of Oi love! Beautiful movie.
Sad Wreck-It Ralph didn't win.
Christoph Waltz is not an upset. Most sites predicted him or Jones.
|by Anonymous||reply 332||02/24/2013|
Lots of disappointed geeks out there, usually their favorite films only get nominated for Special Effects, and they care deeply about a minor award.
Tough shit, "Avengers" and "Hobbit"!
|by Anonymous||reply 333||02/24/2013|
This show is incredibly boring.
|by Anonymous||reply 334||02/24/2013|
Didnt they previously announce these boring one's at the end???
|by Anonymous||reply 335||02/24/2013|
I thought Christoph Waltz should have won after watching his performance in Django too but I also thought Joaquin Phoenix should have won Best Actor for the Master but the Master sucked and Daniel Day Lewis has a lock on this.
|by Anonymous||reply 336||02/24/2013|
Bill Maher liked the opening.
|by Anonymous||reply 339||02/24/2013|
Painful how that guy was played out.
|by Anonymous||reply 340||02/24/2013|
Robert Downey Jr. is a massive piece of shit. I hope he ODs soon.
|by Anonymous||reply 341||02/24/2013|
OK, the Jaws Theme play-off music was great!
|by Anonymous||reply 342||02/24/2013|
Wow it's cruel to literally cut that Oscar winner off while Seth McFarlane jerked off for 17 minutes at the beginning.
|by Anonymous||reply 343||02/24/2013|
Turned the mike off on that windbag. Ha-ha!
|by Anonymous||reply 344||02/24/2013|
oooooh awwwwwwwwwwkward cut off.
Even Nicole Kidman managed to emote that she felt bad for that guy!
|by Anonymous||reply 345||02/24/2013|
I thiught it was funny that they played Jaws to get the guy to shut up.
|by Anonymous||reply 346||02/24/2013|
OK that acceptance speech was rambling but I thought the cut off was brutally rude.
|by Anonymous||reply 347||02/24/2013|
I liked the beginning. Enjoyed William Shatner and the Boobs song. So far Nate Silver is 0 for 1.
|by Anonymous||reply 348||02/24/2013|
Why isn't Brangelina attending
|by Anonymous||reply 349||02/24/2013|
Wow, that last play-off music was pretty harsh.
|by Anonymous||reply 350||02/24/2013|
It's one thing to play the winner off, another to just cut the mic. That was rude.
|by Anonymous||reply 351||02/24/2013|
I'm depressed about these Oscars. What happened to real showmanship, class and humor? These people are HORRIFIC and have no dignity. William Shatner beamed down as Kirk? Charlize ballroom dancing? Seth MacFarlane preemptively admitting that he sucks, so he can laugh off the inevitable headlines tomorrow? WHAT THE HELL, this is horrible.
|by Anonymous||reply 352||02/24/2013|
[quote]Is Barbra supposed to be performing tonight?
Yes. It's rumored she will be performing "No More Tears (Enough is Enough) with a hologram of Donna Summer.
|by Anonymous||reply 353||02/24/2013|
Once I read that the tiger dies, I couldn't go to see The Life Of Pi. I can't stand seeing animals die. I own an animal and I worship the ground she stands on. I can cry thinking about her. She's the most perfect soul to have ever entered my life.
|by Anonymous||reply 354||02/24/2013|
Look - NOTHING Seth McFarland said in the opening was untrue. Rhianna is in an abusive relationship. Kate Winslet takes her top off. Mel Gibson says the n-word a lot. What the fuck. it was great.
|by Anonymous||reply 355||02/24/2013|
Yikes...I actually thought the way they played that guy off was kind of rude.
|by Anonymous||reply 356||02/24/2013|
I thought Downey was just going with the joke.
|by Anonymous||reply 357||02/24/2013|
Is there a best supporting actress nomination from Life of Pi? I really haven't been paying attention.
|by Anonymous||reply 358||02/24/2013|
R330 Jackson looks like he went to a thrift store.
|by Anonymous||reply 359||02/24/2013|
I think they should let the winners go on and get the bloated movie stars to shut the fuck up.
|by Anonymous||reply 360||02/24/2013|
I hope Denzel wins Best Actor
And hope he is not present to collect it.
|by Anonymous||reply 361||02/24/2013|
It was rude of the winner/windbag to go on and on when his team mates didn't have a chance to even say thank you.
|by Anonymous||reply 362||02/24/2013|
This show is awful. What were they thinking?
|by Anonymous||reply 363||02/24/2013|
Oh, get over it drama queens, this is a long way from horrible.
|by Anonymous||reply 364||02/24/2013|
Such a bunch of miserable, humorless, old cunts!
