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Lucky Me by that useless hitch daughter of mine

I hope none of you darlings have read that drivel the spoiled fruit of my loins has foisted on my public. Mommy Dearest redux. Needless to say we aren't speaking. At least in this lifetime. I simply do not understand why she refuses to accept her earthly limitations.

by Shirley MacClaine ... star of stage; screen & outer spacereply 1402/24/2013

The central revelation in the book is truly shocking and I could not get through it fast enough.

by Shirley MacClaine ... star of stage; screen & outer spacereply 102/24/2013

Care to spoil us, R1?

by Shirley MacClaine ... star of stage; screen & outer spacereply 202/24/2013

I would but its so scandalous that I really don't want to spoil it. You can probably find a spoiler nonlinear but I recommend you read it. I promise you that you will never look at Shirley the same afterwards. Anyone else here read it? I'm still shocked I tell you. Shocked!!!!

by Shirley MacClaine ... star of stage; screen & outer spacereply 302/24/2013

Online. Not nonlinear haha

by Shirley MacClaine ... star of stage; screen & outer spacereply 402/24/2013

Oh, just tell us. I'm never going to buy the book anyway.

by Shirley MacClaine ... star of stage; screen & outer spacereply 502/24/2013

Basically...her "father" was a con man who convinced shirl he was a government clone from outer space and Shirley sent him 60k a month for 30 years while charging her daughter interest on a $500 used car loan. Major cunt who sabotaged her only child at every turn.

by Shirley MacClaine ... star of stage; screen & outer spacereply 602/24/2013

I am heartbroken over this piece of fiction sez shirley dearest. Pick it up...highly recommended

by Shirley MacClaine ... star of stage; screen & outer spacereply 702/24/2013

I FEEELLL YOU REEEEEEAAAAAAAAADDDDDING!

by Shirley MacClaine ... star of stage; screen & outer spacereply 802/24/2013

Oh, come on, R1. Spill. I'm not going to actually read this thing.

by Shirley MacClaine ... star of stage; screen & outer spacereply 902/24/2013

Take this gun and give my daughter the shot!!

by Shirley MacClaine ... star of stage; screen & outer spacereply 1002/24/2013

Imagine, keeping a man you don't even live with!

by Shirley MacClaine ... star of stage; screen & outer spacereply 1102/24/2013

Shirley comes off as a mix of Aurora Greenway and Atilla the Hun. Her cruelty towards her only daughter is both shocking and scriptworthy. I'm sure the rights have been bought already because this is sensational stuff. But who will play Shirl?

by Shirley MacClaine ... star of stage; screen & outer spacereply 1202/24/2013

Don't look at me.

by Shirley MacClaine ... star of stage; screen & outer spacereply 1302/24/2013

[quote] useless hitch

Wasn't that a movie with Kevin James and Will Smith?

by Shirley MacClaine ... star of stage; screen & outer spacereply 1402/24/2013
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