what would they learn about gay men?
If aliens monitored Datalounge
|by Anne Thropologist||reply 32||02/24/2013|
Gay men spend an incredible amount of time and energy worshipping porn stars, especially if said porn stars are "straight."
|by Anne Thropologist||reply 1||02/23/2013|
Gay men care more about circumcision and body hair than anything else.
|by Anne Thropologist||reply 2||02/23/2013|
Gay men are dicks to everyone who don't like anyone, not even themselves.
|by Anne Thropologist||reply 3||02/23/2013|
I don't know what they could learn, but I'd hope they were plotting the abduction of the Sandy Dennis Troll.
|by Anne Thropologist||reply 4||02/23/2013|
What's human or inhuman is not for human decision.
|by Anne Thropologist||reply 5||02/23/2013|
Don't know if they would necessarily learn anything about gay men, because there is no way to know truly that who posts here is a gay man. They would learn that most DL posters are vapid and immature.
|by Anne Thropologist||reply 6||02/23/2013|
[quote]Gay men are dicks to everyone who don't like anyone, not even themselves.
Gay men post sentences that make no sense.
|by Anne Thropologist||reply 7||02/23/2013|
We've got alien Israelis all over this forum.
|by Anne Thropologist||reply 8||02/23/2013|
They would think all gay men were over 60 years old.
|by Anne Thropologist||reply 9||02/23/2013|
That when another poster is overly dramatic, we invoke the name of Jesus' mother.
|by Anne Thropologist||reply 10||02/23/2013|
That gay men's obsession with hole presentation photos is a huge trigger for aliens wanting to probe their male abductees.
|by Anne Thropologist||reply 11||02/23/2013|
They'd incidentally learn passable grammar quite quickly.
|by Anne Thropologist||reply 12||02/23/2013|
Gay men love to dish it out, but they can never take it.
|by Anne Thropologist||reply 13||02/23/2013|
Sheesh! And I thought WE like to stick things up men's butts
|by Anne Thropologist||reply 14||02/23/2013|
R7, head on over to the "slut coworker took a sick day to go drinking and posted pics on Facebook" thread, and it will all make sense to you then.
|by Anne Thropologist||reply 15||02/23/2013|
They would learn that gay men are fabulous.
|by Anne Thropologist||reply 16||02/23/2013|
Do the aliens not respect boundaries?
|by Anne Thropologist||reply 17||02/23/2013|
That a discussion about a condiment called "mayonnaise" leads gay men to violence.
|by Anne Thropologist||reply 18||02/23/2013|
That their mating call is a long, drawn-out hisssss.
|by Anne Thropologist||reply 19||02/23/2013|
|by Anne Thropologist||reply 20||02/23/2013|
One thing they'd think was that gay men are incredibly schizo.
One one hand, we post endlessly about how men should not be ashamed of their bodies, and should present themselves proudly in locker rooms and wear revealing Speedos at the beach.
On the other hand, we post endlessly about how physically horrible we find men who are too fat, or too thin, or circumcised, or uncircumsized, or untoned, or too worked out, etc.
We want men to be unashamed of their bodies and yet we want to shame them for their bodies. It makes no sense.
|by Anne Thropologist||reply 21||02/23/2013|
Bite your whoring tongue, R4.
If there's any interplanetary justice, they'll be coming for the Heath Ledger Troll.
|by Anne Thropologist||reply 22||02/23/2013|
...one in ten don't seem to mind...
|by Anne Thropologist||reply 23||02/23/2013|
Earrings and caftans.
And Cheryl's pussy stinks.
|by Anne Thropologist||reply 24||02/23/2013|
That gay men are very particular about cleanliness in there environs, but have no problem sucking on each others anuses.
|by Anne Thropologist||reply 26||02/23/2013|
I beg to differ, r26.
|by Anne Thropologist||reply 27||02/23/2013|
I don't, R26
|by Anne Thropologist||reply 28||02/23/2013|
Several go by the name of Mary.
|by Anne Thropologist||reply 29||02/23/2013|
That the anal probe better be uncut.
|by Anne Thropologist||reply 30||02/23/2013|
A strong odor emanates from the one called Cheryl from whom people flee in disgust.
|by Anne Thropologist||reply 31||02/24/2013|
The sexual minorities on our planet are far less neurotic and factious. Perhaps because those in the sexual majority have always treated them with respect and never as a threat to their integrity. And the same is true for the way those in sexual minorities treat those in the majority.
Then again, we are far less obsessed and threatened by sexuality in general than Earthlings.
And, being more intelligent and compassionate than Earthlings, we are far less likely to make foolish judgments about our people. We acknowledge the sacred, specific individuality of all our people and so don't enjoy lumping our people into groups and prejudging which group identity applies to our people as you do, whether that group be defined sexually, ethnically, racially, politically or religiously.
As a result we are far more interested in our people for who, rather than for what, they are.
And we are much happier and healthier.
|by Anne Thropologist||reply 32||02/24/2013|