You're seeking something that never existed. Some perfect broadcast that never existed. If DL was around when Bob Hope or Johnny Carson hosted, you'd still be bitching!
Seth is pretty funny. Get over yourselves.
|by Anonymous||reply 365||02/24/2013|
[quote]Ruffalo looks dreadfully dull clean-shaven.
This! He's so hot when he's scruffy, so bland when he's cleaned up.
|by Anonymous||reply 366||02/24/2013|
I just got a text from a well-placed source inside the theater and everyone's panicking. Not going well.
|by Anonymous||reply 367||02/24/2013|
Too bad he was cut off, I think he was going to talk about digital artists being laid off in LA.
|by Anonymous||reply 368||02/24/2013|
The tiger doesn't die, r354.
|by Anonymous||reply 369||02/24/2013|
Why are they waiting so long for Best Supp. Actress?? In the past that award was always one of the first out the gate.
|by Anonymous||reply 370||02/24/2013|
Aniston's dress is lovely. Too bad it's on that has been.
|by Anonymous||reply 372||02/24/2013|
Charlize Theron = Attack of the 50 foot woman
|by Anonymous||reply 373||02/24/2013|
Is Tatum wooden on purpose?
|by Anonymous||reply 374||02/24/2013|
Waltz isn't such an upset although he should not have won. TLJ should have. Waltz won the GG and a couple of others.
|by Anonymous||reply 375||02/24/2013|
Jennifer Aniston got a facelift! You can so tell....
|by Anonymous||reply 376||02/24/2013|
R349 I am pretty sure they only attend when one of them is nominated.
|by Anonymous||reply 378||02/24/2013|
R355 no one is saying it's untrue, but my god those jokes are fucking dated. He's like the 100th person to make those jokes.
|by Anonymous||reply 380||02/24/2013|
Were there costumes in Life of Pi? I'm really getting nervous.
|by Anonymous||reply 381||02/24/2013|
Is JA high? her eyes are watery
|by Anonymous||reply 382||02/24/2013|
I think Seth is smart and talented but he never looks genuine.
He's always wearing a mask.
|by Anonymous||reply 383||02/24/2013|
Anniston looks good, but her and Channing seem nervous/high/off.
|by Anonymous||reply 384||02/24/2013|
R354 I thought the tiger lived?
|by Anonymous||reply 385||02/24/2013|
[quote]I'm depressed about these Oscars. What happened to real showmanship, class and humor? These people are HORRIFIC and have no dignity.
I agree. It used to be that the Oscars were the one classy show, but now it's just trash. You may as well be watching the MTV Movie Awards.
|by Anonymous||reply 386||02/24/2013|
Is Lincoln getting shut out?
I actually thought the costumes in Lincoln were very authentic.
|by Anonymous||reply 387||02/24/2013|
Scottish guy here - Joy of Joys as I just found my emergency stash of Columbian Marching Powder so I am now in it for the long haul to see Hathaways disappointed face!!
|by Anonymous||reply 388||02/24/2013|
I have a dark sense of humor and not the type to be uptight about things. However, this show sucks. It's not funny at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 389||02/24/2013|
If he had a joke, he should have told it sooner. Seriously, you can not thank everyone and your fucking mother. It's rude to do that.
|by Anonymous||reply 390||02/24/2013|
[quote]Once I read that the tiger dies, I couldn't go to see The Life Of Pi.
The tiger doesn't die. You read wrong.
|by Anonymous||reply 391||02/24/2013|
If a group of people are nominated and win, then they should get extra time to speak, for ex if a solo award winner gets a minute, then a group of three should get a minute 30 sec and they can each speak for 30 secs. Why should some winners be jipped at the biggest moment of their professional lives because they won in a group?
They let the big award winners (actor/actress and picture, director) go on for minutes. Not fair to the lesser known people.
|by Anonymous||reply 392||02/24/2013|
[quote]Seth is pretty funny. Get over yourselves.
Are you Seth's PR?
|by Anonymous||reply 393||02/24/2013|
[quote]I find it hard to believe that Charlize didn't know about it beforehand, and she's one of the two who was shown as "pissed off" on cam.
Jesus fucking CHRIST.
