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Michelle Obama dances on the Jimmy Fallon show

I fucking ADORE her!

by Anonymousreply 12202/25/2013

Hate her new bangs. The hairstyle does nothing for her.

by Anonymousreply 102/23/2013

I fucking LOVE it. Had to watch it twice. She looks very good. I forgot Jimmy himself was the other mom, so I had to look closer at him the second time. What a cutie.

by Anonymousreply 202/23/2013

I hate the new haircut, too

by Anonymousreply 302/23/2013

me too op. she absolutely rocks.

the sad thing is, that's how i've ALWAYS danced since college.

by Anonymousreply 402/23/2013

I found her so cold and polarizing when she and Barack first came on the scene. Now I'm realizing that she simply had her guard up. I'm so crazy about her now.

by Anonymousreply 502/23/2013

Too bad she's a raging cunt OP, but adore away!

by Anonymousreply 602/23/2013

R6 = Ann Romney

by Anonymousreply 702/23/2013

Hey Lady Anne, how you liking living in the White House?

by Anonymousreply 802/23/2013

Loathe the bangs.

She needs a bigass strut-yo-stuff Angela Davis 'fro.

by Anonymousreply 902/23/2013

My straight brother loves the bangs. Didn't recognize her. And was like - wow she looks hot - when he watched video.

I think it's a straight man thing

by Anonymousreply 1002/23/2013

are station wagons still a thing?

by Anonymousreply 1102/23/2013

She's gorgeous!

by Anonymousreply 1202/23/2013

I'm a gay guy, and I like the bangs.

by Anonymousreply 1302/23/2013

I love the bangs. She's fab.

by Anonymousreply 1402/23/2013

R6 is still waiting for that "kill whitey" tape. It's with the WMDs, fuckface.

by Anonymousreply 1502/23/2013

Love her!

by Anonymousreply 1602/23/2013

Can you imagine Barbara Bush doing something like this?

by Anonymousreply 1702/23/2013

I'm sure Jimmy could have done the Dougie. That was gracious of him haha.

by Anonymousreply 1802/23/2013

How long until FOX News says this is unbecoming behavior for a First Lady?

by Anonymousreply 1902/23/2013

Another Michelle fan. Would love to have lunch with her.

Can you imagine Nancy Reagan in such a skit? Of Babs Bush?

MO is wonderful.

by Anonymousreply 2002/23/2013

She probably feels like it's time to have fun now that the reelection is over. No more elections to hold anything against her.

by Anonymousreply 2102/23/2013

[quote]How long until FOX News says this is unbecoming behavior for a First Lady?

I don't understand why they so viciously HATE her encouraging people to give children nutritious food, sleep, and exercise.

by Anonymousreply 2202/23/2013

Matbe you prefer Laura Bush with a tampon up her leaking ass complaining about someone associating her name with the queers. Take my name off as she reaches for another psycho pill

by Anonymousreply 2302/23/2013

R22, the simplest answer is sometimes the only answer: They're ignorant tools.

I'm just waiting for Obama to tell them they should NOT jump off a bridge.

by Anonymousreply 2402/23/2013

Hilarious! Loved the band who played after even more. "The homophobic gentlemen, they'll barricade but their efforts couldn't stop me"

by Anonymousreply 2502/23/2013

love her.

by Anonymousreply 2602/23/2013

She's really funny! Who knew she had such comic gifts?

by Anonymousreply 2702/23/2013

She's the best first lady of my lifetime I think.

Such a wonderful person.

by Anonymousreply 2802/23/2013

I thought I didn't like the bangs but they look fabulous and youthful on a good way in that video.

You can see she's hot stuff.

I definitely think she and Barack had a sexual connection when they met. I don't think it was only some scheming thing to have an accomplished wife.

by Anonymousreply 2902/23/2013

r24 made me LOL.

by Anonymousreply 3002/23/2013

Dancing truly is great exercise. Children love to dance. It is important.

The corporations don't promote dancing because they make no money on it. They want your kids sitting motionless in front of tv and computers or a pile of plastic junk.

by Anonymousreply 3102/23/2013

Is it just me, or is jimmy Fallon far sexier and funnier in his 30s than he was in his 20s?

Some of his impersonations and skits on his new show are REALLY funny.

