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Is there a right way and wrong wat to eat Crem Brûlée?

I went out for a lete dinner with my boyfriend and some friends. I had Crem Brûlée for desert. I cracked the sugar crust all arround the ramiken and ate it. When we got home my boyfriend tried make feel like an idiot, he yelled and scream at me for eating it that way.

Is there a certain right way to eat it?

by Anonymousreply 3102/21/2013

So are we supposed to write witty ripostes about the alleged rules of creme brulee eating, or are we supposed to show concern for you being in an abusive relationship? Please advise.

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by Anonymousreply 102/21/2013

Kill him in his sleep

by Anonymousreply 202/21/2013

You have misspelled way, creme, late and screamed. But "ramiken" you got right. This is, after all, Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 302/21/2013

You're supposed to loosen it around the edges like you did, then hold up the dish to your mouth and slurp it down whole like an oyster.

by Anonymousreply 402/21/2013

A good way to start with it, is to spell it right

Crème brûlée

after that, as long a great chef made it, it's just your turn to enjoy it.

by Anonymousreply 502/21/2013

The best way to eat the creme brûlée in the scenario would be to repeatedly beat the bottom of the ramekin on the top of your boyfriend's head so as to loosen it. Once it's loose, eat it any way you want to, your bf will be too stunned to comment. Enjoy!

by Anonymousreply 602/21/2013

Utensil = right. Fingers = wrong

by Anonymousreply 702/21/2013

Eat it as you would eat your boyfriends hole. Start with the crispy brown skin until you get the the creamy centre.

by Anonymousreply 802/21/2013


by Anonymousreply 902/21/2013

This is perhaps the ONLY dessert. The ONLY one.

by Anonymousreply 1002/21/2013

Admit it, OP. He called you a STUPID THIRD GRADE idiot, didn't he?

by Anonymousreply 1102/21/2013

Either way with brulee, you must say CREM.

by Anonymousreply 1202/21/2013

Was it served with the appropriate spoon? If not kill the host.

by Anonymousreply 1302/21/2013

Sounds like you ate it properly. Your boyfriend is ...trouble.

by Anonymousreply 1402/21/2013

Is your boyfriend Shirley MacLaine?

by Anonymousreply 1502/21/2013

Is your boyfriend Shirley MacLaine?

by Anonymousreply 1602/21/2013

Dear god, no one has picked up on R3 yet? It's ramekin, dear. You and OP are both wrong.

by Anonymousreply 1702/21/2013

It was a cute spelling of the word.

by Anonymousreply 1802/21/2013

Your boyfriend is an abusive, controlling dick.

by Anonymousreply 1902/21/2013


by Anonymousreply 2002/21/2013

The best way to eat it would be on a date with someone else.

The boyfriend sounds like a complete tool.

You in danger GURL.

by Anonymousreply 2102/21/2013

The right way is to break the caramel part and then push it into the custard part so you get the crystallized sugar and custard together.

by Anonymousreply 2202/21/2013

I eat it in private.All of it, too good to share with anyone else. I use Dinah Shore's recipe.

by Anonymousreply 2302/21/2013

Is your boyfriend Shirley MacLaine?

by Anonymousreply 2402/21/2013

I lift off the sugar part and eat only the creamy part.

by Anonymousreply 2502/21/2013

Dump this boyfriend. I have a French friend who once told me the proper way to eat creme brûlée but I told her I will eat it any way I goddamn please and that's what you should tell this control freak boyfriend.

by Anonymousreply 2602/21/2013

Apologize. Tell him you're sorry you embarrassed him and you will make it up to him next time. Then, when you order it - pick a small hole in the crystallized sugar, pull out a straw, blow the straw wrapper in your boyfriend's face, stick the straw in the ramekin, and slurp loudly. Calmly explain that if he ever abuses you - physically or verbally - again, you will call the police, file a domestic abuse charge, inform his employer and every one of your friends.

Then ask him if he'd like a taste.

by Anonymousreply 2702/21/2013

I knew a young woman whose career in publishing was ruined when she went out with colleagues and ordered the "creamy brooley."

by Anonymousreply 2802/21/2013

That's "ramekin," R3.

by Anonymousreply 2902/21/2013

Crunch and delete.

by Anonymousreply 3002/21/2013

Donnez-moi votre adresse. Je vais lui apprendre une leçon.

by Anonymousreply 3102/21/2013
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