They were wearing completely different outfits in the reaction shots then they're wearing tonight. And how could they have even GOTTEN a reaction shot from Theron given she was backstage waiting to dance with Tatum?
THE SHOTS WERE LIFTED FROM OTHER AWARD SHOWS.
Christ you people are stupid.
|by Anonymous||reply 394||02/24/2013|
jennifer aniston looks awful. don't like what she's wearing. she got a facelift, seriously?
|by Anonymous||reply 395||02/24/2013|
"Once I read that the tiger dies, I couldn't go to see The Life Of Pi. I can't stand seeing animals die. I own an animal and I worship the ground she stands on. I can cry thinking about her. She's the most perfect soul to have ever entered my life."
Gawd, I just want to slap you senseless.
|by Anonymous||reply 396||02/24/2013|
The winner of best costumes showed up in a bathrobe
|by Anonymous||reply 397||02/24/2013|
Haha, Jennifer Aniston can't pronounce "Jacqueline".
|by Anonymous||reply 398||02/24/2013|
Was there hair and makeup in Life of Pi? I'm feeling ... I can't remember anything. Help. HELP! I DREAMED A DREAM, DIDNT I?
|by Anonymous||reply 399||02/24/2013|
Some very damaged people in this thread (looking at you, R352).
|by Anonymous||reply 401||02/24/2013|
4 funny jokes so far out of how many?
|by Anonymous||reply 402||02/24/2013|
Jenn's face is beginning it's journey into old age. She may have to think about giving up those ingenue roles in the next few years.
|by Anonymous||reply 403||02/24/2013|
Thank God. Back on track. Mo-MENTUM!
|by Anonymous||reply 404||02/24/2013|
Who the fuck invited the homeless chicks? They look like trash.
|by Anonymous||reply 406||02/24/2013|
A well-placed source tells me things are not going well.
|by Anonymous||reply 407||02/24/2013|
"I just got a text from a well-placed source inside the theater and everyone's panicking. Not going well."
What are they panicking about?
|by Anonymous||reply 408||02/24/2013|
Dont these two have a cooking show?
|by Anonymous||reply 409||02/24/2013|
I have heard many times that Jack Nicholson has dementia. Maybe early stages?
|by Anonymous||reply 411||02/24/2013|
"Didnt they previously announce these boring one's at the end"
It used to be in the middle, then the March of the Death. That way, death seemed like a relief.
|by Anonymous||reply 413||02/24/2013|
I love this freakish makeup winner in her hideous fuchsia tights!
|by Anonymous||reply 414||02/24/2013|
Brit Fraus are cleaning up.
|by Anonymous||reply 415||02/24/2013|
Every time they play the Les Mis music I involuntarily sing along.
|by Anonymous||reply 416||02/24/2013|
You and your pal r365 are really bringing your own special kind of cheer to this thread, r410.
|by Anonymous||reply 417||02/24/2013|
Halle channels Sheena Easton.
|by Anonymous||reply 418||02/24/2013|
That makeup lady winner looks like Estelle Parsons.
|by Anonymous||reply 419||02/24/2013|
I still hate Halle's dress.
|by Anonymous||reply 421||02/24/2013|
Well there's one for Les Miz
And now Bond--Bassey!
|by Anonymous||reply 422||02/24/2013|
Halle looks absolutely fabulous
|by Anonymous||reply 423||02/24/2013|
Why are some cunts getting mad that others are trashing the show? This is what we do every year.
|by Anonymous||reply 424||02/24/2013|
At least the "fraus" know how to share a mike. Braggy men are hogging it.
|by Anonymous||reply 426||02/24/2013|
Halle does not age! Don't like her outfit though
|by Anonymous||reply 427||02/24/2013|
They should have had Mike Meyers and Liz Hurley introduce the Bond segment.
|by Anonymous||reply 429||02/24/2013|
With her dress and mega-bitch personality, Halle Berry would make a decent Aunty Entity in a Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome remake.
|by Anonymous||reply 430||02/24/2013|
Is it time for Dame Shirley yet?
|by Anonymous||reply 431||02/24/2013|
I like Halle's dress, but I'm sooo sick of her spiky short hairdo. It's a great cut, but she's worn it forever. Though, what other cut would work? At least she's not rocking extensions/wigs.
|by Anonymous||reply 432||02/24/2013|
Aniston gained a few pounds and it suits her.
|by Anonymous||reply 433||02/24/2013|
Agree with the poster upthread re: tired jokes.
