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Dancing With The Stars 2013

New cast to be announced live on GMA 2/26/13 So far they are tight lipped. Haven't heard one rumor yet.

by Anonymousreply 5802/27/2013

The rumors I heard are Giants player Victor Cruz and that gymnast who made the annoyed face at the podium.

by Anonymousreply 102/22/2013

Will the white male pro dancer with the yellow skin be on the show this season?

by Anonymousreply 202/22/2013

Well, you will have the pro athlete, the older person, a scandalous "celebrity," minor music personalities with hidden dance experience, a joke, and a former Olympian. That's all you need to know.

by Anonymousreply 402/23/2013

I take it Brad Pitt, Denzel Washington, Sandra Bullock or Julia Roberts will not be on this season.

by Anonymousreply 502/23/2013

R5 Give them five or ten years and they'll be begging to appear.

by Anonymousreply 602/23/2013

Only fraus watch this shit.

by Anonymousreply 702/23/2013

I've heard that former US senator, Bob Dole, will give it a try.

by Anonymousreply 802/23/2013

Maks has decided to pull "a Shelly Long" and is quitting the show to pursue his dreams of a having a big movie career.

by Anonymousreply 902/23/2013

Abe Vigoda and Rose Marie are slated to be contestants.

by Anonymousreply 1002/23/2013

I can't think of anything more important!

by Anonymousreply 1102/23/2013

R8, who will be his partner? Corky Ballas?

by Anonymousreply 1202/24/2013

And half of DL is fraus now, r7, something we try to forget, but it's sadly true.

by Anonymousreply 1302/24/2013

I want to see a season where they don't give Derek Hough the ringer. Let's see how he can teach a complete non-dancing clodhopper.

by Anonymousreply 1402/24/2013

Ann Romney

Bonnie Franklin

Linda Lavin

Patty-lou Pone

by Anonymousreply 1502/24/2013

I certainly hope they get some "Stars" this year. Most of the people are has-been or never-were: Bristol Palin is a star?

by Anonymousreply 1602/24/2013

Bristol only got on the show because she was a slut. I got on because I am a star.

by Anonymousreply 1702/24/2013

They announced a Football player on the Oscars commercial but I have no idea who he is.

by Anonymousreply 1802/25/2013

They also showed some of that celebrity diving show. Chuy? Seriously? Do they know he's done pron?

by Anonymousreply 1902/25/2013

Yes Chuy and Louis Anderson on a TV Diving show. It might not be the end of civilization, but you can see it from here.

by Anonymousreply 2002/25/2013

HOLY SHIT!!! I may have to watch.

"Dancing with the Stars" producers are taking a HUUUGE gamble, because they just signed Andy Dick to join the cast ... a notorious loose cannon whose last stint in TV was "Celebrity Rehab."

Sources close to the production tell us ... Andy was on the set today ... along with Lisa Vanderpump, and D.L. Hughley (who are also believed to have signed contracts to compete on the show).

We're told Andy has been paired up with one of the new dancers ... and one connected source tells us, "He's more for comedy ... nobody expects much from him."

Still, one source insists Andy is taking the competition very seriously and wants to prove that he's for real.

Andy's a risky cast choice for LIVE TV -- to say the least -- considering the troubled actor's been in and out of rehab, has been arrested a whole bunch of times ... and has a reputation for being unpredictable.

by Anonymousreply 2102/25/2013

Tomorrow morning!!!

by Anonymousreply 2202/25/2013

Wynonna Judd is rumored to be the fat chick this season.

by Anonymousreply 2302/26/2013

Any minute now!

by Anonymousreply 2402/26/2013

[quote]Any minute now!

More like 45 minutes from now.

by Anonymousreply 2502/26/2013

Too bad Andy Dick didn't get Cheryl "Fuckface" Burke for his partner. That'd have been pure prime time camp right there, folks.

Vanderpump got a hot partner.