He seems somehow more sexy and mature or something.

by Anonymousreply 3202/23/2013

Anyone who does NOT like her is my enemy, pretty much. She's that likable and smart.

by Anonymousreply 3302/23/2013

Fallon's comedy is always funniest when it is a little dark and angry and creepy and weird as opposed to silly.

Hes much funnier being a deranged bearded robin gibb screaming I WILL END YOU and on some of his talk show current stuff than his frat boy Adam sandlery schtick from years ago

It's gotten more hilarious over the years. He was really really funny hosting SNL last year.

by Anonymousreply 3402/23/2013

This is called the “We're not running for reelection so I don't give a fuck what the ignorant rednecks of America think because I'm enjoying my life!” dance.

by Anonymousreply 3502/23/2013

Obama got re-elected, they have nothing to lose. I wish she'd try an afro or dreadlocks, now THAT would get her impeached.

by Anonymousreply 3602/23/2013

So over the Obamas. Counting down the days to the next president and the inevitable tell all book about these two.

by Anonymousreply 3702/23/2013

R37 = moron

by Anonymousreply 3802/23/2013

Over the Obamas? You're probably some PUMA idiot who never supported him or a log cabinette idiot who thinks Cheney's endorsement of gay marriage is the end all be all.

by Anonymousreply 3902/23/2013

A moron because I don't like the Obamas. Is only one opinion allowed? Learn to express your opinions without insults and people might respect you.

by Anonymousreply 4002/23/2013

I voted for him in 08. Did not in 12.

by Anonymousreply 4102/23/2013

Loser alert at R37.

by Anonymousreply 4202/23/2013

Why is one not allowed to dislike the Obamas? Is this North Korea? I still think Hillary would have been the better president.

by Anonymousreply 4302/23/2013

[quote]I voted for him in 08. Did not in 12.

Which only confirmed everyone's suspicions that what you think and do are wholly irreverent to the course of history.

Thanks for playing, now go devour a cupcake.

by Anonymousreply 4402/23/2013

That was awesome. Love her.

by Anonymousreply 4502/23/2013


by Anonymousreply 4602/23/2013

Lots of opinions are allowed, r40, but the opinion you expressed at r37 is a particularly moronic one.

by Anonymousreply 4702/23/2013

I now love dear leader and his wife,. Your well thought out intelligent comments changed my mind.

Go use your Obama phone to check the bus schedule so you can go use your food stamps.

Fucking idiots

by Anonymousreply 4802/23/2013

So you're a PUMA, then, R43? I was right.

You don't have to like Obama, but when you start in with the "so over the ObamaS" thing and then say you didn't vote for him in '12? Did you vote for Romney? If yes, then you are indeed an idiot and a moron.

What exactly has Michelle Obama done to offend you? I guess you forget Hillary was once first lady and got attacked for stupid reasons.

by Anonymousreply 4902/23/2013

Oh how I wish I read your reply @R48 before I posted again.

"Obama phone" is one of the biggest freeper lies out there, asshole. Now I don't even believe you voted for him in '08.

by Anonymousreply 5002/23/2013

R48: They really need to get you clowns some new material.

by Anonymousreply 5102/23/2013

R50. You should hide your buttons. They are far too easy to push.

You are all fucking lemmings if you think anyone not worshipping obama is idiot, moron, etc. there is a big world out there girls.

by Anonymousreply 5202/23/2013

R40, idiots who don't like Obama aren't worthy of respect.

by Anonymousreply 5302/23/2013

[quote]Go use your Obama phone to check the bus schedule so you can go use your food stamps.

Only a fucking ignorant moron believes there is such a thing as an "Obama phone" (program began under Bush), or that people being on Food Stamps is somehow Obama's fault and not the fault of the previous administration that crashed the economy.

You've exposed yourself as a brainwashed, uninformed, ill-informed moron. Which of course, we had you pegged as well before you confirmed it with this post.

by Anonymousreply 5402/23/2013

R54. I got your button. Will press again soon!

by Anonymousreply 5502/23/2013

[quote]worshipping obama

This is such a tedious GOP meme.

Nobody is worshiping (note spelling) anyone by making a positive remark.