As mean as Ricky Gervais was at the Globes, at least you didn't know where he was going.
Personally, I found Gervais funny, but I could see why people wouldn't.
This is just lame.
|by Anonymous||reply 434||02/24/2013|
This show is sooo boring.
|by Anonymous||reply 435||02/24/2013|
Haha, Jennifer Aniston can't pronounce 'Jacqueline.'"
Very few can.
|by Anonymous||reply 436||02/24/2013|
I contend that I'm not stupid, R394. I'm doing a research paper while simultaneously watching. I could easily assume you're a pop-culture obsessed fascist who is, therefore, quite stupid indeed. Or maybe I should say QUITE STUPID INDEED.
|by Anonymous||reply 437||02/24/2013|
Halle Berry's gown is gorgeous.
|by Anonymous||reply 438||02/24/2013|
If I wasn't a nominee or a presenter I would be at the Vanity Fair venue just now, watching it on TV and comforting myself with Dom Perignon
|by Anonymous||reply 439||02/24/2013|
Seth is doing fine. Some of you seem to equate being a miserable desiccated cunt with being witty. They are not the same.
|by Anonymous||reply 440||02/24/2013|
Seth is hot! He's tubby but not too tubby that he's chubby.
|by Anonymous||reply 441||02/24/2013|
r411, yes. There were numerous blinds about an aging A lister with dementia. The leading guesses were Nicholson and Voight (Beatty was also mentioned).
|by Anonymous||reply 442||02/24/2013|
Oh, dear... sounds like a slight key problem.
|by Anonymous||reply 447||02/24/2013|
Oh my fucking Christ! Shirley Bassey? This night just redeemed itself in those queen's eyes!
|by Anonymous||reply 448||02/24/2013|
Now there's something worthy of all caps.
|by Anonymous||reply 449||02/24/2013|
Bow down, bitches it's Shirley Bassey!
|by Anonymous||reply 450||02/24/2013|
Ladies and gents...
Shirley. Fucking. Bassey.
|by Anonymous||reply 451||02/24/2013|
This show is such a snore I'm actually catching up on emails while I watch just to break the boredom.
|by Anonymous||reply 452||02/24/2013|
Jesus, she looks good. How old is she now?
|by Anonymous||reply 454||02/24/2013|
Shirley Basseys perfòrmance is very anti climatic
|by Anonymous||reply 455||02/24/2013|
Ironic R440, that's Seth's entire act.
|by Anonymous||reply 456||02/24/2013|
And don't call me Shirley
|by Anonymous||reply 457||02/24/2013|
fuck you, r354 . haven't seen it yet.
|by Anonymous||reply 458||02/24/2013|
Her voice is not sounding great.
|by Anonymous||reply 459||02/24/2013|
Bassey still sounds great and looks great. Real classy.
|by Anonymous||reply 460||02/24/2013|
Shirley's voice is gone, but God love her she's selling it anyway.
That's what a true diva does!
|by Anonymous||reply 461||02/24/2013|
At least this old woman is wearing sleeves.
|by Anonymous||reply 462||02/24/2013|
R 432 make up your mind already!
|by Anonymous||reply 463||02/24/2013|
Shirley is not a vocalist anymore.
|by Anonymous||reply 464||02/24/2013|
i like how the stage and lights look. can't wait for babs!
|by Anonymous||reply 465||02/24/2013|
God bless her, she cant really sing it anymore can she?
|by Anonymous||reply 466||02/24/2013|
[quote]I like Halle's dress, but I'm sooo sick of her spiky short hairdo. It's a great cut, but she's worn it forever.
I agree - it looks so dated and 90's. She really needs to grow it out and try something different.
|by Anonymous||reply 468||02/24/2013|
Shirley looks & sounds amazing! "Gooolllllddddd!"
|by Anonymous||reply 469||02/24/2013|
The introduction of Bassey and her just starting to sing when it seemed she was going to speak, seemed awkward.
|by Anonymous||reply 470||02/24/2013|
Oh thank fucking God for Dame Shirley.
|by Anonymous||reply 471||02/24/2013|
There you go, decrepit queens.
|by Anonymous||reply 472||02/24/2013|
Go Shirley! Sing your song!
|by Anonymous||reply 473||02/24/2013|
Goddamn SHIRLEY BASSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW!