What trailer park did they find Kellie Pickler-Tickler in? Can't believe this tired bumpkin got Derek.

by Anonymousreply 2602/26/2013

Well that couldn't be any more disappointing. And No Max. Ballas will win again, he got the gymnast (big surprise) who can jump and twirl on command and has worked with a choreographer her whole life. The only interesting thing will be to see if Derek can do anything with Kelli Pickler.

by Anonymousreply 2702/26/2013

Please list them.

by Anonymousreply 2802/26/2013

No Peta!

by Anonymousreply 2902/26/2013

Gloria FUCKING Allred??????

by Anonymousreply 3002/26/2013

Patrick Schwarzenegger would be a good choice.

by Anonymousreply 3102/26/2013

Here's a link to their names with pictures of each.

by Anonymousreply 3202/26/2013

Who is the white male pro dancer with the yellow skin paired with?

by Anonymousreply 3302/26/2013

Some nice male eye candy. Did Pickler have cancer or so something?

by Anonymousreply 3402/26/2013

[quote]Some nice male eye candy. Did Pickler have cancer or so something?

No, her beast friend did and she shaved her head in solidarity. Sounds like good people to me.

by Anonymousreply 3502/26/2013

Ingo Wannafuckme. Yum

by Anonymousreply 3602/26/2013

As usual their playing fast and loose with the word "Star".

by Anonymousreply 3702/26/2013

You had me going, R30.

by Anonymousreply 3802/26/2013

[quote]their playing

Oh, dear.

That said, I totally agree with what you were trying to say. These has-beens and never-weres are as much stars as Pluto is a planet.

by Anonymousreply 3902/26/2013

Dorothy Hamill should be an interesting contestant. She's a blast from the past.

by Anonymousreply 4002/26/2013

Hamill won her gold medal the year I was born. I'm pushing 40 now.

Bitch looks fantastic and is full of energy!

Wynonna will be a trainwreck in heels.

by Anonymousreply 4102/26/2013

So, as usual, they are pairing the lovely Tristan with the old lady. At least she looks like she's in fairly good shape.

by Anonymousreply 4202/26/2013

Now do you think Vanderpump will allow herself to be shot with little or no make-up sweating in sweatpants. That will tell you how serious she is about it.

by Anonymousreply 4302/26/2013

I think Tristan has a shot with Dorothy Hamill. She has dance background and she's probably quite physically fit.

by Anonymousreply 4402/26/2013

Lisa Vanderpump is a "Star"?

Famewhore? YES

Star? NO

by Anonymousreply 4502/26/2013

Ingo looks like he got a fresh set of hair plugs just for the show.

by Anonymousreply 4602/26/2013

Is Wynonna this season's token fat chick?

by Anonymousreply 4702/26/2013

Considering Wynonna now looks like a Southern drag queen trying and failing to BE Wynonna, I may have to watch.

by Anonymousreply 4802/26/2013

[quote]Sources close to the production tell us ... Andy was on the set today ... along with Lisa Vanderpump, and D.L. Hughley (who are also believed to have signed contracts to compete on the show).

Lisa Vanderpump is not a star. Reality people are not stars!

by Anonymousreply 4902/26/2013

Isn't Kellie Pickler a former trained dancer, before she was on American Idol? I bet she gets Derek Hough.

by Anonymousreply 5002/26/2013

The "stars" are getting lamer and lamer each season. Maybe they should stop having this show on so frequently and just have it on once a calendar year. The show is just becoming a bigger joke than it already was.

by Anonymousreply 5102/26/2013

I love Ingo!

by Anonymousreply 5202/26/2013

Is Wynonna this season's Kirstie Alley?

by Anonymousreply 5302/26/2013

[quote]Is Wynonna this season's Kirstie Alley?

More like this season's bowling alley.

by Anonymousreply 5402/26/2013

Theme Song: "Has-Been" performed by William Shatner

by Anonymousreply 5502/26/2013

Wow, I think this season will go down in flames.

by Anonymousreply 5602/27/2013

I think it looks like must-see tv!

by Anonymousreply 5702/27/2013

Do people want to see Andy Dick go off the deep end or redeem himself? They gave him a rookie who might be able to handle him. They should have given him Cheryl Burke, she would eat him alive.

by Anonymousreply 5802/27/2013
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