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Somebody stole my sneakers and dirty socks from the gym tonight.

I placed them on top of my locker before I went to shower. When I returned a few minutes later, they were gone. The maintenance guy didn't take them and they didn't show up in the lost&found at the front desk. Seriously, who would do do such a thing? It grosses me out to think that right now, some fat queen in his parents' basement choking his chicken while inhaling the odor of my filthy socks and sneaks. Seriously WTF.

by Anonymousreply 2302/23/2013

Someone stole my dirty jockstrap too!

by Anonymousreply 102/20/2013

Are you really hot, OP?

by Anonymousreply 202/20/2013

[post by racist shit-stain # 2 removed.]

by Anonymousreply 302/20/2013

My GAWD, do you know who stoked it?

by Anonymousreply 402/20/2013

Let this be a lesson to all. It's called the "locker room". Put your shit in the lockers. Keep it safe and out of everyone else's way. People are always leaving their sneakers and dirty clothes around. Your locker is your personal space. That is it. Someone probably threw your sneakers in the trash because "on top of" the locker was really in front of and you were in someone's way.

by Anonymousreply 502/20/2013



by Anonymousreply 602/20/2013

I once pitied a man who had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.

But good luck finding your shoes, OP. Sounds like you've got real problems.

by Anonymousreply 702/20/2013

OP wears dirty socks!!

by Anonymousreply 802/20/2013

Im always amazed at the amount of personal stuff left out in the open. I stash everything in the locker. I just wish I could rent one of the nice big lockers but you have to sign up on a waiting list. Only when someone dies do they ever become available.

by Anonymousreply 902/20/2013

OP seems funny and hot.

by Anonymousreply 1002/20/2013

We're they Cole Haan sneakers your mother got you for Christmas by any chance??

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by Anonymousreply 1202/20/2013

R5 has a hairbrush!

by Anonymousreply 1302/20/2013

OP: Are they nice sneakers? Thaat might have been the appeal to steal.

by Anonymousreply 1402/20/2013

OP why were your socks "filthy"? And what difference would a basement make in your imagined scenario?

by Anonymousreply 1502/20/2013

Op, I threw out your disgusting shoes and socks, bitch! Jesus, wash your fucking stuff once in a while! They smelled like you'd rolled around in dog vomit while an old woman shit on your shoes!

Oh, and're NOT all that, honey! I've seen better asses on Golden Girl reruns!

by Anonymousreply 1602/20/2013

Wait a minute. Fat guys who live in their mothers' basements don't go to the gym! There's something not right with this story. Something not right at all!

by Anonymousreply 1702/20/2013

R17...Op is role-playing. He wants a chub to steal his sneakers and cum on them. Problem is self-respecting fattie would have the OP.

by Anonymousreply 1802/20/2013

It was Donny Wright,he`s right now jerking off over them.

by Anonymousreply 1902/21/2013

Your sneakers have been located, OP. Photo proof that you can take to gym management.

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by Anonymousreply 2102/22/2013

I have an alibi OP.

by Anonymousreply 2202/22/2013

This thread is useless without photos, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2302/23/2013
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