|by Anonymous||reply 474||02/24/2013|
Loving Shirley Bassey. This is why live singing is great, and autotune, prerecorded tracks suck. It may not be technically perfect (at least those first few seconds), but it's "real," it has character, there's connection between the voice and the person. And, she killed it. It got better and better. Amazing!
|by Anonymous||reply 475||02/24/2013|
Oh he'll, I can feel a flu coming on...can watching the Oscars actually make you sick?
|by Anonymous||reply 477||02/24/2013|
OK, SB was pretty fantastic. Thank God these rubes stood up for her.
|by Anonymous||reply 478||02/24/2013|
Fuck Jack Nicholson to hell. That pedophile deserves to be under the jail. I hope the underage girl fucker does have dementia. We all know Jack only fancies women 12 and under just like his tagteam/gangbang buddy Roman Polanski.
|by Anonymous||reply 479||02/24/2013|
I'd rather hear Sheena Easton perform her Bond song.
|by Anonymous||reply 480||02/24/2013|
r457's comment is the first laugh I've had since the show started!
|by Anonymous||reply 481||02/24/2013|
Bassey was the true whore of Gomorrah back in the day, here she is, how fabulous is that?
|by Anonymous||reply 482||02/24/2013|
adele should have waddled on and taken over
|by Anonymous||reply 483||02/24/2013|
Dame Shirley is 76, bitches! She looks and sounds great for 76.
|by Anonymous||reply 484||02/24/2013|
I think she sounded damn good for 77 years old.
|by Anonymous||reply 485||02/24/2013|
Exactly, r461. Best moment of the night.
|by Anonymous||reply 486||02/24/2013|
The last time I saw anyone own the Oscar stage like Bassey just did was when Sophia Loren helped present the Best Actress award in that group thing they did a few years back.
|by Anonymous||reply 487||02/24/2013|
AnnE's segment coming up.
|by Anonymous||reply 488||02/24/2013|
There's a bit of Dietrich in her later years creeping in on Dame Shirley but she is still amazing.
|by Anonymous||reply 489||02/24/2013|
She should have lip-synched
|by Anonymous||reply 490||02/24/2013|
I think she just turned 77.
|by Anonymous||reply 491||02/24/2013|
Funny that so many Brits have been given honors and Dame Shirley keeping the Welsh flag flying!
|by Anonymous||reply 492||02/24/2013|
Of course the ancient Queens are wet over Shirley Bassey... she's as close to Helen Lawson as they're ever gonna get.
|by Anonymous||reply 493||02/24/2013|
Halle dress designed by Donatella on the week she went cold turkey
|by Anonymous||reply 494||02/24/2013|
She doesn't look a day over 76.
|by Anonymous||reply 495||02/24/2013|
Dame Shirley Basey was incredibly fabulous. Fabulously wonderful. And so on.
Best moments of the night so far.
Pretty Girls! Beware
|by Anonymous||reply 496||02/24/2013|
It took her a long time to get to the mic and she was a little wobbly on the first few notes, but she pulled it all together in the end. She looked great too.
Well done, Dame Shirley.
|by Anonymous||reply 497||02/24/2013|
[quote] I like Halle's dress, but I'm sooo sick of her spiky short hairdo. It's a great cut, but she's worn it forever.
I agree - it looks so dated and 90's. She really needs to grow it out and try something different.
WRONG!! Halle looks better than any woman I've seen with this haircut. SHe looks BEYOND amazing.
Glad she is not wearing wigs or extensions like so many of these beautiful Black girls mistakenly do.
|by Anonymous||reply 498||02/24/2013|
The Academy Awards are a classy awards show and the number one awards show in the world. If you want to sing a boob song or do stupid jokes, do it on the MTV movie awards show not here.
|by Anonymous||reply 499||02/24/2013|
Kerry looks oddly skeletal.
|by Anonymous||reply 500||02/24/2013|
Why does Seth McF. move around so much?
|by Anonymous||reply 501||02/24/2013|
Nothing but a classic black tux looks appropriate at the Oscars, Jamie Foxx.
|by Anonymous||reply 502||02/24/2013|
Kerry Wash. needs to be locked in a room for two months and fed pizza and chicken wings
|by Anonymous||reply 503||02/24/2013|
Kerry Washington's dress is nice.
|by Anonymous||reply 504||02/24/2013|
I like MacFarlane when he's announcing the presenters, but not the schtick.
