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24 hours until my obese ass wins an Oscar

I shall act surprised to win and then skip the Governor's Ball to chow down at Golden Corral instead.

by Adele with a Ereply 3702/27/2013

12 hour before I win. Let me put down this turkey leg and practice my speech.

"Oh my goodness. What-a surprise. Oh my goodness. Ok. Here goes..."

by Adele with a Ereply 102/24/2013

12 hours until I am fat and successful with a baby to whom I am genetically related and gobs of money and more acclaim than any of you will ever know, most of which is overwrought. In that 12 hours, you may contemplate your complete lack of any of the above--except for perhaps the fat.

by Adele with a Ereply 202/24/2013

Aw, R2. You're sweet. Your über fandom for fatso Adele is almost bigger than her right thigh.

by Adele with a Ereply 302/24/2013

Love how the OP started the thread and then wrote the replies too. Keep trying honey!

by Adele with a Ereply 402/24/2013

R4, I was thinking the same thing. OP is also likely the crazed "AnnE" troll also.

by Adele with a Ereply 502/24/2013

[quote]"Oh my goodness. What-a surprise. Oh my goodness. Ok. Here goes..."

No. It's, "Oh me goodness". You forgot the cloying hillbilly british mangling. She'll say something precious like "Bless me courageous Spanx" or something like that.

by Adele with a Ereply 602/24/2013

Adele is tall. She is just a really large woman. I hope she does win.I love her best.

by Adele with a Ereply 802/24/2013

She's bleedin' fantastic, she is! Piss off!

by Adele with a Ereply 902/24/2013

OP, you are so deep. You look at a person and only see weight. Good luck having a meaningful life with an attitude like that.

by Adele with a Ereply 1002/24/2013

Yup, my big fat thighs come with this nice long thread on a gay website where 2-3 queens trade accusations of fraudom with each other all in my name for about 10 more hours. Oh, the power and the glory!

by Adele with a Ereply 1102/24/2013

Love Adele. Just don't get the hate simply because she isn't anorexic enough for some idiots with body issues. She could be super fit, like say Madonna, and you would still find reasons to hate on her. Kinda sad.

by Adele with a Ereply 1202/24/2013

Never hid the fact, R4. If I wanted to pretend I was someone else, I'd have posted from my other connection but I don't give a shit about troll-dar.

Now back to discussing tubby's annoying acceptance speech tonight.

by Adele with a Ereply 1302/24/2013

I can't stand her atonal droning, she sounds like a baby seal being clubbed to death.

That and of course her moose-like ass.

by Adele with a Ereply 1402/24/2013

"Now back to discussing tubby's annoying acceptance speech tonight."

Please post a pic of yourself, OP, so we, the high priestesses of pointless bitchery, can rip you a new one, laughing giddily like a bunch of wild hyenas picking your scrawny carcass clean.

by Adele with a Ereply 1502/24/2013

Oh no, me dress no longer fits. Can any of you help me? If you have a slipcover you could spare, I like florals in fun colors like yellow, bright green or orange. I am a size "Loveseat".

by Adele with a Ereply 1602/24/2013

OP is "scrawny" in his dreams.

by Adele with a Ereply 1702/24/2013

Golden Corrals are few and far between in LA. She needs to go to Hometown Buffet.

by Adele with a Ereply 1802/24/2013

I wish she'd sit her gigantic arse on Taylor Swift's face, fart a long, moist, smelly one, and asphyxiate her. Crush her. Smother her in shite.

by Adele with a Ereply 1902/24/2013

Hurry - diners from lunch buffet will be charged dinner prices in 18 minutes!

by Adele with a Ereply 2002/24/2013

Aow, get off me ya cheeky monkeys!

by Adele with a Ereply 2102/24/2013

FANK YEW! FANKS A LAWT!

by Adele with a Ereply 2202/24/2013

I could hardly hear her over that orchestra. Everyone kept waiting for her to kick it up a notch, but the song is wishy-washy- about as sexy as fugly Daniel Craig.

by Adele with a Ereply 2302/25/2013

She sucked. Maybe if she spent more time rehearsing and less time eating, she would have been better.

by Adele with a Ereply 2402/25/2013

I adore Adele because she reminds me of Peggy Lee. I know PL is her idol. I also adore her because she is over weight and still has a prettier face than 99% of her peers. She's a heavy white woman who is unpretentious and comfortable with who she is. We should all live to be as luck as Adele.

There are so many right wing haters on this board, I'm never surprised to gay icons trashed on so many threads.

by Adele with a Ereply 2502/25/2013

It's classic projecting, Psyche 101. The OP is a fatty and it reduces his anxiety to target someone else who is fat.

by Adele with a Ereply 2602/26/2013

Maybe if R24 spent less time being an internet douchebag, he might get a fucking life.

by Adele with a Ereply 2702/26/2013

I love this thread solely because it's sending the fraus and self-precious p/c queens into rages. Absolute rages.

R26, how many more times will you jump from browser to browser and/or clear your cache and posting your mindless drivel?

by Adele with a Ereply 2802/26/2013

Why are you jealous of a "fat" woman, OP?

by Adele with a Ereply 2902/26/2013

Blimey! I've taken dumps bigger then you!

by Adele with a Ereply 3002/26/2013

Adele had, despite her weight, the most beautiful face of all female celebrities there on the night. Her face is more gorgeous than Halle Berry or Jennifer Lawrence or anyone else held up as a beauty. Facial beauty is nothing to sneer at.

by Adele with a Ereply 3102/26/2013

Not as beautiful as Halle. Maybe Jennifer.

by Adele with a Ereply 3202/26/2013

I bet your shit tastes REALLY good Adele!

by Adele with a Ereply 3302/26/2013

Haha [R28] is having a MELTDOWN!

by Adele with a Ereply 3402/26/2013

She looks like a fat version of Australian actress Jessica Marais (the one who had her tits and twat out the whole time on "Magic City")

by Adele with a Ereply 3502/26/2013

Don't doctors usually tell obese women not to get pregnant?

by Adele with a Ereply 3602/26/2013

Fatty fatty two by four. Couldn't fit through the Governor's Ball's door.

by Adele with a Ereply 3702/27/2013
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