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Beyonce's Super Bowl Half-time Show

Sponsored by... Pepsi*

I know she planned this to be a sort of career retrospective ala Madonna. But it just looks like a lot of colored lights, smoke and firecrackers. With her irritating voice caterwauling over the noise- without the aid of Autotune- it becomes headache-y real fast.

But her hair flipping and aggressive stomping does reveal all the careers she would have been good at: football cheerleader; stripper; back-up dancer.

This lead zeppelin makes Janet look like Billie Holiday.

by Lola Heathertonreply 102/20/2013

You said it, Brother.

by Lola Heathertonreply 102/20/2013
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