That was horrible. Did he write his own stuff, or do they make him use the writers?
|by Anonymous||reply 505||02/24/2013|
Kerry Washington is thin and pretty, but she CAN'T DRESS FOR SHIT. I've never seen her in a dress that didn't make her look like a blind prostitute.
|by Anonymous||reply 506||02/24/2013|
This guy is really adorable.
|by Anonymous||reply 508||02/24/2013|
AnnE and her E getting ready for her award
|by Anonymous||reply 510||02/24/2013|
I fuckin want to be in the theatre box
|by Anonymous||reply 511||02/24/2013|
I hope Ang Lee pulls an upset.
I hope J Law wins.
I hope Amy Adams pulls an upset.
Perks of Being A Wallflower should be nominated for Adapted Screenplay!
|by Anonymous||reply 512||02/24/2013|
Kerry needs to eat and lay off the botox, fillers and fake hair. She looks cancer thin
|by Anonymous||reply 513||02/24/2013|
Kerry Washington has the voice of a bitchy high school student.
|by Anonymous||reply 514||02/24/2013|
Kerry Washington is wearing a prom dress from JC Penney
|by Anonymous||reply 515||02/24/2013|
That Inocente short film doc was interesting. It's about a homeless teen artist. Good for her.
|by Anonymous||reply 516||02/24/2013|
The Oscars are so "classy" they gave an Academy Award to "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp."
|by Anonymous||reply 517||02/24/2013|
The Academy Awards are not classy. Bob Hope used to do sex jokes. Decades of women have shown up with their tits hanging out. Best Song winners have included shit like "It's Hard Out There for a Pimp." Quit acting like this telecast has been the epitome of class when it hasn't.
|by Anonymous||reply 519||02/24/2013|
I like this woman's weird white dress with the black stripey things on it.
|by Anonymous||reply 520||02/24/2013|
These documentary nominees are always about such traumatic subjects. Has a documentary about something happy ever won?
|by Anonymous||reply 521||02/24/2013|
Wow. My very nice high school classmate Bryan Buckley was supposedly a shoe-in for his short film ASAD. He didn't win. I'm sort of crushed, it would have brought a lot of joy to our little hometown in Massachusetts.
Well the guy who did win seemed very sweet, good for him.
|by Anonymous||reply 522||02/24/2013|
Gays, I am SO SORRY you have to go through all this boring stuff before you see my win.......
|by Anonymous||reply 523||02/24/2013|
Seth should've gone for a Natasha Richardson joke. Pussy.
|by Anonymous||reply 524||02/24/2013|
Liam Neeson is aging very nicely. Still handsome into his 60s.
|by Anonymous||reply 525||02/24/2013|
Is Liam going to suddendly wrestle a wolf on stage? please please please
|by Anonymous||reply 526||02/24/2013|
Per Nikki Finke:
OK, here’s what really happened with this tribute to 50 years of James Bond films. Besides the fact it looks like it was edited with a blunt meat cleaver. The Academy and the show’s producers hoped to gather together all the living 007 actors. But Sean Connery refused to come because he hates the Broccoli family. Something about how he thinks they cheated him out of money he was owed. Then Pierce Brosnan refused to come because he hates the Broccoli family as well. Something about how he thinks they pulled him from the role too early. Roger Moore was dying to come because, well, he’s a sweetheart. And Daniel Craig would have come because he does what he’s told by the Broccoli family’s Eon Productions whose Bond #23 Skyfall just went through the box office global roof. So there you have it.
|by Anonymous||reply 529||02/24/2013|
[quote]Kerry Washington has the voice of a bitchy high school student.
LMAO...she *did* go to Spence...just like the beloved Gwyneth Paltrow.
|by Anonymous||reply 530||02/24/2013|
The Anne H. jokes are funny every time, and have not become at all tired.
|by Anonymous||reply 532||02/24/2013|
Just hearing DDL's voice as Lincoln reminds me yet again of how great he was.
