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Keira Knighley's fiancé James Righton

I want to break my dick off in his ass.

by Anonymousreply 2505/23/2013

Another pic:

by Anonymousreply 102/23/2013

Oh, he's a cutie! It looks like he has a really soft body, and he looks like a fun and nice guy. Hopefully that's true. You go, Keira!

by Anonymousreply 202/23/2013


by Anonymousreply 302/23/2013

He looks like he doesn't wipe properly.

by Anonymousreply 402/23/2013

He looks like he's 17.

by Anonymousreply 502/23/2013

Hope she doesn't obsess over him like she did poor Johnny Depp.

by Anonymousreply 602/23/2013

Hairy biceps mean hairy back. Looks a little flabby, too.

Also, he's British, so he has four good years left, max.

by Anonymousreply 702/23/2013

Can you imagine holding her close, feeling those ribs jutting through her clothes? That monstrous jaw dislodging, teeth bared, as she comes at your penis? How utterly horrifying.

by Anonymousreply 802/23/2013

they both look retarded. and smelly.

by Anonymousreply 902/23/2013

We will be able to suck more cock when we remind others of the alternative, R8.

by Anonymousreply 1002/23/2013

Love hairy guys.

by Anonymousreply 1102/23/2013

So hot.

by Anonymousreply 1202/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 1302/24/2013

Wow, he's not cute at all. Completely unremarkable.

by Anonymousreply 1402/24/2013

Meh. You have low standards, OP. So does Keira.

by Anonymousreply 1502/24/2013

Whatever OP's standards, her mode of expression suggests she needs to climb into Mother's basement fridge and close the door after her.

by Anonymousreply 1602/24/2013

r15, I personally think Keira Knightley is s dog and has been very very lucky.

by Anonymousreply 1702/24/2013

I think he looks ugly.

by Anonymousreply 1802/24/2013

He looks old in the face. Two-thumbs down.

by Anonymousreply 1902/24/2013

He must be cautious when we embrace. I have delicate, hollow bones like a bird and I crush easily.

by Anonymousreply 2002/24/2013

Sorry if my choice of words has offended your delicate sensibilities, r16. Let me rephrase it.

I'd like to make tender love to his backside.


by Anonymousreply 2102/25/2013

OP - I liked your first description better. You haven't really had good sex unless someone is in a wheelchair the next day.

by Anonymousreply 2202/25/2013

He doesn't do anything for me but then neither does Channing Tatum and DL seems to swoon over him.

by Anonymousreply 2302/25/2013

I had no idea this was the cute one from The Klaxons until reading it the other day, thought it was just some random posho.

They've kinda disappeared but this has put her way up in my book. Certainly better than Carey Mulligan's husband from the big selling but terminally uncool Mumford and Sons.

by Anonymousreply 2405/23/2013

He definitely looks like he only wipes twice.

by Anonymousreply 2505/23/2013
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