Sponsored by... Pepsi*
I know she planned this to be a sort of career retrospective ala Madonna. But it just looks like a lot of colored lights, smoke and firecrackers. With her irritating voice caterwauling over the noise- without the aid of Autotune- it becomes headache-y real fast.
But her hair flipping and aggressive stomping does reveal all the careers she would have been good at: football cheerleader; stripper; back-up dancer.
This lead zeppelin makes Janet look like Billie Holiday.