He really deserves this 3-time win.
|by Anonymous||reply 533||02/24/2013|
Did those two winners bring their dates on the stage? Their was two names, two awards and yet there was four on the stage. How tacky!
|by Anonymous||reply 534||02/24/2013|
How can makeup and hairstyles be in one category?
|by Anonymous||reply 535||02/24/2013|
Sally Field looks good in red.
|by Anonymous||reply 537||02/24/2013|
Was George Lazenby available and alive?
|by Anonymous||reply 538||02/24/2013|
I agree, R533. I really hope Day Lewis takes this one. It was a memorable performance.
|by Anonymous||reply 539||02/24/2013|
Ok, he calls out Ben Affleck for Gigli...then sucks up to him.
|by Anonymous||reply 540||02/24/2013|
[quote]Their was two names,
Oh dear oh dear.
|by Anonymous||reply 541||02/24/2013|
Please welcome Ben Affleck
|by Anonymous||reply 542||02/24/2013|
Did Affleck just make a bitch slap? I missed it but I got a sense of attitude in his voice.
|by Anonymous||reply 543||02/24/2013|
Ben Affleck's hairpiece is looking good. But it even looks like he's wearing a fake beard too.
|by Anonymous||reply 544||02/24/2013|
An assisination joke about Lincoln on DL?
Bring it on.
On the Oscars? That's going to far for this fuddy-duddy.
Wow. Affleck just super-dissed McFarlane, for real.
|by Anonymous||reply 545||02/24/2013|
HUH!? A Lincoln Assasination joke? Really? I laugh at everything, but that shit ain't funny at all. It's tasteless and juvenile and nasty. McFarlane deserved those boos!
|by Anonymous||reply 546||02/24/2013|
OMG Ben A is just so hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 547||02/24/2013|
[quote]Did those two winners bring their dates on the stage? Their was two names, two awards and yet there was four on the stage. How tacky!
they all made the doc even though the award went to the directors. The Latina girl is the homeless subject of the doc.
|by Anonymous||reply 548||02/24/2013|
I was expecting all the 007s on stage. That was a pathetic excuse for a tribute.
|by Anonymous||reply 549||02/24/2013|
Mmmmm....what nationality is the guy with the thick WEIRD accent?
|by Anonymous||reply 550||02/24/2013|
R529, how about George Lazenby? Everyone always forgets about him.
|by Anonymous||reply 551||02/24/2013|
"How to Survive a Plague" didn't win! I'm really shocked, and saddened.
But the skinny weird guy is hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 552||02/24/2013|
Yes R543, the "acclaim" has gone to his head.
|by Anonymous||reply 553||02/24/2013|
[quote]Did Affleck just make a bitch slap? I missed it but I got a sense of attitude in his voice.
Honey, we're going to be paying for YEARS because this bitch didn't get nominated for director.
|by Anonymous||reply 555||02/24/2013|
South African accents are so weird--they sound like a weird cross of English and Dutch (which is understandable) but also Australian (which is not).
|by Anonymous||reply 556||02/24/2013|
Having people coming up behind the winners to get them off the stage is supremely tacky.
|by Anonymous||reply 557||02/24/2013|
What the fuck is Willow Bay doing there?
|by Anonymous||reply 558||02/24/2013|
Ben Affleck looks like he wants to beat up MacFarlane.
|by Anonymous||reply 559||02/24/2013|
That Jaws music is still pissing me off.
I know by the time they need it the speaker is going on but generally they're going on quite sincerely, if boringly. There's got to be a politer way.
|by Anonymous||reply 560||02/24/2013|
The only thing that can save this mess would be a backstage brawl between Seth and Ben Affleck.
|by Anonymous||reply 561||02/24/2013|
Bottom line: The Oscars is a TV show. I've been there. its like a game show with movie stars. nothing more. acting like its a nobel prize ceremony is laughable. its been an entertaining tv show, which is exactly what its supposed to be.
|by Anonymous||reply 562||02/24/2013|
The assassination joke was just a set-up to do the "Too soon?" line.
Yeah, it fell flat. Up until now, I think he's been really good.
|by Anonymous||reply 563||02/24/2013|
Coming on time for a second thread with a good link-back. Anyone...
We've got a few minutes.
|by Anonymous||reply 565||02/24/2013|
Looking FOr Sugar Man was expected to win, supposed to be amazing. Most said the clear runner up, but still a definite runner up, was How To Survive...
|by Anonymous||reply 566||02/24/2013|
Finke of DH claims Seth IS the worst Oscar host ever, but she's being ridiculous. Nothing could be worse than Franco-Hathaway. Nothing.
|by Anonymous||reply 567||02/24/2013|
Ben Afflecks is not happy!
|by Anonymous||reply 568||02/24/2013|
[quote]What the fuck is Willow Bay doing there?
You got me! I hate it when these LOSER nobodies appear elbow their way into these things with those of us who truly belong!
It upsets me so much, I can't even breathe...
|by Anonymous||reply 569||02/24/2013|
They should have brought out most of the people responsible for the Bond songs at least.