And nobody is showing individuality by expressing a negative remark when that remark has been memorized from the word sludge of cynical, unscrupulous professional political operatives and then mindlessly regurgitated as if it were an original thought.

by Anonymousreply 5602/23/2013

who DID you vote for in 2012, r41?

by Anonymousreply 5702/23/2013

And they're BUSH phones you FoxTV fucking moron!

by Anonymousreply 5802/23/2013

R48, we're not trying to get you to change your mind, just pointing out to you that you're a moron. Which every further post you make only verifies even more.

Not liking Obama doesn't make one a moron. Coming out with bullshit, such as "counting down the days to the next president and the inevitable tell all book about these two" or "go use your Obama phone to check the bus schedule so you can go use your food stamps" does heavily suggest, however, that one is a moron though.

by Anonymousreply 5902/23/2013

R55: Are you Pollyanna Piss Pot Scat Munch? You sound like an obtuse troll who craves negative attention like heroin.

by Anonymousreply 6002/23/2013

R52, I've got news for you: I don't like Obama either, but my reasoning is based in reality, not because I finger myself to another fucking politician and still cannot get over the fact that she LOST. Then you come up with an asinine insult about "Obama phones" when everyone with even half a functioning brain knows that it's BULLSHIT. It's a program that has been in place long before Obama became president. You have access to the fucking internet, yet you still use that LIE.

So yes, you are a moron, not because you dislike him or them, but because you aren't bright enough to articulate a reason that won't make you look like a moron.

by Anonymousreply 6102/23/2013

For my next show, I will incite riot among hundreds of homosexuals by saying Obama is really Kenyan.

Go ahead and change your panties girls!

(Of course I don't believe it but making the comment will ruin the days of many.)

by Anonymousreply 6202/23/2013

R62 = moron. It really is a heap of stinking shit. Instead of treading on it, which will only get us dirty, we should walk around it and ignore it. This was a nice thread before the big pile of poop, a gay-hater with no life of its own so it has to trawl gay sites for entertainment, came on.

by Anonymousreply 6302/23/2013

I have made my yard man and maid change their names to Barack and Michelle. Michelle, formerly Keith, is the yard man and Barack, formerly Alejandra, is the maid.

by Anonymousreply 6402/23/2013

Obama has presided over one of the least corrupt and scandal-ridden administrations in modern history.

He's presided over the fastest deficit reduction since the end of WW2.

by Anonymousreply 6502/23/2013

Can we get back to commenting about the dancing? It's just darling!

by Anonymousreply 6602/23/2013

Fuck Fox News! So great to have a couple in the WH who look like they are into each other and still fuck. Both of the first couple have juice.

by Anonymousreply 6702/23/2013

Obama has been wonderful on gay rights issues and deserves unstinted praise for that.

But there are other areas where he has behaved like a Republican - including letting Wall Street crooks and torturers under Bush get away scot-free, prosecuting whistle-blowers and setting a dangerous precident by subverting the Consitution to give himself unlimited and unchecked power to kill American citizens if they are suspected (for whatever reason) for terrorism.

If Bush had done this, progressives would rightly be up in arms, but because Obama does it, it's all A-OK with them.

by Anonymousreply 6802/23/2013

R68, it's not AOK. It's recognizing that he's not nearly as bad as the alternative, even on issues where he's bad.

by Anonymousreply 6902/23/2013

It's been my observation that those who actually *do* worship Hillary or Reagan are the major groups accusing others of being "Obama worshipers," Kool-Aid drinkers, Obamabots, etc, etc, ad nauseam.

Those true liberals who work for the cause rather than the individual, tend to respect and like the Obamas.

I like and respect Hillary enormously, but will be working and voting for WHOEVER is the Democratic Party nominee in 2016. And I WON'T sit on my ass at the 2018 midterms if I happen to be pissed with Hillary at that moment. How different from what you assholes did in 2010!

And if Hillary wins in 2016, unless she becomes a Republican or starts a war, I can guarantee I will vote for her reelection in 2020. I won't be "so over" her I'd vote against her and the only party that, though flawed, is the only thing keeping us from the goddamned abyss.

