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Our Hairy Men's Buttholes: Do we shave it, buzz it, or just wipe, wipe, wipe away?

I was in the tub last night, using my buzzing shaving thing designed for my goatee, but used for the hairs around my masc asshole. I'm tired of leaving skid marks on my shorts and thought this was a good way to do it: Just squat in the tub and buzz it down; Never have had a bloody incident. Am I the only masc man here who does this?

by Anonymousreply 3906/01/2013

I'm hairy and still clean as a whistle. I eat tons of fiber and shit once a day, whip thoroughly and am still nice and clean afterwards.

by Anonymousreply 102/22/2013

Darlin', you're not masc. You're delusional.

by Anonymousreply 302/23/2013

Why even wipe your ass? It's just gonna git dirty again.

by Anonymousreply 402/23/2013

R1, we're happy you whip your ass thoroughly but being proud of producing the equivalent of bullshit daily hardly makes you someone we'd want to meet, much less be intimate with.

And someone needs to unplug R2's life support.

by Anonymousreply 502/23/2013

lol R4, sicko.

by Anonymousreply 602/23/2013

What is wrong with R2?

by Anonymousreply 702/23/2013

"tired of leaving skid marks on my shorts"

This should not happen to any male, regardless of ass hair. Clean yourself, dear.

by Anonymousreply 802/23/2013

[quote]tired of leaving skid marks on my shorts"

Then you're not a true masculine man

by Anonymousreply 902/23/2013

I wipe and clean, no skids

by Anonymousreply 1002/23/2013

anyone who doesn't use wet wipes is gross.

by Anonymousreply 1102/24/2013

Let your dingleberries build up like dreads you won't have to wipe anymore

by Anonymousreply 1202/24/2013

What is it with Americans and ass wiping?

Get a bidet for God's sake!

by Anonymousreply 1302/24/2013

Don't you still have to use paper to dry off after a bidet? Do you drip dry?

by Anonymousreply 1402/24/2013

Drunk R7. At least that would be my guess.

by Anonymousreply 1502/24/2013

I have one of those bidet toilet seats. It has a DRY function, but I've never used it because I still have to wipe after I use it.

by Anonymousreply 1602/24/2013

Hairy-assed baboons should scoot on the carpet like a dawg!

by Anonymousreply 1702/24/2013

I use a q-tip

by Anonymousreply 1802/24/2013

"masc" dudes don't obsess over their body hair, OP, especially fucking ass hair. Get a grip.

by Anonymousreply 1902/24/2013

I don't do any of this stuff BECAUSE I have a dog.

by Anonymousreply 2002/24/2013

why not use Nair?

by Anonymousreply 2102/24/2013

I get mine waxed once a month.

by Anonymousreply 2202/24/2013

[quote]my masc asshole

Does your asshole smoke cigars and cuss like a sailor?

by Anonymousreply 2302/24/2013

Howard Stern shaves his butt

by Anonymousreply 2402/24/2013

In my opinion, Madonna has been irrelevant since at least 2001. She's yesterday's news.

by Anonymousreply 2502/24/2013

r25 In my opinion, Madonna has been irrelevant since at least 2001. She's yesterday's news.

and the question is still relevant: do we shave it, buzz it, or just wipe, wipe, wipe away?

by Anonymousreply 2602/24/2013

I shave my asshole in the tub too. Easier to keep clean.

by Anonymousreply 2706/01/2013

You used an electric shaver in the tub? How did you keep from being electrocuted?

by Anonymousreply 2806/01/2013

How does a bidet work? Is the water cold? and do you sit on it or hover above it? And doesn't the water run down your legs? and do you have to take your pants completely off when you take a shit?

by Anonymousreply 2906/01/2013

R25 she did have the world's best selling album of 2005 with Confessions on a Dancefloor

It sold 12 million worldwide!

by Anonymousreply 3006/01/2013

Now this is slightly painful, but the quickest way to "trim" around your hole is to use a Bic lighter on high flame.

Just takes a second, your eyes will water, and you're done.

by Anonymousreply 3106/01/2013

R2, we don't know what tree in Gabon you're posting from, but you need to get your money back from the missionary who taught you "Engalische."

by Anonymousreply 3206/01/2013

Shaving one's ass is so 00s. Hair is good. And it's not hard to keep yourself clean, if you're not a lazy little schmuck.

by Anonymousreply 3306/01/2013

R29, the water from the intake valve is supposed to be tepid. So a friend tells me. Get the cheap man's bidet for only $50ish. You control the spray, so it shouldn't get all over. You probably need something to dry with, though.

by Anonymousreply 3406/01/2013

I recommend this for all Costco shoppers. There are frequently discount coupons in the monthly booklet.

by Anonymousreply 3506/01/2013

A Toto washlet fixes everything.

by Anonymousreply 3606/01/2013

The washlet makes perfect sense. Doesn't matter the effort with paper, it works much better. I used this for the first time on a business trip to Tokyo and got one for my house.

by Anonymousreply 3706/01/2013

Nair is definitely the way to go, but I urge all to follow the instructions VERY carefully. Leave it on too long and you'll hate life!

by Anonymousreply 3806/01/2013

Yes! Get a bidet! They're great and not that expensive.

What a mess if you cut your asshole!

by Anonymousreply 3906/01/2013
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