A medley and capping it off with Adele doing her song.
That was lame. They shouldn't have made such a big deal about the tribute if it was going to be half-assed.
Wouldn't the producers know ahead of time if they could get them all there? Why bother otherwise.
|by Anonymous||reply 570||02/24/2013|
Shirley Bassey was even better than she was in Hazel.
|by Anonymous||reply 571||02/24/2013|
"Make them let me present, Ben. Make them!"
|by Anonymous||reply 572||02/24/2013|
Cinema Paradiso is one of my favorite melodies.
|by Anonymous||reply 573||02/24/2013|
Garner and Chastain's dresses complement each other.
|by Anonymous||reply 574||02/24/2013|
Jennifer Garner seems learning impaired.
|by Anonymous||reply 575||02/24/2013|
I thought you were supposed to be good-looking to get into pictures.
|by Anonymous||reply 576||02/24/2013|
Jennifer Garner looks like all she does these days is eat and pop out babies.
|by Anonymous||reply 577||02/24/2013|
Man. them is some big stones on Jen G's neck!
|by Anonymous||reply 579||02/24/2013|
I don't even like Seth McFarlane that much and I think he's doing a good job.
|by Anonymous||reply 580||02/24/2013|
Jessica Chastain's is really by far the best dress tonight.
|by Anonymous||reply 581||02/24/2013|
Jennifer Garner's shoulders! My goodness, she is built like a linebacker. No wonder she can kick ass. Well, at least I can shake ass!
|by Anonymous||reply 582||02/24/2013|
Jennifer garner's dress is HORRID!
|by Anonymous||reply 583||02/24/2013|
What did Baffleck say about Seth?
|by Anonymous||reply 585||02/24/2013|
Michael Haneke! Genius filmmaker.
|by Anonymous||reply 586||02/24/2013|
Two more sleeps! I mean, deserving nominees!
|by Anonymous||reply 587||02/24/2013|
Fuck Ben Affleck. He's riding the wave of sympathy for not being nominated as director. His punk ass needs to get over it. Its an award show. Nobody is curing cancer.
|by Anonymous||reply 588||02/24/2013|
LMAO @ R572. You know that's what she did (considering the bitch's last film went straight to DVD).
|by Anonymous||reply 589||02/24/2013|
People should lighten up a little bit about Abraham Lincoln.
|by Anonymous||reply 590||02/24/2013|
J Chastain looks like a drag queen. Too monochromatic between skin tone, dress color and make-up.
|by Anonymous||reply 591||02/24/2013|
Oh look, John Travolta is dancing. Wow. New. Fresh.
|by Anonymous||reply 592||02/24/2013|
Ugh...Latifah's not the only queen in the audience. John Travolta looks like shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 593||02/24/2013|
Seth MacFarlane's hair looks like a cheap wig. That chestnut color looks like Judy's hair in Meet Me in St. Louis!
Travolta's hair is the exact same color!
|by Anonymous||reply 594||02/24/2013|
Wow, Travolta looks like his own Madame Tussaud's statue.
|by Anonymous||reply 595||02/24/2013|
Why no John Travolta gay jokes from Seth?
|by Anonymous||reply 597||02/24/2013|
Oh man, this is going to be a mess.
|by Anonymous||reply 599||02/24/2013|
Are you kidding, r593? he looks great! he's hugely slimmed down.
|by Anonymous||reply 600||02/24/2013|
Hey look, attention is being paid to the movie produced by the guys producing this very Oscar show.
|by Anonymous||reply 602||02/24/2013|
I love OP; thank you!
FIrst year I've remembereed to go on DL before 600 threads!
OMFG: Travolta sounded the final "s" in Les Miserables - idiot! (but looks great!)
|by Anonymous||reply 603||02/24/2013|
Travolta has the worst toupee I have ever seen.
|by Anonymous||reply 604||02/24/2013|
Same age as Shirley Bassey, and just as good!
|by Anonymous||reply 605||02/24/2013|
We go from how bad the Oscars are now to how bad they used to be - a musical medley!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 606||02/24/2013|
Zeta-JOnes looking great. HUbby: not so much.
|by Anonymous||reply 607||02/24/2013|
did JT get botox? his forehead looks frozen. Is zeta jones and michael douglas really on the outs?
|by Anonymous||reply 608||02/24/2013|
Russell Crowe, singing! Ugh, my ears!
|by Anonymous||reply 609||02/24/2013|