*Fuck* you divisive haters. Run off to Firedoglake or masturbate to the latest Glenn Greenwald screed. If you want a true third party, fucking go out and work in the trenches to make it happen. Cuz, sorry, the Libertarian and Green parties ain't it.

by Anonymousreply 7002/23/2013

It *was* a "darling" skit, R66.

by Anonymousreply 7102/23/2013

Of course the alternative is much worse. But that doesn't mean Obama should be immune from the same criticism Bush rightfully recieved.

When Republicans praise Obama for getting expanded powers they wanted (but were thankfully stopped) worried.

by Anonymousreply 7202/23/2013

R70 here. Are you serious, Webbie? O*BA*MA*B O T now is auto-changed like that other banned word?

If so, why not create a separate auto-change phrase for it?

by Anonymousreply 7302/23/2013

Alert, alert! TOOLS posting here. This was supposed to be a FUN thread, innocuous thread, about MICHELLE dancing. NOT a political discussion. SO many dick shrivelers posting. No one cares if you like the President or if you voted for him. He WON. And we have four glorious years to enjoy him. And the best First Lady in a long, long time.

by Anonymousreply 7402/23/2013

Total bitch, as fake as her hair.

by Anonymousreply 7502/23/2013

I love Obama, can't stand his cunt wife.

by Anonymousreply 7602/23/2013

R72, many (most, I'd say) of us Obama sorters do, in fact criticize him, disagree with him on certain issues. I know *I* was on his ass about quite a few things as early as his pre-Inauguration Cabinet/WH staff picks in 2008, FFS.

The difference is I don't go all gooey and personal about politicians. Neither do my family or friends whose political opinions I respect. I wasn't "over" Bill Clinton just because I vehemently disagreed with his notion of "welfare reform." Or when he made made the overall budget look better than it actually was because he kept taking from the Social Security Trust Fund without repaying it. Or when he eventually punted on HCR. Or when he strongly supported the successful repeal of Glass-Stegall.

(Ignoring conservative/Republicans who NEVER were gonna be with a Dem POTUS) If you "over Obama" Democratic voters honestly can tell me you'd be just as personally nasty toward Hillary, or Kucinich, or [insert name here] AND their spouses if, having analyzed conditions on the ground, they made the identical decisions Obama made, I'd have no beef with you.

But if you go and remain personal about the winner of your own party's election, years after the fact, then I'd say you're not being genuinely, objectively critical. You're just being pissy.

And small.

by Anonymousreply 7702/23/2013

Sorry, R74, but when assholes go there, they should be confronted.

by Anonymousreply 7802/23/2013

R77. Thank you. Very well said.

by Anonymousreply 7902/23/2013

[quote] So over the Obamas. Counting down the days to the next president and the inevitable tell all book about these two.

Maybe we are sick of YOU.

by Anonymousreply 8002/23/2013

Piss off r40 you miserable drag of a person.

by Anonymousreply 8102/23/2013


by Anonymousreply 8202/23/2013

You never saw Mamie Eisenhower shaking her tits on the Jack Benny show.

by Anonymousreply 8302/23/2013

Oh my gosh, i LOVE her. Thanks for the link, I was having a shitty morning and this made me smile.

by Anonymousreply 8402/23/2013

The Dougie reminds me of Chris Brown. There are certain trends in black culture the Obamas should avoid. Dance while Rome burns, etc. She does look excellent - slim, vegan.

by Anonymousreply 8502/23/2013


Sheeple needing sheeple,

Are the luckiest sheeple in the world.

by Anonymousreply 8602/23/2013

They, like the rest of us, should just "avoid" racists like you, R85, and we'll all be fine.

by Anonymousreply 8702/23/2013

She's an uppity black woman.

by Anonymousreply 8802/23/2013

No one is talking about her dancing. Are we not gay??

