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If I ripped off Ben Affleck's toupee: would I be arrested?

If I ever saw him in person I think I would have some sort of OCD type urge to touch his hair and see what is going on there. Could I plead insanity?

by Anonymousreply 1602/23/2013

He is very adamant that he doesn't wear one. I don't know what to think.

by Anonymousreply 102/22/2013

Since he had expensive plugs and now has enmeshed things with a weave, ripping things off him would be the equivalent of a scalping.

And I think you should go ahead and do it.

by Anonymousreply 202/22/2013

Do plugs look good up close?

by Anonymousreply 302/22/2013

Yeah, I think he has it wired to his head or something. It sounds horrendously painful and gross, but he does look cute in his photos.

by Anonymousreply 402/22/2013

Leave Ben alone, God dammit! Touch him and I'll slap the spit out of your mouth!

by Anonymousreply 502/22/2013

I can just imagine a fan seemingly harmless asking to slightly touch his hair then after a quick laugh, ripping a chunk out.

by Anonymousreply 602/22/2013

Pay me enough and I'll do it.

by Anonymousreply 702/22/2013

Make sure you have a solid grip

by Anonymousreply 802/22/2013

Haha, I did not know he wore a wig.

by Anonymousreply 902/22/2013

It's an actor. Please yourself.

by Anonymousreply 1002/22/2013

The man had cancer and his hair fell out. That is why in some photos he was bald.

by Anonymousreply 1102/22/2013


by Anonymousreply 1202/22/2013

It will be fixed very solidly with strong hairpiece glue and/or double-sided tape, so you couldn't pull it off without him losing a lot of skin in the process, so yes, you would be guilty of assault on him. You could probably pull up the front hairline and expose the mesh base of his wig, but unlikely you could pull the whole piece off. It would have to be soaked off with alcohol solvent.

The Hollywood movies you see where the guy's toupee falls off or blows off or is casually snatched off are fictional situations devised for comic effect; not real life. No real hairpiece wearer would go out in public without a secure attachment.

by Anonymousreply 1302/22/2013

He clearly wore a wig in "Argo".

As for the people here who assume he's wearing supplemental hair in real life, did he have thinning hair when he started acting or are you suggesting he wore a piece even back then?

by Anonymousreply 1402/23/2013

I wonder how hairy his crotch and ass is.

by Anonymousreply 1502/23/2013

Very, very dingle berry...That is how the ass is.

by Anonymousreply 1602/23/2013
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