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Sex in the ocean (video)

Uninhibited Brazilian heterosexual couple fucks in the ocean right off crowded beach as dozens of onlookers observe and cheer.

Yes, there's full video.

by Anonymousreply 3102/21/2013

This is sex as it's MEANT to be... OPEN and PROUD, with EVERYONE WATCHING and ENJOYING THE SHOW! No ridiculous misplaced Puritan shame for THESE people!

I bet THEY didn't do 'The Towel Dance' when they got out of the ocean! Instead, they proudly FLAUNTED THEMSELVES!

by Anonymousreply 102/21/2013

Ugh. Like watching 2 illegals get it on on a crowded beach in the water is exciting. Gross.

by Anonymousreply 202/21/2013

You call that sex? I didn't see her head slap the water once!

by Anonymousreply 302/21/2013

Where's Jaws when you really need him?

by Anonymousreply 402/21/2013

I see! Nonetheless, when we faggots even so much as touch our lovers', we're accused of too much PDA? Fuck them!

by Anonymousreply 502/21/2013

This video has been brought to you by the Brazillian Tourist Attracting Board.

by Anonymousreply 602/21/2013

I love that they just went for it, and the cheering makes me laugh.

That said, it was incredibly tame by public sex standards. You can only see their upper bodies. The face each other, get close and he makes moderate thrusting movements, resets, more thrusting, resets, more thrusting.

All the interest comes from knowing what they're doing, not really from any of the visuals.

by Anonymousreply 702/21/2013

They couldn't have gone to a more secluded area? That's just weird to do it in front of kids and old folks.

by Anonymousreply 802/21/2013

They're so FREE and UNINHIBITED!

Selfish pigs.

You know that shit will get slapped down before Brazil hosts the World Cup next year and Rio hosts the Summer Olympics in. 2016.

by Anonymousreply 902/21/2013

Ewwww breeders

by Anonymousreply 1002/21/2013

Oh God, they're heterosexuals, so, of course, it's a selfish, awful display of carnal desire. If it were too guys and people on DL didn't universally approve, they'd be hailed as homophobes, Repugs, sexphobic, prudes, etc.

by Anonymousreply 1102/21/2013

I didn't see cock or a nasty gash. Did you guys?

by Anonymousreply 1202/21/2013

R1, you're trying too hard.

by Anonymousreply 1302/21/2013

This is probably why that guy in the Punta Cana thread has the squirts.

by Anonymousreply 1402/21/2013

It would be fabulous to see a guy top another guy like that bareback in the ocean . Or better yet blow his partner underwater for a sense of mystery to what the hetties were doing!

by Anonymousreply 1502/21/2013

Gays would be arrested if anyone figured out what they were doing.

by Anonymousreply 1602/21/2013

Fucking gross. I hate exhibitionists. I do not consent to their gross shows of hetero sex, so it's like they're raping my eyes.

by Anonymousreply 1702/21/2013

Stay away from sushi until we know for certain that fish can't catch an STD from breeders fucking in the ocean.

by Anonymousreply 1802/21/2013

I'm brazilian and that's something that happens everyday, brazilian are animals, they act like children that can't control their urges.

by Anonymousreply 1902/21/2013

I smell tuna..

by Anonymousreply 2002/21/2013

I took a trip to Brazil for Carnival a few years ago and there were so many hetero couples just going at it in the streets like dogs. I saw this one woman holding on to a lamp post while her (boyfriend?husband?random hookup?) was NAILING her from behind mercilessly. At first my group got scared because we thought she was getting raped but our Brazilian friend/host told us that this sort of thing was very common during Carnival and we saw that she was really into it. We all still laugh about it till this day.

by Anonymousreply 2102/21/2013

How can fucking in sea water be at all comfortable?

by Anonymousreply 2202/21/2013

Lol r14

by Anonymousreply 2302/21/2013

That woman's crotch is going to feel like sandpaper in about 2 days after.

by Anonymousreply 2402/21/2013

Yea R14, Good one.

I had to stop watching as soon as that beached whale in the green two piece showed up. Horrible for a man to have to see such a disgusting thing.

by Anonymousreply 2502/21/2013

Are there inhibited Brazilians? They must be the horniest horndogs on earth.

by Anonymousreply 2602/21/2013


by Anonymousreply 2702/21/2013

Was he fucking her pussy or ass? I guess only they know.

by Anonymousreply 2802/21/2013

[quote]How can fucking in sea water be at all comfortable?

Well at least she already smells like the sea.

by Anonymousreply 2902/21/2013

And R13 isn't trying at all.

by Anonymousreply 3002/21/2013

Honestly, I've thought about sex in the Ocean but then I beat him instead for street cred.

by Anonymousreply 3102/21/2013
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