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SJP on the cover of Chinese Harper's Bazaar


by Anonymousreply 5605/12/2013

She looks fantastic!

by Anonymousreply 102/20/2013

Aww I feel bad for her.

by Anonymousreply 202/20/2013

I love the look.

by Anonymousreply 302/20/2013

Love the harness.

by Anonymousreply 402/20/2013

The Chinese sure do love dragons. Personally, I think they're scary!

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by Anonymousreply 602/20/2013

I wonder if they think she's Mothra.

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by Anonymousreply 902/20/2013

She has been looking really awful lately, I don't know why she aged that way. I guess she has always been kind of...plain?

by Anonymousreply 1002/20/2013

It's year of the snake, not the horse.

by Anonymousreply 1102/20/2013

Preying Mantis - the new look for Spring.

by Anonymousreply 1202/20/2013

Omg, she looks wonderful...I'm actually crying!!

by Anonymousreply 1302/20/2013

She should eat a sandwich already.

by Anonymousreply 1402/20/2013

Goodness gracious. China hates us. They really really hate us

by Anonymousreply 1502/20/2013

lol r11

by Anonymousreply 1602/20/2013

"She should eat a sandwich already."

But she shouldn't get it from Romania. That would be cannibalism.

by Anonymousreply 1702/20/2013

Oh god, she looks like something that would be chasing Scooby Doo.

by Anonymousreply 1802/20/2013

She's hideous. I feel really sorry for her but then again she's wealthy so fuck her. she's a horse.

by Anonymousreply 1902/20/2013

My goodness!

by Anonymousreply 2002/20/2013

Is it the year of the horse?

by Anonymousreply 2102/20/2013

Oh my GOD, R21! That's almost as funny as when R11 said it!

by Anonymousreply 2202/21/2013

They picked SJP over Rafalca? What is this world coming to?

by Anonymousreply 2302/21/2013

That picture is photoshopped.

by Anonymousreply 2402/21/2013

No! It is?!

by Anonymousreply 2502/21/2013

"That picture is photoshopped."

And yet despite the attempt at improvement, she still looks hideous.

by Anonymousreply 2602/21/2013

This is what I've noticed about her lately: her hair is too flat on top to balance out her jaw. Mariah Carey has the same problem. If they both added height to their hair, they would look much better.

by Anonymousreply 2702/21/2013

You can see it if you look at the lower half of the face closely.

by Anonymousreply 2802/21/2013

Harpies Bazaar would be more appropriate.

by Anonymousreply 2902/21/2013

They Shoot Hoses Don't They?

by Anonymousreply 3002/21/2013

Oh, Wilbur.

by Anonymousreply 3102/21/2013

Still not as freaky bad as Madonna's alien OUT magazine cover from a few years ago.

by Anonymousreply 3202/21/2013

Straight on face shot, long hair dragging it down, heavy eyeliner adds acreage spatially. No no to the 3rd power.

In the hands of the right people, they could pull it off. Just work the tricks Jen Aniston's people use.

Let's face it, SJP has a lot of nerve. She's okay in motion but not still photography.

by Anonymousreply 3302/21/2013

OH MY GOD, is that MADONNA in r32's link?????


by Anonymousreply 3402/21/2013

I HATE Madonna's hairdo on that link. HATE IT.

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by Anonymousreply 3702/21/2013

Everyone on this thread needs to sit down, because Michael K. of DListed said it all days ago already:

"Harper's Bazaar China must've decided that looking human is so out for March and it's all about looking like a dragon alien who covered itself in wax and the manes of a dozen horses. The headline already gives away who this is, but if I told you this was a feline pony alien from Pandora who has come to earth to make us humans its slaves, you'd probably just shrug and welcome our new feline pony alien overlords. This seriously looks like something straight out of the mind of James Cameron. Harper's Bazaar China used and broke every damn copy of Photoshop they had. If I stare at it long enough, it doesn't even look like a picture of Sarah Jessica Parker taken with an actual camera. It looks like a caricature portrait of a Thundercat sketched by one of those sidewalk artists."

This is why, for one, love him.

by Anonymousreply 3802/21/2013

I just showed my husband and he yelled ugh she looks like some kind of ancient horse deity.

by Anonymousreply 3902/21/2013

It should be on velvet. National Velvet.

by Anonymousreply 4002/21/2013

That photograph of Madge is just awful.

by Anonymousreply 4102/21/2013

Is Harper's Bazaar under the control of one publisher or are different countries' versions relatively autonomous? Of course, that would never have flown here, so I guess there's not much editorial control. But it doesn't reflect well on the Harper's brand.

by Anonymousreply 4202/21/2013

I never thought she looked like a horse until this picture. That nose is Joe Camel.

by Anonymousreply 4402/22/2013

It wouldn't have been so bad if they didn't lighten her eyes so much that she looks like an alien.

by Anonymousreply 4502/22/2013

She's been completely cut out of that movie where she plays Gloria Steinheim!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 4602/22/2013

They smoothed her nose out oddly

by Anonymousreply 4702/24/2013

Madonna looks like a pinhead in that cover shot. Her forehead is so low. What an unattractive woman she is--in every way.

by Anonymousreply 4802/24/2013

her eyes look crazy. taped up? she's a hm.

by Anonymousreply 4902/24/2013

they eat horses in better watch out

by Anonymousreply 5002/24/2013

Hardeharhar!! R47.

Another thread where you're not wanted.

If you're so above all this why do you keep coming back?

by Anonymousreply 5102/24/2013

I honestly think she'll take first at Preakness.

by Anonymousreply 5205/12/2013

Only in China could she look human.

by Anonymousreply 5305/12/2013

She's rather angular and odd.

Did she have photo approval?

by Anonymousreply 5405/12/2013
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