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Where do chorus boys go when they turn 30?

What will happen to all those cute little Newsies boys? I'm beside myself with worry!

by Anonymousreply 2502/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 102/23/2013


by Anonymousreply 302/23/2013

If they're Tom Judson/Gus Mattox: porn.

by Anonymousreply 402/23/2013

R3 marry me.

by Anonymousreply 502/23/2013

They either teach (something), they become personal trainers or they teach Pilates.

by Anonymousreply 602/23/2013

It must be a horrible experience to go from the lights of Bway to a classroom.

by Anonymousreply 702/23/2013

Depending on the show, R7, the lights of Broadway can sometimes go fuck themselves.

by Anonymousreply 802/23/2013


I don't get it - can someone explain?

by Anonymousreply 902/23/2013

To Hell's Kitchen, of course.

by Anonymousreply 1002/23/2013

r9-----see "Logan's Run" the movie

by Anonymousreply 1102/23/2013

[post by racist shit-stain # 2 removed.]

by Anonymousreply 1202/24/2013

The work force always needs ditch diggers.

by Anonymousreply 1302/24/2013

Harvey Evans is still working in his 70's. He started as a chorus boy.

So did Chris Walken.

So did Revolta.

by Anonymousreply 1402/24/2013

There's always the dance department at the local community college in whatever town you came from...

Why not come back home to Iowa or Montana or Alabama as a "Broadway star" and live off that the rest of your life? Just forget about being gay...

by Anonymousreply 1502/24/2013

Your brother's going to medical school and you're growing up to be a chorus boy.....NOTHING!!

by Anonymousreply 1602/24/2013

for r9.

In "Logan's Run", when people turn 30 they go to "Carousel" to be "renewed" before a cheering crowd...they think. But in reality they're just being killed off.

And Carousel was also a Broadway Musical.

This is why r3 wins for funniest DL reply in weeks.

by Anonymousreply 1702/24/2013

[quote]Where do chorus boys go when they turn 30?

The Duplex.

by Anonymousreply 1802/24/2013

Aaron Albano actually IS 30 and STILL a newsie.

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by Anonymousreply 2002/24/2013

I'm pretty sure David Geffen has given them all his private number.

by Anonymousreply 2102/24/2013

They become walkers for old ladies.

Or wait around for Kennedy Center tributes. Did you SEE those old queens in the Carol Channing documentary?

by Anonymousreply 2202/24/2013

r12, please name ONE Broadway chorus boy who became a set designer!

by Anonymousreply 2302/24/2013

Broadway's busiest choreographers were mostly all brought into the business as chorus boys.....Rob Ashford, Sergio Trujillo, Chris Gattelli, Andy Blankenbeuhler.

I think Kathleen Marshall must be the only currently prominent choreographer who didn't start out as a chorus boy. Or even a chorus girl. But her brother did.

by Anonymousreply 2402/24/2013

Kathleen Marshall was a chorus girl in a few tours (Mystery of Edwin Drood being one, which she got with help from Rob since he did it on Broadway).

by Anonymousreply 2502/24/2013
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