Bitch has MOVES.

by Anonymousreply 8902/23/2013

God, who did her makeup? Jimmy Fallon has less of a 5 o'clock shadow than her.

by Anonymousreply 9002/23/2013

She has moves but so does Fallon--I was more surprised about *that*.

by Anonymousreply 9102/23/2013

Michelle looks bangin'!

by Anonymousreply 9202/23/2013

r86, knowing you were gnashing your teeth and tearing your hair out in the early hours of November 7th last year has given me enough satisfaction to last at least 4 years. Happy, happy day.

by Anonymousreply 9302/23/2013

R93. I'm not that bitter actually. The people spoke. It's called democracy. I just happened to disagree

by Anonymousreply 9402/23/2013

Wow - she's got legs for days. They're very beautifully long, for her body

Wearing flats tells some interesting truths about women's proportions, especially when you're used to seeing them in heels all the time (notice Ann Margret's transition - IN THE SAME MUSICAL NUMBER - at 3:13)

But Miss Michelle is on point -- without having to be, well, "on pointe."

by Anonymousreply 9502/23/2013


by Anonymousreply 9602/23/2013

a little something for the freepertinos, who pine for Bush era:

by Anonymousreply 9702/23/2013

Just how boring was Pickles?

by Anonymousreply 9802/23/2013

No, you are bitter r94. A bitter troll to be exact.

by Anonymousreply 9902/23/2013

I was looking at the slide show and she looks incredible here. Lovely gown.

by Anonymousreply 10002/23/2013

I love Michelle.

by Anonymousreply 10102/23/2013

The Brits can have Kate. We get a fashion plate with brains, beauty, AND a personality.

by Anonymousreply 10202/23/2013

Disgraceful behaviour for the wife of the POTUS.

by Anonymousreply 10302/23/2013

You're right, R103. She should be smoking and committing manslaughter (Laura Bush), freely spending taxpayer money (Nancy Reagan), consulting psychics (Hillary Clinton), and getting wasted (Betty Ford). How dare Michelle dance!

by Anonymousreply 10402/23/2013

R104, I think it was Nancy who consulted the psychics, not Hillary.

by Anonymousreply 10502/23/2013

R104, I should put you in a mason jar full of formaldehyde to remind you what I'm capable of, dear.

by Anonymousreply 10602/23/2013

R99. I'm so sad for you. I really you can find freedom of thought and personal happiness. Everyone deserves that chance. Whether you take it or not is up to you.

by Anonymousreply 10702/23/2013

Bar, isn't your hellbound husband circling the drain as we speak?

Save the formaldehyde for him, dear.

by Anonymousreply 10802/23/2013

I really hope.. Sorry for the typo

by Anonymousreply 10902/23/2013

[quote] I'm so sad for you. I really you can find freedom of thought and personal happiness.

I'm not R99, but I guess your definition of those things involves lying since you used that "Obama phone" line. And you know what the really sad part is? You'll continue to use that lie over and over and over again because you guys are nothing if not consistent when it comes to making complete jackasses out of yourselves.

It's cute that you think pointing out you're full of shit would automatically mean someone "worships" Obama because Heaven forbid you get called out when you say something incredibly stupid and just have it be that you said something incredibly stupid.

by Anonymousreply 11002/23/2013

Love her. She probably would hate your lazy-ass hair style too, but would have far too much class to ever say so.

by Anonymousreply 11102/23/2013

She's does the Harlem shake really well

by Anonymousreply 11202/23/2013

R103. Disgraceful?? Really ???? Fun, silly dancing is the definition of disgraceful ???

by Anonymousreply 11302/23/2013

Who cares what R103 thinks? He's not even American. I can only imagine the mess leading his country.

by Anonymousreply 11402/23/2013

Michelle and Barack are DBP but not the obnoxious, snobby, & pretentious type like Oprah, Maya Angelou, Bill Cosby, etc. They aren't insufferable like most people in the black elite are. You can tell they both are humble and down-to-earth. DBP stands for dignified black people.

by Anonymousreply 11502/23/2013

I thought it was double black penetration, something also sought after.

by Anonymousreply 11602/23/2013

R116, You damn right!

by Anonymousreply 11702/23/2013

I think there are some huge generational issues at work with the people you named, R115.

B&MO are the first couple of my generation. We're close in age and I identify with them more than I have other presidential couples, even the Clintons.

by Anonymousreply 11802/23/2013

This is APPALLING! Such highly UNSEEMLY and UNDIGNIFIED behavior for the First Lady to exhibit before the American people!

by Anonymousreply 11902/23/2013

really good point, r118. me too.

by Anonymousreply 12002/24/2013

Not their first fitness-promotion collaboration!

by Anonymousreply 12102/25/2013

So who are the DWP?

by Anonymousreply 12202/25/2013
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