I shall act surprised to win and then skip the Governor's Ball to chow down at Golden Corral instead.
24 hours until my obese ass wins an Oscar
|by Adele with a E||reply 37||02/26/2013|
12 hour before I win. Let me put down this turkey leg and practice my speech.
"Oh my goodness. What-a surprise. Oh my goodness. Ok. Here goes..."
|by Adele with a E||reply 1||02/24/2013|
12 hours until I am fat and successful with a baby to whom I am genetically related and gobs of money and more acclaim than any of you will ever know, most of which is overwrought. In that 12 hours, you may contemplate your complete lack of any of the above--except for perhaps the fat.
|by Adele with a E||reply 2||02/24/2013|
Aw, R2. You're sweet. Your über fandom for fatso Adele is almost bigger than her right thigh.
|by Adele with a E||reply 3||02/24/2013|
Love how the OP started the thread and then wrote the replies too. Keep trying honey!
|by Adele with a E||reply 4||02/24/2013|
R4, I was thinking the same thing. OP is also likely the crazed "AnnE" troll also.
|by Adele with a E||reply 5||02/24/2013|
[quote]"Oh my goodness. What-a surprise. Oh my goodness. Ok. Here goes..."
No. It's, "Oh me goodness". You forgot the cloying hillbilly british mangling. She'll say something precious like "Bless me courageous Spanx" or something like that.
|by Adele with a E||reply 6||02/24/2013|
HA!! Okay, R6 made me laugh. Yes, she'll say something painfully tiresome like that in order to project her self preciousness.
Nevermind that she was never particularly poor, her mother had both her own business and was an English teacher and attended a respected performing arts high school, she pretends to be a sort of British Jenny from the Block.
|by Adele with a E||reply 7||02/24/2013|
Adele is tall. She is just a really large woman. I hope she does win.I love her best.
|by Adele with a E||reply 8||02/24/2013|
She's bleedin' fantastic, she is! Piss off!
|by Adele with a E||reply 9||02/24/2013|
OP, you are so deep. You look at a person and only see weight. Good luck having a meaningful life with an attitude like that.
|by Adele with a E||reply 10||02/24/2013|
Yup, my big fat thighs come with this nice long thread on a gay website where 2-3 queens trade accusations of fraudom with each other all in my name for about 10 more hours. Oh, the power and the glory!
|by Adele with a E||reply 11||02/24/2013|
Love Adele. Just don't get the hate simply because she isn't anorexic enough for some idiots with body issues. She could be super fit, like say Madonna, and you would still find reasons to hate on her. Kinda sad.
|by Adele with a E||reply 12||02/24/2013|
Never hid the fact, R4. If I wanted to pretend I was someone else, I'd have posted from my other connection but I don't give a shit about troll-dar.
Now back to discussing tubby's annoying acceptance speech tonight.
|by Adele with a E||reply 13||02/24/2013|
I can't stand her atonal droning, she sounds like a baby seal being clubbed to death.
That and of course her moose-like ass.
|by Adele with a E||reply 14||02/24/2013|
"Now back to discussing tubby's annoying acceptance speech tonight."
Please post a pic of yourself, OP, so we, the high priestesses of pointless bitchery, can rip you a new one, laughing giddily like a bunch of wild hyenas picking your scrawny carcass clean.
|by Adele with a E||reply 15||02/24/2013|
Oh no, me dress no longer fits. Can any of you help me? If you have a slipcover you could spare, I like florals in fun colors like yellow, bright green or orange. I am a size "Loveseat".
|by Adele with a E||reply 16||02/24/2013|
OP is "scrawny" in his dreams.
|by Adele with a E||reply 17||02/24/2013|
Golden Corrals are few and far between in LA. She needs to go to Hometown Buffet.
|by Adele with a E||reply 18||02/24/2013|
I wish she'd sit her gigantic arse on Taylor Swift's face, fart a long, moist, smelly one, and asphyxiate her. Crush her. Smother her in shite.
|by Adele with a E||reply 19||02/24/2013|
Hurry - diners from lunch buffet will be charged dinner prices in 18 minutes!
|by Adele with a E||reply 20||02/24/2013|
Aow, get off me ya cheeky monkeys!
|by Adele with a E||reply 21||02/24/2013|
FANK YEW! FANKS A LAWT!
|by Adele with a E||reply 22||02/24/2013|
I could hardly hear her over that orchestra. Everyone kept waiting for her to kick it up a notch, but the song is wishy-washy- about as sexy as fugly Daniel Craig.
|by Adele with a E||reply 23||02/25/2013|
She sucked. Maybe if she spent more time rehearsing and less time eating, she would have been better.
|by Adele with a E||reply 24||02/25/2013|
I adore Adele because she reminds me of Peggy Lee. I know PL is her idol. I also adore her because she is over weight and still has a prettier face than 99% of her peers. She's a heavy white woman who is unpretentious and comfortable with who she is. We should all live to be as luck as Adele.
There are so many right wing haters on this board, I'm never surprised to gay icons trashed on so many threads.
|by Adele with a E||reply 25||02/25/2013|
It's classic projecting, Psyche 101. The OP is a fatty and it reduces his anxiety to target someone else who is fat.
|by Adele with a E||reply 26||02/26/2013|
Maybe if R24 spent less time being an internet douchebag, he might get a fucking life.
|by Adele with a E||reply 27||02/26/2013|
I love this thread solely because it's sending the fraus and self-precious p/c queens into rages. Absolute rages.
R26, how many more times will you jump from browser to browser and/or clear your cache and posting your mindless drivel?
|by Adele with a E||reply 28||02/26/2013|
Why are you jealous of a "fat" woman, OP?
|by Adele with a E||reply 29||02/26/2013|
Blimey! I've taken dumps bigger then you!
|by Adele with a E||reply 30||02/26/2013|
Adele had, despite her weight, the most beautiful face of all female celebrities there on the night. Her face is more gorgeous than Halle Berry or Jennifer Lawrence or anyone else held up as a beauty. Facial beauty is nothing to sneer at.
|by Adele with a E||reply 31||02/26/2013|
Not as beautiful as Halle. Maybe Jennifer.
|by Adele with a E||reply 32||02/26/2013|
I bet your shit tastes REALLY good Adele!
|by Adele with a E||reply 33||02/26/2013|
Haha [R28] is having a MELTDOWN!
|by Adele with a E||reply 34||02/26/2013|
She looks like a fat version of Australian actress Jessica Marais (the one who had her tits and twat out the whole time on "Magic City")
|by Adele with a E||reply 35||02/26/2013|
Don't doctors usually tell obese women not to get pregnant?
|by Adele with a E||reply 36||02/26/2013|
Fatty fatty two by four. Couldn't fit through the Governor's Ball's door.
|by Adele with a E||reply 37||02/26/2013|