SJP on the cover of Chinese Harper's Bazaar
|by Anonymous||reply 56||05/12/2013|
She looks fantastic!
|by Anonymous||reply 1||02/20/2013|
Aww I feel bad for her.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||02/20/2013|
I love the look.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||02/20/2013|
Love the harness.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||02/20/2013|
The Chinese sure do love dragons. Personally, I think they're scary!
|by Anonymous||reply 5||02/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 6||02/20/2013|
I wonder if they think she's Mothra.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||02/20/2013|
TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER EARTHLINGS!
|by Anonymous||reply 8||02/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 9||02/20/2013|
She has been looking really awful lately, I don't know why she aged that way. I guess she has always been kind of...plain?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||02/20/2013|
It's year of the snake, not the horse.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||02/20/2013|
Preying Mantis - the new look for Spring.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||02/20/2013|
Omg, she looks wonderful...I'm actually crying!!
|by Anonymous||reply 13||02/20/2013|
She should eat a sandwich already.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||02/20/2013|
Goodness gracious. China hates us. They really really hate us
|by Anonymous||reply 15||02/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 16||02/20/2013|
"She should eat a sandwich already."
But she shouldn't get it from Romania. That would be cannibalism.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||02/20/2013|
Oh god, she looks like something that would be chasing Scooby Doo.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||02/20/2013|
She's hideous. I feel really sorry for her but then again she's wealthy so fuck her. she's a horse.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||02/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 20||02/20/2013|
Is it the year of the horse?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||02/20/2013|
Oh my GOD, R21! That's almost as funny as when R11 said it!
|by Anonymous||reply 22||02/20/2013|
They picked SJP over Rafalca? What is this world coming to?
|by Anonymous||reply 23||02/20/2013|
That picture is photoshopped.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||02/20/2013|
No! It is?!
|by Anonymous||reply 25||02/20/2013|
"That picture is photoshopped."
And yet despite the attempt at improvement, she still looks hideous.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||02/20/2013|
This is what I've noticed about her lately: her hair is too flat on top to balance out her jaw. Mariah Carey has the same problem. If they both added height to their hair, they would look much better.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||02/20/2013|
You can see it if you look at the lower half of the face closely.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||02/20/2013|
Harpies Bazaar would be more appropriate.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||02/20/2013|
They Shoot Hoses Don't They?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||02/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 31||02/20/2013|
Still not as freaky bad as Madonna's alien OUT magazine cover from a few years ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||02/20/2013|
Straight on face shot, long hair dragging it down, heavy eyeliner adds acreage spatially. No no to the 3rd power.
In the hands of the right people, they could pull it off. Just work the tricks Jen Aniston's people use.
Let's face it, SJP has a lot of nerve. She's okay in motion but not still photography.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||02/20/2013|
OH MY GOD, is that MADONNA in r32's link?????
WHAT THE FUCK???
|by Anonymous||reply 34||02/20/2013|
I HATE Madonna's hairdo on that link. HATE IT.
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|by Anonymous||reply 37||02/21/2013|
Everyone on this thread needs to sit down, because Michael K. of DListed said it all days ago already:
"Harper's Bazaar China must've decided that looking human is so out for March and it's all about looking like a dragon alien who covered itself in wax and the manes of a dozen horses. The headline already gives away who this is, but if I told you this was a feline pony alien from Pandora who has come to earth to make us humans its slaves, you'd probably just shrug and welcome our new feline pony alien overlords. This seriously looks like something straight out of the mind of James Cameron. Harper's Bazaar China used and broke every damn copy of Photoshop they had. If I stare at it long enough, it doesn't even look like a picture of Sarah Jessica Parker taken with an actual camera. It looks like a caricature portrait of a Thundercat sketched by one of those sidewalk artists."
This is why, for one, love him.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||02/21/2013|
I just showed my husband and he yelled ugh she looks like some kind of ancient horse deity.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||02/21/2013|
It should be on velvet. National Velvet.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||02/21/2013|
That photograph of Madge is just awful.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||02/21/2013|
Is Harper's Bazaar under the control of one publisher or are different countries' versions relatively autonomous? Of course, that would never have flown here, so I guess there's not much editorial control. But it doesn't reflect well on the Harper's brand.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||02/21/2013|
I love you Della and your animal jokes.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||02/21/2013|
I never thought she looked like a horse until this picture. That nose is Joe Camel.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||02/22/2013|
It wouldn't have been so bad if they didn't lighten her eyes so much that she looks like an alien.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||02/22/2013|
She's been completely cut out of that movie where she plays Gloria Steinheim!!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 46||02/22/2013|
They smoothed her nose out oddly
|by Anonymous||reply 47||02/23/2013|
Madonna looks like a pinhead in that cover shot. Her forehead is so low. What an unattractive woman she is--in every way.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||02/23/2013|
her eyes look crazy. taped up? she's a hm.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||02/24/2013|
they eat horses in China...you better watch out
|by Anonymous||reply 50||02/24/2013|
Another thread where you're not wanted.
If you're so above all this why do you keep coming back?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||02/24/2013|
I honestly think she'll take first at Preakness.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||05/12/2013|
Only in China could she look human.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||05/12/2013|
She's rather angular and odd.
Did she have photo approval?
|by Anonymous||reply 54||05/12/2013|